You just need to pat her head, anon.
>implying other monogatari threads are any better
It's the same waifu wars shit as always.
why hasn't anyone shopped her belly preggers yet
just to get a little variation on the picture, I have fapped to it so much, its bound to get boring one day
but it is not this day
I hope you meant to finish that sentence with belly
Could you afford paying child support to your waifu?
>having your child(ren) and wife be taken away from you by another man have them be taken care of by him
>I'm n-not a cuck! I'm responsible!
I never said anything about the child, if he can't keep his waifu satisfied and happy and needs another man to do it while he pays for it he's a cuck.
>having taken away
what If it doesn't work out between you, you'd rather stay together unhappy? Is that what you'd want for your waifu?
even if you are married, how do you raise a child and keep a wife without any money
You have to be pretty beta for that to happen. You're probably having second thoughts about your waifu, you just don't love her, who is she? I bet she'd make a fine addition to my harem.
I'll rip out your guts if you lay as much as an eye on my waifu fucking subhuman haremist scum
that being said its just a trauma because my parents got divorced while I was a child and my father never had any money
I don't understand people who are into piss.
What exactly turns you on about it? Do you like to watch the girl pissing? Do you want her to piss on you? Do you want to drink it? Is this some masochistic humiliation thing or not?
I never really thought about it. Exposure maybe? Just kinda happened.
>What exactly turns you on about it?
It's something "embarassing" and done out of sight (some people are paranoid about being heard too), which makes it interesting.
>Do you want her to piss on you?
Maybe, not on the face though.
>Do you want to drink it?
but maybe have a taste by cleaning up.
>Is this some masochistic humiliation thing or not?
Not for me.
But I know somebody who'd do it all the way, so I could ask him.
Also everything piss related is (obviously) better in 2D than in 3D. I delve much deeper into the fetish there, than I would in 3D.
Holy shit, why I have I never imagined any of them in glasses before?
Also, why does Yotsugi get included with the loli's so often. Shes not one, shes a doll from a 100+ y/o corpse.
m8, have you forgot this episode?
It's depressing that someday, relatively soon, there will be no more Shinobu in Monogatari.
Everything about her just drives me crazy. I don't think I'll ever be more attracted to another 2d or 3d person as I am to her. It's not even just that she perfectly matches my tastes, she's so perfect that my tastes reshaped because of her.
We'll always have our dreams to be with her in, anon.
Or become a tulpafag
Why not even go even further if you are already that far gone? Why not rip off your own heart or some shit and offer it to her like the people in her town did?
I'm pretty sure tulpas are still manifested in a 3d form so it probably doesn't work out.
How would doing that benefit her in any way? I'd gladly die as a meal if she needed it though.
Make an altar for her, dude. Use your imagination.
>not being able to die for your waifu
But, I'm sure with enough self-delusions and a touch of insanity, you could get a tulpa.
You've inspired me. I spend all my money buying figures and dakimakuras of my waifu, but I've never thought about taking it a step further. A shrine, dedicated to her. I'll make that my new goal in life.
I'm into it mostly out of voyeuristic reasons, though partly for humiliation. I kinda like watching since they're secretive about it, I like seeing them humiliated as people look on at them peeing themselves.
I'm still pretty revolted by it in real life, I could probably enjoy watching a girl pee, but I wouldn't want her pee anywhere near me or anywhere where it would make a mess or make my things smell like a public toilet.
"Patting me on the head isn't enough. You'll have to massage my breasts."
Damn right. I finally found a doujin that was somewhat worthy of this perverted mistress. Orgasm denial and everything. So good for the soul.
Doll because dat ass. Also those eyebrows. She's totally a sex toy.
Because nobody has faggot rage that bad.
>adding more shit to shit
OH SNAP SON. True /a/ blood right here.
>She's an 8 year old with a doughnut fetish.
She might start coming close to Mary Sue if she was full grown. Right now she's a mix of so good and so weird, just like at the other girls.
I was madly in love with my first girlfriend (smart, very sexy, manga artist) but she missed her period so we decided to do a pregnancy check. It was positive. I almost died. I have never felt such enormous stress in my life. Just the idea of raising a child is a REALLY BIG DEAL.
Just think about it Anon. Oh, it turned out to be one of those "legendary rare" false positives. fml.
/a/ probably feels like they can't please a woman. So they make fun of themselves. Read a book nigga.
>parents got divorced, boohoo
Yeah, so did mine Anon. I remember living in a shity little apartment with my mom and sister and worrying about EATING. That said, I must compliment your fierce attitude you have about your waifu. It made me tingle. Beautiful.
Piss Piss. I was always fascinated by the idea of watching a girl piss. It's different than guys, and it's I like seeing the expression of relief on her face. That said, I don't want her to piss on me (why would you do that it's gross), NO I don't want to drink it (wtf), and I don't want to piss on you. Pissing is not sexual for me, but certainly interesting.
Euro-fags gettin' that money!
Shinobu is over 500. That said, her body is probably the most mature of the three. She is a cute little shorty though. Fucking eyebrows, gives me a boner everytime.
>No more Shinobu
Nigga do you even read?
I actually had a dream about Doll a few nights ago. She had been turned into a chicken, and we had to turn her back using magic spells.
It was fucking weird. But Doll was cute and sexy and that's all I need.
Nigga don't be an idiot. I've got it, and I don't see Shinobu anywhere.
What is Shinobu's favorite sport?
If you were going to make sweet love to Shinobu, what form would you want her in?
Would you still have sex with your mortal girlfriend if you knew it would arouse Shinobu?
Where the fuck is Shinobu from even? Is she Asian or White? I wish her true name was revealed already.
It is the new generation's "-fag". A generic insult that gradually will become non-insulting and used as a placeholder for describing persons in general.
In the post-moot era of 4chan newcuck will replace newfag.
All of this thanks to the cucklord himself.
I like "-friend". I know it's never used but when it is I feel like we're actually living in a community, not in a gayboy bathouse.
cuck I think will stand on its own as an insult/descriptive.
It's only a matter of time until it becomes "newcock" and then we're all going to be faggots again.
'moots' should replace everything. Newmoots, oldmoots.
Another one bites the dust.
"Are you guys going to walk me home gently now that the faggot has left?"
>this entire arc
holy shit it hasn't been this good since Nise