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EG Demonbane vs Stick

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EG Demonbane vs Stick

Who would win?
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>>122651723
Maybe if there were one googol sticks.
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>>122651723
What kind of tree did the stick come from?
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>>122651723
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BnYHtWCTWl
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>Demonbane breaks stick in two
>now he has to fight 2 sticks

Stick wins.
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>>122651723
Think about it like this. The stick can hit demonbane but demonbane cannot hit the stick.
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>>122651866
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EG Demonbane vs The Stick Of Truth

Discuss.
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>>122651905
Not without assistance it can't.
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EG Demonbane vs The Chairleg Of Truth
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>>122651866
Where are the subtitles for this?
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YOUR STICK YOUR STICK YOUR STICK
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>>122651723
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>>122651970

it can if there were a strong gust of wind
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>>122651723
EG Demonbane vs the Orb of Confusion
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>>122651970
So, stick still win.
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>>122651890
>demonbane hits the stick again
>now there is 4 sticks

>demonbane uses the sun to burn the stick
>now you got a very hot stick
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I remember hearing about a web novel where a guy gets reborn in a fantasy world as a wooden stick
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>>122652038
>madara cant genjutsu stick
>stick wins
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>>122652105
Perfect logic
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>>122651834
regular tree
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>>122651866
I have a feeling that I know that voice from somewhere.
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>>122651723
250x250
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>>122652268
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The stick is actually easy to beat.

Just get a cyclotron and vaporize all the atoms.
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>>122652429
then you have to fight atom sized mini sticks that will stick in your throat and kill you

stick wins again
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>>122652510
>being this retarded
I suggest you look up what a cyclotron does before making your next post.
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>>122652429
>billions of subatomic stick particles
>scattered out into the subatomic universe
>become the building blocks of disparate matter all across creation
Congratulation, the universe is now stick.
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Why would anyone want to beat Demonbane?
Are you all Nyarlathotep sympathizers?
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>>122652540
see
>>122652541
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>>122652551
it is demonbane who is afraid of the power of the stick
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>>122651723
Demonbane made of infinite sticks.
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>>122652859

Stick still wins.
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>>122652943
kek
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But can stick beat Demonbane Bane?
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>>122652999
if i remove the stick will it die?
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>>122652999
fucking trips man
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>>122652999
DemonBane Bane is only stronger than Demonbane. I can't see him being stronger than a stick
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>>122652999
Bane?
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>demonbane picks up the stick
>is about to break it when he realizes that the stick is his friend
>demonbane and stick team up to fight OP
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>>122652999
>no mask
Rookie error
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>>122653074
>demonbane resorts to friendship to win againt stick

stick wins everytime
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Didn't Demonbane turn Azatoth into a stick and beat the shit out of everyone with it?

They'd probably be bros
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It's like an immovable object coming up against an unstoppable force.
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>>122653167
>turn stick into paper
>cover rock
Stick wins every time
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>>122651723
If the stick has dog poop on it's tip Demonbane loses.
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>>122653167
Stick is made of wood
Paper was originally wood
Stick wins.
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>>122653251
>>122653260
What if someone fashions the rock into a pair of crude scissors. Scissors cut stick's paper. Rock wins.
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>>122653167
Unstoppable force vs Unbreakable Object
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>>122653325

Then we're back to the 2 stick scenario.
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>>122653325
Scissors can't cut a stick.
Stick always wins
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>>122653325
then you have 2 stick/papers

stick wins again
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PLACE YOUR BETS
ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN
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/gd/ here. I can emphatically tell you guys that if a stick was burned to ash, it wouldn't be classified as a stick anymore, as it would be ash. Therefore stick loses.
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This meme is really dumb.
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>>122653451
>stick trying to match paper OR rock
Who are you trying to whitewash scissors out of this age old arena
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>>122653451
Stick pierces paper, stick sticks rock, paper tenderly rapes rock.
Rock always loses.
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>>122653474
I don't remember a board called /gd/

>>122653451
PAPER IS THE MASTER RACE
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>>122652999
>you took off the mask
I hope those trips are extremely painful.
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>>122653451
You should have replaced stick with scissors.
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It's threads like these that realize how awful my sense of humour is.
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>>122653597
We only add to create more complexity, not replace or remove.
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>>122653501
It's not a meme it is a fact
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>>122653599
Are you saying that because you actually find it funny or because you can't keep up with the stick jokes?
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>>122653599
Cheer up, at least your canadian.
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>>122653631
But then it will actually make sense.
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>>122653597
>the only way to beat stick is to meta it out of the scenario
Stick wins again
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>>122653542
>being this new
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>>122651723
is this the beginning of an new epic meme??
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Stop this EGD being the strongest character shit.

Any character with a decent negate/anti-omnipotence ability can easily wreck EGD.
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>>122653693
Like stick? We've already reached that consensus anon. Come join the big boys in puzzling out whether rock can beat stick.
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>>122651723
Powerlevel threads don't belong to /a/. Take your stick-fanboyism >>>/out/.
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>>122651866
>Uchiwawa
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>>122653803
you cant deny the power of the stick anon
this is not even a powerlevel thread, its pure facts and science
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>>122653693

EGD comes loaded with anti-omnipotence. It has a lot of powers besides omnipotence, you know.
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>>122651723

So ink vs a stick?
Stick wins.
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>>122653924
Ink gets all over stick.

Ink wins.
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>>122653924
That's not a stick, anonymous. That's a series of 1s and 0s interpreted by your computer, which then instructs the light diodes on your monitor to glow in the shape of a stick.
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>>122653924
stick can even beat the shit out of any angry nerd IRL

stick confirmed 4th wall breaker
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>>122653693
But can you really negate omnipotence? If it can be negated or countered, it's not omnipotent.
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>>122653983
How can sticks be real if our monitors aren't real
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>>122653942
But wouldn't the ink become sticky?
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>>122653942
now you got a darker stick

ink is helplessly being absorbed by the stick
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>>122651723
I only know what stick is so stick
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>>122652276
Its probably from some lets play faggot from youtube.
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>>122654023
That just means ink has taken over sticks body and gained control of it's power.


Ink wins.
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>>122653987
hur hur immovable object, unstoppable force.
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>>122653987
Can stick kill servants? and kill like kill kill, no throne of heroes shit to save them.
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Stick here fuck you.
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>>122654023
How can stick exists when it can no longer identify as a stick. All it feels like is Ink. Ink wins.
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>>122651723
Demonbane.
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>>122654058
stick jumps in water and wash away the ink and grows as a glorious tree

check mate
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>>122653942

Wait. Wait-wait-wait. Hold the fuck on.
So EG DemonBane is a bunch of ink on paper.
Sticks are from a tree. Tree wood is used for paper.
Ink EG Demonbane confirmed for taking control of stick.
Demonbane wins.
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>>122654106
ink cannot multiply itself and grow larger

soon the ink will fade away and only the stick will be there
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Well /a/?
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>>122654154
Ah but ink is all over that paper and is what truly controls EGD.
Ink wins it all, taking both out at once. Stick is finished.
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>>122654133
this fucking guy
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>>122654146
Ink won in the end- it made stick weaker by changing it into a tree
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>>122654146
>ink absorbs and becomes one with body of water
>water grows stick into tree
>tree is now more powerful than ever, but ink is also more deeply ingrained into tree than ever

Ink wins.
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>>122651723
Demonbane creates an antimatter copy of the stick and then it negates the stick.
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>>122653998
How can we be real if God isn't real?
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>>122651723
The stick is real. EG Demonbane is fantasy. Stick will win.
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>>122654202
Not sure. Can I have a hint? I'd like to use one of my lifelines.
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>>122654319

Anonymous, that's not a real stick. See >>122653983
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>>122654285
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>>122654285
How can God be real if our eyes just can see 240p?
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>>122654256
you forgot about the circle of the water dude

soon theres will be no trace of ink, only a tree generator of more sticks

stick still wins
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>>122654273
>implying they would negate
>implying that if they did the effect would reverse and both stick and antistick wouldn't return to war against EGD
If -1+1=0 then both states have an equal validity. EGD mearly stalls for time. The return of stick is statistically inevitable. He will seek EDG for as long as it exists phasing in and out of existence as EGD tried hurriedly to deny it, never tiring, always watching.
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>>122654202
>>122651723
Jap Flu wins.
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>>122654273
demonbane uses stick to win against stick

stick wins again
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>>122654319
>implying Demonbane doesn't exist in our universe
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>>122654362
>soon theres will be no trace of ink
Ink never disappears just spreads further and further.
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Does the stick get some sort of weapon?
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The ultimate battle to end all battles.
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>>122654430
>being this denial

even a baby can erase the ink away

but the baby cant kill stick

stick wins
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>>122654479
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>>122654479
What does the anti stick do? Is it just the opposite of the stick? What does the opposite of the normal stick mean? Does it have other worldly properties? Where can we find more Anti-Sticks? If I hold the anti stick, will it hurt?
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>>122654479
>implying Stick won't accept anti-stick into its heart and unlock its persona to fight EGD with.
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>>122654509
>no matter how many times you break stick it just becomes more sticks XD le invincible
>BUT IF YOU DIVIDE INK IT JUST STOPS EXISTING
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>>122654532
When you break it it forms a twice larger stick.
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>>122654479
Anti stick full of ants in stick. Just imposter. stick wins
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>>122651723
Stick is too OP

pick a fair fight next time faggot
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>>122654285
How can God be real when there's no sticks in space?
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>>122654532
Anti-Stick does the opposite of what ever a Stick can.
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>>122654589
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>>122654566
The only place that accepts sticks is a dog's butt.
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>>122654570
but this is actually true
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>>122653693
But demonbane can just invoke some demonbane that has anti-anti-omnipotence traits.


Stick wins everytime because an actual 3d-world object can easily break or rip any piece of paper or computer the character is on. Powerlevel threads are faggotry and you should be ashamed of it, nerd.
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>>122654532
We don't know anon.
Who knows the inner machinations of the anti-stick, or the abyss from whence it came.
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>>122654231
Demonbane is, by definition, stronger than the stick, in all ways you can and can't imagine.
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>>122654622
Ink wins.
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>>122651723
The stick is now the MC of the last anime you watched. What happens?
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>>122651723

>>>/b/
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>>122654570
also
stick came first than ink

stick wins the fight before it even started
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>>122654670
>Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-Kun

Stick gets friendzoned, Nozaki wins.
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>>122654639
But the stick is factually stronger than any Demonbane that you can and can't imagine.
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>>122654623

Anonymous that is NOT an actual 3D-world object. >>122653983
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>>122654710
Stick has cute ribbons. Stick wins
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>>122654532
Anti-stick was once a part of the stick clan that reached the furthest of stick potential, but in doing so realized that endless expansion of stick potential would eventually lead to the destruction of the universe, and chose to forsake its stickhood and turn against its stick brethren, to ensure that no stick could ever become the stick nemesis.
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Gold Experience Requiem vs a stick
Who would win?
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>>122654690
What was first - octopi or real trees with real branches that can form sticks?
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>>122654479
My God...
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>>122651723
Stick wins, even without going Super Stick.
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>>122651723
Stick you dunce
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>>122654670
Stick wins more glory than Galfa and is hired by the church instead. Unlike Galfa stick finishes the job. Maria loses all magic and is burnt at the stake.
Still mad about Galfa rape. I didn't sign up for that shit.
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>we hate /v/ and reddit and all those other boogeymen because they're a bunch of stupid meme spamming faggots!
>but this is totally different!


So this is how the end begins. I'm glad moot isn't alive to see what he once considered the best board die.
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>>122654757
Stick exist over and over into stick as stick.

Stick wins.
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/sci/ debated about this for years with no conclusive results. Maybe /a/ can solve it?
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>>122654751
But did Anti-stick, in turn, become the stick nemesis himself? The vile monster he so despises? The (non)stick to end all sticks?
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>>122653983
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>>122654770
the octopi but not the ink

also the stick can still beat the shit out of any octopus
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>>122654732
But can cute ribbons get stick its husbando?
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>>122654479
https://i.4cdn.org/f/rednblue.swf
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>>122654822
/sci/ couldn't figure out something so simple?
When the two of them collide we enter the realm of 2D. Everyone will be in an anime.
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>>122654822
Neither of those things are suns. The question becomes nul. The only thing that happens is me winning. Tell /sci/ to get good.
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>>122654858
and doesnt matter what the ink do, it will always be sticky
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>>122654717
No, because the stick doesn't have the "Being stronger than demonbane" ability. Only Demonbane bane has that ability. And Demonbane is stronger than anything that isn't stronger than demonbane, so demonbane is stronger than the not demonbane bane ability having stick.
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>>122654858
MAYBE ON LAND. IN THE SEA THE OCTOPI AND SQUIDS REIGN SUPREME.
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>>122654822
A giant sun made of steam would be created
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>>122654921
It may be stronger but how does it beat stick? That's right anon. It can't
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>>122654479
It must be a draw, both would be obliterated.
Anti-stick is everything Stick isn't, and Stick is everything anti Stick can't be. They cancel each other out, therefore removing each other from existence, and bringing balance to the universe.
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>>122654822
It would be a draw, resulting in the creation of Midgard, and the continuing existence of both.
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>>122654852
Sticks must end so that the universe may continue to grow, unsticked. That is his purpose, and the limit of stick-kind
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>>122654921
still cant beat the stick
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>>122651723
The stick can't win because it has no will, nor can it be defeated. Therefore, a battle between demonbane and a stick, no matter what each of them do, can end in nothing but a draw.
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>>122654479
It would be a draw. They would annihilate each other like with D4C from JoJo.
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>>122655000
Both are destroyed
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>>122655000
The car and wall collide - creating the anti-stick.
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>>122654822
>sun
>lava
Anyway, if you put water on the sun it'll just burn brighter.
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>>122655000
>The metal is all diamonds
Was anon right?
>>122654803
I feel like we're passed the irony threshold here.
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>>122651866
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BnYHtWCTWl
mfw chiwawa
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>>122654884
didn't see that coming
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>>122654803

These are /b/tards not /a/nons.
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>>122655000
The driver will die.
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Man actually being a Demonbane fan on /a/ is weird.

Stop talking about my giant robot you weird people.
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>>122654884
Thanks doc.
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>>122654479
>>122654532
>>122654751
>>122654852
>>122654986

someone make this into an anime
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>>122654995
>>122654953
It depends on your definition of "defeat". What does it mean to defeat the stick?
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MODS, PLEASE DELET THIS SHIT /b/ THREAD.
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>>122655188
to defeat the stick is to either make the stick give up, or to kill the stick
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>>122655248
kek
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>>122655248
You can't kill the stick. It will only cease existing when it admits defeat.
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>>122654670

Well, for many MCs, not much changes. Most MCs are already bland as a stick.
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>>122655287
the stick physically cannot admit defeat either, which is why stick just can't be beaten.
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Well?
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>>122655517
my dick wins
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>>122652020
WE DO NOT HAVE ROOM WE DO NOT HAVE ROOM
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>>122651723
It's a stick, it already lost.
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>Stick is an inanimate object void of thoughts
>EG Demonbane is a sentient being
>Stick has no concept of loss or defeat
>EG Demonbane does, but is too strong to lose
>Stick cannot die, or admit defeat due to it being an object
>EG Demonbane can, but is to overpowered
>The fight would go on for eternity
>Stick isn't sentient, so it doesn't matter how long the battle goes no matter what
>EG Demonbane is sentient, therefore, either hase to continue to fight stick for an eternity or to admit defeat, considering he's the only one of the two that can.
>Stick wins
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>>122655672
What if demonbane just completely destroys the stick - erases every bit of the stick down to the atom
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>>122655672
I fucking love /a/
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>>122652551
/a/ is for Nyarlatothep. Not like those degenerate Demonbane followers in /d/.
>>122653451
Man, this manga was the shit.
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Can Shiki kill stick?
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>>122655743
see
>>122652541
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>>122654884
Thanks doc.
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>>122655799
lifeless stick can still stick through shiki heart
stick wins
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>>122655802
what is stopping EGD from erasing even individual sub-atomic particles down to the fundamentals? im sure EGD even has hax when it goes even smaller
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>>122655743
Matter cannot be created or destroyed, it's the law of the universe. Even if EG Demonbane disintegrates the stick, the stick will still exist in some form.
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>>122655759
Don't post this shit. This is a serious discussion.
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>>122655916
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>>122653451
The scissors, because they are invisible
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>>122656046
Better question
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>>122654822
Ice is at most around -273 degrees Celsius.
Lava is at least 700 degrees Celsius.

You have to know at which temperature lava becomes solid and from there is just to calculate how much you would need to add in calories to the ice sun until it starts to melt, calculate the amount of calories to make it melt completely then calculate the end temperature and see if it will boil totally.

At lava's side, you would need to calculate how much calories would lose, then how much calories it would need to get solid (need to know the heat in which it changes states from and if you can consider it a 'liquid") and then how much temperature it would lose.

Two possibilitites: either the ice sun melts completely and stay as water or it even boils completely. Anyone willing to try can do it so why those lazy bums at /sci/ weren't able to do it?
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>>122654670
The stick becomes Karuta queen.
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>>122655883
>Matter cannot be created or destroyed, it's the law of the universe
I know this is deliberate stupidity, but Demonbane doesn't abide by laws. The universe Demonbane is set in is modeled on Lovecraft, and therefore do not abide by math or constants.
Fuck, there's even a deus machina designed to do explicitly this.
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Would imagine breaker destroy the stick?
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>>122656574
>stick still can beat the shit out of that computer running that game or whatever

stick wins again...
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>>122656617
stick is just a stick and not magic
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>>122656677

Yet again I must direct you to >>122653983. Please, anonymous, stop confusing this data file for a stick, it is not healthy.
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>>122656720
throw a stick into your HDD and see what happens
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>>122652551
Azazoth commands it
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>>122656703
Imagine breaker works against science too.
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>>122656755

I do not have a stick. As far as I am concerned, sticks are just as fictional as anything else in this thread.
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>>122653987
Demonbane can't really be omnipotent though. The lore has roots in lovecraft and therefore no matter what alterations an author does if it's part of HPL stories then it's under Azazoth.
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>>122656815
The dream has surpassed the dreamer.
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>>122656574
That's not Lovecraft. His universe is based primarily on weird math, what would have been theoretical quantum physics which hadn't been explored yet. The majority of the work is literally things so advanced and otherworldly that we don't understand it or are unable to understand it. Even the metaverse of Lovecraft was based around popular sci-fi alternative universe theories of the time period.

The majority of Japan's idea of what Lovecraft is isn't even Lovecraftian. Rather than an exploration of the unknown and fear of the glimpses we get into the abyss they write it as "plot hax universe breakers."
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>>122651723
Stick has better writing
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>>122656910

Lovecraft constantly espoused a notion that logic is just a quaint guideline that things on earth seem to obey, but not actual rules. Nyarlathotep made a personal business of destroying logic and driving people mad.
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>>122655167
is called bleach man
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>>122656777
>sticks are just as fictional as anything else in this thread
Wow, really?
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>>122656956
Only figuratively "mad" with love and happiness.
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>>122657007
Show me irrefutable proof of stick
Solipsism beats stick every time
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>>122657041
Solisticksm > Solipsism.
In the end, the only thing you can be sure truly exists is that stick right before you.
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>>122657041
Go out from your room. Go to a tree and find a branch. Than, you must break the branch. There, you got a stick.
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>>122656927
this

demonbane is worse than tumblr and DA fanchars
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>>122656956
Given his time period almost all science fiction and pulp writers believed that.

Logic was a metaphor for history and the established beliefs rooted in the past. Chaos was the introduction of new ideas that disrupted the order of the established logic. These new thoughts were the glimpses into the abyss of knowledge that were previously hidden by the preconceived notions in society known as logic.

Nyarlathotep was nothing more than an analog to the progress of science, especially in the wake of WW1 where for the first time in history chemical weapons had been mass deployed and the soldiers of the world had descended into madness.
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>>122651723
Demonbane is a Lovecraft-inspired mecha series that started out as an adult visual novel from the developer Nitro+ and has various spin-offs, novel adaptions and even an anime series. Despite it throwing around names of Lovecraftian beings around, it has little to do with the actual mythos and is more of a homage. Demonbane is by far the most absurdly, stupidly overpowered mecha in all of fiction, it is so overpowered that Demonbane doesn't even follow logic. It takes on various forms and upgrades in the series and one of the upgrades is the War God Demonbane which is so massive that it shatters an universe because the universe can't contain it and its final form, the Elder God Demonbane is so hilariously overpowered that just it moving was creating and destroying multiverses and it can even beat omnipotents, so in other words, it is beyond the concept of infinite power. This version of it is apparently beyond omnipotence. It can also summon infinite versions of itself from other timelines, including from timelines that don't even exist, and they all are omnipotent. Fans of the series tend to be relatively annoying and claim that their series is the best thing since sliced bread. No one in any other fictional universe can hope to defeat Demonbane, even if you say that you have a character that's omnipotent, Demonbane will still beat it because that's how it works.
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What if a wall made of diamond crashes into a wall made of diamond?
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>>122657130

Even granting this point, the idea that mass/energy must be conserved is still an idea that could be a "primitive preconception" from the perspective of an outer god instead of the actual ineffable facts.
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>>122657157
OPM beats demonbane in one punch.
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>>122657173
Both shatter.
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>>122657173
They combine into one, bigger wall made of the strongest metal.
There's no such thing as a perfectly straight vector.
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>>122657157
see
>>122656677
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Why did no one bring up the fact that a stick can give splinters? Not even god can stop that shit.
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>>122657320
>No one in any other fictional universe can hope to defeat Demonbane
The stick is not a fictional object, so there is some merit to that response. However if the stick becomes a fictional object within the game then no, it does not win.
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>>122657130
> every sci fi writer's belief = muh sociology teacher belief
> the concept of logic didn't exist in lovecraft's time
wut, it existed by the time of aristotle
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>>122657378
It can because my fictional stick can beat Demonbane.
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>>122657396
Cute philosophers anime when.
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>so many people biting the bait

Jesus christ /a/.
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>>122655517
That would be the cutest battle ever.
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>>122657396
How you failed to not only fail to understand the post and interpret it as the 1930s inventing logic I'll never know. Also your inability to contextualize the statement to the 1890s to 1930s is hilarious.
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Mods should sticky this
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>>122657378
stick can be rendered in 3d

but demonbane cannot leave the computer

stick is free, stick is love, stick is life

even if you 3d print demonbane, stick can still smash the figure
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>>122657635
>stick can be rendered in 3d
And the 3D rendered stick loses instantly.

>even if you 3d print demonbane, stick can still smash the figure
There are a lot of factors here, if you 3D print him out of metal, a wooden stick isn't going to do anything.
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>>122657796
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>>122658117
That still isn't destroying metal.
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>>122658117
also, even if the stick baseball bat breakes, there will be 2 sticks and one figure, stick wins
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>>122657157
It's impossible to exceed omnipotence.
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>>122658187
You can just ask omnipotence to invent a task it can't complete.
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Its like i am really on /b/ x years ago
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>>122658227
That doesn't actually make sense, since no such task can exist.
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>>122658227
An omnipotent being can do that, and it could also complete said task.
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>>122658389
If it can't create the task, then it's not an omnipotent being.

>>122658413
If it completes the task, then it's failed the condition of inventing a task that it can't complete. The task it completed was insufficient by virtue of being completely, and the 'omnipotent' being has failed to accomplish something.
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>>122658483
Demonbane can invent a task he can't complete.
And then he can summon another Demonbane created for the sole purpose of completing such task.
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>>122658483
It's meaningless to say an omnipotent being cannot complete a task. An omnipotent being can do A and B, even if they are contradictory.

An omnipotent being exceeds logic, by definition.
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>>122654055
Sounds like Markiplier.
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>>122658483
No, it doesn't make sense. Rephrased you are merely saying "Is an omnipotent being capable of being incapable?" Go ahead and work that one out.
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>>122657157
>that started out as an adult visual novel
Why doesn't this surprise me the least?
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>>122654065
Hasn't it already proven that the only way immovable object vs unstoppable force would work out is if they just phased right through each other?
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>>122658784
Don't worry, he isn't even the strongest character in eroge
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>>122658818
Then why isn't that strongest character getting all the wank?
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>>122658818
Who is?
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>>122658910
Ignorance
Also Demonbane is a mecha and mecha are cool by default
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>>122658784
Only the first one was an eroge though. EGD appeared in the non-H sequel.
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>>122658783
That's the point, it's a classical paradox criticizing the definition of omnipotence.

You might be more familiar with it in the form of "Can an omnipotent being create a rock that it cannot lift?"

If it's omnipotent, then it needs to be able to create such an object. But, if it's omnipotent, it also needs to be able to lift such an object. If it can lift it, it's failed the conditions of the creation, thus not omnipotent. If it succeeds in creating an unliftable rock, it's not omnipotent because there now exists something in the universe that it cannot do: lift the rock.

So omnipotence itself is paradoxical.
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>>122656774
Esper powers are just a different kind of magic.
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>>122656856
It's funny how this guy even to state in his game that his self created god is sooo much more awesome than the source material, despite the lovecraft myth never was about power levels.
>>122657507
Thank you. I save that pic for future demon bane threads. I think I will need it.
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>>122658917
Super India-man
Japan agrees

滅尽滅相ォッ!!
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>>122658953

That argument is weak. It just asks "can an omnipotent force deactivate its own omnipotence?"
The answer is yes. But once it puts a finite limit on its strength (creating an unliftable rock), it is no longer omnipotent.

Next you will say, as they always say, "can it deactivate its omnipotence while retaining its omnipotence", which is a meaningless sentence. You are asking X to not equal X, and then equal X.
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>>122658933
Ignorance can't be such a wide scale like this. Who is the game beats Demonbane?
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>>122659025
Also, in the work he appears in one of the character possess the power to summon herself from infinite amount of possibilities, she is basically DemonbanexGaku on steroid.
This guy could still destroy her just by batting an eye
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>>122658483
That paradox is flawed in the first place. A truly omnipotent being can ignore logic and succeed at something that is supposed to be impossible.

Trying to understand how would probably break a human's mind, though.
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>>122659020

Demonbane doesn't try to be "more awesome than Lovecraft", it's a goofy, cheesy loving parody of Lovecraft with mecha. It's not even about powerlevels. Most of these people haven't even read Demonbane.
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>>122658953
It isnt, because you are trying to limit omnipotence by logic.

If an omnipotent being is capable of being incapable, i.e. being unable to lift such a rock, then he is incapable.
But if he is incapable of being incapable, then he is capable.

Irrelevant, as omnipotence would exceed logic and paradoxes.
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>>122658652
Well, then can an omnipotent being not be an omnipotent being ?
You can't exceeds logic without fiction, stick doesnt exceeds logic, stick isn't fiction, stick win.
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>>122659104
>It's not even about powerlevels.
He state in his own fucking story, that Demonbane is stronger than Azatoth.
I consider this as power level wanking.
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>>122659053
The three who can contest to be superior to Demonbane are Featherine from Umineko, Myuugi from Sword of Eternity and >>122659025

If we're talking about other sources, there's also Iihiko from Medaka box.
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>>122658652
The problem with this account is that a non-completable task that is successfully completed is not non-completable. If the omnipotent being succeeds in doing the impossible, then the impossible was possible. It's not possible for there to be an impossible task as long as omnipotence exists, because omnipotence will, by definition, be able to complete that task and thus render it possible.

You can't complete an impossible task and still preserve its status as impossible. The very concept of omnipotence is flawed from the outset, as it renders a universe of no impossibility where the very nature of no-impossibility itself creates impossibilities.

It's also silly so say "omnipotence is beyond logic", because that's essentially saying "omnipotence is impossible due to a logical contradiction, but it exists anyways because it's omnipotence". That's called begging the question.
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>>122659178

Well that's just your interpretation then.
The story isn't even about Elder God Demonbane. It's mostly just to explain why Nyarlathotep can't just delete Demonbane from all possible existences.
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>>122659025
Also you fight him while this play
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5v5eSoNC_k4
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>>122659178
That only happens in the climax of the story, because at that point Demonbane is no longer a character, but rather a living concept.
There may be a lot of powerlevel bullshit, but Demonbane isn't about that. It's about goofy Lovecraft homages and lovable characters. The fights are ultimately less important than the development the characters go through.
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>>122659213
What if we make demonbane become nothing ?
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>>122659213
Ah right, I thought you meant there was someone in the Demonbane game that was stronger than Demonbane
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Demonbane threads continue to prove that Persona 1 and 2 are the only good Lovecraft inspired works produced by Japan.
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>>122659440
What if there is a thing called "Not limits fallacy"?
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>>122659480

99% of "Demonbane threads" are from people who have never read a single piece of Demonbane material and just dredge hopelessly around powerlevel threads, please stop.
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>>122659138
See >>122659026
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>>122659440
He has protection against that, so no
.
The only reason Iihiko can match Demonbane bullshit is because he is the personification of the "Reader" and thus raw power or absurd reality-bending abilities don't affect him. At the same time, he can easily take down any fictional character with a flick of his wrist.
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>>122659440
Demonbane can reconstitute from nothing, in the first place it pulls many Demonbanes that do not exist to the field. Nonexistence is not enough to stop it.
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>>122651723
Turn A Gundam
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How many people have actually played the Demonbane VN?
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>>122659475
Not strictly "stronger", but if my memory isn't failing me, his rival is equally strong as him.
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>>122659562
Just from this by the way, the most you can really accomplish with Demonbane is a draw. Destroying it is meaningless. Nyarlathotep learned that the hard way.
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>>122659502
Never heard of such a thing, but if it's in the way, just make it nothing too I guess.
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>>122655111
Take your trips and get out, then
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>>122659178
Friendly reminder that Azatoth is a cute little grill

>>122659025
Fuck off Hajun. Give me back my Marie
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>>122659025
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm17344190
If you guys have access to niconico, just watch this starting from 17.20 to understand the rage that Hajun inspires
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>>122659655

You probably mean Liber Legis. It is mostly equal to Demonbane, growing equally step by step, but the existence of EGD implies it will lose in the end.
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>>122659723

Holy shit when did DYN Freaks get an update and why did nobody tell me
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>>122659480
>implying nyaruko isn't the best
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Wouldn't anti-stick lose every time?
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In the end, you just have to make this guy become nothing and all of his ability (or whatever you want to call them) like returning from nothing or things like that become nothing too.
In the end, he is just some shit-tier big mecha.
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>>122659817
Oh it's in youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1xaadGpRGo&t=707
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>>122659930
Kumagawa, pls go. All Fiction can't even take down Ajimu, so it will never work against the guys on the top of the powerlevel chart.
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>>122659922
If you insert the anti-stick up your anus, will it feel like your anus got inserted into a stick?
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>>122654479
If both ever come in contact, it will collpase and liberate an incredible amount of energy, resulting in an incredible large explosion
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Just burn the fucking stick until it become ashes
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>>122660088
thousands of tiny grey sticks
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EG Demonbane can't even beat the Superman Thought Robot. Stick shits on it.
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>>122659866
New release 5 days ago.

Mugen-chan is still the best girl.
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I AM A STICK
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>>122660168
Nah, this was already discussed long-ass time ago.Though Robot would lose to Demonbane.
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>>122651866
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BnYHtWCTWl
I miss Duke.
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Demonbane goes back in time to kill sticks parents before stick was born.
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>>122660173

Beats Demonbane('s right arm), clearly a best.

Thanks for the indirect update!
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>>122660264
Impossible. Demonbane is the literal concept of Justice. It wouldn't commit such evil just for the sake of victory.
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>>122660135
Ashes =/= tiny sticks
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>>122660280
That's not Elder God Demonbane's arm, though, just Zanma Taisei Demonbane.
All it's capable of are some of the Necronomicon's spells and the Lemuria Impact.
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>>122659238
>The problem with this account is that a non-completable task that is successfully completed is not non-completable.
Yes.

>If the omnipotent being succeeds in doing the impossible, then the impossible was possible.
Nothing is impossible for an omnipotent being.

>It's not possible for there to be an impossible task as long as omnipotence exists, because omnipotence will, by definition, be able to complete that task and thus render it possible.
Yes, that follows.

>You can't complete an impossible task and still preserve its status as impossible.
An omnipotent being can, in fact, do exactly that, by nature of omnipotence. It might not be logical, but omnipotence must exceed and be the superior to logic.

>The very concept of omnipotence is flawed from the outset, as it renders a universe of no impossibility where the very nature of no-impossibility itself creates impossibilities.
It doesn't matter. An omnipotent being can do anything, even impossible things. Again: It might not be logical, but omnipotence must exceed and be the superior to logic.

>It's also silly so say "omnipotence is beyond logic", because that's essentially saying "omnipotence is impossible due to a logical contradiction,
No, it isnt. Omnipotence cannot be limited by logic, so it doesn't follow that said quality is impossible due to a logical contradiction, itself impossible by your own admission. If A exceeds B, B cannot limit A.

>but it exists anyways because it's omnipotence". That's called begging the question.
It isn't begging the question, because it doesn't follow that because "omnipotence exceeds logic", that "omnipotence is impossible due to a logical contradiction."
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What stick are we talking about?
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>>122660388

Yeah I'm just makin' fun.

Looks like Crow is always right again. D.Y.N. Freaks is so endearing.
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>>122659238
>Trying to limit Omnipotence by logic
There's the flaw in your explanation.
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>>122659562
>it pulls
So in order to do so, "it" itself must exist as a node or kernel to the nonexistent Demonbanes.
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Could Demonbane kill me IRL? A stick can.
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>>122660565
>So in order to do so, "it" itself must exist as a node or kernel to the nonexistent Demonbanes.
Demonbane reconstitutes itself from reality, and affects reality from outside of existence regularly.

After being 'erased from reality', Demonbane turned back time in reality from outside of it. This is a thing that actually happened.
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>>122660565
Well, yes. To remove it from such a capability you'd have to not only remove it from existence, but also from the past. It would have to retroactively never existed, to the point where you wouldn't even remember it or it'd reconstitute from your memories.
Azathoth and omniscient entities would also have to forget, of course. And it must also be removed from parallel existences and alternate possibilities.
And would that work? Probably not, all things considered. Jin Haganeya would probably just write another Demonbane story anyway.
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>>122654589
>2 sticks twice the size of the original stick
lord help us
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