Kaerimichi>renai circulation=platinum disco=mousou express>everything else>hanekawa's songs
This Ass > Everything Else
This Richly Flavored Cunt > That Ass > That Cunny
How is this in any way acceptable?
You'll never understand the love of a grown woman.
>you will never understand boring old hags
hanekawa's actually not THAT bad, pic related a worst
She gets too excited from all that oral pleasure.
But Dat Ass Anon! Dat ass...
Monogatari... it's like going to the ice cream parlor, but with ass.
She was a massive Tsun psycho-bitch in Season 1 though. I'll give you that.
Which flavor of Loli is your favorite?
The poised looking one > the one who thinks no means yes > the cockblocking one
There is one psycho-bitch that is the pscyho-bitchiest.
I'm going to ride a vampire cock, doo-dah, doo-dah!
I guess it takes all kinds, huhn?
Exactly, she's not even the best at that. She's got nothing that isn't done better on another girl.
Kaiki's theme > all of the OPs
Ok, the Kaiki theme is God Tier indeed.
I'll give you that.
She's an expert at Twister?
That's what she sings as she skips over to Araragi's place, I'm sure of it.
>Bake Crab was best crab.
Crab boiled alive is better than baked crab.
Is this legal?
Crab is good anyway you cook it. But I prefer RAW.
Smoochie time Koyo-Koyo!
>not liking snake
Why is your taste so shit, onii-chan?
Excellent taste my brother.
(Finest Body) + (Best Brain) + (Most Sexually Frustrated)
Is this confirmed? That looked like one that they would skip over until the end?
Lovin' your mouth, for dental satisfaction.
Also, Monkey reporting in for eyebrow satisfaction.
Goddamn, I can't say this enough. Her and Doll drive me bonkers with those brows.
I'm a girl!
I'm a boy!
I'm a girl!
What the fuck am I?
Haha nice one.
It doesn't matter who I marry as long as Kanbaru is my mistress.
I found possibly the most erotic image of Araragi and Kanbaru but it is far too lewd to post here. Pity really.
Fucking captcha showing me tasty sandwiches. Not cool, I'm hungry now.
Yes, I am totally in agreement about the interesting girls. We'll see a lot more of them in the 3rd season for sure.
They totally know what it's like to have an imouto.
>wish we had something other than waifus to talk about
Why are you on /a/?
unless you want to mourn pic related with me;_;
Nothing beats Mousou Express. Nothing.
Really? Her story arc was by far the most personal out of all of them, barely any story and more character-driven. She's also a pretty entertaining MC, I'd say she's as or more interesting than Kaiki.
She's certainly the most pornographic.
>more interesting than Kaiki.
Nadeko is actually one of the more interesting characters.
Her parents died, and she spent her days wandering the streets, waiting for a rare conversation, completely alone, and was never edgy nor angry about it, and remained kind. She was happy to exist, cut her loses, and turned the other cheek. Most all other characters were bitchy about everything, but she was not. And this is what happens.
I love it when she loses her shit.
I've actually been there, going psycho. It's a good representation. And it makes you lose your shit just like that. She's definitely interesting.
>waiting for a rare conversation
Well now that's not true. She actively shunned conversation because she knew she'd get people lost.
So it's actually worse than you implied. She wasn't waiting for that rare conversation, she was rejecting that rare conversation.
Does anyone else think we need closure with her?
Because... seriously, what the fuck happened to her? She was released from the hospital... and... Koyomi's going all 'yes, Mr. Kaiki' and not going and seeing her like a good friend.
Now in Delusion♥Express
>waiting for rare conversation
She was waiting for a rare molesting is what she was waiting for.
She's a what, 21 year old girl in an 11 year old's body? You know she loved being felt up by Araragi.
The conversations her and Koyomi have are really good. Deep, meaningful, interesting, seriously great.
"I loved you Araragi."
Fucking. Saddest. In. The. World.
Wait... wait, did I miss something? There's no way I missed something.
Posting Crab butt because why not? Most satisfied ass in the series.
Koyomi just thought she needed some lovin' I guess.
I wanna take bath with Tsukihi!
Don't know what >>121515717 is talking about, didn't seem like much closure to me. Would like to see how well she remembers what happened though and, if she remembers, see her cry or something and act self-loathing around him. What would be even more satisfying is if she regrets nothing and remains a badass.
In a strictly non-sexual way, I hope. She is your little sister after all.
>Kaerimichi that mediocre
I don't think that's right.
>no bro snake god hallucination to chill with while losing my mind
I love Kuchinawa
Though I had a similar delusion that lasted years
It was a pretty good representation of the experience, but what pisses me off about her is that she totally did it to herself. She created a fucking delusion because she was jealous, what shitty reason to lose your mind over.
I grant her a slight reprieve because Nadeko Medusa stops playing the victim and accepts everything she did to herself.
But yea, the way it creeps up on her, and the before she knows it, she's completely lost touch with reality. Pretty accurate.
Here I fixed it after realizing I left some (shit) out.
Kaerimichi is pretty shit even though Hachikuji is one of my favorite characters. It's entirely too erratic. And you can see it's not because she lacks the vocal ability.
Ranked from best to worst
Sugar Sweet Nightmare
the last day of my adolescence
Kimi no Shiranai Monogatari
Naisho no Hanashi
Sono Koe wo Oboeteru
Ai o Utae
I'm in love
Love & Roll
I feel like mostly everything else wasn't erratic enough. Maybe I just need to be checked for Autism, but nothing really entertained me like kaerimichi, coupled with the animation.
>the hit song "Marshmallow Justice" by Araragi Karen still so low
Delete it and try again.
Perhaps you have a point. I enjoyed the chorus section. Didn't really like the animation. Reminded me a lot of Love & Roll/Fast Love: people who don't usually sing/awkward couplings.
Orange Mint, for instance. She keeps her character (which is monotone, generally) but is able to hit high notes while still keeping within the bounds of her character.
I guess Kaerimichi is the same way but I just don't really like grown women imitating a little girl's voice while singing. Feels too out of place and not pulled off well enough.
Why didn't anything else interest you?
I think it should probably be lower, looking over it again.
Why are mellow versions of OPs so good?
Oh, plenty of others interested me, both of Snake's were fantastic as well as Platinum Disco, also liked Staple Staple. Don't really focus on the singing too much though, more the chord progressions and the overall feel of the song. In anime, when they use conventional sounding bands, they always just feel so perfunctory, if the chords aren't interesting enough, I get pretty bored. Generally I hate completely techno songs, but the nips are pretty good at them. Catchy stuff. Nadeko has a fantastic voice though, her and Plutia have voices of pure sex.
Is the OST of the second season available anywhere? I want to hear piano Mousou Express.
Don't mind us. Just objectively best openings coming through
>not recognizing happy bite as being top-tier