This man may possibly be the fucking greatest protagonist in

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>This thread

>>121545256
So this is the current state of /a/...

>>121545256
vlcsnap is my favourite part of this thread.

>>121545256
Edgy grimdark antihero that appeals to fedora tippers such as yourself

>>121545256
He's a hopeless manchild who'd sacrifice 100 children to save 110 old people who'd die within 2 days.

His philosophical standpoint is complete bullshit and he stopped getting more smarter after having turned like 13 years old.

Oh, and he managed to raise a son who's even more insane and self-destructive than himself.

>Here' my chance to become a cringe worthy copypasta

>>121545256
>Fuck your chivalry
>literally exists to save damsels in distress.

7 & 1/4 out of possible 10, didn't know it was bait till I opened the thumbnail.

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>>121545256

>>121545256

>Aout

>>121545408
It's even from a HorribleSubs release, as it seems. I liked that detail, but it's too obvious.

Anywas, time to sage, hide, report and move on.

Daily reminder he did literally nothing wrong

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>>121545256

he could have been, be for his philofaggotry about saving people and whatnot.

see (young) joseph joestar for better reference.
he doesn't even give a fuck about looking like a faggot because fuck you.

>>121545743

Old joseph joestar is cool too

>>121545390
The only argument in this post is for a better calculation of utility

One which weighs the value of individual people differently from one another

You haven't actually offered a critique of utilitarianism, nor have you, of course, even proposed an alternative.

>>121545373
>wants to save the world from war, pain, and suffering
>edgy

>>121545841
The road to hell is paved with good intentions. He's a despicable person.

ok lets count how many things are wrong with OP's post
I'll start

>720p screenshot of a show from years ago that has blu ray all over the place
>and it's VLC

>>121545911
But he's not. Its not his fault he was tricked about the grail. Everyone would have (and did) think the same thing about it really being able to perform any miracle

>>121545991
>but he's not

And you're a fucking idiot. The ends do not justify the means.

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Kerrytsugu is un-necessarily edgy.
Kayneth wasn't even a threat at that point and when he ordered his servant to go fuck himself, he took him out of the war. What was the point of killing him instead of just letting him fuck off? He couldn't even use magic at that point anymore.

>>121546022
Except they do.

Worldwide salvation vs a dozen or so servants and masters dying

>>121546039
They literally explain this in detail in both FZ and UBW retard.

>>121546080
Holy fuck, you're an edgy faggot.

>murdering a million babies is alright if three million survive!

Your philosophy is utter bullshit. Utilitarianism commits the fatal flaw in assuming everybody is equal and has equal worth.

>>121545256
He's kind of an asshole about it, though. He also cheats on his wife and planned to kill her for years.

>>121545802

Analyzing sum utility is not a snap decision, Kiritsugu lives entirely by snap decisions of total quantity.

>>121545841

>wants to save the world from war, pain, and suffering

so basically a retarded idealist who cannot come to terms with the fact that life is easily more pain than pleasure

into the trash

>>121545256
Since I don't think it's possible to fundamentally misunderstand his character this much I'm going to assume this is bait

>>121546425
>so basically a retarded idealist

That's about half the cast of Type-Moon yes.

>>121545802
>no critiques

Repugnant conclusion and the utility monster say hi.

>Pedophile
>Loser
>Manchild
>Possible autist
>Murderer

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Kiritsugu had a though life

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>has bitches
>son has a fucking harem
>uses guns instead of stupid magical crap
>doesn't need the grail because he's a free man

>>121547213
>implying Archer wouldn't kill Kerry on site

>>121545991
No.
Literaly every character besides him knows that "everything" means "everything up to a certain point" when it comes to wishes from the grail.

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Illya is the best fate protagonist.

I liked Kerry but one question...

why didn't he just wait for the plan to land, help Natalia jump out the cockpit, THEN blow up the main shaft?

>>121546273
Iri was designed to die and become the Grail's vessel though, it's not like Kerry wanted her to die

Shirou is the reincarnation of Cu Chulainn.
>The women of Ulster loved Cuchulaind greatly for the nimbleness of his leap
It all lines up

>>121547655
>Urobutcher

>>121547655
natalia was probably infected

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>>121547688
It all makes sense now

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>>121545256
>Fuck your chivalry
>Fuck your nobility
>Fuck you

Wow, he seems really cool OP.

>>121547629
Sure, if you're into kiddie porn.

>>121547906
But she's realy 500 years old

>>121547629
>you will never be raped by Kuro
Miyu and Illya both have it good.

>>121547951
By that logic you could fuck an dead embryo that was conjoined to a grown woman's head and there would be nothing wrong with it.

>>121547996
no because that's not moe

>>121547996
>By that logic you could fuck an dead embryo that was conjoined to a grown woman
No. It's only your logic, autist

>>121545256
His idealism was beyond naive. Also he didn't appreciate Iri enough.

>>121547996
I'm pretty sure that necrophilia is illegal.

>>121547951
In Prisma, where she's the protagonist, she's 10 years old.

>>121547906
where do you think we are

>>121547996
Is there something wrong with that?

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>>121547906
There is nothing wrong with lolicon.

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< Except this dude is way more awesome than Kerry , and he IS a hero

>>121547629
So is Iri just gonna ignore that her daughter is raping a girl right in front of her?

>>121547358
No, Kerry's ideals gave birth to Shirou Emiya Archer which is the only good thing he did.

>>121548187
Even Rapeman disagrees with you.

>>121548194
Archer is an unnecessarily edgy asshole with a mid/after-life crisis

>>121548210
Exactly why he would do it, killing Kerry is the quickest way to stop yourself from being a hero.

>>121548194
If by hero you mean jobber

>>121548194
>and he IS a hero
He's no hero. He couldn't save anyone. He couldn't even save himself.

>>121548194
>I FIGHT MYSELF
archer is a fag

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>>121548240
Rapaman cannot defeat the embodiment of justice Stopman.

>>121548269
>He couldn't save anyone.
That's wrong

>>121548288
*fight for myself

woops

>>121548344
But what you wrote is correct.

>>121548288
Yeah he actually does fight himself...

>>121548332
Name one person Archer saved.

>>121548269
He saved at least one kid, though.

>>121548430
>only named people are important

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>>121546962
At least he had best wife

>>121546190
deciding on which of two choices is more worthy requires time and knowledge, anon.

If you see a burning building and you have 3 options;
go to one place and save 10 strangers
go to the other place and save 30 strangers
do nothing

everyone when asked will always choose the 30, because you aren't a fucking god who can sit and go 'Well jame mcavoy is an aspiring neuroscientist so I'll save him and not rick timbles who is a secret pedophile" you dense fuck.

>>121548524
He cheated on her for years, though.

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>>121548266
He's awesome ,and has the best reality marble

>>121547629
Why is Kuro such a mean bitch? NTRing your sister is not okay.

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>>121547655
Why didn't Natalia just bring a parachute?

>>121548430
Milliards of people in other worlds and times.

>>121547655
Why did he have Mrs Fastwheels killed?

>>121548676
Why didn't Kayneth just dodge the bullet?

>>121548676
it wouldn't be as edgy if she survived

>>121548676
Because
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lO_DWiWyLlQ

>>121548676
By law there are no parachutes in cockpits.

Is the Banquet of Kings the most pretentious wikipedia-tier philosophy garbage scene in all of anime?

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>>121548603
Kuro...I don't get why she gets all the hate on /a/. FKLPI is just written to make her out as the bad guy, when really she's no worse than any of the 'protagonists' and a better person than most of them.

What are the main complaints? She raped Miyu and stole Illya's onii-chan?

Okay, let's get this straight. She never fucking raped Miyu. She never did it. She never did it. She never did it. She never did it. She fucked Miyu .

Let me ask you this. WHO IN THE MANGA DIDN'T FUCK MIYU? You can't even name one fucking character who hasn't plugged her loose lips! She is the kind of bitch who will act like she doesn't want it when she really does. She'll say No! while having multiple orgasms. Kuro knew this, she's a fucking semen demon. She knows what filthy whores like Miyu want.

And there's this other big bitch you guys have with her. She supposedly stole Shirou and used him for her own deviancy.

Objection! She was worried about her one and only precious sister. Is keeping your loved ones from a brutal jackhammering so wrong? When Rin does the same thing to Sakura it's like 'oh she's best girl', but when Kuro does it it's wrong? She just wanted to protect Illya. She probably was going to use her Holy Grail wish to shrink Shirou's jackhammer or clone him or something.

The story was written to make that faggot Illya look good. Objectively, Kuro is a far better character than Illya. At least she has the balls to take action decisively instead of dicking around like Illya, and if she weren't stuck with the weak ass Archer card and no plothax she probably would have won the Shiroub owl.

FATE/ZERO WAS SHIT

>>121548676
Kayneth deserved better than what he got.

>>121545256

>Everyone thinks Kerry died from being cursed by Angra Mainyu
>It was actually lung cancer

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>>121548813
But why didn't she just bring one if she knew that she was going to be on a mission in a plane?

>>121548845
Two bullets from Contender.
AUG and Excalibur was shit

>>121548855
>implying it wasn't McDonalds

>>121547629
If Miyu is basically just FSN Illya + Sakura mashed together into a single character, does that mean she was raped by the Ainsworths? If so, imagine what must be going through her head when Illya or Kuro force themselves on her.

>>121548910
Enjoy your turbine blender

>>121548985
Logic fail. She could have just turned off all engines on one side.

So which characters ideal can you agree with the most Shirou's, Archer's, or Kiritsugu's? I personally think they all have problems but at the end of the day I agree with Shirou's the most probably just for his reasoning of the act of wanting to help others isn't wrong.

>>121548855
>implying he didn't catch a Japanese cold from sitting in the drafty courtyard lecturing Shirou about heroism

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They're all too edgy. Pick the laid back one instead.

>>121545256
Fuck that guy, what he did to Deermud was not okay.

>>121549068
My nigga Archer

>>121546962
He had a retarded life, for sure.

>>121549117
>picking shiki
>picking a rapist asshole

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>>121549068
UBW Shirou

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>>121549117
>laid back
>not edgy

did you only watch the anime or something?

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>>121549117
>rapist
>less edgy
Hue.

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>>121545256
so much edge

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>>121549379

This is an ironic thread it is very funny. The vlcsnap is my favorite part

>kerry
>edgy
I HATE THIS FUCKING MEME

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Kerry a shit.

A shiiiiit.

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>>121549478
He's literally a trenchcoat-wearing, smoker, gun-user who keeps thinking to himself that since he was a family, he's gotten less efficient at fighting due to feelings. and also cheats on his wife so he can be ready to betray her

I mean I like him, but you gotta admit he's a little bit edgy and I'm not even talking about the Kerry from before Zero being written

>>121549546

>>121549657
You a shit too.

>>121549657
has a family*

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>Is obviously an asshole
>Everybody knows he's an asshole
>Doesn't give a fuck about anybody
>Family magus potential is running dry
>Senile as all hell
>Still has profited more in the last century from the Fuyuki Holy Grail War than any other party involved in the conflict
>When he gets bored he rapes his adoptive daughter with magical penis worms
>More or less gets away with everything he does until Heaven's Feel route
Is there another Fate character as alpha as Zouken?

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>>121549046
I don't think so