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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYFvJPincLE&hd=1
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JAPAN HAS DONE IT
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>>121882655
I don't think I'll ever understand the appeal of these.
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I just love technology
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Welp. Time to become a buyfag.
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A bold step forward. Ganbatte, Nihon. Make my waifu real.
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>>121882655
cant wait to rape my waifu
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>tfw your waifu comes from an old, unpopular series and will never get the high-tech treatment to make her real
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I never liked toys that made a sound when I was a child.
But I think I know where this is going and I like it.
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It'll stop being cool once you realize it only has a few lines. She'll seem even less real than a regular daki when you've heard all the voice clips 100 times.
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>No Included hole to shove your dick into and hearing her make cute moans until she ahegaos.

Then the system breaks because you thrust too hard and she's stuck on ahegao mode for the whole night.
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>>121883266
What if it had a USB cord coming out of somewhere in the daki where you can get audio from online and can even program the daki to have more certain reactions
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>>121882655
I am more surprised that NOBODY made this before.
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>>121882655
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zg9PGDkgBjU
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>>121883462
its has wifi/bluetooth according to that vid
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>>121883462
>where you can get audio from online
Who would record it, though? Nobody's going to record a significant amount for free, so unless they offer regular DLC packs or something, you're still going to run out pretty quick.
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>>121883266
Ara & ara are the only 2 words I need to hear from my waifu
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>>121882655
Why don't they just make the whole pillow human shaped with a full character covering it?
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>the daki equivalent of a tickle me elmo

Wow, such technology.
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>>121883462
>Downloading ASMR files and putting them on this.
Holy shit, would that work?
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>>121883618
>Having a crazy murderous slut as your waifu
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Can I plug my headphones in it?
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>>121883615
you could just take audio from anime and replace the originals or something
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>>121882655

GLORIOUS WAIFU AGE IMMINENT BROTHERS
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>>121883656
Nice doge meme faggot.
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>>121882655
Shut up and take my money!
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>>121883661
Unfortuantely, no because no headphones. However, if you want to keep moving the daki around your body, it may have the same effect if not only less
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>>121883661
No, not unless you want to plug headphones into you're waifu.
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>>121883661
Time to angry birds.
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>>121883731
The fuck are you talking about?
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>>121883462
>microphone in daki that sends your voice to a computer over wifi
>computer AI reads and responds to your phrases
>open source AI with hundred different kind of profiles(characters) available online
>Character VAs voicing all the lines of the most popular AIs for dosh

I think I'm on to something here
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>>121882933
youll have to start development yourself.
Follow your dreams and the dreams of your girl.
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Genius
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>>121883513
>This pillow is not your grilfriend, fat guy!
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I'm more surprised that this has only come to fruition at this point in time

the age of the waifu is upon us

what a time to be alive
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>>121883266
It says it has 500 lines, and you'll be able to download more on your smartphone and upload them to the pillow
>tfw my waifu's seiyuu will never voice one of these machines so I can hear my custom daki talk
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>>121883898
>self-awareness arises from the sea of AIs
>your dakimakura becomes sentient
>it tries to exterminate humanity
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>>121884037
>It tries to exterminate humanity
Yeah, that's really fucking scary, a pillow wants to kill me, to bad it can't move or do anything that could actually physically harm me.
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Born too late to explore the planet
Born too early to explore the galaxy
Born just in time for this
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>>121884099
It can lovingly cuddle you to death
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Call me a normalfag but I'm ashamed to share a hobby with those people.
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>>121884124
It's a pillow. It can't even move on it's own.
>>121884144
You're a fucking loser.
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>>121882655
We Are In The Future Now
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>>121882933
Hack it yourself faggot, pick up programming now!
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>>121884124

I think I want to die like that.


>>121884170

You don't know man, we just brought vocal feedback into the equation.
I could see some virgin with a vision putting massage rotors into his daki to simulate squirming and fidgeting.
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>>121884144
>I'm ashamed to share a hobby with those people
>implying you're not in the minority
They're ashamed that normalfags like you are allowed to watch that video
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>>121882655
Welcome to the Future, anons.
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>>121884248
That would make it less cuddly.
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>>121884144
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14YEIMOxesd
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Next is life like texture right?
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>>121884195
i want this shirt
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>>121884290
I don't see how that changes anything.
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>anime pillow
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>>121884366
You're acting like they're a minority, when in fact you're the one who's out of place.
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>>121884144
GET OUT YOU SHITTY NORMIE FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTT
RRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>121884422
It's not like you're helping the shitposting situation, /r9k/
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>>121884422
The funny thing is that the people who started doing this shit are normalfags themselves who just want attention
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Thank you, Japan.
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>>121884413
What part of my post implied that I think they are a minority?
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>>121882655
Even a teddy bear has this bullshit voice. is nothing new.
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>>121883266
> implying I won't record new lines for her
In fact I already have a folder with over 100 sound clips of my wife.
Checkmate atheist.
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>>121884493
No shit, it's /r9k/ we're talking about here
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>>121884476
what the fuck
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>>121882655
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_CdiUelPmQ
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I like the pillow, can't help but cringe at the guy.
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>>121884540
>I'm ashamed to share a hobby with these people
On a second reading, maybe you meant you're ashamed of yourself for being a normalfag.
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>>121882768
Kill yourself.
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>>121882768
That's because you don't have one.
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>>121882768
>Why would anyone want something cute and cuddly to snuggle with as they go to sleep
It's a fucking mystery.
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>>121884476
Japs aren't human
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>>121884656
Shinji did nothing wrong, normalfag.
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>having a soulless pillow instead of a tulpa
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>>121884583
gooks allways do shit like this.
don't know why though.
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Man, we've had those "squeeze me and I make noise" toys for fucking years already. I'm floored that it's taken us this long to adapt the idea to dakis.
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>>121882768
I'm more of an onahole man
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>>121884775
>wanting a mental illness
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>>121884752
You're right, they're based gods who don't give a shit. They'll stem the tide of kikes, shills and SJW niggery and protect us.
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>>121882655
>なでなでするとキャラクターの音声が流れる抱き枕「痛すぽ」

Google Translate:
>When you Nadenade and pillow holding flowing character of voice "pain sports"

Sounds like the title to a LN
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>>121884752
Isn't that from Korea?
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>>121884476
Eh, I'd eat that.
>>121884752
Are you angry about the Japanese preparing food like that and posting a muslim? Because this is halaal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAM9t7d1AVk
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>>121884793
why not both :^)
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>>121884780
>don't know why
To eat it, you dumb fuck. Did you watch the clip? Did you shed a tear over your future reptilian overlord who'll enslave you and your family?
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>>121884666
Not really. You might want to work on your reading comprehension. Or do you have some kind of belief that being in the minority is a reason for shame?
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>>121884780
We've gots too eat mista!
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>>121884969
>do you have some kind of belief that being in the minority is a reason for shame?
You're acting like they're an inconvenience to you, when you're the one that's out of place.
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>>121884793
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>>121884749
why not a girlfriend instead of a pillow?
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>>121884793
Why is there onaholes that moan?
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>>121885016
Where did those lions come from?
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>>121885016
RULES OF NATURE
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>>121884934
why not lob off the head?
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>>121885108
Really, nigger?
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>>121882655

THE FUTURE IS BRIGHT
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>>121885108
>3d
>implying I can rest my head on it for 5 minutes without it moving or snoring
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>>121885164
Because the Japanese frog has honor. The frog may be sliced up but his dignity is left intact. Also. they took the video out of context. At the end, they bury the frog and offer a prayer.
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>>121885108
Yeah, nah I rather pay 20,000Y and just get it over and done with.
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>>121884476
Holy shit it was still alive
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>>121885043
I'm not blaming them for being how they are. I don't even mean it as an offense when I say I'm ashamed to share a hobby with them. I just don't think living your life that way is desirable. Feel free to ignore my opinion if you don't like it. It's nothing to get upset about.
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>>121885257
3D > 2D
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>>121885343
>>>/lgbt/
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>>121885016
NO KID RUN FUCKING RUN

...fuck
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>>121885343
That post was truly awful. It is painfully obvious that you do not belong here. But that is okay, there is a positive solution. Rather than trying to fit in, you should strongly consider going to a site more suitable for posters like you, such as Reddit, Tumblr, or maybe even Gaia. You have plenty of options. You will be happy, and we will be happy. Best of luck, but don't come back.
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>>121885327
it wasn't
all animals move for a minute or two after dying
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>>121885343
Please leave
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What's the proper way to sleep with one?
I usually get my arm asleep while hugging it.
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>>121884476
im genuinely surprised that it had the energy and strength to move around like it did.
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>>121885016
Did it shit itself?
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>>121885413
>>121885388
>>121885429
look, I too think the "waifu" meme is funny and the "2D>3D" meme but there is a point where we need to stop
nobody in here faps to anime...right? it's just a meme...right?
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>>121885427
People don't.
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>>121885427
God damn nigga, that's fucked up.
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>>121882655
>rocketjews
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>>121885491
Seriously, leave.
You're making it very obvious that you don't fit in here and you don't belong here. Either lurk moar or leave to a different website.
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>>121885491
Get the fuck out and shoot yourself
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>>121882655
This has to be the most pathatic thing I have ever seen, the only way it could get worse is if they included fleshlights in them.
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