>you will never experience this

>>121339544
head pat slut please leave.

After reading a chapter in a light novel that was practically entirely about head patting, I have to wonder, is this some kind of japanese thing?

>used to have girls do this to me all the time
>grow up
>never have it done again
i-its not like I enjoyed it or anything and feel lonely now.

I doubt there are many people can headpat a girl to orgasm anyway

>>121339544
Why would I even want to be pat on the head

>>121339645
It's not just a nip thing, it's a universal thing for most animals. Getting your head patted/petted triggers some kind of positive instinctual response. It's much more potent in puberty ages because of the heightened chemical production in the body, but it applies to anyone who isn't emotional/mentally stunted (which basically rules out 90% of /a/).

>>121339763
>anon says you're chemically incapable of enjoying your head being patted
why are you so hurtful and cruel

>a girl will never expectantly bow her head expecting a headpat.

Extra points if it were a yandere who is addicted to headpats and being gently praised.

>>121339812
Get out and mingle with people. Unless you're like 60+ aged your brain and body will fix itself (eventually).

>>121339763
I dunno.

ASMR head massages make my head tingle like crazy and that's just sounds.

I imagine someone actually rubbing/patting my head would feel amazing.

But I'll never know because I'm too ugly for anyone to even want to attempt it.

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>>121339645
I pat my imouto's head lovingly whenever I express my affection or she does a good job at something, and she never complains. I hope to make her subconsciously associate head pats with love and success so that she grows up to crave the feeling of my palm caressing her scalp whenever she sees me, doing her best to get good grades, fall into a crowd of intelligent and respectable young women, and finally get into a decent college with the hopes of experiencing the lofty pleasure of onii-chan's soul-soothing head patting. Even after she's married, had a couple children and earned her degree and made a home worthy of respect, the very first thing she'll do upon my visit is blush and lower her head ever so slightly in anticipation of my strong but gentle fingers cradling her scalp in a familiar motion, easy enough not to mess up her pretty hair but intimate enough to make the blissful sensation run through her body and soul. With the power of head-patting on my side, I vow to make this dream a reality.

>>121340158
Best onii chan.

>>121339544
Being patted on the head is cool, but seriously, being the one doing the patting is the best thing ever. It's basically the biggest perk of having an imouto/daughter

I KNOW!

Let's think of funny quirks and personalities for American KantColle Girls if they were made.

Example: USS Laffey, is cute and has a nice round ass. Unfortunately every time she goes into battle the Abyssals keep aiming and hitting her ass. This causes her to call out her "moderate damage" phrase" STOP AIMING FOR MY ASS ALREADY!

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I want to give Kaga a headpat!

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>>121340433
You have to be careful with imoutos, they might get used to head pats being too often done to them and resent them after awhile.

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>>121340971
USS North Carolina: Tall and Boxum with the 5th largest chest in the American KanColle fleet after the Iowa sisters. Has long black wavy hair. Along with her 3 main battery turrets she has a pop up battery with smaller guns for anti-aircraft purposes. She carries a large "Spartan-like" shield around becasue she obsessed with keeping her Enterprise Onee-sama safe. Eats Torpedoes for breakfast.

>>121339544
Is it fubuki?

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Best Admiral.

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Best Admiral.

>>121340971
For the less-/k/ inclined, the USS Laffey was an American Sumner-class destroyer that during the battle of Okinawa was posted to the north of the island so it's radar could be used for an early warning of incoming planes from the home islands. She came under attack from a large squadron of Kamikaze and conventional attackers, and through the course of the battle, survived despite being hit directly with four bombs, and six Kamikaze planes, all of which hit the stern half of the ship.

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>>121340992
Yeah, me too bud

>>121341483
>>121341528
What with that stupid looking hair hag?

>>121341645
Worst girl.

>>121341660
Yeah a shit.

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>>121341231
USS South Dakota: Despite being well armed and a formidable fighter in combat, she suffers from Narcolepsy. One minute she'll be fighting hard and the next she'd suddenly fall asleep in the middle of a battle. This has caused her to be damaged by enemy fire on several occasions. Another bad habit of hers is accidentally destroying her own equipment in battle. She has lost several seaplanes from her own fire.

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It seems there are some people here in need of education.

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しれぇー！

>>121339763
>emotional/mentally stunted
More like emotional/mentally strong, pussy. I don't see how anyone could enjoy being patted on the head, it's just condescending.

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>>121339746
It feels really good anon.

>>121341983
Fuck off four eyes

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>>121341231
USS Johnston has the personality of a chihuahua and the bravery of fucking bear. In the past she punched well above her weight despite all the odds being stacked against her. Kumano still holds a grudge against her for nearly killing her when a torpedo blew off her nose.

>>121342050
wow, much retard, many stupid

>>121341725
What about USS Alabama? Lucky A?

>>121342135
Typical tsundere whore

>>121341231
>>121341591
The USS North Carolina was the first American Battleship to see action in the war (excluding Pearl Harbor). And up until then, she had the largest Navel guns put on an American Warship. She was assigned as part of the Enterprise's defensive screen though out the war. She put up so much anti-aircraft fire several times other ships thought she was on fire. On September of 1942 I-19 a Japanese sub fired a spread of torpedoes which sank in the aircraft Carrier WASP and the Destroyer O'Brien. The NC was also hit, but thanks to the quick response by her damage control crew she was saved and never missed a beat in her tactical position.

The USS South Dakota early on had problems with it's electrical systems. This came to a head when during the Navel Battle of Guadalcanal her electrical system failed right in the middle of battle and she completely shut down. This lead her to being pummeled by the Kirashima and several cruisers. if the Washington hadn't been there to save her ass, things would have gotten real ugly. Before the electrical systems failed, her read turret fired on a Cruiser and accidentally destroyed her seaplanes and one of her retrieval hoist cranes.
Oh and She was given the nickname "ShowGirl" becasue she's so beautiful that everyone just can't help to look at her This is a reference to the North Carolina's nickname "The Showboat"

>>121341591
>>121342274
Fuck off newfags

>>121342274
OOPS! That "Show Girl\Showboat" part was supposed be be for the North Carolina description. my bad!

>>121341231
>USS New Jersey wakes up for the first time as a shipgirl
>HOLY FUCKING CHRIST MAKE UP YOUR GODDAMN MIND THIS IS THE 5TH FUCKING TIME I'VE BEEN REACTI...vated... what?

>>121342274
If it wasn't for the Washington, Kirishima would've killed the South Dakota.

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>>121342310

>>121342402
Like I said it would've gotten really ugly.

>>121342414
Laga pls

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Kantai Collection Mouse Cursor
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm25539788
http://www1.axfc.net/u/3409180.zip
pass かんこれ

>>121339974
Please share some. All I have are mimikaki goodness.

>>121340158
Was expecting this to end in incest.I am disappointed

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>>121342086
USS Samuel B. Roberts. Likes to hang around her USS Johnston-sempai and tends to copy her actions. (like a little kid does a parent) As such she has equal bravery, but she tends to have a little higher luck when in combat. But unlike Johnston she is incredibly vicious when in battle. Once she has a target in site she will not break off her attack until she runs out of ammo or is sunk. Even if the enemy is 20 times her size. Chōkai  hates her breaking her anal cheery with a torpedo. She had a Daughter and a Granddaughter.

>>121342520
If only they didn't use shift jis for directory names.

>>121342715
>Sexualizing your pure and innocent imouto.

>>121342723
Oh And she has a bad habit of bumping to whales while at sea.

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Is this the current Kancolle thread?

>>121342843
yes

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>>121342044
Let me pet you.

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>>121342723
USS Franklin: has an Amazon like personality. While not as glamorous or as famous as her Enterprise-sempai is, she is known for incredible luck (both bad and good) and toughness. Unlike most of the other aircraft carrier fleet girls she can sustain incredible damage and still make it back to port. Although she's nearly died several times, she refuses to give up a battle until it's finished. She has several burn scars across her body as a result.

>>121343225
Fuck off.

>>121339544
It's that Fubuki, Miho? Fuck they all look the same.

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hi

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>>121343367
Poi?

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>>121343304
Well sir I was just about to go to bed, but thanks to you I think I'll do one more!

USS Massachusetts: The Middle sister of the South Dakota class sisters, She is the only Fleet girl of her class to fight Abyssals in the Atlantic. Unlike her Older sister however she doesn't suffer from Narcolepsy. Instead her bad luck is with the weather and almost every time she goes to sortie, the weather turns bad. She's been though several Typhoons. As such Smaller Fleet girls don;t like to sortie with her as they tend to get thrown about by the bad she bring with her. Despite this though, she always seems to have a Sunny disposition.

>>121343685
Fuck off retard.

>>121343685
Hey stupid, get lost. This is not Kuntcolle thread

>>121343685
Well I'm headed to bed now. You people come up with some others. I want to see come creativity!

>>121343690
>>121343801
Is... is this autism?

>>121343685
So what does burger seamen eat at sea?
Canned food all day every day?

>>121344023
Fuck off.

>>121344061
Well, considering that every response has been variations of "fuck off/fuck off retard/etc", and additionally, no two posts have been within a minute of each other, AND the fact that I quoted two posts, and only got one reply, this leads me to believe that YOU, the samefag trying his hardest to shit up the thread is the only one that needs to fuck off, you autismal retard. Good day sir.

>>121344180
Please kill yourself.

>>121344061
>>121344180
I want to smash your pc

>>121344061
>>121344180
This is what happens when you don't get head pats.

>>121344061
Not you, this fuckface>>121344023

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>>121344180
>Good day sir.

Disgusting. Fuck off back to SA

You already fucked up when you didn't make South Dakota a Mysterious Masked Heroine

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USSWilliamD.Porter-chan?

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I'm going to marry Kaga!

>>121344584
>>>/k/

For as much as asocial I am, I've actually got patted on the head by a classmate grill

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>>121344643
>Not having your shipfu at level 100 already

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>>121344643
Kuso TTK please

>>121344584
fuck off fag

>tfw you'll never be a cute animu girl
>tfw when you'll never be head pat by your crush

why am I even still living

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>>121344737
>>121344790
Please no bully

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>>121344894
If you can't handle the heat, get out of the Oven

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>>121344894
I'm sorry

>>121344894
You gonna need to be able to handle the heat if you want to be a Kagafag due to the sheer amount of shitposting she gets.

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Man, even accounting for the fact that they were originally World War I era battlecruisers, I have to say facing Kongou, Hiei, Haruna as remodeled fast battleships even with three CAs and half a dozen DDs and heavy dive-bomber cover had my ass kicked.

>trying to run interference with dive-bombers and torpedo-bombers
>use CLs and DDs to distract Haruna and Kongou
>while bringing another CA, the Enterprise, and South Dakota on a flanking attack
>still lose

Fuck you Haruna, stop being so daijoubu and slaughtering my carrier.

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>>121344993
It's okay anon I forgive you

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>>121345050
>Fuck you Haruna, stop being so daijoubu and slaughtering my carrier.

Never

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What the hell happened to this thread?

>>121344050
Wasn't the burger food so bad during the the 2nd world war no other Allied army wished to trade rations with them.

Nowadays it is different. Every 4th of July I go to there army base to celebrate it with them. If there is one thing Americans know best, it is to prepare excellent meats.

The burgers, the steaks. Glorious!

>>121344894
Don't make that face kaga

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>>121345422

>>121345375
No mention of Kancolle in the OP, everyone missed it.

>>121345480
This might have just been an actual headpat thread and kcfags just thought it was the new kc thread since it used one of their girls

>>121345497
Maybe, but it was linked at the end of the last thread.

>>121345497
It was linked as the "lifeboat" in the last KC thread. I don't know if the guy who did that was the OP for this thread or what

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>>121345109
Stop it, no yuru-yuri here

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>>121345546

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>>121345546
But anon

>>121345519
You thought it was OP? Too bad! It was me