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What habits have you picked up from anime and manga?

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What habits have you picked up from anime and manga?
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>>121745954
Fucking my little sister
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>>121745954
I drink a mix of Isopropyl and apple juice.
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>>121746009
Fuck me too
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Eating a shit ton of curry.

Ignoring female friend i knew liked me for years
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Being beta as fuck and not being able to stop drowning in bitches
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>>121745954

I constantly wear sunglasses, even while sleeping.
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I say tch whenever I get annoyed. When I realize what I had done I feel embarrassed.
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I will not hesitate to offer my assistance to a lady who is being harass by delinquents in the streets.
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>>121745954
Having shit taste.
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>>121745954
i fuck people up with one punch
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>>121745954
skipping class, being unmotivated and just generally sucking
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>>121746118
This made me laugh way too hard. Literally in tears.
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>>121745954
I run like Naruto
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"Ehhh" has become one of my many overused phrases

pic unrelated
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I say ite whenever I get hurt.
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I watched Free! out of boredom but it ended up making it a habit for me to go to the gym after class.
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>>121746312
Are you gay?
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>>121745954
Wanting to become a little girl
becoming a little girl
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>>121745954
When I get raped by tentacle monsters i scream "Yamete~!"
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"I guess it can't be helped."
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>>121746110
That's not inherently Japanese...

It's called sucking your teeth.
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>>121746209
I do that at night through the halls of my dorm.

It's very enjoyable.
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>>121745954
I pray to itadakimasu before I eat
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>>121746392
shouganai also worked it's way in my dictionary.
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I started a co-dependent relationship with a qt chick from hk.
I'm shooting for a double suicide.
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>>121746110
You mean "tsk", right? If you actually say "tch", congratulations, you are a faggot.
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>>121745954
Wearing the same set of clothes day in, day out.
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>>121746517
It has nothing to do with anime and manga.
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>>121746482
Tch.
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>>121746542
But the reason I do that is because I'm busy watching animu and shitposting on /a/ all day.
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>>121746517
>reading exclusively childrens gag mangas and childrens battle manga
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>>121746583
I've never seen an anime that took itself seriously and wasn't shit.
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>>121746444
You have GOT to be fucking with me.
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I do the Shaft head tilt.
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>>121746640
How are you alive?
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Love for children
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>>121746221
You are not alone
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>>121746221
I do this as well
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>>121745954
I sit in the backrow near the window
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>>121746720
I am alone
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>>121746414
Is that so? Interesting.
>>121746482
"tsk" or "tch" it's all the same thing to me. What's the difference anon-sama?
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>>121746824
you are (not) alone
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>>121746824
Ehhh...
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>>121746221
I kind of make the "eeeh" tone with my mouth, but not actually say "eeh". Makes me cringe thinking about it
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I sometimes answer 'ah' like they do instead of saying 'hai' (yes)
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Reading comics/webcomics from right to left. I was shocked how quickly I adopted this method, considering I've been reading the opposite way my entire life.
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Reading multiple books a week.
Sewing arm and being edgy.
Reading books.
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When they're eating I get hungry and have to go grab somethingat the kitchen
specially when eating ramen :Q
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>>121746945
>Sewing arm and being edgy.
How does one act edgy?
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>>121746989
By sewing their arm. Maybe.
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I've been unironically called a tsundere.
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>>121747003
to what?
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im kind of living the hikikomori NEET life...
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>>121747022
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>>121746914
this
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most autistic thread of the night
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>>121746482
It's "che" isn't it? The japanese pretty clearly pronounce it that way in the more drawn-out versions.
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>>121747068
We haven't even started talking about cross-dressing, though.

My panties are black-and-grey stripes.
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>>121747068
its 10am you fucker
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>>121747068
I feel like every time this thread is posted, someone posts something like this
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>>121745954
I make Jojo poses when alone at random times. It's hard keeping it in check in public.
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>>121745954
>>121746221
I say "teehee~" while doing this pose whenever I made a small mistake.
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>>121745954
wear a buttplug in public.
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I push my glasses up with my middle finger.
I do the gendo pose.
I pray to itadakimasu before every meal.
I take off my shoes when entering a household.
When hurt, I say "a ta ta ta ta"
If I bump into somebody, I say "gomen"
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When I got my first job at a store I had to constantly fight the urge to bow to people slightly.

In fact I wish I could bow in the west in general, since being able to physically show gratitude or remorse seems very handy.
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>>121747082

>having only one pair

That's pretty gross dude, you need to wash them at some point

>>121747113

It's 3:34am you britbong faggot
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>>121747172
I nod to every single person I make eye contact with. Close enough?
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>>121747171
>I take off my shoes when entering a household.
Isn't this normal?
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>>121745954
>What habits have you picked up from anime and manga?
I listen to people speaking and then just go "mhm" like in anime.
90% of the time people are just content with that, in fact people just want to be heard.
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>>121745954
I always using the phrase "denwa" instead of phone. And sit like this

I also call my brother with "-kun".
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>>121747174
I meant the ones I'm wearing, anon!

Tee-hee!~
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>>121747171
ALL PRAISE LORD ITADAKIMASU
>>121747200
americans don't do that.
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>>121747198
I don't know because I almost never make eye contact with anyone.
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>>121747200
Not for Americans, it isn't.
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I sometimes rub the back of my neck like the producer from cinderella girls while one of my eye is closed, in hindsight the one eyed closed part is something I probably got from those cocky bad guys but the the only person I recall doing that is accelator.
>"what, a dissapontment..."
>"is that really all you got?"
>"that was a waste of time."
I actually read those lines in my head when asked with a question I didn't hear.
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>>121747214
Depends on the state.

Anyone with a clean floor doesn't want people walking around with dirty fucking shoes.
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Before every meal, I grab my chopsticks, slap my hands together and yell "ITADAKIMASUUUU!!"
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>>121747211
Did your butt start hurting too?
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>>121747172
I just give little nods whenever I meet someone. Basically bowing without looking autistic.
Also Gendo pose and pushing up my glasses with my middle finger.
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>>121747171
I swear everybody calls you faggot behind your back.
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>>121747214
>>121747229
Maybe if you're barbarians. Most people I know talk off their shoes at the front door.
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>>121747212

I bet your boypussy is just aching for my hot throbbing cock to unload inside you
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>>121747261
Maybe
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>tfw got used at nods and other forms of nonverbal communication
that's what you get for being deployed for 5 years
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>>121747297
>Maybe if you're barbarians. Most people I know talk off their shoes at the front door.
In Italy you take off your shoes at home, but if you visit someone's house, you either just keep your shoes on, or they give you slippers to put under them.
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>That feel when you've exposed yourself to so little social interaction that you've started adopting general japanese mannerisms over western ones
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>>121747322
To where?
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>>121747322

How many arabs did you shoot you brave american
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I say ohayo gozaimasu when I meet up with friends in the morning
I say yare yare daze like Jotaro from Jojo's when something annoys me.
I do Jojo's poses when I get bored
I often say nani instead of what
I say so desu ka in response to people telling me something I don't give a shit about.
I tease friends by calling them -senpai when they go on a rant about something.
I nod my head slightly and grunt instead of just saying "I agree"
I eat way too much curry

There's probably more but I'm embarrassed enough realizing I do the shit I already listed
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I roll my eyes up and stick my tongue out when climaxing
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Before I eat, I always clap my hands and yell "RUB A DUB DUB THANKS FOR THE GRUB".
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>>121745954
Sitting like L
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>>121747171
Literally a weeaboo
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>>121747433
>I'm embarrassed enough realizing I do the shit I already listed
Fuck that noise man, you only have one life to live.
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>>121747433

I bet your friends talk shit behind your back.
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>>121747613
>Implying he has friends.
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>>121747433
Reading this made me feel ill
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None because I'm not a weeb loser.
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>>121747613
That would be hypocritical considering they do some of those things as well

>>121747770
Yeah, I don't blame you.
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>>121746040
this
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It's not as cute when a obese 29 year old man does it though. My social worker did put it into my file though and it helped with my benefit claim
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>>121747132
i do the star platinum "ora ora ora ora!" while looking at myself in the mirror
fucking hell
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>>121747898

That's hilarious.
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I do a lot more peace signs.
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>>121746914
Pretty sure it's "un".
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Does anyone else do the thing where you climb a ledge or pull yourself up onto something and say "Oto"?
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What's /jp/ doing in here?
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>>121747913
I can't watch/play anything that involves a character punching really fast without thinking or doing SP's ORAORAORA.

Jojo's has ruined me.
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Saying "Hai" instead of "Yes"
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Frequent shrugging with eyes closed.

I never used to do this.
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"It can't be helped"
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>>>/facebook/
>>>/soc/
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>>121746392
>pink panties

they're supposed to be black seethrough
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I do practice swings for no particular reason.
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>>121748279
>Why don't you get a job anon and stop watching cartoons for children?
"It can't be helped"
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>>121745954
Running with a toast in my mouth.
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>create a facebook account (I had no choice, needed it for school)
>decide to look around
>girls who watch anime? wow!
>basically edgy goths
>they talk about being sugoi and kawaii

>>121747171
>pray to itadakimasu
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I enjoy reading things aloud in a Wakamoto-like Engrish voice.

Only in the privacy of my own house, of course. I conceal my fucking power levels.
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>ORAORAOROAROAORAORA when doing something fast


>have sex
>about to blow
>ORA!
>OROAROAORAOORAOROAORAORAORAOROAORAROAOROAROAORAOROAORAROAORAORAA
>ORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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severe social anxiety and pissing in bottles
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>>121745954
None.
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"tchi"

just that. It's tsk in my language, but tchi sounds better
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>>121745954
Wearing kneesocks
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>>121747229
>>121747214
muhricans confirmed for animals
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Masturbating with the figure of my waifu in my left hand.
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I molest my little brother.
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Joseph engrish in Stardust Crusaders.
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>>121746009
>>121746022
Man what the fuck?

>>121746640
Impressive...
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Pen Spinning
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>>121747161
What anime? Must watch.
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Alcoholism.
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>>121745954
i explain myself by saying 'it couldn't be helped' whenever i happen to fuck a family member
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>>121747211
Why does she sit like that?
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>>121747132

Why are we doing the same thing? Don't tell me this is the work of an enemy stand!
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When I'm getting fucked up in co-op games with my friends I yell out tasukete
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>>121745954
>How many people did you kill after watching all those violent movies?
Literally nothing OP. Anime is best fantasy. Not real life.
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i unironically greet people with "yo"
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Why, /a/?

Why do you no longer hide your power level? What happened?
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>>121746013
what anime is that?
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I started hating people more.

And the Shaft tilt
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>>121748722
Naruto.
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>>121748752
>not already hating your fellow man
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I start conversations with moshi moshi.
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>>121748709
everyone (mostly girls) being into entry level anime.

god SNK is a huge magnet for them.
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I now wear weighted clothed when I do my martial arts training.
15lb each leg. 15lb each arm.
20lb vest. 20lb belt.

>inb4 lol bullshit
It's really not all that much considering it's not dead weight.
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>Client pushes a new requirement on us at the last minute
>Everyone complaining
>Figure it'd be too much of a hassle to push back
>"It can't be helped" with a shrug
>Get praised for having the sort of "can do" attitude the company apparently needs more of
Alright then
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>>121748707
I know this feeling, sometimes i realize what i'm about to do and then end up with a normal greeting after 3 or 4 seconds of silence, i sound autistic as fuck
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I have a brother complex
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>>121747898
Top kek
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>>121747229
It isn't all that common in slavland either. I'm pretty sure britbongs don't do it either.
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>>121748892
Kill yourself.
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>>121748707
That's perfectly normal for a bong
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>glasses adjust with middle finger
>gendo pose
>sit like L (good for the back)
>sit seiza (good for the back) (can do this indefinitely, even on hardwood.)
>squat to look at stuff and chill
>wear cute dresses with tights
>bought thigh highs, mild obsession with socks developing
>obsession with cute pantsu
>subtle cosplay (hiding in plain sight)
>eating fried eggs near daily
>don't care if I panty flash people while riding a bike in summer (actually enjoy it; this is just like my taiwanese fingerpaintings)
>also, using a bike as primary transportation, despite having a car
>drink a lot of tea. Between 4 and 10 cups a day.
>enjoy shooting guns, carry a knife, want to buy a bunch of cute guns once I get a job/money
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>>121748905
As a britbong,I can tell you that people will take their shoes off unless they're only going to be there for less tan 15 minutes or so
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>>121748199
>Jojo's has ruined me.
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>>121748709
Tumblr happened

>>121748940
post dick
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>>121748940
>sit seiza
how the fuck can people do this for any amount of time i will never understand, it hurts so much
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>>121748634
Try squatting on your chair once in a while.
It's actually really comfy for a couple of minutes.
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>>121745954
Chronic masturbation.
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>>121748707
>>121748871
>Embarrassed to say "Yo"
This isn't Japanese.
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>>121748940
>doesn't say itadakimasu before eating
You'll never catch up to me at the rate you're going.
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>>121748940
>>gendo pose
Every single time.
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>>121745954
When I readjust my glasses, I push it up at the bridge using my middle finger. I feel an odd mixture of both awesome and "like a total faggot" when I do it
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>>121748614
Sounds like SYD
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>>121749088
Oh that's good then, because the thread's specifically about things from anime and manga, not Japan.
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>>121749017

What part of your leg hurts from it? If knee/ankles, you should improve your flexibility. If shin, you should lose weight, fatty. I've sat like this for years so it's super comfortable for me. It takes about a year to adjust to it completely. Since it's good for your back, you should start practicing!

I can also do that pose like seiza but with legs out. Pic related. This is uncomfortable for more than a few minutes, though.
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>>121749159
*Readjusts glasses

Heh, your move, KID.
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>>121748709
Anime went mainstream. No reason to hide anymore, for most people.
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I started making "hmm" noises whenever I think.

>>121747132

So do I, it's just too much fun.

>>121748984
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I tend to use the last thing someone said as a question
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>>121749254
>Anime went mainstream.
Incorrect.
>No reason to hide anymore, for most people.
Absolutely unacceptably disgusting.
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Being a muscular manlet.
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>>121749254
>No reason to hide anymore
ayyy
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>>121749309
Actually that's something I learned to do to hide the fact I'm a socially awkward introvert. By doing that (and a couple of other tricks), I can contribute to a conversation with out actually contributing to the conversation.
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>>121749351
Mind sharing mang?
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>>121745954
When ever I go on the dancefloor I always bust out Jojo poses for some on my dance floor.
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>>121749351
Doesn't that just make you seen stupid?uire omi mardir
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100 push ups, crunches, squats and running 10km every morning so far for 6 months.

I haven't noticed any changes so far except I've been hungrier lately.
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Saying "Yare Yare" in my mind of course
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>>121748940
>panty flash bike

stop traumatizing everyone, you fucking tranny, no one wants to watch your bulge
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>>121749475
>10km running
jesus nigga do you live in some farm state or something
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>>121749475
Do you have any photos of yourself before you started this? You might not be noticing the changes, because they're so gradual.
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>>121749501
Treadmill?
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>>121745954
Going around my house then all of a sudden jump into a pose and yell BOOSTO!
Also saying to myself "Mendoksai neh" when I get shit things to do at work
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>>121746334
Fucking this
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>>121749501

Rural New Zealand, its not much really, we used to run anywhere between 2-5kms for PE in intermediate and high school.
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>>121749475
>10km running

fucking hell, can you do full marathons now?
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>>121749544
>2-5kms
>in intermediate and high school


bloody hell, we ran a kilometer tops, and that was once a year.

We did 400 metres laps every week in primary school though.
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>>121749189
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

GET OUT NORMIES
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>standing on high places like a ninja
>shaft tilt
>smile like a retard and look at people when they ask something trivial
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>>121749475
Tried it for 4 days after reading that chapter.
Had to go to the hospital.
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>>121748624
Well I was a bit of an alcoholic before I watched anime. Started drinking more when I really got into anime
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I say ara ara ufufu~ while half-covering my mouth with right hand
Once piece style glassesadjust
slavesquat
jojoposes (but as a joke cause I'm straight)
homu instead of OSU
Shaft tilt
>>121748722
/k/-on
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>>121748905
In Poland it's polite to let your guests leave their shoes on, but it's also polite for the visitors to take them off. Everyone takes off their shoes at their own place though.
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>>121749567

Well that's probably not the norm of school around here, but we had a really lazy PE teacher who couldn't or wouldn't think of a proper PE routine so she just had us running for anywhere between 20-40 minutes for PE.
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>>121748259
Well that's pretty normal.
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>>121749396
Sure I can give a couple of tips

>If you have trouble making eye contact, don't dart your eyes randomly or stare at the floor. There's a spot in between their eye brows you can kind of stare at. It makes it look like you're making eye contact when you're really not
>Mix up responses between repeating what they said as a question, and rephrasing what they said. But don't do this all the time, spread it out in the conversation or it becomes too obvious. This conveys to them that you were paying attention.
>Really asking questions in general is good as it encourages them to keep talking, while you don't have to say shit.
>The key to a good fake smile is raising the corners of your mouth.
>You can practice small talk when you're out and about. Just hide your watch and go ask someone randomly for the time in the street. Or comment on the weather or whatever the fuck at a bus stop.

There are other nuances too, I've picked up like body language and being able to sense the mood but that would take a much longer write up
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>>121749489

Sometimes I wear spats under my dress.
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>>121749629

I tried the spot between their eyebrows thing, apparently it makes me cross eyed, maybe its not the same for everyone else but its worth looking out for because it makes you look really silly.
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>>121747198
m'lady
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>>121749638
Being a fujoshi is a thing but this is too much. This is heresy! Misaka really corrupted the young.
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>>121749638

i hope you have pictures
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Started taking Moonspeak in college and a bit of it has turned into regular speaking habits.

>say "Eh?" instead of "Huh?"
>occasionally do the "Heeeeh?!" when surprised
>started using what our instructors claim are Japanese hesitation sounds instead of "Uh" and "Um".
>occasionally slip and say "Nani?" instead of "What?", same with some other single word phrases

It's not even intentional. We have nearly hour long classes 5 days a week where we aren't allowed to use anything but Japanese, so it basically becomes a force of habit.
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>>121747383
>roger
>not "ryoukai"
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>>121749657
You could try practising that trick in the mirror (or just eye contact in general)
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>>121749702
You've got an excuse to be autistic at least
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>>121749702
>occasionally do the "Heeeeh?!" when surprised

cringeworthy
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>>121748940
>glasses adjust with middle finger

That's an anime thing? I've been doing that since I first got glasses. I also refuse to contribute my squatting to anime, I wholly blame STALKER.
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>>121749691

Indeed, I have an entire folder of Kanbaru.
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>>121749702
You at least have an excuse unlike the rest here.
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>>121749763
Silly anon, this just means you were destined to watch anime and browse an anime board.
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>>121749738
The teachers are really big on intonation with that one, so it ends up really sticking with you. Luckily that one only ever slips when I'm alone or hanging out with somebody from class.
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>>121749475
how is your hair?
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Saying "awawawa" when getting shy.
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>>121749605
>>121747433
>>121747211

cringe fucking worthy. You guys should be ashamed
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>>121749657
Try to not look then in the eye, but instead look at the direction of their eyes. Its what i do.
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>>121746392
I didn't even realize for a while where I had picked that up from
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I go "PUNYUUUU" whenever I see a cat
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>>121749767
Stop being a lesbo
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>>121747433
>I say ohayo gozaimasu when I meet up with friends in the morning

I'm pretty sure that's how you address your superiors, not your peers.
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>>121748832
SNK =/= SnK
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ITT: gaia
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>>121749787
Reminds me of a girl I used to know named Midori who liked anime.
Either get parents were huge weebs or it was a strange coincidence.

She was black so the former probably wasn't that likely.
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>>121748940
Literally me except guns
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>>121749702
>>occasionally slip and say "Nani?" instead of "What?", same with some other single word phrases

Did that once with "naruhodo", shit was really embaressing
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I sit Japanese style.
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>>121749922

If loving Kanbaru is gay, I don't want to be straight.

Really, though, I think anime has had an impact on my sexuality. I also like shy beta guys with plain looks.
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>>121749807

Ponytail.
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>>121750246
What the fuck is that
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>>121749475
Start lifting weights, rather than wasting your time. You have the drive to do physical activities, point it in the right direction.
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>>121750488

Rural NZ, no gym access.

Also
>>121750441
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>>121750527
I'm semi-rural NZ myself, 40 minutes drive to the gym. It's worth it if you want to improve your body.

capcha: pebro
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>>121750623
>40 minutes drive to the gym

Homegym. Probably cost less than a year of gas doing that.
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>>121747154
Unless you are a girl you should stop that
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>>121750623

You have a point, thanks!
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>>121750327
I d-don't trust you. Baka fujoshi
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>>121746110
I don't think that's japanese. At least it's something normal where I live...
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>>121746110
I don't think that's japanese. At least it's normal where I live...
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>>121750686
You can do it bro. The only limit is yourself.

>>121750650
One day. I'm not sure how permanent my residence is and squat racks are hard to move around.
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>>121749702
I studied german and tried to teach myself moon at the same time. I ALWAYS got them mixed up, when I was searching for a word. I'd usually catch myself before I said anything, but it got really annoying.
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>>121745954
Saying itadakimasu before eating.
Saying tadaima whenever I come home.
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>>121750833
That's why when I picked up moon, I made a conscious decision to not fuck with other languages until I decided I was done with moon. Learning it's tough enough without other languages going through my head to fuck with me.
>>
domo
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None, I separate anime from real life.
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>>121748443
I thought I was the only one.
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I started learning Jap but that's so I can watch my gook toons not for speaking around people.
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>>121749205
Everything hurts. I can do the splits and other flexible things. Its just not natural to sit like that you autist.
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>>121750488

>>121750441
>>121750527

Should grills lift weights?

I think she's telling you she's a grill
>>
I can now dunk after watching KnB
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>>121750327
>I think anime has had an impact on my sexuality. I also like shy beta guys with plain looks.

So that was the point of harems.
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>>121748367
>I had no choice needed it for school
Iktf. Can't wait for May to come so I can deactivate mine.
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>>121745954
I started a diet for the first time in years because they're all so slim
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>>121749629
The key to a good fake smile is not raising the corners of the mouth, it is the corner of the eyes crinkling a bit.
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>>121745954
I've learned how to apologize very well.
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>autistic blogshit up for 5 hrs

This has nothing to do with anime or manga.

Sage and report, Mods get your ass in here and ban OP.
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>>121748924
Nice maymay.
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>>121745954
I started cracking my fingers a la Tokyo Ghoul.
I can't stop, anons
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>get compliment
>put hand on the back of head
>yahaha~~
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>>121746009
yeah, me too
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>>121748833
I tried doing that, but its really hard to find cheap weighted stuff that you can move comfortably enough to actually work out in.
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>>121751478
Fuck off.
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This is not really a "habit" but I started buying Dr. Pepper and eating donuts because of Steins:Gate and Shinobu.
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>>121745954
I became 2D
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>260 posts
It's still not too late to check em, /a/.
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>>121745954
"ite"
"in anycase"
"never mind that for right now"
"ehhh"
"ah!"
"can you call me onii Chan?
" can you call me sensei?"
"she's actually 1000 years old"
"even if you say that..."

ughhgghGHGGHHGG!!!!!
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I really hate to admit this, but I've started acting like anime girls. If a guy starts picking on me, I start to adopt a really passive-aggressive, tsundere-like attitude. Similarly, when I get praised, I act really embarrassed basically like >>121751518.

I would just like to stress that I am a beta and NOT a cuck. It's tough being a two-dimensional, 13-year-old girl though.
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>>121745954
even though i dont have glasses i pretend to push up the bridge of my glasses

fuck you log horizon
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>>121751816
For fuck's sake, at least get one of those fake pairs of Ray-Bans so you don't look like a completely stupid ass.
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>>121751733

My sister tried to call me onii-chan once. ONCE.

I told her, we're not Japanese you call me by my first name. And even if we were, you use Nii-san.
>>
I had a girl do this.
it was hot but she was a fucking cow...
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>>121748940
I will marry you anon
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>>121751909
You're correct, you're not onii-chan but faggot-kun.
Sisters really have no respect.
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>>121751968
Right?
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>thread STILL not deleted

DUBS TIME
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>>121747171
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playing Yu-gi-oh, online mahjong and jrpg
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>>121751592
>I started buying Dr. Pepper and eating donuts because of Steins:Gate and Shinobu
Don't worry anon, i started eating a lot more apples and drinking more ale because of Spice & Wolf.
I'd say this is more a result of anime induced cravings than habits, but eh.
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>>121750327
Do you have a bf? Wanna get ntr'd?
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>>121752095
>tfw there is no Dr. Pepper in my country At least i've never seen one in here
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>>121747171
doshdet
>>
Saying 'Check 'em' at random times.
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>>121752151

I don't know what's worse, living without genuine Dr. Pepper, or living in Texas.
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>>121752277
Nice
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>>121752277
>>121752277
>>121752277
>>121752277
>>121752277
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>>121752277
>>121752388
Finally.
Fucking blog autists need to go back to /soc/.
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>>121752388
>>
>>121750488
>cardio
>wasting time
get the fuck out faggot/femanon im not cutting for you
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>>121752151
You're not by chance an ausfag as well are you, cause by god i see Dr Peppers every once in a blue moon around here.
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>>121752445
dat 5
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>>121752445
I don't know if that was a get or not.
Anyways: CZECH EM
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>>121752485
>>121752445
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>>121752511
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I do that whole "backwards one handed wave while walking away" thing.

No one's called me on it yet.
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>>121752445
These threads have virtually never been deleted before. Get out and stop trying to change /a/ to suit your tastes newfag.
It's obvious you're just looking for an excuse to dubspam like you do on /b/. If you feel the need to do so so badly, I suggest you stop trying to derail threads here, and go back to /b/ where you can post your dubs all you want.
>>
Smoking
Waving to people behind me while walking away
Being a hikki
Masturbating infrequently
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>>121752810
>These threads have virtually never been deleted before
Hi, reddit friend. How is your first day on /a/?
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>>121752810
>stop trying to change /a/ to suit your tastes
>not wanting blog threads is "changing /a/"
Kill yourself.
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Low-level Shaft head tilt.

Also, "It can't be helped".

And the glasses push thing.
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>>121748722
boku no sora
boku no woto
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>>121752810
>i want my off-topic blogshit to stay
Sorry, 2015-poster, that's not how /a/ works.
Now look at these, until the mods finally do their fucking job.
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All day
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>>121752976
>>121752954
>>121752846
off by ONE
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>>121753011
Sheeeeeeiiiittt
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>>121746009
surprised more people don't tbh
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I yell "SWORD GET LONG" as loud as I can before masturbating
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>>121752954
And I curse this thread with no more dubs until I say otherwise!
>>
I report blogshit with autistic stories.

Anyone else?
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>>121749017
Should be like me and sit cross legged all the time, I even do it when sitting in chairs.
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>>121753124
Ah, the hell with it. This curse is too much hassle.
>>
My standing and walking posture started incorporating chuuni mannerisms in the past couple of years. I think the first David Animation Jojo anime triggered it and it won't go away since my otter mode build lets me pull it off perfectly.
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>>121746009
there goes my coffee omg
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>>121747174
Nopan~
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>>121753189
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>>121753124
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I speak Japanese because of anime.
Also I live in Japan because of anime
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>guy walks past me really fast
>HE'S FAST
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when someone goes wrong I sometimes say kuso or someone pisses me off I say mata ku
when I'm morally against something I say kudaranai

kill me ;_;
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>>121753338
>kudaranai
it rolls off the tongue so nicely, based rolling r's
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'hooo?'
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I call my friends "bakas".
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>>121746261
>>121747171
>>121747433
>>121751608

boy, you guys are a bunch of faggots.
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>>121753264
I feel like you're mocking me but the one time I went full chuuni for my buddies, they were all reluctantly impressed and we all agreed that I should never do it again because it made everyone's skin crawl since it was so out of character for me.
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>>121751518
>put hand on the back of head
I did that once in 3rd grade, and my mom yelled at me for it. Haven't done it since.
>>
>>121748308
I recently got a job and now I barely have a chance to watch my Chinese cartoons. It's a nightmare.

I now can buy stuff, though.
>>
Meeting mysterious people who then show up in my classes.
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>>121753639
I don't see any 8 but check mine instead.
>>
Sometimes when I'm thinking out loud to myself I go "eto~" instead of "Umm"
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>>121753592
What kind of shit hours are you working? I go to college full-time and work part-time and I still finished Shakugan no Shana II in a week.
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>>121748307
Kei-chan?
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>>121745954

I've slowly become less of a shut-in freak. Which is weird because, y'know, anime.

Maybe its natural development that's just parallel to me browsing 4chan, but you guys have been a net positive in my life.
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>>121746914
>ah

That's not how it works.
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>>121747214
>>121747229
>>121748542
To tell you the truth the only reason some people don't do it in the US is because they live in the south and they don't stop over somebodies house just to sit and have tea, everybody down there does some kind of manual labor so nobody really gives a shit if you go into their house with shoes on since it's already dirty as shit.
Most people take off their shoes in the US, but it depends on where you live and how nice your house is and who exactly is coming over.
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>>121754058
I'm basing my knowledge on TV series like Friends and that one GTA V ad.
>>
Super saiyan powerups when pissing at the urinal.
>>
>>121745954
In my daily life if I see something that resemble an anime I said out loud "Just like in my chinese cartoons"
>>
Have fun with your spinal problems retard.
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>>121748581
>Das gross!
>...

Fuck off faggot.
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>>121753199
>omg

Are you sure it wasnt a juice box? Faggot.
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Find myself inexplicably drawn to women above 6 foot
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>>121751493
This
>>
Do those ever exist in anime and manga?
>>121754600
>>
I hide in the bathroom to avoid human interaction when I feel my spaghetti is about to overflow
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The way high ranking marines never use sleeves of their coats.
Though, I only do that if I get too hot while working outside and the weather is too cold to actually take the coat off.
>>
>>121753864
I can get hard sometimes. I'm juggling university and 2 part-time jobs and It's a struggling trying to keep up with the 22 shows I'm watching this season and the 2 I'm knocking off my backlog. I'm only just now getting to monday's shows.

I want to pick up more stuff from this season but at this point I'm not sure I would be able to keep up if I did.
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Jesus Christ, this fucking thread. Kill yourselves.
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>>121747171
kill yourself
>>
>>121751747
Nice try King of Duds.
>>
>>121748634
her butt hurts....
>>
>>121748722
boku no google search
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>>121755028
You don't have dubs. You don't have power.
Faggot.
>>
This thread reeks of MAL or Gaia.
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sup
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>>121755555
He's still got it.
>>
>>121746040
Actually this.
>>
Cracking my fingers like Jason from Tokyo Ghoul.
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>>121745954
eating my little sister's PUSSYsmegma while she humiliates me for being cut.
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>>121755555
OH MEIN GOTT
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>>121754801
ofcourse
we just need to keep looking
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>>121755555
Fuck
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>>121755777
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>>121755555
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>>121755555
das it mane
>>
>saying mhmm, and huh and shit
>wearing skirts and kneesocks
>doing the fucking peace sign and thumbs up
>sometimes winking for no reason
I didn't even realize why I did all of this until now.
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>>121755555
>>
>>121746009
Tell us your story because i only managed to brush her teeth and kiss her on the lips occasionally.

She's 17.
>>
>always say ORA when i do something
>>
>go to Japan
>half this shit is normal behavior
>you and your Japanese friends can laugh about differences in customs
My friend introduced me to some of her friends, and seeing them try to awkwardly shake my hands was phenomenal.
>>
always say yosh when I'm about to do something
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>>121749638
Where the fuck do you even buy those? I really want them.
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>>121745954

Edgy fashion with my school uniform
>>
My friends and I often call each other "chan", "kun", "senpai", etc. as a joke. It started when none of us watched anime. I'm not sure if I'm the only one who does.
>>
>>121756438
they were probably watching in secret
>>
>>121756431
Underage bait pls go
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>>121755555
I see through your gimmicks now oh mister king of games! You've got your hand in the code!
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>>121747264
these
>>121747433
>I often say nani instead of what
I've done that a few times accidentally, but only with close friends who know how much of a faggot I am.
>I tease friends by calling them -senpai when they go on a rant about something.
Only fellow weeaboos.
>>121748307
Don't, you will die.
>>121748707
This too.
And tons of small chuuni habits in walking, sports etc.
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Greeting people with "yo!"
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Patting girl's head. Some of them don't like it at first but they don't mind later so it becomes a habit for me at high school. I'm at the country where most population is Islam. If I can do it there, you can do it everywhere too anon!
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I definitely adjust my glasses more.
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>>121756288

I have one pair of underarmor spats I got from Marshalls. I suppose Dicks would have them, though they'd be expensive there. They're super comfy, anon, you should get them.
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>>121757597
Turkey doesn't count.
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>>121745954
None.
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>>121757634
not if you have an erection
not when your dick is 20cm while erected
no anon those things are not comfy, only on women
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>>121753565
The fuck's wrong with your mom?
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>>121749935
girls cant resist terry bogard
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>>121753864
There's also housechores, some time with friends and /a/ as well. My days are fucking busy.
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>>121757718
She didn't want a faggot for a son.
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>>121757706

It must suck to be the inferior gender, then, anon.
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>>121751608
>*sigh*
>.....
Get out.
Or is this the neo-/a/ everyone talking about?
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>>121757827
....wow
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>>121757790
it does
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>>121757634
I've never even heard of those stores. Wish I lived in the US man.
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>>121757648
It's Indonesia, shit country yes.
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>>121757139
How do people think this is an anime thing? Using yo as an informal getting is extremely common. I live in New England, maybe it's a regional thing.
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I've been studying nipnese for a while now, and sometimes I mix spanish/english/japanese because I'm retarded.
I do the shaft tilt and cringe at myself when I notice.
And I'm fucking my fingers with the kaneki fingercrack. I'm gonna kill myself
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>>121751388
Oh shit, that's good. I'll write that down
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>>121758050
Yo pare de aprender lenguajes cuando aprendi espanol, y nunca coji mi clase de mandarin seria, i regret it.
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I respond to any kind of surprise by screaming and beating people with sinks.
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>>121746456
Dream big my friend.
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>>121758085
Si tienes la motivación podrías retomar, friend.
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I sometimes greet people with "Hoy". I'm tall and have a deep voice, so I think I can pull it off.

When something annoying happens, I make a "kha" sound. It's like my version of "tsk".

I don't wear glasses often, but I adjust them with my middle finger when I do.

I completely stole Light's casual wardrobe (from death note).
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I hate weeaboos. I don't conisder myself a weeaboo, I'm actually Japanese for real, well almost. I will be when I live in Japan though. Right now I'm studying japanese, japanese history and I'm following Bushido, the way of the warrior. This is why I hate weeaboos that know 5 words in japanese and use them all the time, kawaai baka DESU NE MOTHERFUCKER. I'm actually trying to become Japanese for real unlike all these faker wees. FUCK YOU WEEABOOS

So my question is, how good are my chances of becoming Japanese for real?
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I wear cute androgynous outfits and I've gotten to to the point where me falling asleep in my classes is "cute" and people just choose to let me snooze
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>>121758258
cuck a japanese
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drink dr pepper and put mayonaise on stuff
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>>121758283
Fujoshit plz go
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>>121747433
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>>121758258
>Being this in denial about being a weeaboo.
People like you are the worst.
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>>121758339
But I'm a guy
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>>121747530
How very inappropriate.
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>>121758401
Dude, that's copypasta.
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>>121746209
Me too, it make me feel free and comfortable.
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>>121756133
>brush her teeth

I remember the last time an anon got this far.
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>>121757980
Try doing it in a Spanish talking country, cucklord. Yes, I do it
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Is this cancer or irony?
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>>121758050
And I'm fucking my fingers with the kaneki fingercrack.
Mi blanco. Es adictivo.
>>121757139
Also this
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>>121758499
absolutely cancer
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>>121747307
But but....that's gay, anon!
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>>121747171
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>>121747308
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>>121758201
>la motivación
tristeemoticon.gif
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>>121746334
This so fucking much
I just constantly feel like my glasses aren't straight
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>>121758499
cancerous irony?
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>>121758462
>Spanish speaking country
Why would I ever want to go to a shithole like that when I can go vacation in Nippon instead?

>cuck
When will this meme die?
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When I'm taking a test in,and I get stuck on really hard problem,I get out of my seat and yell BANKAI in front of everyone
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>>121746920
same here
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>>121758664
My sides.
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>>121758918
Why would you learn to read when you don't have teeth and are pathetic enough to be a regular user of 4chin?
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>>121758790
Stage 4, malignant.
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I sometimes bump into random girls and land on their croth/boobs. Some of them transfer into my school the next day and most of them fall in love with me.
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>>121759068
Are you retarded?
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>>121757706
You have no clue how nice Under Armor boxer briefs feel then, they have a bountiful pouch for the dick to sit in.
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I use 'kawaii as fuck' occasionally. Also once used 'doki doki' while describing a lap dance.
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>work in research lab
>long day
>finally finished with the last analysis
>quietly mumble 'Yattaaaaa'
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>>121759491
kill yourself
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>>121759241
You are retarded
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Oh my god this fucking thread is so disgusting. I didn't think so many of you were this retarded.
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>>121745954
ara ara
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