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You find yourself in possession of a monkey's paw. What

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You find yourself in possession of a monkey's paw.

What do you wish for?

Hard mode: No wishing to be a little girl.

Keep it /a/ related.
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>>122055823
>Can't become the little girl
Fine, I'll become the cool nee-san. What's my penalty?
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>>122055823
I'd wish for Clamp to declare X officially dead, since it's obvious they're never going to actually finish it.
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>>122055823
To not be a faggot on 4Chan.
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>>122055823
I wish for you to die.
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>>122055823
I wish that I become a perfect omnipotent with unlimited willpower that not even the corruption of a monkey's paw could undermine.
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Wish to be a hot neesan with a cute otouto
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I wish to become B-ko as I'm worst girl ;((((
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>>122055976
Don't say that, I still hope.
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>>122056095
You forgot your chuuni name
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>>122055823
to finally end my life
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>>122055823
>Keep it /a/ related.
You first OP.
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>ctrl+f
>turn 2d
>0results

>turn my waifu 3d
>0results

sasuga /a/
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Killing Hitagi's boy friend
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>>122055823
Yeah sure, find another idiot. This one have watched xxxholic of a monkey's paw episode.
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>>122055823


I wish to be the little girl.
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>>122055932
you're still stuck with a(n albeit feminine) dick
>>122056024
so you become a hetfag on 2chan, congrats
>>122056073
OP kills you in a murder-suicide
>>122056095
you become massively depressed after finally realizing that humanity is beyond saving
>>122056098
your otouto is a homofag

monkey's paws aren't kind
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>>122056163
>11 replies omitted. Click here to view.
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>>122055823
1. I wish for the rest of my wishes to be what I intend

2. I wish for the new G Gundam manga to be translated

3. Wish for the monkey's paw to be at peace
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>>122056281
>manga to be translated

>not wishing learning nihon

do you even genie?
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>>122056225
>you become massively depressed after finally realizing that humanity is beyond saving
>implying I don't realize this already
>implying omnipotence doesn't let me from curing my own depression
>implying I'm not going to give /a/ their waifus regardless
Checkmate, atheists.
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I wish for Yuru Yuri to get an S3
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>>122056225
I don't care if otouto is gay. I'm a sexy neesan now. I can also still help guide him thorough life
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>>122055823
Put me in a position that will make my parents proud of me and stop their sadness and worrying.
seriously pls
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