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How would your waifu react if she saw your browsing history?

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How would your waifu react if she saw your browsing history?
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>not browsing in private mode
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She would be amazed! Since she's 14, me being into lolicon shouldn't surprise her, but there are some really gay things in there too. She is an aspiring mangaka, maybe I could get her to become a fujoshi? Doubtful.
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>>122744564
A whole bunch of this place, documentation for software and some miscellaneous sites.

Nothing juicy in there, but there's a danger she might be bored by it!
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>waifu
You mean my actual WIFE who's also the mother of my children?
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>>122744564
>recording history
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>>122744679
>3DPD

Disgusting Pig
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>>122744679
Normies pls go
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>>122744644
Sengoku is not a loli
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>>122744564
Ive been browsing Oyster lately
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>>122744679
No he meant your Waifu. The Person you truly love not the fucktoy you use every now and then in bed. To think you were even stupid enough to produce offspring.
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>>122744679
ayy
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>NTR doujins on Sadpanda
>Gangbang pictures on Gelbooru
>Shitty music

I dont know.
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>>122744817
What's up with those pixels. Do you hate your waifu?
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>>122744564
Mai is a pretty sheltered girl, so I'm guessing that she would be rather shocked.
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/jp/
/a/
/jp/
/jp/
/a/
safebooru
/pol/
/jp/
nyaa
/a/
/jp/
/jp/

She wouldn't be disgusted at least.
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>>122744831
Ah okay, that would be Yuuko then.
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Well good for her I don't have a browsing history
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>>122744793
She's cheating on you with the nigger who lives next door.
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>>122744667
Absolutely pure____
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>>122745509
We live in a neighborhood without niggers and she would never do something like that.
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>>122745509
>implying he isn't cheating on her with the nigger as well
Nigger is getting all the sex.
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>>122745563
Ayy.
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>>122745563
>Being this delusional
Your fictional kids aren't probably even yours
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>>122745636
They are, we did DNA tests.
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>>122745591
I doubt any of this is true.
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>>122745741
>Not trusting her and doing DNA tests
Disgraceful
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>>122745802
It sounds realistic to me.
It's exactly what I would expect from pretty much any 3D woman.
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>>122745802
Don't tell me you actually believe what people say here
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>>122745843
It made our relationship stronger.
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/a/ complains about normalfags while they themself are the idiots that shower them with attention
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>>122745741
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>>122744564
Hey guy, I want to be a normie. How do I stop caring about my waifu?
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>>122745944
This, just report unrelated shit/cancer and move on.
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Thread ruined.
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>>122744679
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Krx2DdwRW5
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gxb2Hr0OkU
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0I7i8Cgu8Qm
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oErLmkKIzk
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14YEIMOxesd
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jWWLtmqHSb
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nGuK3QQwS0
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0D3sQkacVhF
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>>122745802
The description of the first divorce is so spot on I have trouble believing it isn't coming from someone that's experienced it first-hand, even if it's embellished.
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>>122746051
One "I have a real wife" post and all the retards immediately take the bait and start replying like crazy.
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>>122746109
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jWWLtmqHSb
What is he saying in the middle?
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>>122745071
Much better.
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>>122744719
>>122744740
>>122744831
>>122744841
>>122746109
Wow, this board is probably the easiest to troll.
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>>122744564

Feeling of relief that the other harem girls are no threat at all.
Absolute dread about the shota childhood friend.
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My 3dpd wants to know my porn habits so she can imitate them.
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>>122746232
reverse rused
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>>122746232
>troll
Making people respond is not the same as trolling them, newfag.

There's a few guys genuinely pissed, but half the guys you quoted are just amused by that guy's faggotry.
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>>122746109
aren't monogatarifaggots the biggest normies?
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>>122746232
>troll
ayy
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>>122746317
Unfortunately it just makes retards think they are successful. So they just come back and make their pretend to be new rec threads or whatever everyday.
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>>122746232
>Getting responses is now trolling
Loving post-2009 4chan. Epic, great post, I love it. Guess you've also been taken on a ruse cruise you fucking homo
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>having a browsing history
Idiots.
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>>122746701
sometimes i want people to find out
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>>122746701
It has saved my ass more than once
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She'd demand angry sex.
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>>122746760
I know that feeling. I used to be very secretive about my doings on my computer, but at some point I realized nobody would ever even come into my apartment,
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>>122744667
Oh please !YUNOcchi. We all know you have a history of many cutes of Yunocchi.
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>>122746701
I find it's a convenient tool for browsing, since I can type one letter and get the URL I want to come up.
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>>122744667
Could you at least have the decency to post with your trip on when you tell me to fuck off instead of pretending you're someone else, thanks.
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>>122746701
Not all of us are still using the family computer.
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>>122746170
"I can't ever get a girlfriend because of this shit"
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>>122747104
His trip is on.
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>>122746945
But those are long gone from my history and have their well-earned place in a very, very special folder.

But I really don't look at anyone else that way but her! I suppose a low libido helps.
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>>122747614
She will see the new history with new content and then she will love you more than ever.
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>>122744667
Sometimes I wonder if you just sit there in the catalog, endlessly refreshing the page with "waifu" on the search bar.
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>>122744564
>A-anon why are you looking at pictures of me getting fucked?
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>>122747975
Do like Daiz does. He has a beeper that goes off whenever somebody mentions him or hi10bit or anything encoding related on /a/.
That's how the summoning ritual works.
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>>122747614
Please respond. This is getting silly. You can't expect me to really believe that every time I post Yuno you respond with your usual lines, expect the few times when I post something that's a little bit more affectionate. Then it's suddenly "anonymous" who tells me that Yuno is married to you and I'm not allowed to post anything relating to her. Note that even my more affectionate remarks are hardly nowhere near the things you post in your every single post, even when you don't talk about wanting to have sex with her.

At least keep it out of the Hidamari threads, it's stupid.
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>>122748181
I'm positive !YUNOocchi is a waifu to many anons.
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I thought "waifu" meant crush, but apparently there is people using it as wife. But I mean, it means crush, right?
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>>122748300
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>>122748300
It's the Japanese pronunciation for wife. (so obviously it shouldn't get a plural s. A "tachi" might be acceptable though way weeaboo)
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>>122748229
Then he should tell them to keep it out of Hidamari threads as well. I don't really care if they want to pet him in these threads, but as far as I know Yuno hasn't married anyone either in the manga or the anime so they should stop posting that nonsense threads that aren't about roleplaying.

But since he doesn't even bother to deny it I doubt it was really any of his so-called fans.
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>>122748300
I can assure you that when you hear me and a quite a few other anons say it, it definitely means wife in every sense of that word.

>>122748181
I can't take responsibility for people defending our marriage! Wouldn't be the first time either, but I do find it endearing.

I've been holding myself back a bit in that regard since she finds it a bit pointless - in the "I'm right here with you, don't pay attention the silly people" kind of way.
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>>122748618
>nonsense threads that
*in threads
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>>122746109
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1426555535894.webm
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>>122748651
You know, you could just tell them to stop, but I guess having your ego stroked is more important.
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>check boorus multiple times daily if there is art for her
>check pixiv multiple times daily if there is art for her
>search her name in the archive multiple times daily to see if someone mentioned her today so i can jump in

Well.
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She'd make a smug anime face and call me a cuck.
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>>122749113
moot, is that you?
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I don't think she'd be terribly interested in video games.
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>/a/
>/v/
>/jp/
>sadpanda
>online manga
She would probably call me a loser which would make diamond.
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>>122744564
>my near constant meguca thread browsing and bumping
>my constant downloading of her
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>>122748053
>by fat, old and bald men who look nothing like you
>you are master cuck
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>>122744679
>REEEEEEEEEEEE
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Honestly I think she'd just be amazed I have a personal computer in the first place, especially one that works without a dial up connection.
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I think a good majority of us are significantly fucked
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>>122748300
A waifu is just a character that is more or less your ideal, but since you're too lazy to find a real person who you can communicate with and has thoughts, feelings, and can respond to the world around her, that fits that ideal, you just sit at your computer collecting pictures of her and mastubating to fantasies of you being in a relationship with her. And you get to brag about her and circlejerk in these threads.
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>>122749450
>>/v/
>>online manga
She's not the only one calling you a loser, anon.
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>>122749552
Do you at least have a car to take her to fun things?
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>>122749595
Oh yeah, don't forget to don a trip for maximum fun, popularity and circlejerkery!.
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>>122749595
Someone is having a bad day
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>>122749666
But he's right Satan.
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>>122749599
>/a/ thinks /v/ sucks
>/v/ thinks /a/ sucks

Being /av/ is suffering
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>>122749664
dont forget to say no homo before grabbing the dick
that is the most important part
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>>122748300
Waifu has always meant "wife" and has been used in /a/'s vernacular for years to refer to an anime character you hold above all others and want to marry over any disgusting 3D pig.
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>>122744564
>Having a browsing history
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>>122749720
Are you just now realizing this? How new are you?
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>>122749625
Just waiting for the 3D printer to finish it. You think she'll be disappointed it doesn't fly?
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>hypebeast
>engadget
>siliconera
>pitchfork
She'd think I'm a scrub I guess
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>>122749790
You wouldn't download a car!
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>>122749773
Not new my friend. It just sucks that life has been like this.
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>>122749752
That takes away all the fun.
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>>122748300
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>>122749953
>posting edgy self-insert /r9k/ shit
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What do I do if my waifu cucks me?
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>>122750102
Chicken dinner.
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>>122750102
Don't worry, this is normal for Saberfags.
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>>122750102
You live the rest of your life as a cuck
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>>122747975
He's said in numerous occasions he has a RSS script for that.
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>>122750174
ok
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>>122746109
>that woman yelling in the background in the second one
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>>122750215
>2015
>being okay with things
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>>122750174
I wish I knew how to work computers so I could do that.
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>>122750473
>putting your computer to work
You faggot, it's not a slave asshole.
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>not browsing privately or deleting history
Wouldn't matter to me much because I don't look at porn or hentai that much anymore
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>>122750591
>Using a family computer/Having people check your history.
I am sorry.
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>>122750729
When did I say that I use a family computer? It's just a precaution
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>>122751040
Are your parents going to come check your history or something?
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>>122751106
I try to make sure there's nothing incriminating on my computer should I happen to die or something.
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>>122744564

>not auto-deleting browsing history after every session
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>>122751106
Anyone can. It's close to impossible that they'd want to look at it. But if that ever happens, i don't want the first thing on there to say "Futa Rape"
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>>122744564
what browsing history?
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>>122744564
With actual murder.
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>>122751208
It's not like I'd care, I'd be dead
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Not like she'd ever find out
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Can your search history be used as an alibi?
Say you got framed for something, but want to prove you were at home at the time, could your search history be used to prove it?

Just wondering since we're on the topic.
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>>122745591
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>>122751597
Yes.

Also newer android and apple phone tracks everywhere you go unless you disable it in a setting, which can make or break you, so adjust accordingly.
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>>122751597
Not your search history, but you might be able to contact your ISP to prove your PC was online at the time.
Then you'd have to prove that you were the one using your computer. Google might be able to help with that, but I doubt they'd do it.
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>>122751750
>Then you'd have to prove that you were the one using your computer.
That's usually a lot easier than someone else proving you were at the scene of a crime.
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>>122751597

Not definitively, but you COULD argue it, sure.

Of course, the police would just argue you scripted it.
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>>122746109
>REEEEEEEEE
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>>122751830
How would you go about it then?
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>>122751208
There is no such thing as ghost jail.
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>>122744564
"Do you just...not use the Internet?"

Just browsing history, right? Because I delete that shit the second I suspect someone might use my computer.
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>>122744994
Your waifu is an m2f trans.
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Well, my waifu would probably be pretty indifferent about it, that's her whole shtick.

If I died and someone checked, though

Oh boy.
My dad would screencap it and put a link to it in my obituary.

I'd do the same for him.
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>>122751927
What if she gets the NSA's full file of you?
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>>122744564
I don't keep my history for recreational browsing. Too paranoid for that shit. My browsing history would just be tons of tons of laws, statutes, briefs, and indecipherable legalese.

She'd probably think I actually worked hard. Doubt she'd know better.
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>>122744564
It's not all that exciting except she'd see me searching for cute pictures and lewds of her. But that's nothing she doesn't already know.

>>122747614
I have quite a high libido and just have eyes for Nui. It's about the strength of your love, nothing to do with a lower drive.
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>>122751944
Mai waifu is biologically fully female.
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>>122752350
She is shit though
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>>122751915
Me? I work 12 hour days 3 days a week and the other 4 I do various shit with my net friends or room mates. I guess it's not air tight, but it'd be pretty hard to pin something on me when I have several witnesses. Also, to leave where I live, I have to pass a security gate.
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Felt like an obligatory pic related.

My spesshul snowflake waifu is from the pre-www-era so she wouldn't even know how to use a computer.
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>>122749773
>>122749720
I was under the impression that every single board hates all the other boards
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>>122752386
>calling people's waifu shit
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>>122752386
No, she's perfect in both personality (polite, kind and helpful, but also determined, brave and strong-willed) and appearance (athletic but also voluptuous and with long hair). Why would you dislike her?
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>>122752451
That's a completely different situation from what was implied above where anon wanted to use his history as an alibi, so he probably wouldn't have any witnesses.
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>>122752491
But aint that the truth?
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>>122752491
Not really.
Most people who want to casually discuss anime hate /a/ because of its anti-casual policies.
/v/ is simply bad.
But /a/ has a secret crush on /jp/ for example.
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>>122752491
That's not true.
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>>122752514
> fat
> perfect looks
pick one
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