So, how the fuck did this romance happen again? He always saw

Nobody cares about naruto anymore OP it's time to move on and stop trying to make sense of the forced romances.

convenience and an unhealthy obsession

>>121883682
>>121883762
This pretty much. Just a convenient forced romance.

No one else wanted to fuck him and he needed to continue his legacy of edge

I still don't know why they got together. Especially since Sasuke tried to fucking murder her. But it's probably just because of Sasuke's constant ranting about MUH LEGACY MUH CLAN MUH BROTHER. He just happened to know a girl who was strong that could carry his baby. He probably dosen't care about her at all.

>>121883288
Japan was into it and Kishimoto wanted to make a sequel with the kids of this generation of characters. Basically money trumping integrity, nothing new, Sunrise does it all the time since SEED.

Sasuke felt sorry for the dumb bitch, so he pretty much hit it and left.

>>121883288
Mary? Sasuke wants to rebuild his clan. Where do you think he's going? He's gonna impregnate a woman in every village.

>>121883288
Because fangirls

>>121883288
Does it matter?
Best girl got the guy she wanted, so why care about any other paring besides NaruHina

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>>121883288
dunno but their offspring is 10/10

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>>121888004
She's the only good thing about this pairing.

>>121883288
Sakura was the only person other than Naruto who saw whatever tiny shred of good Sasuke has inside despite the fact that he's always been an indifferent prick at best, homicidal asshole at worst toward her pretty much the entire series, and finally melted that cold heart of... hehe... hahahahaha!

I'm sorry, I couldn't type that with a straight face. even if it has like a 25% chance of being accurate

It's probably more likely that he hooked up with Sakura so that she didn't pummel him to death with her insane strength if he decided to do the horizontal tango with that Karin chick from Taka or whatever.

Or go with >>121886324 's explanation. Whatever works really.

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>>121883288

remember how he wanted to kill Naruto? remember how he said naruto was and will always be his best friend?

yeah Uchihas can´t into love or relationship, ain´t saying they can´t love, they just don´t know how. I don´t see any difference at how he treated Sakura, he might as well just be tsundere.

NaruHina had to happen, so since NaruSaku was out of question Kishi couldn't let Sakura or Sasuke be single. How convenient that Sakura was obsessed with him anyway right? Also Kishi and Japan don't care about dysfunctional relationships.

>>121883288
I don't think he loves her even to this day. She's just a means to restore the Uchiha clan.

I'm sure his "journey" is to knock up a bunch of woman and create more Uchihas.

>>121890338
>I don't think he loves her even to this day
It's just a sad ending for Sakura and I don't even like her much. It's somehow unfair that Hinata marries Naruto who will probably shower her with love, while Sakura is stuck with a guy like Sasuke.

Salad is Sausake/Karin's kid and Sakura just got stuck raising her. You speculah here first.

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>>121883288

lol no

He always cared about her as was stated by _him_ numerous times in the first part of the story.

It was 100% obvious they would end up together. Only a complete blockhead wouldn't have picked that up.

>>121883288
Sakura is a huge M.

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>>121883288
It was pretty obvious from the beginning, dude. NaruHina was obvious from part 1, so Sakura and Sasuke happens as a result. You shouldn't even take romance in this manga seriously to be honest. People had to get together for the new generation.

Even though I like NaruHina, I'm still salty about no response to 437, not even a "Wait for me, dattebayo!" I wonder what was running through Kishi's head leaving that so open, stringing everyone along.

>>121890503
Sakura is a realistic woman. She likes being treated like shit. You can't handle realism.

And all things considered what a bitch she was, she still was handled with the kid gloves. Seriously wanted Naruto to chew her out and tell her what a piece of shit she's always been to him and beat her up for good measure to pay her back for all the beatings she inflicted on him.

But unfortunately Kishimoto is a white knight faggot like Oda from One Piece. He believes in letting a female beat up a male protagonist and just let it happen because its culturally unacceptable for a skank to be accountable for her actions. Don't be surprised if that white knight faggot Kishi goes into alleys to give free anal on the side.

>>121891280
>I wonder what was running through Kishi's head leaving that so open

No one enjoyed NS chapter 700 tears more than Kishi. He put a lot of work into that trolling.

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>>121888996
>implying it's Sakuras child

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>>121891387
Yep. Truly massive amounts of butthurt.

>>121891387
Has a pairing ever lost so goddamn hard as NS?

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>>121891555

>>121885404
>no one else wanted to fuck him
lmao faggot. everyone except hinata wanted that Uchiha dick

>>121891630
I think one of the writers made fun of the people who shipped this. I wanted this to happen just because I didn't like Aang. I wanted to see him get cucked.

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>>121891555

>>121891446
Wa-was this posted before the last chapter came out?

>>121883288
He cared about her during part 1. A lot in fact. He didn't show it very often at all, though.

Better answer? Kishimoto is a shitty writer.

>>121891743
Yes.

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The question is, does Naruto truly love Hinata or did he trick himself into thinking he loves her?

>>121891803
Oh what a satisfying read. I can almost taste the delicious tears.

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>>121891862
Both.

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>>121891555
It's inevitable with the latest chapter.

>>121891681
>>121891778
Yep Kishi is shit. However the people who PAID for his manga are bigger shit (the Jap markets mostly). Rarely does a manga's shit writing gets it canceled (like TWGOK).

And yeah, Aang was lame. A shitty bald cancer patient pacifist kid is our hero? He reeked of modern emasculated loser male (then again Avatar's creators are self-hating male feminists).

He only got Katara out of pity, but realistically speaking the only reason in-universe he got Katara was because he was a world hero for ending the 100 Year War (through bad writing) and being the Avatar. Remember what Roku said, being the Avatar was a status symbol that got you pussy.

>>121892054
>a manga's shit writing gets it canceled (like TWGOK).
TWGOK wasn't canceled. Author ended it on its own. TWGOK was still incredibly popular and one of the magazine's biggest series during its final arc.

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>>121888004
Time for some #1 dad sauce

>>121891941
H-how can it be both?

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>>121892054
Stop being butthurt over Chihiro winning, she was best girl and you know it.

>>121892140
If that's true then its a testament to how many people buy piece of shit written media.

>>121892226
There are many testaments to that, it doesn't need to be said.

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>>121892201
Uchiha and Uzumaki household is loaded with ghosts

>>121892217
In the world of anime the female character who beats up, abuses, and tortures a male character typically is the soul mate in most scenarios. No wonder I stopped watching most anime. Japan really loves dignity lacking pussy whipped faggot boys. And I include "masculine" looking male characters in that insult. You think that because Zoro from One Piece looks badass that he isn't a white knight faggot who lets women disrespect and beat him up? Get real.

The call of the white knight faggot (worthy of castration) is strong in most "entertainment" media makers.

>>121883288
It's only a one-sided romance which can happen to anybody. As for Sasuke, it was probably hate sex.

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You crazy Bolt, you just crazy

>>121892333
What does this response have to do with that post?

>>121892333
You're thinking of Sanji, Anon.

>>121892386
>As for Sasuke, it was probably hate sex.
The very idea of Sasuke having sex is completey incomprehensible to me.

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While I don't buy SS in story context, I will be fine with it if sauce turns out to be a hilarious dad

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>>121883288
The one guy capable of killing the treasonous bastard doesn't want to and this was the closest they could get to giving him a life prison sentence.
He also needed an irrationally loyal womb and Karin was out of town and Ino was already mind possessing Sai and fucking herself with his body.

He was just tsundere.

>>121883288
Just be happy that Naruto ended up with Hinata instead of that cunt.

>>121892495
Fine. He masturbated and then imbued his semen with chakra and flicked it in Sakura's direction.

>>121892764
M-Muh P-Parallels!
Muh 698 chapters of NS shipteasing!
I mean, I always thought it would happen, but fuck! I'm not even mad though! She was a total cunt the whole way through the story!

>>121883288
Sasuke used to kind of like her before he became a total edgy faggot, so when he became somewhat normal again he started to think "why not?", after all he knew that she'd love him. And that she's probably the only chick from his old friend circle that does. Add to that that Sasuke is an akward and weird fuckwad that has a terrible time making friends/any social relationship at all and this is what you get.

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>>121892764
I still can't believe it.

>>121892764
The way you phrased it implied that Naruto EVER had a chance with Sakura. Sakura always fiercely rejected Naruto and was never attracted to him. And could you blame her? This simp nice guy loser male specimen? That doesn't get pussies moist.

Hinata was just idealist waifuism for Naruto and shippers. Realistically speaking a guy like Naruto has zero attractive features for the opposite sex. The only way he realistically can get laid is using his position as son of the 4th Hokage mixed with being the current Hokage. You know high status. Take that away and all you have is simpy Nice Guy with no self-respect. And no woman really sincerely likes those traits contrary to what you see in media everywhere that spreads lies about how women like nice guys.

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>>121893005
It was coming, but realizing the fact every day from now on keeps me warm and happy

>>121883288
>let alone have a kid with her
You will never convince me salad is Sakura's.

>>121893283
Somehow Salad looks just like Karin.

>>121893283

>Has Sakura's facial structure
>Even her goddamn shitty giant fivehead
>Same goddamn stupid catchphrase
>Calls her mama which shows her being super close with Pinky

Okay then.

The only reason as to why she sort of looks a bit like Karin is because Karin was a deliberate counterpiece of Sakura. Like the rest of Team Taka to the rest of Team Seven. I don't even know why motherfuckers want her to be Salad's mom, she's even worse than Pink Shit.

>>121892214
Same way he can look at the right and at the left at the same time.

>>121892054
The amount of butthurt is so thick in this post.

>>121891651
Only Sakura and Ino. All the other girls moved on.

>>121893844
>she's even worse than Pink Shit.
Spouting all this nonsense.

>>121891862
Wow, really? Of course he loves her.

>>121890204
Actually, Naruhina happened because Sasusaku was so goddamn popular, not the other way around

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>>121891862
Uzumaki Naruto doesn't pretend!

>>121893230
To be fair, that media is written by male and targeted toward other males. The entertainment industry is male-dominated after all.

>>121892538
any translation for this strip?

>>121893230
>Naruto
>Nice Guy with no self-respect.

Stop projecting. This discussion is about Naruto; not you.

>>121895926
More like it happened because the author planned it that way. Most authors just leave things open ended.

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>>121893230
>A guy like Naruto
I know this is bait, but Naruto is a pretty good guy. He's actually really good looking colored in. He is a "nice guy" but not in the sense that he's nice for pussy. He's nice to everyone. He's also funny, intense, and passionate, which girls like. He's also got unlimited stamina.

>>121895926
There's nothing more amusing then knowing how many people have no idea about what they're talking about. Naruhina happened, because the author wanted it to.

End. Of. Story.

>>121896226
Did /a/ forget that Kishi is a hack? He never planned shit, he just followed his editor's orders. BTW, Naruto never loving Sakura and seeing her as part of his rivalry with Sasuke is a shitty retcon and I don't even like Sakura

>>121896336
It's not nigger. Did you read chapter where Sasuke and Suckura are introduced.

>>121896322
Kishi wanted a narusasu end. Anyway, authors can say any shit they want on interviews. That's called PR. Saying "I don't have any invesment on this manga, it's just money for me" doesn't sound good

>>121896378
Naruto said that Sakura was the girl he liked. That's it.

>>121896283
Ask any fangirl which guy she prefers, Naruto or Sasuke. 9 of 10 will say Sasuke. Also, Sasusaku fanbase is overwhelming female. In fact, most naruhina female shippers just want to get rid of nurutu for allowing their real OTP, Sasusaku, to happen

>>121896446
Removed the last and the final chapters, you'd believe Naruto is still fapping to Sakura.

>>121896595
Naruto is suffering from severe retardation. I still don't quite see what's so great to pair him with Hinata who's actually a pretty great waifu.

>>121896642
Kishi doesn't know how to write romance, or people, or anything at all

>>121896713
Wish fulfillment. Not so diferent from the seasonal haremshit. It's not about the MC, it's about the waifu

>>121896727
I wish people who can't write romance would just avoid the subject altogether. It would improve the quality of the fanbase at least.

>>121896775
Is anime dead?

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>>121892054
>Rarely does a manga's shit writing gets it canceled

>>121896400
where did you get that from?

>>121893230
You serious, dawg?
Naruto was an alpha as fuck protag
Nigga NEVER EVER went back on his word
I wouldn't be surprised if he only went for Pink Shit at first because she was so damn undesirable, not to mention that Hinata was more or less royalty in that village

>>121896997
Out of his ass. Kishi has implied he thinks homos are insane.

>>121896713
He seemed to be fine in the epilogue. He was just socially retarded(Hinata is also not quite right in the head which is probably why normal western girls don't like her).

>>121893230
>Hinata was just idealist waifuism for Naruto and shippers
People into this don't ask for anything more. Actually they don't ask for anything else.
>The only way he realistically can get laid is using his position as son of the 4th Hokage mixed with being the current Hokage
True that but the shonen genre is well known for not being realistic

>>121897184
>He seemed to be fine in the epilogue
Rather meager next to the whole fucking rest of the manga being mentally challenged.

>>121896283
As shitty as the last four or so years of Naruto were, I'd read a fantasy manga by Kishimoto.

>>121893230
Really I remember plenty of female narutards liking the fact he was overprotective and would obsess over those he cares about.

>>121897302
He was strong in comparison to most ninja. I'd say in a warrior society he would be a rather decent prize.

>>121897334
Same. Despite what everyone says, Naruto part 1 was amazing, the art was even better then. We KNOW Kishi knows how to write good manga, it's just a shame part 2 was such shit besides the Pein arc.

>>121893230
Well if you are talking about shippers in general most girls actually hated SasuSaku and shipped SasuNaru.

>>121897448
As long as he keeps it maybe two to three years in length, maybe five I'd say his manga could be okay.

>>121883288

He was just acting tsundere all that time.

>>121896727
Don't make excuses for: >>121896642 This anon is wrong. Naruto has never made a move on Sakura. He never as much batted an eyelash when she confessed to Sasuke again. If he truly loved her Naruto would have been more serious about pursuing her. He didn't, because he never loved her in the first place.

Even this: >>121896400 is wrong as fuck. This anon also is talking out of their ass.

>>121897334
That's because Naruto Part 2 is essentially them all becoming wizards.

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>>121892276
>Itachi will never get to cook eggs for his niece

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>>121897448
I don't why he felt the need to copy the anime's art style over time. I really enjoyed his early art.

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I'm only attracted to Sakura when she's angry, violent, or otherwise destroying shit. I like deceptively strong girls.

>>121897913
Yeah, it definitely suited a manga for ninjas.

If Sakura were to have also abandoned Konoha and completely replace Karin, the romance would probably make a lot more sense.

>>121897430
You're missing the point.

>>121897781
which episode?
>>121897913
yeah it was good too but naruto's cover art face was bit cringe worthy
like i wanted to punch that face everytime i see it

>>121897985
OVA or special game cutscene I think?
Shit was absolutely based

>>121897913
Haku was the best girl.

Shame Kakashi penitrated her, really hard.

>>121897430
You better fuckin' BELIEVE IT
No shit ninja jesus was strong compared to most ninja
Only characters he hadn't outright BTFO in a powerlevel comparison are the progenitor of chakra and Madara

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>>121883288
New SD episodes when?
seriously though i hope we get new SD series that sets in part 3

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>>121898130
>>121897985
Sunny Side Battle, it was an OVA that came with the UNS Revolution pre-orders. You can find the OVA anywhere now though. Shit is trippy as fuck.

>>121883288
Why would she want to marry him?
This entire relationship is the shallowest fucking thing ever.
The first couple seasons explicitly show how juvenile her crush on sasuke was.
Then he goes on to become someone she doesn't even know anymore and pretty much resents...then they become a couple....what?

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>>121898132
>best girl isn't even a girl

That's how great Haku is.

>>121898591
I don't think she married him. Just that he at one point fucked her and poofed for his 'spiritual quest' which was probably the equivalent of saying he was just going out for a pack of smokes.

>>121898716
He is an S-ranked criminal, you know?

>>121898681
Haku was the cutest.

>>121897977
Women fall for dumb men all the time anon.

>>121898756
>He is an S-ranked criminal, you know?
Probably still is in most countries.

Isn't Sakura suppose to be a descendant of the Uzumaki clan due to her ponk hair?

>>121898817
No
She is a civvie

>>121889072
>do the horizontal tango
I have no idea why, but I love this ''idiom'' so much

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>>121898758
Naruto thought the same thing.

>>121898817
No it's pink not Valentine Red.

>>121898980
To be honest, its probably just one of those "being a girl brings dishonor to my family, so I'll be raised and pretend that I'm a boy" kind of thing.

>>121899185
I thought it was one of those 'Sensei doesn't care if I'm really a boy since we spend so much time away from civilization, and forces me to wear skirts and dresses' kind of thing.

>>121899560
>>121899185
It's one of those two.

>>121899590
Maybe it's the 'being a girl shinobi will get me raped someday' the 'of course they'll lower their guard against a cute girl' , or the 'I hope these ninja try to take advantage of the girly looking me ⋆' kinds of things, you know?

>>121883288

He sort of saw her as a nuisance but the fact is that she cared for him and had feelings for him from the beginning and that touched his heart.

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>>121899590
It's probably the latter. I doubt Haku cares that much about his family name, with the whole, father killing his mother and tried to kill him too thing.

He cared about her on some level. It was more obvious in Part one. If he was serious about going through with his retarded plan he would have killed her outright rather than put a genjutsu on her.

>>121896595
Maybe a few years ago, but since then girls actually gained some level of taste, and Sasuke basically just devolved into yaoi bait.

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I don't expect it, but I hope we get at least one cute family moment between them in the new series.

>>121899867
Maybe Zabuza always went on about the virtues of manliness and Haku wanted to do Sensei proud.

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>>121900765
On that note, I kinda wish they would've made some filler that expanded on them traveling together. Maybe have an episode showing how Zabuza managed to train Haku so well to control his kekkei genkai and all that.

>Implying Marrying Sakura isn't a punishment worse than death
And there are people that say that he got away with everything

>>121901225
>Pink haired Uchihas
Truly the worst punishment.

>>121901225
But he left for a pack of smokes and never returned.
He escaped his judgment.

>>121900934
I wish they kept the complexity of the fights and let ninja's be ninja's with magic powers instead of WIZARDS.

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>>121901685
THIS. The problem with shonen like Naruto and DBZ is they feel that the more they explain or over develop a power the better it is, when it really just takes out the nuance and fun of the series.

>>121897781
>Itachi will never be your Uncle
>He will never let you snuggle in his robes when you're tired.
>He will never poke your forhead before telling you goodnight
Why even live

>>121901947
But ki is simple as fuck

>>121901947
That and there was moral ambiguity in the Zabuza Arc that never really returned

>>121902029
Ki is a bit over used. In Dragonball most ki attacks were special, or had a name as if you couldn't just throw fireballs. You had to depend mostly on your fighting skills and wait for a moment to use your kamehameha or dodonpa. DBZ is just kinda "I'm gonna throw a bunch of energy cuz who cares". Sure there's still named attacks, but it honestly just doesn't feel as special anymore.

So Sasuke was only forgiven because it was either punishing him and face the wrath of two gods or letting him go after saying sorry, right?

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>>121902703

>>121902757
Let's be honest here.
Once Naruto dies, the Fifth Ninja War will begin.
The other 3 nations, minus the Sand, will gang up on Konoha.

>>121902930
Good thing he's an Uzumaki. Fucker gonna be living for a long time. Not to mention his children as well.

>>121902930
No because Aliens will show up and Unite Nardo's world even further.

>>121902053
>Antagonist acknowledges how twisted the idea of making prepubescent assassins is.
>Proceeds to brutally kill the gang lord who hired him and bleed out alongside the child that futilely sacrificed himself.
>Heroes never speak of it again.

In all honesty, there were some villains and dynamics that I initially liked about the series. It's just that none of them seemed to revolve around Naruto and his team.

>>121902053
Really? I just remember that big corporation is bad.Kishimoto is communist.

>>121903195
No but the mercenaries were alright people that they had to kill.

>>121903000
And Konoha still has Kuruma.

>>121902053
THIS. A thousand times this. A world of ninja and all the major leaders turn out to be altruistic good guys. what are the fucking odds?

>>121903154
The Anti-Chakras

>>121903388
And the other villages have their biju though.

>>121901225
>a cute girl that will always love him no matter what and has the ability to look young forever

How many fodder samurai do I have to kill to get a punishment like this?

>>121902930
Isn't Sasuke now immortal?

He has the rinnegan and a shitton of sharingans.

>>121903767
Rinnegan doesn't make you immortal. Not even the Sage of the Six Paths was immortal.

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Remember when Naruto was a slice of life about the lives about a bunch of married ninja couples with their kids? Because that sounds like a much better manga

(Your attempts at seduction is useless Hinata! Useless! He is already Hinatasexual 24/7)

>>121902930
Shouldn't all other nations be living in fear that Konoha has two ninja Gods capable of obliterating countries with their ass cheeks and are going to end up uniting their bloodlines eventually?

>>121903813
Did you even read the manga?

He can just use one of the sharingan powers to bring himself back to life and since he has a ton of them.

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>>121903853
Fucking Sai man

>>121903938
The Izanagi ability that negates reality? That only works for events that occur within the last 60 seconds.

>>121903938
Only works for events that work in a certain time period.

>>121904021
>>121904080
Yes, and he can use it 59 seconds after he died to bring himself back to life.

>>121904111
And then he'll die again after 59 seconds. If he's dying of old age he can't Izanagi that.

>>121903740
Cloud has the eight-tails but do you think Naruto is going to allow other villages to grab beasts against their will?

Shukaku may want to go back to live inside Gaara's ass since he was also revealed to be just a giant tsundere teddy bear. But the other beasts might want to be free.

>>121904111
>Dies from a heart attack.
>uses izanagi
>Dies again from a heart attack.
Sounds like shit.

>>121903853
Based Sai.

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>>121883288
Actually my favorite thing to come out of this garbage ending, mainly because so many people are so butthurt about it for some reason. Helps that Sakura is my favorite female in the series so seeing her get her happy ending is great.

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>>121904225
>Sakura
>Anyone's favorite female

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>>121883288
Like this.

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>>121904298
They're all shit, but I've fapped to so many doujins involving Sakura that she became my favorite. Also she punches stuff.

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>>121904334
Amazing what two words can do.

>>121904338
Replace Sakura with Tsunade and it makes 10 times more sense

The worst Sasuke did was kill some no name samurai. Ay stopped giving a shit when he heard Bee was alright. No one else knows what he was about to pull because they were asleep. He did the world a favor killing Danzo.

>>121904338
I've fapped to some female characters I've hated too. Doesn't mean I like them.

>>121904080
>>121904021
>only works for events that occur within the last 60 seconds


Madara was killed, buried and then came back to life using izanami.

>>121904405
I like her too, but I have a thing for pink hair.
>>121904397
He got away with EVERYTHING.
Every
Single
Thing.

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>>121892624
So it was Hinata who came up with the name Bort?

>>121904431
That's Madara. He can do whatever the fuck he wants.

>>121904444
Obito got away with worst shit.

>>121904406
Also if Sasuke gets locked up, then Gaara and A would have to throw themselves in prison too for all the shit they did.

>>121904444
And lived
>>121904493
Obito died so its cool

>>121903853
Sai is best husbando somehow
Karui wears the pants
ST like to troll each other
I think that one's a bit out of character for Sauce but I can see him doing it
And Naruto is purely Hinasexual at this point

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>>121904493
Obito did die. I mean, he still got to be with his waifu in the afterlife but he still died. Orochimaru is chilling right now with not a care in the world.

>>121897473
>most girls actually hated SasuSaku
what

>>121904493
Such is life when you're the coolest guy.

>>121904157
>>121904180
>implying

http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Transcription_Seal:_Izanagi

>>121904431
Still a relatively short amount of time. Also Tobirama probably used teleportation.

>>121904775
Probably only a day passed. And Madara still looked beat up.

>>121904942
Kinda lucky he didn't wake up with Tobirama doing experiments on him or with Hashirama crying over his naked dead body.

>>121898333
Why is trap Neji so good?

>>121904942
Bruises remain after death,they even get more worse

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>>121904469
The name is supposed to reference Neji, Minato, and Naruto depending on if you read it as Bolt or Boruto so I guess they both worked on coming up with the name.

>>121883288
Why did ANY romance happy in this awful series?
Kishimoto can't write romance or realistic couple interaction to save his life. Even the main pairing of Naruto and Hinata had literally 0 development and was entirely one sided until the movie... so a decade of nothing until a forced hook up.

Don't even get me started on how anyone else ends up together, especially side characters who all somehow end up with named characters. It's almost like Kishi just threw paper slips with names of all his characters in a hat then drew them one by one for his pairings.

>>121895926

ss fag please

don't you have a post about the movie being filler to make?

>>121891630

not even

zutarans death was swift. ns suffered for months

>>121905229
He wanted for Naruto to become a father, and to later write about his kid, that means that he needed to pair up Naruto with someone and that other characters had too in order to have other kids to play up Bolt with.

>>121892054
I feel like buying the last manga volume after this post.

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>>121891743

what do you think

can't just sasuke implant his rinnegan into somebody else and control him with the rinnegan?

>>121905347
He should have just had Boruto in a civilian high school instead.

>>121893230

jesus, the projecting

>>121896446

he said he understood why he liked her because she wanted sasuke's acknowledgement, so it's not a retcon

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>>121905409
But then he wouldn't be able to make his otp canon.

Also pairing up the minor characters he doesn't give a shit about was a convenient way to show them together in the epilogue without wasting much time on them.

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>>121905347
Toriyama did it better

>>121905392
He can do that by simply sticking some chakra rods in corpses. No need for any transplant.

>>121903853
Sasuke's is super OOC, but the rest of them seem on point, especially Naruto.

>>121905531
Sasuke and Naruto are not his otp though. He thinks homos are mentally insane and they are.

>>121906316
Thing is that we don't know shit about post-edge Sasuke other than a gay monologue, a forehead poke and that he saved Kakashi's ass from becoming the hokage of the hidden village in the crater hole.

Who even knows if he actually mellowed out and ended up becoming a semi-decent husband. I honestly never expected that I'd see Vegeta dancing at a birthday party or becoming the most powerful he has ever been because someone slapped his wife.

>>121905531
I keking right now thinking how Kishi see Sasuke as the female in his homoerotic fantasy.

>>121905534
>Toriyama did it better.
Nice joke. Both of them are bad.

>>121907016
>I keking right now thinking how Kishi see Sasuke as the female in his homoerotic fantasy.
Sasuke should have been female from the start. Would have made everything better.

>new novel
>the heroes of the war are Naruto, Kakashi and Sasuke
not Sakura
>NS mad all over again
BRAVO
R
A
V
O

>>121907784
Is Sasuke really a canon war hero?

Also,
>not coolest guy

Wait until Naruto becomes hokage and makes Obito Day a mandatory holiday.

>>121905534
Goku & Chichi was a joke on Goku thinking marriage meant food. Naruto & Hinata had good development that can be counted on one hand.

>>121907923
You can say everyone had their own contributions but Naruto is the MvP of the war. The moment he arrived on the battlefield everything turned around.

>>121907957
Goku/Chichi just looks bad in retrospect because of how much of a shitty husband and father Goku ended up being.

Let's just hope that being named ninja president got rid of all of Naruto's retardness.

>>121907784
Those novels are even more sexist than Kishi own work, I'm impressed.

>>121888996
is sasuke kong wenge? kek

>>121907923
>coolest guy
Where the fuck did this stupid forced meme come from?

>>121908411

The manga. It was more like "he was an awesome/cool guy", but that's how it was translated. And it's pretty funny

>>121908464
Ok but who is this referring to?

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>>121908548
Who do you think?

>>121908548
Obito.
The coolest guy.

>>121908548
The guy who killed his parents and Neji, caused the Uchiha to get wiped out, manipulated Sasuke and Nagato into becoming evil assholes, and started a world war that caused thousands of deaths.

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People shipping Naruto with Sakura were being stupid.

Sakura could never get with Naruto because Hinata existed. It was obvious since the very first season he would be with Hinata unless Kishi pulled some twist, she was created for this sole purpose.
Kishi also simply would not end the manga with Sakura single, so who else other than Sasuke would she end up with?

Honestly, the infatuation Sakura had for Sasuke when they were younger was very superficial and based solely on his looks and cool attitude, and she never had any other reason to like him because he fled, there was no development between the two that could be used to excuse the fact that she still liked him until the end, this makes the whole relationship awkward and forced.

She liked him when they were children because he was the cute boy of the village; He never displayed any attachment to her the whole series; No development happens between the two and in the end they are married and have a daughter... Yeah, this is very weird.

IF Kishimoto was a good writer he could have introduced a new, interesting male character with a charismatic personality and have him develop a relationship with Sakura over the series, Sakura would realize her love for Sasuke was childish and pointless and the new guy was someone much better for her and in the end they are together, happy and fucking like rabbits.

>>121908411
>stupid forced meme

Naruto calling the guy who killed his parents the coolest guy and a jutsu involving a bunch of naked men were the only good things to come out of making Kaguya the final boss.

>>121908126
>Goku/Chichi just looks bad in retrospect because of how much of a shitty husband and father Goku ended up being.
No it was always pretty bad. The fact that even NaruHina comes off as bit better really says something.

because Japs have to pair people off in flash-fowards due to marriage and family being as much as a social imperative as paying taxes. Staying single is considered deviant, socially abhorrent and downright weird behavior for the role models of the series.

They pair him off with whoever seems the most convenient, because in reality its not far from how Japanese marriages still work, chemistry or not.

Naruto the Last is terrible.

>>121908751
>No development happens between the two
It was by far the most developed pairing in part 1, it's after edge and darkness kick in that it all goes to shit and gets nothing but negative development until a forehead poke.

>>121883288
NARUSAKU FOREVER! I'm not even kidding.

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>>121908963
>NARUSAKU FOREVER
>Implying it ever began

>>121908876
>because Japs have to pair people off in flash-fowards due to marriage and family being as much as a social imperative as paying taxes. Staying single is considered deviant, socially abhorrent and downright weird behavior for the role models of the series.
But that's true for most socities including my own.

>>121909010
The entire movie is an asspull to bring Naruto and Hinata together.

>>121909064
I agree, but people will never admit it if they like Naruhina. I didn't ship anyone because it's cancer.

>>121909048
well I am not sure about your country, but in the west it wouldn't be obligated to pair up childrens cartoon characters with a wife and child out of fear of promoting deviant behavior.

>>121909064
True. In a perfect world, Kishimoto wouldn't have needed to write a movie to show how Naruto and Hinata fell in love.

>>121909064
You are right. Naruto and Hinata would have just ended up together and everyone would just accept it and move on in a perfect world.
But that sounds boring.

How is it okay for Sauce to travel the world anyway? Kakashi might have granted him presidential pardon but he's still a war criminal in literally every other village territory.
If there would be only one name left on the Bingo Book it should be his.

>>121909263
Hinata didn't even confess (such BS). Naruto literally watches Hinata's memories to come to revelation. The movie ruins all the character development.

>>121909263
He didn't had the need. SP wanted to do it because they get a hard on by shipping Naruto with pretty much anyone.

Hence all the NaruSaku teasing in fillers and nearly every single movie having a tsundere female OC that ends up falling for Naruto.

>>121909381
Because in Naruto no one faces consequences for their actions, and everyone gets forgiven no matter what. Fucking Orochimaru got away with everything, and it was never even brought up again.

>>121909064

The movie made it perfectly clear that Narusaku's biggest obstacle was Sakura herself and not Hinata.

She never gave up on Dr. Snakes even though he attempted to murder her like 2 or 3 times
(that really could've been handled better, WTF Japan)

>>121909381
Do you really think anyone would dare fuck with him now?

>>121909404
I expect them to make "Naruto the Last 2" spin offs where Naruto gets paired with every character.

>>121909430
>Fucking Orochimaru got away with everything, and it was never even brought up again.
I still can't believe that.

>>121909381
Because literally nobody in the entire world can pose a threat to Sasuke and Naruto.

>>121906835
He's still tsundere. Probably not as tsun as before, but like so direct like that? I doubt it.

>>121909434
Neither her or Naruto ever gave up, they were both completely delusional.

>>121909400

because she already had

>>121909381

why not?
apart from Naruto and Toneri, there's no one even near his power level in the whole ninja world.

>>121909381
He's a war hero.

And why would other villages even have a problem with him? He only stormed the kage summit to rid the world of Danzo, A was more pissed at Bee than he was at Sasuke.

Not to mention that all kages are too busy being gay for Naruto to give a shit about some overpowered Mexican hobo

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>>121909064
Someone sounds really, really mad their ship didn't get together.

>>121909595
Oh I am totally NaruHina, but the ends do not justify the means.

>>121909400

Naruto is dense as shit and you wanted more confessions??

(he's almost Goku level of naive-ness when it comes to love)

>>121909400
>Hinata didn't even confess (such BS).
She did in the flashback dude.

>Naruto literally watches Hinata's memories to come to revelation.
So?

>The movie ruins all the character development.
No, it doesn't.

I can understand people who aren't interested in romance finding it to not be their cup of tea, but you are just bullshitting at this point.

>>121909630
I know what you mean. NaruHina won really, really hard. A movie, merchandise, 2 kids, everything that NaruSaku wanted. 437 will always bother me though.

>>121909592
That beautiful bastard.
How often did he have loli!Anko?

>>121909630
If not then what is your solution? If it was not for that genjutsu lake how would we have gotten that amazing scene at the end of the movie where they are running through their memories together.

That was one of the best parts of the movie.

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Is Sasuke autistic? This is actually a serious question. I really think Sasuke is autistic. The roundabout nature of his character would make so much more sense if Sasuke was revealed to be autistic.

>>121909381
Rock:
>"I'm Sorry"
>"Thanks for getting rid of Deidara for us, now fuck off"

Cloud:
>"I'm sorry"
>"Bee is the one you should be apologizing to, not me, specially since I also have attempted to kidnap people in order to steal their powers"
>"I'm sorry"
>"Help me with my new rap record and it's all chill"

Sand:
>"I'm sorry"
>"My husbando Naruto forgave you so I forgive you too, not to mention that I have a higher "innocent people" kill count than you do. By the way, how do you get Naruto to notice you?"

Mist:
>"I'm sorry"
>"Want to fuck?"

>>121909697
>437 will always bother me though.

Was that Hinata's confession? The fact that he didn't even address it? Now that is Kishi's fault. Naruto should have said something, even if it was to show that his misunderstood it.

Doesn't matter now though.

>>121909830
Yeah, the confession.

>>121909822
Cloud:
>"I'm sorry"
>"Bee is the one you should be apologizing to, not me, specially since I also have attempted to kidnap people in order to steal their powers"
>"I'm sorry"
>"Help me with my new rap record and it's all chill"

He's also the reason the Raikage doesn't have an arm and he killed one of their men even if may not have done it he is responsible.

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>>121909806
He's the kind of person you get when a kid watches the person he loves the most kill his entire family, then he gets beat up and mindraped by that person, and instead of psychological help all he gets is a pat in the head.

>>121909936
Or, he's just autistic.

>>121909891
Cloudniggers tried two kidnap Konoha lolis twice, fuck 'em .

>>121909630

You mean the two years it took for Naruto to actually realise? It was unrealistic, even for him. Unfortunately Kishi is an enormous prude

>>121909999
Nice quads.

>>121909630

I liked the way the movie handled the whole thing. I was grinning like an idiot the whole time they were together, specially on the flashback scenes.

>>121909891
Cloud also tried to kidnap two little girls at the very least for their child prostitution ring.
Almost risked peace treaty for the second known one.

>>121910067
The movie is a homage to NaruHina moreso than plot.

>>121910065
It's the truth though.

I'm eagerly anticipating more filler after the final battle and after the epilogue for slice of life and random mission shenanigans.

>>121910126
And Hiruzen's decision was to bend over, send one of his own citizens to die and apologize for acting in self-defense.

He probably let Danzo fuck his wife.

>>121910183
Given how fucking long this filler is going to be I imagine they'll be able to start with Bolt as soon as the Naruto-Sasuke fight is over.

>>121910142
Hinata confessed her love during the pain arc right?

>>121910214
Probably just tired of war. Not like they let them have the eyes since they had a convenient replacement.

>>121910375
Yes. And lo and behold Kishimoto never expanded upon it in any way at all.

>>121910436
Why did A even risk another war just to get the jobber's eye?

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>>121910483
>Yes. And lo and behold Kishimoto never expanded upon it in any way at all.
yeah he had a habit of doing that or rather not doing that

>>121910483

he's already said several times that he's terrible at writing romance.

I hope the guy that writes the Bolt manga is better than Kishi since the Ninja War arc was absolute garbage.

>>121910700
It was reverse harem, Jiraiya forbade it because it made him feel gay.

Did the americlaps come out with a better camrip?

>>121910574
X ray vision is always nice have even if you are still a jobber. Plus gentle fist is a great crowd clearer when mastered.

>>121910700
It should have been Rasenshuriken.
It makes sense since it destroyed Naruto's hand.
And it would make the training under Jiraiya worth the time.

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The butthurt will never die. I don't even give a fuck about shipping it's just hilarious to see morons act like the manga equivalent of War and Peace was just irreparably ruined out of nowhere.

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>>121911621
I refuse to believe these people are being serious.

>>121911688
This is the only non-fanart I've come across after a cursory search of the relevant tags on dumblr. If I keep going I can't guarantee the safety of my sides.

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>>121911785
Whoops

>>121911621
Isn't that old though.

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>>121911825
It's all new to me. I avoided these threads until I had finished slogging through the manga.

Take your Naruto tumblr shipping crap back to tumblr.

>>121912039
At least there's entertainment value here. There's still threads about haremshit and "Which gril a best /a/?" that are literally the rehashing of the same vapid points made in the last 50 threads.

>>121910700
>Naruto trained for 2 years and said he had a new jutsu
>we never see it
>he also accomplishes more during smalltime training for rasenshuriken and sage mode than he did in 2 years

Naruto threads have more interesting discussion and content than 70% of the other threads on /a/.

People like to bash Naruto threads because "it's just the right thing to do".

We have thinly, very thinly veiled hentai request threads, waifu of the season threads and ecchi/hentai dumps 24/7 and no one says a thing about it.

>MODSS DELETE THIS NARUTO THREAD
>Why?
>NARUTO DOESN'T BELONG HERE, IT'S SHIT

>huuurrr bodies made for sex :D

/a/ might as well be the most hypocritical and stupid board of 4chan, along with /pol/.

>>121912039
>shipping
You speak as if /a/ doesn't do that with every other seasonal series.

>>121912576
You were doing so well until the /pol/ part.

>>121893844
she's from an ancient clan with huge chakra pools and weird as fuck vitality, she's strong and is actually useful.

Sasuke wants to "remake" his clan, why the fuck would you believe he would fuck weak ass sakura insteadf of golden DNA girl???.

>>121911280
It actually was worth the time ,he was really strong.

Is just that Sauce cheated 'cause orochimaru overclocked him with drugs and weird experiments

>>121912698
I'm not saying they are hypocritical about everything, but they do sound like stupid children sometimes.

>>121899806
Her "reasons" to have feelings for him were weak as fuck and dowright nonsensical as the story went.

And suddenly he is fine with her despite telling her to eat shit 3 chapters before.

It's called shit writing anon. For your explanation to work you need to abandon reason.

>>121893230
>Naruto
>Beta
>No attractive features
>Zero Self-respect
Maybe during Part 1, and that's a big maybe. I seriously doubt a guy with no self-respect would ever turn-down and scowl at a girl that he had a crush on for a good portion of his life.
Also, even if he was a bit beta and keeps to himself when it comes to social matters, like not being able to call-out his friends to hang-out and would just watch movies/play games in his apartment all the time he does still intervene when he sees it fit. (Like what he did with Konohamaru and as of the Last Lolinata)

>>121897302
>Mentally challenged
Not really. He's socially retarded, but he's actually pretty smart in other areas. 10+ years in a romantic relationship should solve this
>>121896713
>Hinata is also not quite right in the head
Let's see:
>2 years after the war and she would rather knit him a scarf than hang-out with him
>Naruto invites her to a party, she storms out cause it's a fucking party and not a date
>Nardo has a new scarf, oh no he has a girlfriend time to cry myself to death even without concrete evidence
>Toneri beat me up. How do I beat him? Use Naruto, who just confessed to me as a scapegoat so I can enter his castle and destroy a weapon, rescue my sister while beating him up.
No shit sherlock. She's fucking lucky that the competition for the Narutobowl was so stupid and no one realized that spending time with him would win them the guy, rather than spamming him with gifts.

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>This was the best part of Naruto

>>121914465
>Toneri beat me up. How do I beat him? Use Naruto, who confessed to me as a scapegoat so I can enter his castle and destroy a weapon, rescue my sister while beating him up

Actually, this was really solid on her part. She had finally heard what she had wanted to hear for so long from Naruto, but was able to keep focus on the mission and saving her sister. It kind of shows a bit of character growth, her being able to say no to Naruto.

>>121914551
While I do agree with your post, that it did show growth for her, saying no is very different from using someone that trusts you like no other as a scapegoat. And it's still pretty retarded logic-wise, since she still has no control over her Senjutsu and can't destroy the superweapon, unlike the guy she used as a scapegoat in the first place. And finally, why did she expect that Naruto would even save her after that? If Sakura wasn't there, Naruto would have went to Earth and fired the trigger for the Chakra Cannon himself.

>>121914642
>Scapegoat
I wouldn't say she used him as a scapegoat. She was at the forest because she planned to go with Toneri anyway. If you remember in the caves when he whispered to her, that was what that was about. It just so happened Naruto was there when Toneri came to pick her up.