Be abducted by Ayyliums or go to hell...
more girls better girls.
Issei because I can actually get somewhere. Also I become the fucking celebrity of the underworld and punch everyone's shit in.
If I'm Rito, jack shit happens relationship-wise.
Basara is the only choice. Guy actually gets down with his sluts.
You guys keep saying Rito, but lets face it, if you were Rito and even assuming it's carnivorous Rito, the only girl worth fucking is Yui.
Because Yui is best girl.
>Also I become the fucking celebrity of the underworld
The underworld is small time when it is limited to just one planet compared to being ruler of the entire Milky Way galaxy.
>Do you want to be a generic haremwuss and fuck bitches or do you want to be an immortal reincarnated demon and fuck bitches
You guys are forgetting the additional benefit that Issei would be fun to be even without the bitches.
And Yami, and Momo, and Nana, and fuck even Lala, and genben sex with your best friend, and with all the girls who wouldn't mind either way.
I could go on for days.
If we're talking about source material Miyama Zero blows it off the fucking park
Rito so that I could turn into a cute girl and get molested by aliens.
Ok let's analyze this. It's quite obvious that we would change both of those series for the better, but there's this: get damned for all eternity while becoming a demon and receive sweet powers or just wait patiently and in time you will become the emperor of the universe(?). Though choice anons, second option for me if I had to choose.
Being Issei isn't fun. Have to endure getting beat up all the time and also beating up other people.
I don't think any /a/non would enjoy smashing people's faces in even though they deserve it.
Or spend a lot of time, hospitalized or in bandages because battle injuries.
Answer me this, would you rather have a few girls that are likable and have a decent personality or have a lot of girls with little personality? Not the best way to word that but I tried.
Issei doesn't earn his house. It just gets handed to him.
A lot of shit gets handed to him even without fighting or earning it.
At least Rito stays humble. He's not telling Lala to turn his bathroom into some fancy ass bathing complex.
Meanwhile, Issei's house just gets ridiculous.
You're a faggot. I highly doubt you could shrug off PTSD, you bitch nigga.
You're posting on /a/ in the first place.
First time you see a corpse, you will throw up.
So in a fight to the death or war with demons, devils, or angels or other monsters, you will be the first one to wimp out.
>Akeno vs Yui
Yui is 10x better than that little shit.
I don't want to be a fighting manga MC. That shit's bound to hurt like hell. I'd rather be Rito, even though Akeno is the best of all the girls. The most I'd have to deal with is being turned into a girl or panties.
Stop projecting. For all you know, some of us are actual soldiers who've been deployed and seen comparable shit.
Your pathetic excuse for an outlook on the world doesn't account for the entirety of your demographic.
You aren't the many, anon isn't one type of person, you are the true faggot who has a shallow idea of norms.
>have no power
>get to know a girl because she accidently gets in my shower
>she and her sister fall for me because I'm nice
>be Issei masterrace
>have a dragon in me
>girl asks me for a date
>become slave of a group full of women
>make them fall for me
>become bros with the demon lord, gods and the ultimate being
>be a superstar among underworld
I guess this was easy
Rito, not even a contest
You forgot the whole "king of the galaxy" father in law that could blow the entire planet without effort, the 3 shapesifter assassins, the super-genious inventor, the perfum wizard, the beast controller/summoner, the poison ivy, the ghost with telekinesis, the milf genetic scientist, the kendo girl, the galactic general bro...
I don't say he would rolfstomp Issei, but if Rito wished for it, it would be a good fight.
I would rather be the mc here.
>being a badass
>having a bunch of sluts all up on your dick
>being able to transform at will into a cute little girl
>picking only one
That and TLR would be a hard choice for me.
Elder god dragon jesus breaker of dimensions > king of space(some of it)
If you are bringing inlaws and parents into the fight then the TLR cast is fucked.
>brother inlaw super devil who is entirely made up of destruction magic can destroy entire realms, its considered on of the 10 strongest beings in the universe
>both biological "parents" are abstract elder dragons and the strongest and second strongest being in the universe
and thats not bringing in all the gods and other world ending beings that all see him as their friend.
I would still pick Rito, just because of how fucked up the DxD universe can get and Issei is smack dab in the middle of it, while Rito just hangs around cute girls and falls first face into their pussies all day long.
But can he speak to tits?
>stuck as a cowardly beta
>stuck as a perverted beta
they're both shit choices
Issei is always hyped as a good harem protag, but I just can't get behind his whole perverted mindset. The gu-heheh thing he does when he sees boobs is so annoying. Sure, he's better than Rito, but I wouldn't want to be some retard who always has boobs on his mind.
Also because I'm an ass man.