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It's 112 degrees out, and this tired young lady walks up

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It's 112 degrees out, and this tired young lady walks up to your porch in desperate need of some refreshments. What is the best way to handle this?
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>>122433588
112 degrees? I'll be dead in no time.
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Offer her a glass of water
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>>122433588
>112 degrees
Well, I'll be boiling dead next to her.
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>112 degrees

Do you live inside a fucking volcano?
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Ice Bucket
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My dick.
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>>122433835
>>122433830
>>122433735
fahrenheit
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>>122433588
Give her a bowl of eggs.
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>>122433835
>>122433830
>>122433735
I'm sure he means Fahrenheit, even though it's retarded.
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>all these god damn commie europoors using calculus
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>>122433767
Aint no water at 112 degrees
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>>122433588
Give her said refreshments. I dunno, offer her a soft drink or water with ice.

How else can it be handled?
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>>122433880
That's still hot as fuck. I'd probably offer her some chilled water bottle and tell her to go spend her day at the library or something, since they tend to be nice and cool with the AC on all the time.
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>>122433735
>>122433830
>>122433835
Kelvin
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>>122433588
Move to a colder location before I boil.
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>>122433588
Tell her to stop using shitty imperial units.
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>>122433972
OK, I'll still be dead though
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>>122433903
>calculus

Have your reply, I giggled.
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HAHA ONLY DUMB AMERICANS USE FAGENHEIT SO LET'S PRETEND IT DOESN'T EXIST HAHA
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Tell her to get off my property.
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>>122433972
Well, I'll be freezing dead next to her.
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Depends OP, what's the humidity like? It might not be too bad out if it's 0%. If 70%+ probably time to invite her in to cool off and get her out of those sweaty close. Obviously in a non-sexual way though.
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>>122434012
ALLAHU ACKBAR
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>>122434016
Texas pls
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>>122434012
So funny right?
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>>122433972
Kelvin doesn't use "degrees" faggot.
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>>122433903
Seriously, I didn't realize until now that /a/ was so full of yuropoors.
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Just wait until she complete boiling and eat her vagina
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>>122434099
Pheh.
It used to be, until '68.
You youngsters and your modern conventions.
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>>122434105
>I didn't realise there are 6.8 billion other people in the world
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>>122434196
just as you'd expect from a europoor. can't afford the internet to look up that europe's population is only ~750 million, so he makes up these fucking bizzare numbers.
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>>122434196
>6.8
http://www.worldometers.info/world-population/
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>>122433588
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>>122434277
The population of the world - population of USA = 6.8 billion
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>>122434277
For some reason, that's actually really terrifying.
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>Amerifats
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>>122434322
>7.3 - 0.3 = 6.8
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>>122434277
That's pretty fucking scary. Where will they all live?
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>>122434105
In 2009 the majority of the sites traffic stopped coming from the US and Canada. Now it's a mishmash of filthy european places and mexico. Funny how the general quality of the entire site also plummeted around then. I blame Sweden the most.
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Invite her in for a drink. Try to glimpse at sweaty little loli nipples. Try to smell sweaty loli body. Send her on her way. Fantasize and jack off from encounter.
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>>122434277
how does god deal with them all
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>>122434342
>>122434391
It's like a plague.

If we had interstellar flight and the capacity for terraforming, this would be the ticking of our ongoing conquest of the universe. But as it is, it's more like a cancer growth.
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>>122434391
Earth
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>>122434368
But that's clearly a britbong.
>calling fries chips
>calling cookies biscuits
>calling chips crisps
Clapistanis are fat but not that fat.
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>>122434368
>Amerifats
>Picture lists chips as crisps and fries as chips
idontthinksotim.jpg
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>>122434423
>In 2009
>the general quality of the entire site also plummeted
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