You find yourself in possession of a monkey's paw. What

>>122055823
>Can't become the little girl
Fine, I'll become the cool nee-san. What's my penalty?

>>122055823
I'd wish for Clamp to declare X officially dead, since it's obvious they're never going to actually finish it.

>>122055823
To not be a faggot on 4Chan.

>>122055823
I wish for you to die.

>>122055823
I wish that I become a perfect omnipotent with unlimited willpower that not even the corruption of a monkey's paw could undermine.

Wish to be a hot neesan with a cute otouto

I wish to become B-ko as I'm worst girl ;((((

>>122055976
Don't say that, I still hope.

>>122056095
You forgot your chuuni name

>>122055823
to finally end my life

>>122055823
>Keep it /a/ related.
You first OP.

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>ctrl+f
>turn 2d
>0results

>turn my waifu 3d
>0results

sasuga /a/

Killing Hitagi's boy friend

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>>122055823
Yeah sure, find another idiot. This one have watched xxxholic of a monkey's paw episode.

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>>122055823


I wish to be the little girl.

>>122055932
you're still stuck with a(n albeit feminine) dick
>>122056024
so you become a hetfag on 2chan, congrats
>>122056073
OP kills you in a murder-suicide
>>122056095
you become massively depressed after finally realizing that humanity is beyond saving
>>122056098
your otouto is a homofag

monkey's paws aren't kind

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>>122056163
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>>122055823
1. I wish for the rest of my wishes to be what I intend

2. I wish for the new G Gundam manga to be translated

3. Wish for the monkey's paw to be at peace

>>122056281
>manga to be translated

>not wishing learning nihon

do you even genie?

>>122056225
>you become massively depressed after finally realizing that humanity is beyond saving
>implying I don't realize this already
>implying omnipotence doesn't let me from curing my own depression
>implying I'm not going to give /a/ their waifus regardless
Checkmate, atheists.

I wish for Yuru Yuri to get an S3

>>122056225
I don't care if otouto is gay. I'm a sexy neesan now. I can also still help guide him thorough life

>>122055823
Put me in a position that will make my parents proud of me and stop their sadness and worrying.
seriously pls