Bat is pure love Snail is pure sex

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Right you are anon

>>122278453
You got that backwards.
Besides, how would you even fuck a ghost?
It just doesn't work.

Hello, pedophile.

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>>122278587
They're both of age, anon.

>>122278533
What do you mean? Araragi easily touches her all the time. Plus she's dead so there's no way she can get pregnant.

If most people can't see her, what does it look like when she's in the throws of ecstasy with Araragi? Is he just humping the air?

>>122278587
Welcome to 4chan. You must be new here.

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>>122278695
>snail's glasses

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>>122278931
>>122278587
Don't worry, we'll give em a warm welcome

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Nadeko a my favorite
There is no best girl. All girls are equal.

>>122278453
Snail is the least attractive out of he 3.
Prove me wrong.

>>122278931
I am not new.

>>122279236
Sure you're not, Sport.

Run along and let the adults talk.

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Bat and snail are my top two, in that order. I don't know why Doll is always with them portrayed as a loli - she isn't.

>>122279236
Could've fooled me.

>>122279295
Probably because of that time they all hung out in the school and Arararagi tried to molest the three of them.

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>>122279380
Best part of Oni after Snail's farewell.

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>>122279187
whatever, make way for best girl

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>>122279994
>lets herself be lewdly washed by her brother
>assumes he's about kiss her and just lets him do it

She has no shame. None. Also my favorite fire sister.

Does anyone have the MSPaint someone did of her position of totally showing off her ass and vagina?

Monogatari is pure shit

>>122279295
>I don't know why Doll is always with them portrayed as a loli
The three of them spent a great deal of time together interacting with each other and ending up in a sort of love triangle with Koyomi in onimonogatari.

She may be dead, but she's still in the body of a loli... all three of them are in different ways "undead" lolis. All three of them have feelings for Koyomi, though corpse is shit at showing hers due to robot autism

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>>122280424

>>122280431
She's not really in the body of a loli. She's closer to Tsukihi/Karen/Nadekok in that respect. Fanart makes her look a lot younger than she is in the series.

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>>122280424

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>>122280473
I wonder if she is made of 1 corpse, or stitched together from a jumble of loli parts.

>>122280473
I dunno, I still consider Nadeko a loli though just barely

>>122280757
She's not, though. She's just a middle-schooler. Anything over 12 is by definition not a loli.

>>122280779
So then Shinobu's not a loli

>>122280779
I thought they still passed up to 13-14, early teens. Still small with mostly flat chests, just slightly taller

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>>122280757
Nadeko's probably the only loli if you base on their mental ages. She's particularly easy to be influenced and mentally unstable.
Shinobu doesn't act her age.
Ononoki is deadpan, but is crafty enough to cop a kiss from Araragi and appreciate his body. She also has no qualms about murdering an acquaintance.
Mayoi has a lewd adult mind, which is why she's always setting herself up to be molested by Arararagi

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>>122280832
Eh, I guess I should have clarified that. If you want to be pedantic, then you can say she's not a loli, but her body unequivocally is. In the beginning of Bake she has the body of an 8 y/o after all.

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>>122280349
of course I have it
I made it

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What's the deal with Shuraragi's hair in Hanamonogatari? Not that I dislike it, but it's weird as fuck.

>>122281426
College happened.

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>>122278453
Agreed

>>122279187
There are no bad girls, but there are definitely better girls, and then there's best girl Bat.

>>122281571
He still wasn't in college was he?

>>122284789
Eh? Wasn't he? Maybe I need to watch Hana again.

>>122284860
I think he was about to enter, yet he still was not a colllege student nor he was a Highschooler. But yeah, his hair looked weird as fuck.

>>122280879
Shinobu acts her age when it's necessary, but she's sick of being dark and serious.

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>>122279627
>Shinobu starts getting into it at the end
Makes my dick diamonds every time.

What do you think Araragi will study in college? He really only focused on his studies because Hitagi wanted him to go to the same school as him, not that he had any ambitions of his own.

>starts occult research club in the same vain as the specialists to follow in Oshino's footsteps

I'd love to see that.

>>122285211
I thought he was a math major. He's good at math.

>>122280897
Holy shit Araragi is a manlet

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>>122285415
Was there still a doubt?

>>122285415
His little sister is taller than him, what did you expect?

>>122285554
What the heck I was under the impression I had seen all monogari related stuff
Where is this from?

>>122280897
>that growth from 18 to 27

How is this possible? You're not supposed to grow that much after that.

>>122285703
It happens sometimes.

>>122285748
Only if you have a tumor on your pituitary gland.

>>122285686

Nigger pls

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>>122285686
I could tell you, but it would be better for you to rewatch all of it again.

>>122285415
Well, he got vampire'd so that'll slow his growth a bit what with the elongated lifespan.
He'll probably be taller than his sister in about a century, not that it'll matter, she'll be dead

>>122284789
He was attending college already

>>122278453
>Bat
More like Bait, amirite?

>>122278453
Bat is kaka.

>>122285961
Isn't his vampire form a bit taller though?

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>>122286069
What position does she play?

>>122286187
Midfield

>>122280652
>I wonder if she is made of 1 corpse, or stitched together from a jumble of loli parts.
One corpse. That is mentioned. She also made it clear that she considers the previous deceased owner of the body a separate existence, a different person, and that she is a loli because by that definition, the new "her" is young.

>>122286187
Full back. She only takes it in the back

>>122281426
He's covering up his vampire scar.

>>122286245
That's Crab. She likes being walked home gently backwards.

>>122286214
>dead loli
>fully functional libido
Best kind of loli.

>>122286009
Is he going to Hitagi's school?

>>122286835
Yea, that was the entire point.

>>122278695
>humping the air
Yes, it would probably look like he's humping the air with his dick out.
"I loved you Araragi."
You know she wants it too.

>Bat is over 500 years old
>Snail is a ghost that died over a decade ago and can only be seen by people with affinity with the supernatural
>Doll is just stuck in a body that isn't hers

Reminder that there's no real lolis in this series.

>>122286933
Loli Hanekawa

>>122286933
Doll's body is hers. She's a weird as fuck tsukumogami and actually only a few years old. She qualifies as a loli.

>>122286960
Best Loli.
Hands down.

>>122286960
Loli Koyomi.

>>122287010
It's Shota Koyomi though.

>>122286960
>>122287010
Speaking of this episode, is that a younger Mamaragi we see at the police station throwing those pencils around?

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>>122287010
>>122287023

>>122287023
Oh yeah, forgot about that. Though:
Koyomi is best girl.

>>122287030
It's a popular theory but I don't think so. Araragi should recognize his mom from 11 years ago and there's nothing even in the LN that seems conspicuous about her.

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>>122287045
>no followup on this joke
>no koyomi being sexually harassed by shinobu
>no using her as a body pillow
Why Shaft?

>>122287030
I think so. This is obviously how Koyomi developed his fetish for girls wielding office supplies.

>>122287045

/r/ a gif/webm of this.

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>>122287048
Yea, girl, that explains these feelings...

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>>122287152
That's fine muscles. Yup.

>>122287212
See? Her libido is totally functional.
Koyomi's trying to see if she's fully functional though.
Chop!

>>122287212
>tfw you just want to give Araragi a brojob

Araragi transcends sexuality so it's totally not gay or anything.

>>122287256
After seeing all these animes with super attractive females and a dorky looking noodle protagonist, it's nice to see the playing field evened out.

>>122287239
>just won a loli from a game machine
>first thing do: look up skirt

>>122287335
And fucking SHAFT is still keeping what her panties look like a secret. Son of a bitch.

>>122286933
>>Doll is just stuck in a body that isn't hers
It is hers NOW. The previous owner had died a long time ago and moved on, that original girl's soul is probably in the afterlife somewhere. You don't really own your body after you are dead, your closest relatives don't either. A corpse is NOT "property", no one can own it, not even the original person inhabiting it. There are things you are legally able to do to a body, like how to dispose of it or given to science or what not, but legally you can't own a corpse.

https://yararena.wordpress.com/2012/09/20/give-us-our-corpse-the-legal-ownership-of-corpses/

>>122287439
>And fucking SHAFT is still keeping what her panties look like a secret. Son of a bitch.
If the author didn't tell them, they can't draw it.

>>122287527
It's best-pan.
No-pan

>>122287491
Just to add, you can legally "possess" a corpse. As in you can have a corpse in your premises if you have legit reasons and not get into trouble. (hospital, funeral home, laboratory.) You just can't "own" the corpse. It is the difference between "able to have it lying around" and "actually be yours to do as you please."

>>122287491
>>122287683
Thank you for your insightful autism, anon. I feel more knowledgeable now.

>>122287212
This was the best.

>>122288057
"I think you should stay like that forever. You should appeal your muscles more to the world."

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>>122288261
"Do not say such cold things. Allow me to feel your ribs as well."

Who should voice Dramaturgie/Guillotinecutter?

>>122288651
Chiwa Saito. I hear her voice actress is amazing.

Though seriously. They'd both have pretty deep voices and since GC is a priest, I'd give him Joji Nakata. Not sure about Drama however.

>>122288834
Yeah. Guillotinecutter definitely needs the Kotomine treatment.

>>122278695
>throws of ecstasy
throes*

>>122289988
They were right the first time. Araragi and Hachikuji just have the most orgasmic games of catch imaginable.

>>122290304
It is true.
>mfw when Hachikuji starts throwing Araragi in the air like a straw filled doll
They have fun together. I mean, they had fun together... I loved you Araragi. WHY LIVE!?

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>I am still annoyed about Zoku

I just can't let it go. It's a continues feeling i have, i am glad it isn't the final LN.

>>122278453
Where does Hachikuji sleep on nights when she's not being kidnapped by Araragi?
>mfw when she forgets backpack at Araragi's house.
Damn, that sex must have been so intense if she was that disoriented afterwards.

>>122290438
Good things might happen if you don't kill yourself before the series ends.

>>122290492
I hope he keeps writing Monogatari until he majestically passes on. Must have more. MORE.

>>122290540
No, I'm not like that Russian dude who killed himself because his favorite Naruto character died. I'll wait it out. Also I'm in the middle of learning some Moon, so hopefully I'll be able to slowly read the LN's soon.

>>122290492
What were you hoping for from Zoku?

Are they going to animate Koyomimonogatari? Because that would make me a very happy panda.

Captcha: IcedT
No, I'm not shitting you.

>>122290505
She's an oddity. She doesn't exist when she isn't being observed by someone.

>>122290649
Full on descriptions of Crab and Koyomi's buttsex.

>>122290710
Yeah but I don't really want to read NisiO spend 45 minutes describing Senjougahara getting shit on her dick.

>>122290649
Not that guy, but I'd some more closure on Araragi and Shinobu's relationship. It ended with them both realizing they have strong feelings for one another but unsure of how/if they would act on them.