What would you wish for?

A harem of servant sluts.

>>121518948

That's not the Grail. The Grail's some shadow Vagina thing.

>>121518948

The Air Speed Velocity of an Unladen Swallow.

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>>121518948
I just want her to be able to keep smiling

>>121519016
kek

>>121519016
African or European?

>>121518948
The world becomes anime.

>>121518948

A Swallow carrying a Coconut.

>>121519047
Which one?

>>121518948
World piss.

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>>121518948
To be the little girl

For everyone else's wishes to be granted, on these conditions:
-a wish cannot directly endanger someone
-a wish cannot alter how future wishes can be granted

Don't waste my goodwill, /a/.

Absolute power

>>121518948
I want to be a superhero.

>>121518948
Wish for language barriers to become moot by making every human an omniscient polyglot. Every human knows every other human's language down to the dialect in an instanteously.

People hide in their languages. When you can no longer do that, then shit gets real.

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>>121519138
I wish that this Anon lives a successful and happy life with is waifu.

>>121519138
I wish for an army of european swallows armed with coconuts.

>>121519138
So what if someone wants their waifu to be real, but she's already in my slut harem riding my dick?

>>121519041

Japanese, please. Because apparently they can dodge a sword no matter how fast you swing it.

>>121519224

Why not African Swallows?

>>121519277
>wanting nigger swallows

>>121519112
You'll be a big girl someday though. Then people are gonna wanna impregnate you.

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>>121518948
To look like this.

;_;

>>121519301

But African Swallows can carry Coconuts without resorting to a strand of creeper.

>>121518948
I wish for an magic African american long sword.

>>121519068

An African or a European Swallow?

Unlimited wishes.

>>121519236
Let's refer the how the original device handles that technicality.

Does it waste the wish? Can that guy make a different wish since it's technically been fulfilled already? That doesn't fall under my limitations.

>>121518948
I wish to finally feel happy again.

>>121518948
World peace and a 3rd season of Spice & Wolf.

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>>121518948
Illya

Okay. So the Grail likes to cause chaos and destruction , doesn't it?

I will wish for one of these things, which would cause chaos, but also cause a lot of good.

Either:
Every human gets all of their needs.

This would fuck up the economy hard, and eventually would cause overpopulation.

Or:
Every government, religion, media, and business is forced to be honest and get rid of any censorship.

This is likely to cause anarchy on a worldwide scale, but anyone who is actually likely to remain as a leader is gonna be someone decent.

>>121520314
>Every government, religion, media, and business is forced to be honest
Putting aside the censorship removal, would anyone in those positions get the uncontrollable urge to confess their dark pasts? There's gonna be a mass impeachment.

>>121520314
>So the Grail likes to cause chaos and destruction , doesn't it?
Regarding Fate/Stay Night, no. The Grail only does one thing, and all wishes will be distorted as an interpretation of this one thing, no matter how well intentioned or well worded.

That thing is the summoning of Angra Mainyu, zoroastrian deity of calamity and incarnation of all that is evil in the world, and through it the death of all humans

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>>121520223
World peace didn't work out so well

>>121520421

So could Angra Mainyu be summoned as a Swallow?

>>121518948
the birth of avenger

>>121518972
>greek mythology
sounds nice

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>>121518948
Control over the elements.

>>121518948

For my waifu of course.

>>121518948
Sehai-kun I wish to become a hero!

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CHIM

>>121518948
I want Avenger to turn into a girl and to become my sadist waifu!

>>121518948
>Using a Monkey's Paw
No thank you.

True love! :3

>>121521321
>>121520421
So this anon gets it, best wish so far.