>school council have absolute authority over everything that

I hate anime.

>Dropping Utena

Inori a best.

>high school

>>122558820
>incapable of suspension of disbelief
>incapable of fun
That shit is hella overused, though, so I guess you've got a point.

>when he starts something, he sees it through
>that's the kind of man he is

Even if just once, I want to see a harem lead do the right thing and hook the losers of his harem up with all the dudes in his class who would be alone otherwise.

Take 12 episodes to sort out which girl wins, then the next 12 are him playing wacky matchmaker.

It'll be fun.

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>beach episode
>fireworks episode
>hot season episode
>rainy season episode

>beach episode
fanservice is nice, stop being so gay
>fireworks episode
comfy, get to see more of the japanese culture
>hot season episode
why not
>rainy season episode
comfy

>half the season the characters keep going on and prepearing about the festival(tm)
>festival only lasts one episode and nothin significant happens

>>122559343
>>beach episode
Solution- nude beach episode
>>fireworks episode
Solution- firearms episode (Rally Vincent instructing)
>>hot season episode
Solution- nude hot season episode
>>rainy season episode
Solution- snowy season episode by the fireplace in a cozy mountain villa

>>122559343
Those are the best, fuck you.

>oh no, its raining! let's get to shelter!
>eeeeeeeeeehhh? a love hotel? what're we gonna do on the bed?
japan must have a love hotel on every corner with the amount of times you see this shit in rom coms

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>>122559343
>hating beach episodes

>badass doesnt get the girl
>beta mc gets a harem
Ehhhhh

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>the Japanese Christmas special episode where all the characters come together at the MC's house and the MC's parents are overseas on vacation / died / are never mentioned

>>122559651
>beach episode
>no girls
why is this alowed?

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>every male character besides the obvious bland self-insert is gay or neutered to not sexually threaten the audience

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>>122560495
>girls

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>A popular girl with a rabid mob of female fans who will beat up anybody who even dares to breathe in popular girl's direction without hesitation

Doesn't happen THAT often I guess, but it's still nauseating.

>Always enter the bathroom when a girl is there
>Kyaaaah

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>confession episode set during festival episode
>fireworks obscure the confession
>n-nothing

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>Imotou
>cute, can cook and sexy

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>characters speak with Kansai dialect

>>122560694
>There are two doors at the end of the hallway
>They're both bathrooms
>Fukou da

>schools are ruled by a pack of snobs, led by a supremely confident young woman who is blonde, superficial, catty, and ripe for public humiliation. This character is followed by two friends who worship her, and are a little bit shorter

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>blond hair
>green eyes
>half-japanese
>isn't treated with rampant xenophobia by mean teenagers

That's not how it works
That's not how any of this works

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>self-insert MCs

This is just the epitome of laziness.

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>boyfrend-craving girl
>never gets a boyfriend

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>>122560495
>girls
absolutely disgusting

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>>122560495
>>no girls
But there was one.

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>>122558820
>nakama power
>friendship boosts
>"i must win for my friends"

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>Japan is portrayed as a superpower that can push around the US and China

For people that love anime you hate the culture that creates it to the fucking max.

>mean redhead

>older sister of the mc's love interest dated the bad guy in the past

>villain become redeemed and the best girl or starts to date him

>flat chested girl wins the mc

>Tsundere wins

>mc let someone else be the hero that saves the world
>love interest leaves the mc for the villain

>>122562476
>love interest leaves the mc for the villain.

What?

>random engrish

>>122562476
>love interest leaves the mc for the villain
>villain become redeemed and the best girl or starts to date him

In this purity-obsessed market where girls'll be burned in effigy and crucified for having a crush in grade school or showing any sexual attraction a character that isn't the MC I'd laud a series for doing this if it wasn't in like a creepy fetishistic kind of way.

>betamax piece of shit as the MC

>interruptions, nandatte&nandemonai or any other form of development denial

>having talks, explanations and tea parties with cookies in the middle of the fight

>MC confusing the art of discussion and diplomacy with yelling emotional nonsense
>and actually convincing everyone with this shit

>MC is sir St. Idiot, the White Knight of the Holy Order of Moralfaggotry

>military organization
>MC can do whatever he wants and never is punished for disobeying the orders
>higher-ups always do everything they can to lose the war and MC is the only being capable of coming up with a proper strategy

>any military organization that does not include MC is destined to fuck up every operation and wait for a bunch of kids to save the day

>every monitor has visible scanlines, every stream has a massive noise and every program execution requires walls of text scrolling, super flashy graphical effects and user raping the keyboard
>hacking is like magic, but with computers instead of wands
>there is even a hacking equivalent of DBZ-like beam struggle

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>A character is talked about behind his/her back
>He/she sneezes
This shit is fucking retarded. It needs to stop.

"I'm totally not about to be interu-"

Fuck, I should probably learn Chinese so I can watch my cartoons without subs.

ITT: people watching shitty highschool shows

>rape

>>122564977
Which is like 40% of anime, with another 50% being shitty shows for babbys nobody on /a/ watches except for Precure.

>>122565693
I don't know about you but I'll rather watch nothing than watch shit.

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>I didn't die because i promised i would take you out on a date.

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>school trip episode set in kyoto

>beach episode climaxes when they eat that tiny watermelon

>>122558991
In Utena it doesn't feel as dumb as in some other anime.
All tropes and stereotypes can be done well or horrible.

>>122566744
Pretty romantic.

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>>122559343

>culture festival episode

>>122560616
I can't think of a single example.

>>122566977
>not having experienced that bliss
>not being dumped by a girl that later on got a shitty life, from which you can rejoice and feel better about getting dumped years ago

>>122561604
I can understand Japan-centeredness (guess why), but this shit is always laughable.

>Comiket episode
I hate this new trend

>foreign students aren't treated like complete shit by other students

>mechs
>magical powers
>Mostly female casts
>SOL

YECK

>striped panties
Don't even know why, but they disgust me.

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>>122567474
pleb

>>122567386
>>foreign students aren't treated like complete shit by other students
Is that a thing? I did a student exchange in highschool, not to Japan but South Korea and everyone was extremely nice and helpful, the family I stayed with was great too.

>School idols in general

These aren't really a thing are they?

>"M-MC-kun!"
>"What is it?"
>"...nothing"
>girl looks down, and the MC returns to what he was doing, no longer asking anymore questions

>>122567572
Japan is pretty xenophobic

>>122558820
Well, I'll name the good old "KYAAA ECCHI! HENTAI!" SLAP SLAP when some male character accidently sees something, like boobs, panties and so on.
It's never funny. Never.
Only justified when the male character was actually a peeping pervert.

>>122567644
Not so much in the younger generations, the majority of the xenophobia you hear about is from old people and politicians.

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>>122567535

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>foreign student speaks shitty english

>>122559415
Beach is the only worthwhile one.
The rest are a waste of time, naruto tier filler.

>>122558820
how are these things working in nipponistan?
In my schools we never had any clubs and student council.

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>childhood friend think shes above everyone in the harem rankings because they've known each other the longest.

>>122560495
Are you some sort of faggot?

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>*gulp gulp gulp* PUWAAAAAA

>new character with extremely specific problem is introduced
>MC and friends have the extremely specific solution to the problem. This has not been foreshadowed even a little bit
>new character has their problem solved and joins the crew

>>122560495
>no girls
Please, Onee-san was all woman.

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>MC is a fucking retard but still gets all the girls / is the strongest guy / eats a lot of food

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>One of the main girls is half-Japanese
>The father is always Japanese
Oh Japan..

>>122561251
you'd be worshipped if you had blonde hair and bright eyes in nippland.

they're only xenophobic if you don't have one or both features, are ugly, or if you're black

>>122568205
Japanese women who allow themselves to be defiled by filthy gaijin and give birth to mongrel spawn will be stoned to death if they don't leave immediately and forever.

>>122568088
It always sounded more like kuuuuhhhh to me.

>camera pan up to the sky
> followed by an "EEEEEH?!" or another yell

also birds flying in the OP at the very beginning.

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>>122568205

>>122568263
They do that too.

>Cicadas in very beginning of an episode

>>122568210
Not really..

>>122568336
>SCREEEEEEEE

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>popular "school idol" walks past
>everyone within range stops, stares and starts talking about how amazing they are

I'm down with most of the cliches, but that shit pisses me right off.

>I'm just an average high school student

>>122568336
KIIIIIIIKIIKIIKIIIIII

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>Generic small town SOL

>inner monologue at the beginning of the first episode

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>Several episode-long arc that builds a shitton around the dynamic and relationships of most of the cast
>Completely reset back to status quo the episode succeeding said-arc

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>>122568336
SGCREEEEEEEEE SGCRREEEEEEEEEE SGCRRRREEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>122568575
KONO SEKAI...

>Idol character in a non Idol show
>personality: idol
>emphasize how hot she is because she is an idol, as if people wouldn't get hard/love her anyway.
>One purpose for existing is to have a insert song during the show so people will buy cds
I like idol shows as much as anyone else, but please keep them in their shows.

>super rich character whose primary role in the show is to be a plot device for the cast to be able to go to otherwise unavailable areas to spice up the show or serve as a plot device that will help the cast overcome plot obstacles in general.

>>122568373
I like this one when she's with MC and guys wanna kill him like Baka and Test or Mayo Chiki

>I'm actually an alien

>generic harem
I've seen too many of this shit i'm sick of it

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>>122568336

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>>122568336
>He's never lived in a tropical countryside

>>122568701
>Idol character in a non Idol show
I can't think of more than one example.

>>122562573
engrish often makes me laugh though

>>122569036
yerr kiddin

>>122568701
Sonico

>>122568976
Valvrave, Guilty Crown, Persona 4 (does it count?), Gundam Seed (Lacus could count as an idol?) I never watched it, but I think that Macross show some years back had idols as a major plot device. Can't come up with more at the moment, but it feels like they are everywhere.

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>>122569036
pic related- best engrish

>>122567644
No, they are pretty antissocial through, so an ameriburger without awareness of it can get depressed

>Character is developed relationship-wise almost exclusively with one girl
>Ends up with the first girl he met anyway CUZ FUCK DEVELOPMENT LELELELEL

All of my hate.

>>122567300
Witchcraft works comes to mind, but other than that I can't think of one either.

>>122567993
Some countries have schools where you have to join a club, it varies through.

>>122560616
There are at least 4 shows that do this.

>>122568210
No, in either cases they will find you funny and take a picture with you, you are confusing it with another country

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>>122559343
>rainy season episode
>implying rainy season isn't the best type of episode

>6+ storied highschool
>open roof

>>122567735
I know of one instance where someone's younger brother was living with his dad who was stationed off in Japan, apparently he was treated like shit all of elementary school and middle school and they ended up having to move him back to the u.s. it may have had something to do with being in Okinawa but it's still a thing.

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>>122568943
>tropical countryside
South Carolina is far from a tropical countryside but it sure as shit had plenty of cicadas
>the one time one flew into my car

>>122568205
Mother-own nation is actually rather common, not just in Japan.

>>122568336
>WEEEEEEEEEOO WEEOO WEEOO WEEEE

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>>122569225
Barning lauve

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Best anime cliche? I fucking love scenes in classrooms during sunset, couldn't find a good picture but you all know what the fuck I mean.

>girl slaps guy repeatedly for no reason
>He doesn't immediately slap her back

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>That thing that goes CLUNK

>>122568575
>>122568680
I WAS REGULAR HIGHSCHOOL BOY UNTIL...

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>>122569920
I feel you.

>>122570088
You mean the one that drops water?