so when Araragi is trying to bang crab, does she like, watch?

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>>122308872
She watches the whole thing.

>>122308973
she can't throw the kid some tips at all? She's like what, 500, be damned if she don't know her way around a penis

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seriously no else wonders about this?

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>>122309050
No anon, she's pure.

>>122308872
shinobu is a cuck

>>122308872
They share senses, so I'll bet she's just sitting in his shadow masturbating to make araragi have premature ejaculation as a joke. Works two ways m8.

>>122308872
She feels nothing because she is not real.

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>>122309879

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>>122309876
>Shinobu
>pure

>>122308872
>autism

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>>122309942
even yanking it must be a chore, he has like no privacy ever, shittiest situation ever

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>>122310081
What are your arguments against Shinny Boo's pureness?

>>122310288
She's over 500 years old and you actually believe she hasn't had sex even once?

>>122310254
>Every time he jacks off he's making her feel his orgasm
Seems kind of awesome.

>>122310519
>She was so pure her entire kingdom commited suicide.

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>>122310288
>Shinny Boo
Interestingly erotic name.

>>122310670
I imagine that would be annoying for both parties, plus in his case he might need his strength for a night with the crab

>>122310254
>masturbating knowing Shinny Boo Boo is going to climax with you.
That would make it that much better.

>>122310788
But then she became a vampire. And vampires are sexual creatures.

>>122310519
>LN's confirm she's never had sex
>LOL SHE'S TOTALLY HAD SEX GUISE!
K.

>>122308872
Shinobu's even there when he takes a shit, so sex isn't even that much more intimate.

>>122311066
It's implied that she's not a virgin. I don't think they ever talk about it straight up.

>>122311066
>>122311267
The only discussion I remember is that of Kissshot making servants. Somebody mentions that making servants is akin to a sexual relationship and, since she's only ever had two, she's quite pure for a vampire.
In Shinobu Mail it seems like she had very strong feelings for her first servant as well, and didn't want to meet him because she was afraid she would choose him over RRRG .

>>122311267
>Citation needed
These are Japanese LNs nigga, all females are virgins unless they have kids.

>does she like, watch? Or give him pointers? She feels everything right? Is she feeling his dick? There are just so many questions with this.

does anyone else see this as being apart of the "black screen" scenes?

>>122311549
Her first servant despised her though, he killed himself to get away from her.

>>122309050
>if she don't know her way around a penis
so glad I'm not the only one who thinks that

>>122311602
If you read between the lines in Onimonogatari, they had really good relationship before Antarctica. And in shinobu mail he really wants to see her again. He probably had time to think about things over the hundreds of years he spent reviving at the shrine .

>>122311934
>read between the lines
>implications
He
hated
her
you
fucking
mong.

That might have changed over the centuries, but it doesn't change the fact that we were specifically told that he hated her.

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>>122308872
>so when Araragi is trying to bang crab, does she like, watch?
She grows a penis because she is the mother fucking kiss-shot acerola orion heart-under-blade and double teams Crab with Araragi because she is shinobro.

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>>122311549
>>122311934
Where did you guys read Owarimonogatari? I can't seem to find it translated anywhere.
Or do you know moonrunes?

>>122312070
My point was just that they cared about each other at some point which is made clear in Shinobu Mail . Even though their relationship broke down, that doesn't change.

>>122311702
I'm pretty sure she knows how to work it.

>>122312071
This would be the most awesome thing in the fucking world. Doujin when?

>>122312367
They were totally boning.

Here's how its going to go down:
In 100 years, Shinobu and Araragi will fuck each other stupid. This is enough time for him to love and get over Crab, and for Shin x Arag feelings to grow into something enormous. At that point, they will have orgasms backed by 100 years of love and yearning, and will stay with each other until die, just like they promised each other.
Doujin when?

>>122311549
Shinobu has a Japanese boy fetish!

>>122312784
She likes loli play or SS play

>>122310254
Everytime time Duraragi is in the toilet, how does Shinobu feel? Does she miss taking a dump?

>>122312818
>Hang a few Golden Chocolate Doughnuts on your dick.
>Tell her to be gentle.
If you didn't tell her to be gentle she might eat your dick off. You know she's eaten at least a few thousand dicks in her time.

>>122313143
Shinobu poops through him.

>>122312818
She's clearly an /ss/ advocate

>>122313143
How does she not need to take a dump when she eats so many donuts? Can she convert donuts directly to energy?

Regardless, she wouldn't miss the feeling of taking a dump since she experiences whatever Shuraragi is experiencing.

>>122313297
>creates and destroys matter
>How does she not need to take a dump when she eats so many donuts
Please anon.

>>122313143
They go to the bathroom together. I'm not sure how they do that... maybe they have two toilets in that huge bathroom. I guess they take turns, Shinobu feeling like she's taking two shits?

Shinobu gets affected by Araragi's lust.

When Araragi was about to unleash his carnal desires on an unconscious Snail, it was enough to wake up Shinobu from her daytime sleep.

>>122313505
>in that huge bathroom
It's actually just a regular Upper class japanese family bathroom, it ain't as big as Araragi depicts it.

>>122308872

>See a thread with OP asking how many dicks Yotsuba can suck
>Now a mono thread on sex

God damn.

>>122312071
That would be the best doujin ever. Shinobro and Araragi high fiving each other while Gahara gets DP'd.

>>122313673
*Upper middle class

>>122308872
Can't they feel each other emotions? All she would have to do is watch him pleasure crab and she could feel it too

>>122313673
There's a part in one of the LNs where Araragi talks about how the bathroom is exaggerated in the anime.

>>122313773
those two aren't even fucking comparable, Shinobu is sexual by the nature of the show, anyone who sexualizes Yotsuba should be lined up against a wall to face a firing squad

>>122313269
the poop flows through him?

>>122313297
RRRG didn't take a dump when he was a vampire in Kizu because he didn't feed on human flesh.So we don't know if vampires poop. Also, where does Meme poop?

>>122314501
Meme's poop has anti-gravity properties. He just puts his butt in the air and it flies into the heavens.

That or at the local WcBonalds.

>>122315139
It would fly off his mouth first.

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>>122312585
It already exists.

>>122315577
I will search.

>>122308872
Does this mean Shinobu is in love with Crab?

>>122315577
Doesn't she leave at the end though? Leaving their daughter with Araragi

>>122316351
No. They very clearly live together with their child.

>>122316104
Shinobu can feel Rararagi's feelings, but she doesn't share them, she is aware Rarararagi loves Crab, but Shinobu doesn't love her.

>>122317500
>fruitlessly waste my whole night on it
Search by 2 tags and you are golden

>>122317641
Found it already. Looks like i panicked over nothing.

>>122316418
What's with half vampires? How can Episode be 6 years old and look 25?

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>>122318848

>>122318908
At least they don't fucking sparkle.

Actually I wondered about how does Senjougahara deal with the lack of privacy when she wants to get intimate with Koyokoyo.

>all these people Bat isn't a virgin

She's been alone the majority of her existence, and she's saving herself for Araragi. Jeez guys.

>>122319186
Her dad spends a lot of time away from home. Plus, her behavior in Bake 12 makes me think she would be able to tell him to go away so she can make out with her boyfriend.

>>122319218
>saving herself for araragi
>before she met him
delusional batfags

>>122319218
She was totally boning that Samurai.

>>122319293
>can't infer what I wrote
She was mostly alone before Araragi. Except for her time as a god, we know she hasn't fucked her first minion.

>>122319284
She would just fuck him in front of her father and cum buckets because of her electra complex.

>>122319186
I'm not sure how much she knows about Shuraragi and Shinobu's link (that they share sensations, etc).

>>122319377
>You tell NisiO that you think he wrote Shinobu as a 500 year old virgin.
>biggest facepalm in history occurs.

>>122314501
RRRG not confirmed ever taking a dump.
I think he just walks home dumpily.

>>122319475
Pretty sure she knows enough. She always knows whatever stupid shit Gomi-kun is up to. She always knows, somehow.

>>122319495
Why would she fuck food? She even saw Hanekawa as portable food.

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I want Shinobu to call Araragi by his name.

Yes
No
Yes
Yes

I'm pretty sure she got confirmed for perma virgin since she refused everyone who proposed. Also shes probably capable of conjuring a penis so she probably just feels sex through a sort of phantom penis.

If Araragi did anal with Shiobu would it be gay? He would feel like he's fucking his own butt.

>>122320616
Araragi doesn't get sensations from Shinobu. Rather, Shinobu would feel like she were fucking her own ass.

>>122320520
Nah, omae-sama is the best. The way she says it does funny things to me.

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>implying she doesn't join

>>122320660
Didn't Araragi feel something when Shinobu was about to rape his shota self?

whens kizu though

>>122320752
He felt a chill down his spine at the realization that he was the target of molestation for once.

>>122320520
omae - (you) derogatory term for referring to equal or inferior
sama - used mainly to refer to people much higher in rank than oneself, and sometimes toward people one greatly admires

omae-sama fits so perfectly with their relationship.

>>122319377
think about shinobu's character for a second
she probably doesn't give a hoot about "purity" or saving herself for someone
she'll screw any guys she wants

http://exhentai.org/g/621178/fb568ed0f1/
http://exhentai.org/g/785516/a508c1f6eb/
http://exhentai.org/g/693151/204388de77/
http://exhentai.org/g/600884/b47920172e/

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>>122320801

>>122308872
So, was Shinobo always supposed to turn into the bizarre rude loli she becomes? Bakemonogatari has her just sit in the corner with her cool helmet, it just felt wrong when she went from sitting quietly all the time to talking constantly.

Better question, does Araragi ever take her out of his shadow just for cuddles?

>>122320831
Did she want to though? The only man she was ever close to killed himself.

500 years old virgn

>>122320831
Are you sure about that? It actually comes across like she's not even aware of sex. Doesn't cross her mind, and it's not relevant towards her interests.

>>122320870
She was sulking in Bake because she was butthurt over being power drained.

>>122320870
Because you haven't read Kizu. Shinobu is a chatterbox by nature, she was quiet in Bake because she was sulking.

>>122320831
>think about shinobu's character for a second
>she'll screw any guys she wants
You realize she is a very arrogant and prideful vampire, right? I mean, besides her backstory, that should have been apparent especially after Nise.

>>122320870
Shinobu was super butthurt/depressed for all of Bake. One of the main reasons Oshino left was because she had started to calm down enough that he didn't need to be on suicide watch any more.

>>122320872
I'm pretty sure she comes out just to dick around with him in the evenings. Any cuddles must be under the guise of an obedience ritual.

>>122320891
>>122320925
if she has never cared much for it after 500 years of men who have walked the earth, then she's not going to suddenly want to do a 17 year old who can't even beat up his own sister

>>122321035
Araragi would fucking destroy Karen. He wont hit her because she'll die.

>>122321035
J-random teenager? No. However, she just might want to do it with the guy who is responsible for the greatest happiness she has ever known.

>>122321035
You're fucking retarded. Read her backstory, animeonly pleb.

And Araragi won his fight with Karen in the LN. It wasn't DBZ crap but Araragi won because Karen was tired and it seemed like Araragi wasn't affected by what she did

>>122321035
>>122321096
my point is that a prideful, vampire would probably want the best of the best pickings, and araragi is probably not the best that the world has seen.

>>122321191
>thinking you can understand the logic of an oddity
get a load of this guy

>>122321191
Again read her backstory, you stupid piece of animeonlyshitfaggot.

Shinobu's witch from her homeland pretty much said Araragi is her chosen one.

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>>122321191
Kiss shot fucking loved Araragi as a servant.
And regardless of how she was before, oddities change to become more like how they are perceived. Shinobu is becoming less scary, mysterious vampire and more cute loli vampire because that's how Araragi sees her as.

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>>122321191
>araragi is probably not the best that the world has seen

>>122321272
what, mad that i insulted your husbando?
>>122321398
>Kiss shot fucking loved Araragi as a servant.
for what reason? honestly, her attitude has been more nonchalant towards araragi. she doesn't go out of her way to express love towards him, only serves him on command because she literally doesn't have much of a choice.
also, she's still a cocky loli vampire. her personality hasn't changed much.

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>>122321398
>more cute loli vampire because that's how Araragi sees her as
tfw your cute loli vampire waifu will never become real no matter how much you imagine her to be so

This series would be so much better if Araragi was looser with where he put his dick.

>>122321191
Are you seriously retarded? Araragi saved her from her centuries of loneliness, from suicide, and they formed an inseparable bond because of all that. He only sees her as a cute girl, even when she was Kiss-Shot. To her, he's probably the most important person there is. Why do you think she went and destroyed the fucking planet when he died in the alternate timeline? So no, he's not just another kid. He's the reason she still bothers to live.

Proof you've only watched the anime, and probably took nothing from it at that.

Unrelated, but he's also 18.

>>122321565
Hes already banged his sister and his girlfriend, flashed his friend, molests a little girl frequently, and took a bath with a loli vampire.

>>122321540
>only serves him on command because she literally doesn't have much of a choice
I bet you think Senjougahara is a tsundere too.

>>122321661
He doesn't really bang his sister and he hasn't banged the qt loli vampire who's literally waiting decades for his girlfriend to die to get some dick.

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>>122314132
Do I get a blind fold or a last cigar?

>>122321565
We should probably be thankful for that, knowing how fucking crazy some of the girls can be, we wouldn't want him to be the new Makoto.

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>>122321721

MODSMODSMODS!

>>122321772
Between his vampire regeneration and Shinobu's determination to keep him alive, Araragi can handle a whole lot of nice boats.

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>>122308872
wait, when does he ever bang Crab?

>>122321850
You'd have to be pretty silly to think he doesn't bang Crab regularly.

>>122321700
He started to get along better with his sister ever since that incident.

he may have boned Karen, we'll
never know for sure how far they took it

>>122321867
All he does is gently take her home. You must be using Very Large Cone.

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>>122321621
>Unrelated, but he's also 18.
Not at the beginning of the series.

Reminder that Shinobu is a dangerous pedo who preyed on Koyomi's innocence. Just look at this.

>>122321721
What a loving dad.
But he should get a trashcan for her to throw up in instead of that box.

>>122321925
Araragi is also a dangerous pedo. They need to make some babies together.

>>122321850
He almost certainly banged crab during Nisenmonogatari but people who deny that literally can't deny the fact that he banged crab at the end of Tsukimonogatari.

>>122321974
>They need to make babies
>Araragi regularly fondles his sisters
>Araragi is a pedo
I know where this is going.

>>122321976
Didn't Gahara flat out say she is afraid of sexual acts because she got molested in middle school? It was that episode where she could barely hold his hand.

>>122322082
Maybe if you actually watched the fucking show then it'd be obvious that she's over that, at least with Araragi.

>>122322139
Its an act you fucking moron. Watch the damn episode, she flat out says that too dumbass.

>your dick when 'waga aru g sama yo'

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>you will never be shinobu and fondle araragi's pecs while he sleeps

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OTP

>>122308872
>Golden Thread

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>>122323010
Birdbutt+RRg is OTP

>>122320847
I wish I could bring myself to fap to monogatari porn.

Why was Shinobu butthurt about Araragi kissing Doll? He wasn't even the initiator.

>>122321621
Technically all of that was because of Hanekawa. They only met because of Hanekawa, she only lived because of Hanekawa, and she destroyed the world because of Hanekawa.

>>122323177
Jealously that doll one-upped her

>>122320872
Apparently they hang out often enough. When the time travel in Kabuki RRRG mentions that he wasn't actually expecting it to work, since Shinobu would often come out and propose things like a perpetual motion machine, etc. without success.

>>122316351
they just have a little lover's quarrel. their kid is trying to patch things up for them

>>122323267
Yea, I know. I look at it in that Hanekawa was the catalyst for most of the early events, but it was still Araragi that acted and decided to "save" everyone by making everyone miserable - granted it was Hanekawa that helped him realize Kiss-Shots true intention, ultimately what happened was left up to him. So I still think he was the one that saved Kiss-Shot. Conversely, it was Hanekawa that saved Araragi from completely becoming a monster, and it was Kiss-Shot that gave him a reason to live.

>>122323434
It wasn't really a choice on Araragi's part though; it is inconceivable that he would have taken any other course of action.

If Hanekawa realized the type of person Araragi was, then she is entirely responsible for what he did because she knew what would happen if she told him what was going on.

>>122323094
I like how they had to darken the frame so that ass didn't cause any damage to sensitive viewers.

captcha: goopy

>>122323526
Yeah, the course of the main events of Kizu was basically entirely dictated by Hanekawa. Everyone acted in character and according to their own plans, but at the end of the day the pivotal decisions were essentially made by Hanekawa.

I say 'made decisions' but it was in a subtle way - for example, she saves Kissshot simply by giving Araragi a hint to her true intentions, and she knows how Araragi would act on this information.

>>122323526
You're totally right. Still, Araragi is constantly reminded by Oshino that he can abandon Shinobu at any time to become human. So the decision he made in Kizu, even though it was influenced heavily by Hanekawa, is his own responsibility and no one elses. The responsibility of taking care of Shinobu is his price for not letting Kiss-Shot die.

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>>122308872
>mfw shared senses is my fetish
>mfw barely any porn of it even in the few series where it applies

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>>122323546
didn't take into account the sensitivity of my dick, tho

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>>122320872
They bro it up all the time, but Kabukimonogatari is the main story where that's shown and SHAFT fucked that up spectacularly

>>122323813
That was the only arc that I was truly disappointed by. So many good interactions; it would've been so much stronger if they gave it 1 more episode.

Also, I was kinda hoping to see full-zombie kissshot.

>>122323928
It's hard to be disappointed by other arcs when they don't even have a fraction translated like Kabuki does.

Take Tsuki for instance, it was awful but it's impossible to say if it's SHAFT's fault that it was so awful.

>>122323994
>tsuki
>awful
What? Tsuki was great.

>>122324040
In terms of actual story it was probably the worst animated Monogatari.

>>122323994
>>122324040
I don't think it was awful, but I think SHAFT did what they could with the somewhat limited source material. Honestly, it turned out more enjoyable than I expected.

Does Shinobu ever get any interaction with Gahara?

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>Kabukimonogatari being bad
even if for this one webm, I refuse.

The plot was obviously hastened and could have been developed further, but this was my favorite arc.

>>122324082
Personally, without reading the novels I enjoyed it as a setup chapter.
Everything the guy said at the end was great.
Araragi and everyone else is just getting strung along by who knows.
Worst plot goes to Nadeko Snake anyway.

>>122324222
I think a lot of people favor Kabuki, that's why there's so much criticism of the adaptation. It could have been 'incredible' but it ended up being 'good.'

What subs do I go with for Nekomonogatari and Monogatari SS? Nekomonogatari has Commie and UTW and SS has Coalgirls vs Commie.

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>>122324222
I don't think any -gatari is bad, even Hana was just okay, but the novel is a lot better and loads of good content was cut

>>122324225
This. Nadeko snake is an incredibly weak arc, but luckily it's just an arc and not a whole book. It's also important setup for a bunch of later stuff, so I can't complain too much.

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>You will never be Senougahara and be passionately fucked by Araragi's alpha dick
why even live

Who has the best tsukimonogatari subs?

>>122325009
your only option is horriblesubs, no other groups have released it yet
I already watched it because I couldn't wait, but I suggest waiting for Commie.

>>122324317
Commie for SS for sure.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvIEztK_gwQ

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At least in my imagination, Shinobu's shadow ability affects not only Araragi, but any sufficiently human with a shadow. In the shadow, Shinobu is able to influence the mindset of the shadow's owner, assuming they can be easily manipulated.

Before his fateful meeting with her, Araragi lived a relatively normal life, and those around him showed only a normal amount of interest him, apart from Tsubasa. However, in Bakemonogatari, a harem slowly forms around him, both by his own desires and the will of the members. Even with the background of the apparitions, this romance seems forced, with the sole exception of Tsubasa.

After binding Shinobu with his shadow, there is no evidence that Shinobu was *always* with Oshino in Bakemonogatari. Also, Araragi could not easily detect if Shinobu was in his shadow.

At least in my head, Shinobu poked her head into the daily life of Araragi, and intentionally influenced him and the girls, with the cat-demon doing the work on Tsubasa.

It was Shinobu who made Araragi a lolicon, a masochist, a chauvinist, and a pervert through and through. It was Shinobu who made Hachikuji the loli, Suruga an exceptional tease, Hitagi a femdom, and intensified Nadeko's girl-next-door feelings. All were outlets for Shinobu's perverse desire for revenge.

However, after the harem did not lead to his misery, and with her acceptance of Araragi after the Neko incident, she turns it up a notch, bringing his Sisters onto the scene, and using Araragi's undying love for Crab, manipulates Crab into having sex with him, savoring the lust from within their shadows.

She could not affect people of sufficiently powerful minds and self-awareness, like Tsubasa or the Apparition Specialists, but she happily played everyone else like her sex toys, all the while maintaining her appearance of purity for Araragi.

>>122325243
Everything about this post is retarded.

>>122324222
>Tsubasa running over Araragi
Every Fucking Time

>>122325288
It can't be helped