Now and then, I like to check Dan Kim's website to see if Tomoyo42 has been updated. It's a surreal ritual of "remember, you're here forever" to see years, literally, pass between new comics. Keep up the good work, Dan.
Not sure if relevant, but thought of this one.
Fuck off, /a/ is not one person.
I can't help it, anon! I used to use a painting-like technique but I switched to lineart because it fit my current projects better. It's a different skillset so I'm starting from nearly zero. It's slowly coming along, though... might be another ten years before it gets good.
I'll get around to it, anon!
Also 2hus are old and busted. Boatsluts are the new hotness, haven't you heard?
>Liking boatsluts over cutehus.
They were stupid the first time I saw them and they're still stupid now.
I admit some of them do have a certain charm though, I think he could have been a lot better if he tried a little harder.
Well, something like a book/graphical novel.
He doesn't delude himself, he knows what his goals in life are, and he's doing his best to achieve them. I'd say he's pretty well off. Not exactly a role model, but he's made his life his and that's better than 90% of people nowadays.
please don't do this to me again, /a/non
The irony lies in the fact that Danny still does nothing else than fuck around with shitty doodles and lazy stories. he got so scared of pain after that shitty Nihei-like brainfart comic ended being a ball of garbage that he started to recluse himself in art just like he does in real life. he choose defeat himself to avoid his own fear.
Things like these are teenager depression and the final clashes with reality everyone have before becoming completely adult. women are all bitches, but that doesn't mean building a relationship with one is damaging to your life
Danny, you're just a bitch and you demonstrated it more than clearly pretty often. just see >Patreon
fuck off back to /tg/ geeky facebookers, that's your place now.
>women are all bitches, but that doesn't mean building a relationship with one is damaging to your life
Well, that's the blue pill you swallow until you're middle-aged, divorced, paying child support and alimony and living in a shitty box apartment. All the wealth of your startup is gone, you work 24/7 at something you don't want to do and realize that while women won't appear to be damaging early on, after a few years they will destroy you.
Whether or not he desires human contact is irrelevant. He ignores the mold society tells you to go through while you grow up and came to his own conclusion about who he should be. If someone came to their own conclusion that they should follow society's norms, that's just as respectable. The problem is that 90% don't even think for themselves and blindly follow that mold.
I'm 34 with a kid and with a divorce with past me pal, but I realized that shit when I was like 25. women, men, cats, moms, everything is going to tear up your exstence if you put your tail between the legs and let them dictate what's gonna happen next every time. and being socially retarded really doesn't mean anything in this context, since its just between you and yourself. if you expect to find a single person that will be absolutely sincere out there you'll be disappointed. everyone lies because everyone doesn't want to risk and expose their weaknesses. confidence with a woman isn't a heart communion doki doki, is like finding a pretty gem after digging for weeks. and you should be happy, because its the biggest nut you can find in real life.
I don't even want to get started why and how 2D should be integrated with 3D in your life, try to figure out yourselves
The more I read this the more I realized how it was depressing and cynical to an unrealistic degree.
I mean shit like
>Happiness is not a decision, it's something you either get or don't get
Come on now.
>normals don't come from low income families
>normals don't have abusive home lives
That's just so empirically retarded that you shouldn't even need to finish the first post to realize that the poster doesn't have even the faintest grasp on reality or logic.
I've done it before, but I really don't enjoy it. I wouldn't do it again.
The only reason I make comics in the first place is that I can't find the kind of comics that I want, so I gotta make my own to suit my own narrow tastes. Drawing someone else's stories is kinda pointless for me.
Dan, I know you're in here.
I'd like you more if you could actually keep up fucking proper schedule and follow through on your writing. None of that blank page bullshit. Or pages with nothing but text randomly placed. That's not a comic, no matter how you try to rationalize it.
Maybe when you can finally produce a coherent, sustained storyline in ONE of your comics, then your work would speak for itself. God, how many years have you been drawing now?
oh hush it's old timey and 4chan culture.
folks keep slinging Edgy at dark comedy
stop being so fanny flusterd
If I just wanted that kind of comic, I'd read the comics already out there. No need to make my own. But my tastes are pretty narrow and no one caters to them, so I gotta do it myself. I don't really care the sort of stuff you're talking about -- it gives me no satisfaction. I don't think anyone's obligated to like my comics or read them or think they're any good. You're free to make your own comics and make 'em the the way you like if you want.
Yup. Not fun, not interesting. It was probably a "better" comic by >>121976165 's standards, but it just wasn't interesting to me. It was a roast duck dinner but all I want to eat and make are peanut butter and pickle sandwiches. I'll never make anything anyone thinks of a "good meal" except for other folks who share my narrow tastes.
You're supposed to be laughing, anon!
The podcasts were too much work for the sound editor and we started to run low on topics. We all kinda lost interest in the podcast.
Yo Dan, If you're still in here, Could you give me some advice?
I used to love drawing manga, But it feels like going on about a year now it feels like the spark is gone. It just isn't quite as enjoyable anymore.
Do you ever go through phases where you feel like you just don't want to draw anymore....ever?
What do you recommend? Pushing through it in the hopes the passion comes back or... getting a different hobby or something?
Not a drawfag, but a writefag and let me tell you something nice.
Everyone gets those slumps. Every single damn person gets them, the way to get through those slumps is
1. Constancy. I write every day and I strive to write down at least 1000 words every day (save for a few occasions)
2. Short term goals. You beat a goal? Good, head to the next one. Just doodling with no point can get discouraging since you can't see any progress/achievements. Make them.
3. Positive criticism is good. Vanity is the keyword here. Doesn't matter if it's fake, if it makes you feel good and want to receive praise again then it's good enough.
4. If you move on to something different you'll encounter the same dilemma eventually, and if you move on again, then you'll never be good at anything. So, don't fucking quit. Don't you fucking dare. Watch some inspirational video or whatever gets your juices going, but don't fucking quit. I swear to god, I'll come over to your place and force you to draw if I have to.
I believe in you anon!
I wish I had some advice for you, anon, but I feel like drawing all the time. If I'm ever doing something else I feel anxious because I could be drawing instead.
Sometimes I don't have any particular projects that I feel interested in though, and when that happens I switch things up -- I go do something that I normally wouldn't do and try to bombard myself with unusual stimulation. It's very important that when I do this that I don't try to be inspired. You can't press and force it -- when you do, you start picking apart these new experiences and try to bend them into familiar forms. Instead you just gotta kinda let things wash over you. After a while you're refreshed, have some new ideas, and excited to get back at it.
Well, that's the way it works for me, anyway. Sorry I don't have any concrete advice here.
By the way, here's John Cleese -- he's talking about creativity instead of passion, but it might still help you out.
Good luck, anon.
Why did you take up drawing in the first place? I'm a part-time drawfag and a part-time writefag and I'm terrible at both but I do them anyways because I enjoy it, and I have things I'd like to express in those mediums. If your original reason for drawing no longer exists, then go ahead and move on. But if you were inspired by something or someone, try going back to your roots.
How do you get over your self-induced limits? I want to write, but I can't stop thinking about how shit I am, and how little I know about the things that I want to write about. I'm pretty sure that if I ever managed put down something on a paper, I would never be able to show it someone else due to the fear of criticism.
You want me to show you my first writings? (I started writing at 23) If I see that crap, I want to tear my hair out, but that. is. okay.
No one is born with perfect skills. Even mozart had to practice his craft day in and day out.
You suck at writing now. Let me say that again, so it sinks in. YOU SUCK AT WRITING. The sooner you accept that, the better. But you won't get better by not writing. You'll only get better by studying writing and fucking WRITING. No way around it.
If you wanna be good at something, you do the thing that you wanna be good at. No ifs or buts. You fucking do it. Be creative about mustering up motivation, but you have to practice to get good. It's the only way.
And guess fucking what, after you practice for some time, you'll get better.
Holy shit, who would have thunk?
You'll get better and better until you'll be able to evoke emotions through your writing. You pick up pen and paper / your keyboard and you start writing something that you want to write. And after you're done writing, look up ideas on how to improve your writing.
Worlds most helpful person everybody.
I hate it when I get nice story ideas I want to draw but I can't write the actual story properly. I always create the characters and draw some scenes but then my intrest kind of dies because I can't draw anything new.
You're...probably right. Consistency might be the issue. I've read "War of art" by Steven Pressfield (Highly recommended btw) and the punchline was moreorless "Sit down every day and do the work" Which...admittedly I haven't done in a very long time. Thank you for the pep talk!
>Sorry I don't have any concrete advice here.
Not at all. It actually makes a lot of sense. I'll try going to the beach or something. I'm looking through your site right now. Your colored stuff is hella inspiring. Thanks for making it. If I pull through this, I'll aspire to your level someday!
Eee...On the spot now eh? Just always drew since I was 7 years old, And it sort of...dried up. I think It's cause it always sort of came from an unhappy place inside, Which no longer really exists since I chilled the fuck out. So I've been having trouble getting my art to run off 'positive vibes' if that makes any sense?
>Mozart never sucked tho. If you're not born with genius, you should give up. You'd only be wasting your time.
I'm not sure if I agree with your definition of genius. Mozart was forced by his boarderline abusive father to learn music pretty much from the moment he was crawling around.
Same deal with Tiger Woods who was having golf forced down his throat when he was a toddler.
In the end 'Genius' = 'Time' + 'Effort' and the folks like Mozart just had a head start. If legendary Son Goku-esque prodigies exist I've yet to hear of one.
I like dan's stuff. Whether it's his short comics, the fan work he does for Deculture/Protoculture's Quest over on /tg/, or his Shut in Vampire Bride comic.
This thread is literally a reddit AMA at this point, and some greedy fag has a Patreon and expects us to pay him money.
Not to mention all the /r9k/-tier posting about 3DPD.
I don't care if it's board culture, this thread does not belong on /a/.
The normalfags trying to shame people into having GFs and shit are truly terrible.
But Dan is nice. And I don't think he ever mentioned his patshitreon on this thread, and it's not like he EXPECTS people to pay him money.
I'll never get over it, anon. Pic related.
Dan likes to pretend he's a loser "just like you" but he's so above you faggots on the socioeconomic ladder. Just look at him smugly enjoying all the attention you give him.
>stop trying to have /a/ talk about anime and manga and get rid of off topic threads
>calls me a normalfag even though there are other anons with kids and talking about 3DPD
Do you not realize how retarded you sound?
Anyone who begs for money on the internet isn't a 'nice guy'. Solve your own problems instead of relying on strangers from the internet. Anyone with a Patreon is a fucking scumbag who scams people out of their money for no reason other than 'oh it helps me out'.
You are welcome...but it's still weird how obsessed some of your fans are with Himehorn cloaca & bullying.
Also, your rendition of Risa in the MGNQ 200 pic is possibly the second cutest/least threatening image of the character to exist.
And a bat is a cutest and a best.
Yeah, fuck Wikipedia, fuck 4chan, fuck everyone that ever asked for money on the internet!
It doesn't even matter that he's giving something back to people that help him, HOW COULD THOSE PEOPLE NOT HAVE ALL THE MONEY THEY WANT?
I personally can't wait for the day dan kills himself. But he won't, because unlike real losers, he has too much to live for. He should stop posing as "king of losers" and grow up.
>Anyone who begs for money on the internet isn't a 'nice guy'. Solve your own problems instead of relying on strangers from the internet. Anyone with a Patreon is a fucking scumbag who scams people out of their money for no reason other than 'oh it helps me out'.
No, you don't understand.
Tumblr .gifs are not bad because they're from Tumblr, they're bad because they're low quality, low framerate, low resolution and often have shitty filters.
It's the same as posting screenshots of streams when there are perfectly good torrents available. It's eyecancer inducing.
>he's giving something back to people that help him
What, some drawings? There's a ton of drawfags that do that here anyway without begging for money like a cunt.
Not to mention he's had experience with 3DPD and complained when he realized that women were bitches. Wow, no fucking shit.
But sure, you all can go back to worshipping some normie who draws some anime girls (that must make him cool)
Begging for money is the lowest thing you can do publicly in the internet. It basically translates to 'I'm a faggot who can't solve my own problems, give me money.'
Not to mention none of this shit has to do with fucking anime or manga. If you want to talk about 3DPD, go to /r9k/, if you want to suck some artists' dick, go to /ic/, if you want to ask some e-celeb questions then go on a fucking reddit AMA.
Having a patreon is like internet panhandling, or being a street artist. There are better ways to make money, but it's not a terrible way to live.
Supplying /a/ with waifus takes time and money, especially if you're fufilling some anon's waifu request in those weekly draw threads.
I mean, fuck, do you have any idea how long it takes to learn how to draw well? Would it kill you to throw someone beer or rent money for doing something for you?
>There's a ton of drawfags that do that here anyway without begging for money like a cunt.
>THESE people are doing that thing for free, that means EVERYONE should do too!
That's how you sound.
But hey, keep living off your dad's money.
>He doesn't know what it's like to be so big of a loser that you can't kill yourself from fear of death and the additional burden it would place on your already burdened family
Get on my level scrub
It was 1402004441976.gif
They're easy to recognize. 500 px horizontal, usually under 1 MB are the most common indicators.
This one has a tumblr watermark in the lower right corner.
>Also 2hus are old and busted. Boatsluts are the new hotness, haven't you heard?
About half a novel based on a wrong premise that happens right in the very first sentences... good lord, and I thought I was a loser.
It's really true that not all the boards are equal..
You know, this could make a great manga/movie plot
>tipical NEET loves his waifu
>he makes her a tulpa
>nodoby else's at home, nodoby can feed him
>starving to death
>leaves the house desperate for food
>get found and send to a hospital
>everyone's nice, he starts recovering
>starts his life anew
>finds job, friends, even gf
>10 years later he married, kids and normalfag as it gets
>One day he's alone at home
>Lights go out
>Nothing to occupy his mind, no one to interact
>starts hearing a voice
>can't understanding, get clearer and clearer
>now his tulpa haunts him
The rest I imagine something like 20th Century Boys but weebier
“Does master want Suiseiseki to give him a footrub-desu?” she purred.
“No thank you,” I said. “I’m rather tired. You should retire to your box.”
“But master-sama, Suiseiseki doesn’t like her box-desu! I want to sleep in master-sama’s bed-desu!”
“Not tonight. You’ll do as you’re told.”
“Why doesn’t master-sama have real girls in his bed?”
“Is master-sama’s penis too small for real girls?”
“Why aren’t you saying desu?”
“Does he have to use dolls instead?”
“SAY DESU! SUISEISEKI FINISHES HER SENTENCES WITH DESU!”
“Master-sama showed Suiseiseki his penis once.”
“DESU! MASTER-SAMA SHOWED SUISEISEKI HIS PENIS ONCE DESU!”
“It was too small even for dolls.”
“SHUT UP! SHUT UP! YOU’RE NOT SUISEISEKI!”
With my right hand I snatched a pair of scissors from my desk and mashed them continually into her face. Her little body was smashed into kindling but I did not stop. Until her screams began to sound a bit like my voice, and I remembered that dolls did not scream, and they did not bleed. Suddenly there was feeling in my left hand for the first time in weeks. I lifted it out of the doll’s wreckage, covered in splinters and dripping from scissored wounds. How long had my hand been inside there? How long had I been inside here, alone in my one-room apartment, talking to myself, going mad?
The bolt scraped rust from the latch as I stepped outside. My eyes hurt, god the horizon … it was a deal larger than 19 inches diagonally. But after five steps my breath quickened and my chest tightened and I turned back. Enough for today. Tomorrow I would try for six. A distant memory told me that when I reached two hundred and eighty, I would make it to the bus stop. And then I’d be free of this apartment, of this prison. And then there’d be nowhere in the world I couldn’t go.
Least of all the refunds counter at Moemart in Akihabara. For fuck’s sake. Suiseiseki finishes her sentences with desu.
>Implying I'm a normalfag because I had a kid
>implying you have actually idea of what defines a normalfag
its people like you, you know. being normalfag means using the mass opinion. and its exactly what you shitty seasonal waifu sunday afternoon lolicon shitters do. apart starting watching anime because "its popular" "everyone did it" "it makes me feel at home"
normalfags want to feel at home and accepted by a community. weebs that watch anime just watch anime, and not to kill some time between a PhD exam and a party, but because they fucking love those drawings more than any easy-access endorphine injection you get from your waifu shows
>hey, I LOLed. not an internet lol, a real lol.
Go away 2007
You're a normalfag. There's no reason to bring your shitty personal life with your 3DPD hag into this board.
You are both insufferable shitheads
I like both, and enjoy doujinshi of either
I wouldn't know, it's hard to tell with a page a week on average. I'd rather it fixed its art issues. Fred draws like it's '00; literally zero improvement since the very first strip. I look at a random page and I can't tell whether it's recent or over a decade old.
At lest with Dan you can sort-of tell, even if I can't say I like his newest style.
>fred-chan's job became doing megatokyo
>he still couldn't reliably produce just 3 pages per week
Don't you like my a cutest and best, anon?
I got the only award that matters, anon. Pic related.
>My eyes hurt, god the horizon … it was a deal larger than 19 inches diagonally.
>Haha, man do people even remember Megatokyo?
>It's still going on
>He has only done 100 pages in the last 4 years
>if you expect to find a single person that will be absolutely sincere out there you'll be disappointed.
This is what really gets me. Why do 3DPD find it so ridiculously difficult to simply be honest?
Dan makes me sad, because I feel like I'm just a couple years behind him.
More like if you're so fixated on being with attractive women then you should accept the superficiality that will almost invariably come with it.
There are women out there that are far more genuine than that; I've known plenty of them. They're just the kind that aren't pretty to look at; they're the ones that know they can't use their hopes to get in the wallets of superficial men. Honestly, why wouldn't an attractive woman try to do that? It just makes too much sense.
Go for the uglies, or stick with 2D.
This. If you're that desperate for companionship that you would get chronically depressed over it, an ugly woman is the answer. It won't break apart either since you would both know that neither you or her could do better than each other.
People seldom try to make themselves look better for themselves; it's all done to boost your social standing in some way. Women are far more valued for their looks than men, so it stands to reason that they can derive a lot of power in gussing themselves up. The ones that do that are clearly trying to take advantage of that. Though some people are just born fuck-off ugly, and know they can't use their looks to manipulate peoples' perceptions of them. They tend to enhance their other features, their devotion and love, to an extreme, because those aren't worth as much as looks to so many people.
In broader society, women are valued for appearances, and men are valued for their social and economic standing. It's an economy of societal human value, and it stands to reason, the more cute the girl you're going for, the more money/status you'd better have.
Do I ever. Persona, Atelier, Etrian, I love 'em all.
I named my dancer after my a cutest and a best!
My fondest memories are of EO III. IV had lots of great quality of life improvements, though.
I'm not planning on going any game related comics -- I'm into himehorn bullying and egg-smashing at the moment.
There's nothing new on /jp/. At least /a/ and /v/ have flavours of the month to talk about.
I got around finishing III last season by doing playthrough with Yuuki Yuuna characters and posting webbums of it on /a/, making a terrible party synergise in the endgame was great feeling.
My favorite is II and can't wait until I begin Japanese courses at my uni next week so I can play remake because EO2U localization never. But III was refreshing as fuck with that unique marine setting.
An entire Dan thread and noone posted the old threadcaps?
HEY DAN, IF YOU'RE STILL HERE I WANT TO TELL YOU THAT YOU'RE THE REASON WHY I DISCOVERED 4CHAN.
SO MANY YEARS AGO.
YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY LIFE WENT DOWN THE POO POO CHUTE. I HATE YOU.
But you also led me to Penrobokai and your comics were pretty good so I'll forgive you for it.
The only thing I liked of his was the one where there was that little demon loli that kept getting the shit beat out of her while going on about how Ur-Devils are the strongest, but he went and axed it.
>It's been a month since the Super Bowl
>I still haven't fixed that spelling error
>I have no excuse it's just text losing the PSD shouldn't matter at all
Kongou and Musashi best boatsluts
I eagerly await more "bweh" though. Vampire Bride is all kinds of adorable and amazing.
Dan's new art style is great too. It feel surreal and the action feels fast paced thanks to it.
Dan, yer a trooper.
Love ya man, really do.
Im gonna go re-read Tomoyo´s and your drawthreads because that shit was some of the best laughs Ive had and I havent been able to find something quite like that since (not that I was looking hard).
Not Nana though. It still hurts even now. Fuck you for that btw.
Keep on trooping you psycotic pedophile son of a bitch.
I get a certain FatalPulse feeling/vibe from your new style.
I have my doubts as to wether its a coincidece.
These are about as funny as hitting your toe in the corner of a drawer. And then discovering you had osteoporosis, your toe was broken in 5 places and horribly bent at an unnatural angle.
>you will never be good at drawing
>actually you could be good at it someday but you'll never put that level of effort in
people who are good at drawing, or good at anything really, weren't motivated by a desire to be good at that thing, they put in the practice because they like the activity itself
if you don't enjoy drawing regardless of how good or bad you are chances are you won't ever achieve mastery
>The games over, kid. It was over a long time ago.
I'm confused. Why do you people
>this gets me
So much so easily, just because stuff is meta, or there's a similar person. It feels like you guys are unnecessarily romanticizing it. He seems like a cool guy and all, but when you admire someone and say that it involves them not mindlessly flowing along with something, I feel like you're gonna end up mindlessly following the idea of that person, instead of actually admiring them, and making something of yourself while doing that, without stepping into some unnecessary grounds. Thank fuck for spellchecker, I'm too inebriated for this shit.
I'm doing my best, anon!
It's noon here, anon! I woke up an hour ago.
The bweh is already inside you, anon. It was always inside you!
Is this close enough?
>how come you never come to /jp/ anymore?
Because last time we bullied him to hell and back, since he's become an hypocrite hunting for hugs and living on his past "glory"
I don't know if you know this or not because you can't hear it in the video Moot put on youtube, but during the last 4chan panel when that big collage of old 4chan stuff you drew came on the screen, there was tons of cheering for you.
I'm glad everyone enjoyed the collage. That makes me happy.
I included meido, /jp/. Please don't be tsun.
As much as I sympathize with any anons who are living a life like that
except if they turn into bitter/misogynistic /r9k/ shitstainsplease don't expect everyone here to conform to that.
I have serious brain problems too but I essentially got my shit together in life (sans the brain problems) and don't look particularly bad and am thinking of finding a relatively normalfag partner to cuddle and make genuine love with to help with my brain problems a little. I mean, some anons see positive attitudes like this as "blogshit" when the negative equivalents are actually the same. Don't be that anon.
>normalfag partner to cuddle and make genuine love with to help with my brain problems a little
Are you fucking stupid?
Wait. Don't answer that. I don't want another blogshit response.
Oh you went there
Well I feel a fuckton of respect for the guy for admitting "they just shallowly love status etc. just like we shallowly love their bodies" but really, it doesn't have to be like that on either side.
I'm a heterosexual male, who would claim to have a decent personality, and while I do have limits on what kinds of people I can feel attracted to, determined by their physical appearance, that's not all there is to it. As long as a woman or girl fills the ground quota of physical attractiveness that my subconscious mind requires to feel any attraction, the rest gets emotional/personal/etc., and I'm able to respect a person like any other, and e.g. like them more than a more physically attractive person if I find their personality to be nicer. Surely the same goes for women who also have a decent personality.
I hate /r9k/ for failing at basic logic and thinking they're any better than random 3D women.
You're not fitting in, kids.
Are you a particularly bitter person? Or what makes you assume that a normalfag with a decent personality cannot be had a healthy relationship with? What does "normalfag" mean to you, other than "is not into /a/ culture"?
Thankfully, not every woman with good physical appearance has a horrible personality, just like not every man born to a rich family has a horrible personality.
Really as long as you just *basically* got your shit together, you can be with a very pretty woman as long as she has a normal personality.
Likewise, as long as a woman has basically decent looks, she can be with any rich guy as long as he has a normal personality.
By the way note the double-standard here: it's seen as totally normal for a man to shoot for the prettiest women, purely for their appearance, but when a woman shoots for the richest man, purely for his status, we think she's a slut. Perfect fucking logic right there.
So it goes naturally to say that just as a woman should be content with a man of normal status as long as he loves her, likewise a man should be content with a woman of decent physical appearance as long as she loves him.
It's basic logic; I wonder why most men don't get this. (I am one and I do.)
I should go to /pol/ or /r9k/ with this and see how they react.
>wanting people to settle for 54369th place
Some fat girls actually look quite beautiful when they care for their skin and sense of fashion and all. If they have a pretty face/eyes they're pretty much set I'd say.
I'm also saying this as a total skinnyfag (in terms of taste) and a DFC enthusiast. Just being honest.
Also this sadly implies that if they also have bad skin and not a pretty face then they're out of luck; regarding that I can only hope there is some biological function that makes ugly people see other ugly people as attractive or something. ;_;
How do I unsubscribe from this blog? I don't remember signing up for this.
I'm here for Dan Kim's blog, not that guy's. Where do I unsubscribe?
You need to collectively calm down.