How would your waifu react if she saw your browsing history?
She would be amazed! Since she's 14, me being into lolicon shouldn't surprise her, but there are some really
gaythings in there too. She is an aspiring mangaka, maybe I could get her to become a fujoshi? Doubtful.
A whole bunch of this place, documentation for software and some miscellaneous sites.
Nothing juicy in there, but there's a danger she might be bored by it!
Mai is a pretty sheltered girl, so I'm guessing that she would be rather shocked.
Ah okay, that would be Yuuko then.
>Being this delusional
Your fictional kids aren't probably even yours
>Not trusting her and doing DNA tests
Don't tell me you actually believe what people say here
aren't monogatarifaggots the biggest normies?
It has saved my ass more than once
But those are long gone from my history and have their well-earned place in a very, very special folder.
But I really don't look at anyone else that way but her! I suppose a low libido helps.
Sometimes I wonder if you just sit there in the catalog, endlessly refreshing the page with "waifu" on the search bar.
>A-anon why are you looking at pictures of me getting fucked?
Please respond. This is getting silly. You can't expect me to really believe that every time I post Yuno you respond with your usual lines, expect the few times when I post something that's a little bit more affectionate. Then it's suddenly "anonymous" who tells me that Yuno is married to you and I'm not allowed to post anything relating to her. Note that even my more affectionate remarks are hardly nowhere near the things you post in your every single post, even when you don't talk about wanting to have sex with her.
At least keep it out of the Hidamari threads, it's stupid.
Then he should tell them to keep it out of Hidamari threads as well. I don't really care if they want to pet him in these threads, but as far as I know Yuno hasn't married anyone either in the manga or the anime so they should stop posting that nonsense threads that aren't about roleplaying.
But since he doesn't even bother to deny it I doubt it was really any of his so-called fans.
I can assure you that when you hear me and a quite a few other anons say it, it definitely means wife in every sense of that word.
I can't take responsibility for people defending our marriage! Wouldn't be the first time either, but I do find it endearing.
I've been holding myself back a bit in that regard since she finds it a bit pointless - in the "I'm right here with you, don't pay attention the silly people" kind of way.
>check boorus multiple times daily if there is art for her
>check pixiv multiple times daily if there is art for her
>search her name in the archive multiple times daily to see if someone mentioned her today so i can jump in
I don't think she'd be terribly interested in
>my near constant meguca thread browsing and bumping
>my constant downloading of her
Honestly I think she'd just be amazed I have a personal computer in the first place, especially one that works without a dial up connection.
I think a good majority of us are significantly fucked
A waifu is just a character that is more or less your ideal, but since you're too lazy to find a real person who you can communicate with and has thoughts, feelings, and can respond to the world around her, that fits that ideal, you just sit at your computer collecting pictures of her and mastubating to fantasies of you being in a relationship with her. And you get to brag about her and circlejerk in these threads.
Waifu has always meant "wife" and has been used in /a/'s vernacular for years to refer to an anime character you hold above all others and want to marry over any disgusting 3D pig.
You live the rest of your life as a cuck
>that woman yelling in the background in the second one
Are your parents going to come check your history or something?
With actual murder.
Can your search history be used as an alibi?
Say you got framed for something, but want to prove you were at home at the time, could your search history be used to prove it?
Just wondering since we're on the topic.
Not your search history, but you might be able to contact your ISP to prove your PC was online at the time.
Then you'd have to prove that you were the one using your computer. Google might be able to help with that, but I doubt they'd do it.
Well, my waifu would probably be pretty indifferent about it, that's her whole shtick.
If I died and someone checked, though
My dad would screencap it and put a link to it in my obituary.
I'd do the same for him.
I don't keep my history for recreational browsing. Too paranoid for that shit. My browsing history would just be tons of tons of laws, statutes, briefs, and indecipherable legalese.
She'd probably think I actually worked hard. Doubt she'd know better.
It's not all that exciting except she'd see me searching for cute pictures
and lewdsof her. But that's nothing she doesn't already know.
I have quite a high libido and just have eyes for Nui. It's about the strength of your love, nothing to do with a lower drive.
Mai waifu is biologically fully female.
Me? I work 12 hour days 3 days a week and the other 4 I do various shit with my net friends or room mates. I guess it's not air tight, but it'd be pretty hard to pin something on me when I have several witnesses. Also, to leave where I live, I have to pass a security gate.
Felt like an obligatory pic related.
My spesshul snowflake waifu is from the pre-www-era so she wouldn't even know how to use a computer.
No, she's perfect in both personality (polite, kind and helpful, but also determined, brave and strong-willed) and appearance (athletic but also voluptuous and with long hair). Why would you dislike her?