>31 dec 2015
What should we expect from the master, /a/?
I've been saying this would be the likely release date for years. Too bad we'll have to wait 3-5 months to see anything properly.
So is Shinji gonna see Asuka's boobs and proceed to vigorously do you know what, this around?
I want to get off this ride.
What if they actually stop milking the franchise after 3+1 and start a new project?
>credits roll with poignant background music
>midway through, music stops, white noise screen and then suddenly fade to black
>letters start popping up on the screen spelling
PRESENTING: REBUILD OF GUNBUSTER
>fade to black again, credits return as if nothing happened
OP here, i'm sorry but i couldn't find the legit source of these posters, all i get is just links to tumblr and reddit. >>121332057
RoE 1.0 $18,759,980
RoE 2.0 $41,028,401
RoE 3.0 $59,322,116
And that's only in japan.
>yfw 3.0+1.0 is literally the Death: true of Rebuild
>yfw End of Rebuild of Evangelion in 2037
>tfw you realize kaworufags are paying for another asuka ending
I don't want them to fucking touch Gunbuster. Rebuild of Eva has proven they can't handle retelling their franchises. Hell, Diebuster went towards proving that.
I like Diebuster, it's just a very different story with a completely different set of themes.
I want to see a new 6 episode short, like Gunbuster, Diebuster, and FLCL. It's where some of their best work comes out. And I want Anno to sick in the fucking corner and not touch it.
>you'll never love and hate with equal obliterating force anyone more than Hideaki OneMoreFinal Anno
>he'll give you his abusive, tough love and you'll always come back to him
>he'll keep hitting and humiliating you but he knows he actually needs you more than you need him, and you know it too
>you'll keep living in a relationship that is abusive and bad on the surface but it's actually pure love at the core
HYPE but then inevitable disappointment
>evafag waited for years to watch 1 hour-half long recap movie .
It's just waifu war stupidity.
Basically, the theory is that 3.0 ruins teh Rei, but the fujos love it because it has shinji and kaworu just hanging out for a long time and it fuels their yaoi fantasies.
But since kaworu has to die, and !!!zomg teh rei is ruined forever!!!, asuka will win the shinjibowl by default resulting in two more decades worth of reifag anal devastation.
I know everyone and their cat has made fun of the title, but seriously, 3.0 + 1.0!!??
I bet they're just seeing what they can get away with at this point. It's like something a 12 year old would come up with to try and be creative.
I really hope it's just them deliberately trying to be dumb.
It might have significance relevant to the plot, especially if some wonky timeloop theories are correct, or if the plot has some sort of special interaction with 3.0's plot beyond just being a sequel.
I don't know why people say 3.0 ruined Rei, it ruined EVERYBODY. It was like I was watching a bunch of retards running around for 90 minutes, only needs the Looney Tunes theme cap off how ridiculous it was.
I bet Anno will retcon Shinji from existence for focusing on Kaworu and the girls. Why else would he spent an entire movie on saying how much Shinji sucks? Really, I've never seen so much hate toward a fictional character on any media.
Man I love it when small unsourced images are believed as fact
Why the fuck has the 3.0+1.0 website not updated if this is real? Why is everyone not all over it like they were when 3.0+1.0 was announced?
Let's talk rather about real stuff.
What's so surprising about that ".etc"? It's been there like from a year ago.
Halfway through it switches aspect ratio back to the original series, hand drawn cells using the same equipment as NGE, all dialog was recorded during the production of EoE.
Shinji wakes up watching Rei strangle Asuka on the beach or vice versa.
I bet 3.0+1.0 will actually be about what happened during the timeskip. Then we'll get a Rebuild of End of Evangelion which picks up from the end of 3.0.
>no Allow me to interject for a moment speech and gentoo instructions
No I mean he said the movie wouldn't come out until 4-6 years after 3.0. So at earliest Fall 2016. I find it hard to believe it would come out earlier than when he would say to expect it. It's usually on time or even later than what he says.
will we find out if rei likes baloney pony?
if you dont know how to do that, go read a few super entry-level novels (think Gatsby-tier as opposed to Ulysses/Infinite Jest/The Sound and The Fury-tier), then come back and rewatch the series along with EoE.
Nah. Unlike /fit/ he's actually attractive.
the allegorical and psychological development of the characters is the meat of the show. i mean, if you're only seeing it for Kabbalistic symbolism or Freud/Schopenhauer/existentialism 101, then you're really just on the tip of the iceberg.
of course it is, but it should be APPLIED to the characters, as opposed to being interpreted as the ultimate end of the show.
my point was that if one is going to chase Evangelion only for its religious/esoteric/psychological/philosophical undertones, than one might as well just read Schopenhauer or Sartre or Kabbalist theology. The show alludes to those frameworks to prove its own points.
I also like Rei. We should be friends.
>beach at the end shows up again but now its blue like before, buildings are decayed but intact
>exact same shot as EoE except its a crescent moon
>this time when Shinji goes to choke Asuka, she wakes up and goes for his neck instead
>they're both choking each other out at this point
>both start to break down crying
>then Asuka in a soft dying voice says
.....fly me to the moon
>and Shinji responds
and let...me...play......above the stars
Rei shows up and holds both their heads
Let me see what spring is like on Jupiter and Mars....in other words please be truuuuuuue. In other words I love y-, and then it abruptly stops
END OF PART 2
can we have a foursome
with a rei waifu pillow?
>wanting to gangbang teh rei
>wanting other men to make love to your waifu while you watch
And supposedly it's Asukafags that are the cucks...
those are Misatofags. chill brother, we're on the same team.
besides, teh rei is our eternal love. why not share it? asukafags are soooo selfish.
>fuyutsuki's VA is 79
welp, it better fucking come soon, before kozoman gets his ass killed
>sexualizing you're waifu
>rei having a plebtier taste in tea
i think there's this one movie. it's called "End of Evangelion". you might wanna see it.
kaworu ends up with Asuka, Rei ends up with Shinji, Kensuke ends up with Misato, Toji dies, Fuyutsuki commits seppuku, and Ritsuko and Gendo fug offscreen.
>Kaworu ends up with Asuka
I only wish this was true.
As a tip, next time you want to know if there's any sequels/prequels/spinoffs, you can try MyAnimeList. Look at the "Related Anime" section.
Though if it's popular enough, sometimes Wikipedia or a Wikia page will suffice.
Nothing to be ashamed of though, for example a lot of people don't know Ghost in the Shell has an 4-episode OVA reboot after the third movie.
But why? They fugged in EoE and in normal circumstances Kaworu would be the one to tear down Asuka's walls and treat her right.
Asuka's seiyuu said Kaworu is her ideal partner, someone who would treat her help her love herself.
That's in the After the End:
So, what was up with the 3.0+1.0 bullshit again? I vaguely remember someone in another thread mentioning that it was a reference to something. We all know how Anno loves to do that kind of shit.
>No, just fuck off.
But anon, they did.
>trusting fujo seiyuus of all people
Fujo or not, Miyamura is a gigantic Asukafag
>as no character traits besides loves unconditionally
Which is pretty much what Asuka needs at that point in time. He's a therapist and bishounen lover rolled in one.
>Which is pretty much what Asuka needs at that point in time. He's a therapist and bishounen lover rolled in one.
He's an emotional crutch, and completely unrealistic to boot. Plus, he really doesn't understand anyone since he isn't human.
You've never fucked your therapist before? That's gay, anon-kun.
>They obviously never messed around
Eva Kaworus pretty much ate Asuka out, it doesn't get any lewder than that.
>Seriously, get out of here
I send a lot of irritation and anger here. Obviously the logical response is to post more LAK.
Which is what Asuka needs; someone who will love her no matter what unlike her father and NERV her only used her for piloting skills. With Kaworu, Asuka would be able to love herself and finally open up and come out of her shell. He's exactly what she needs.
>emotional power and suffering of EoE
>20 minutes of RL empty theatre seats and swings
>No, it's illegal.
Maybe in your backwater country.
And how is he not akin to one when keeping his role in mind?
But Asuka would have already opened up her heart and been able to love someone else outside of herself; like Shinji did in episode 24.
Well, Asuka certainly was in that scene
Haha, shit this is actually awesome, except that they wouldn't be dying if they're singing while choking each other. It'd be better if the music just played in the BG and ended abruptly at that point where you mentioned.
>Maybe in your backwater country.
You shouldn't try to talk about things you don't know shit about, anon. You're only strengthening the case for LAK shippers as gigantic faggots.
No, you don't need to watch it.
It's just a rehash of the same material with some extended footage (Director's Cut).
As long as you watch the Director's Cut version of the TV series (2D4U on nyaa for example) and End of Evangelion, you'll miss nothing.
Then you might want to watch Rebuild (a movie series reboot with a different storyline), but whether you'll like it is only something you can decide.
I lost it on Asuka's words.
I'm crying over here.
I know plenty about fucking and being fucked by therapists, I think it's you who knows nothing on the subject considering you're a kissless virgin.
>LAK shippers as gigantic faggots
The only faggot is the one who gets enraged by a
canonship. People who ship LAK actually like Asuka and want her to find happiness; sorry if you don't feel the same.
in a way it was because it made me think about how every second i watched of that pretentious bullshit was never gonna come back.
more than 1 hour of wasted time for an ending as underwhelming and throughly disappointing as "congratulations", even though it was supposed to be the true ending with full budget.
Glad I can be of service!
It's mostly a 'what if' scenario that is encouraged by Asuka's seiyuu; also they met with their bodies in EoE.
It's funny because most kaworufags don't actually like it
i remenber this tumblr girl who actually call someone a homophobe becuase of it, i still to this day want to believe she was joking
You gotta admit, that'd be a dark as fuck ending.
Don't worry LAK-kun
I bet you're a fuckin grill tho aren't ya, I'm on your side. Not sure what all these faggots don't get about your logic. Maybe that's why I enjoy this crackship so much, because Kaworu is pretty much the only dude that could handle a massively fucked up girl like Asuka.
And you're probably right, these kissless virgins really don't know fuck about any sort of real life shit with 3D, so they don't get it. The tomboys, tsun girls, tough-girls.... they will only ever work out with a man that's mentally stronger and calmer than them in the long run.
>I send a lot of irritation and anger here. Obviously the logical response is to post more LAK.
I also like your style. Let's be gay friends. Keep posting more LAK please.
First half is recap of the series, basically going over each character. The montage was nice. Second half is basically the first half of EoE, at least that's how it is on my dvd. Just watch EoE, perhaps watch D&R for the montage if you're really into EVA.
I wish I could be a big enough faggot to entertain you kids by samefagging all night on a chinese-girl cartoon board, but alas, I'm sorry anon, I'm just an Asukafag that likes this crackship also, and gets what that other anon is talking about.
Surprise, there are people with similar ideas out there. Le gasp.
So, just finished EoE and what I can take from this is
>series finale was some rushed bullshit, made to create controverse in purpose so Anno could made some profit
>EoE is the actual finale (duh), it's pretty good and it does gives for some analysis
>Anno is one messed up mofo with some serious sex problems
Glad to know I'm not alone out here. Hope you enjoy the rest of the dump.
>There are still people who browse 4chan without addons
was it 2deep4me or was it you who got nothing when you saw it and proceeded to eat all that crap like that huge pasta about how asuka is a representation of a real life tsundere?
LAK gets some great fucking doujinshi, I pity the anons who've never given them a read and a fap well deserved.
To see who's samefagging and who isn't. For example, that one autistic Reifag samefags and replies to a lot of his own posts. It's fucking hilarious.
>series finale was some rushed bullshit, made to create controverse in purpose so Anno could made some profit
I actually think Anno and friends were trying to do the best they could with their limited budget. I think that 25 and 26 work very well, just in a different way from EoE.
Now watch Eva 2.22 and 3.33 for the Fate/Zero of Evangelion.
Idk dude, from some point on the series, the so called character developement starts to feel like a constant repetition of the characters personality And the last two episodes were more of that, with the little twist of the whole human evolution thingy.
I see no point in that. I only get the opportunity to do LAK dumps and talk about LAK like once every several months. All other times I'm either lurking or fighting for Asuka in Red vs Blue wars.
You're welcome to leave L/a/K anytime you want, anon-kun.
Yeah man, what other autistic Reifag would I be talking about? I refuse to believe there are more delusional retards like him floating around,
but we all know there probably are.
I mean, the whole series is essentially a constant descent. The reason they keep fucking up on the same issues is because they can't overcome their character defects and won't even admit or accept them. The whole point of the last two episodes is the characters recognizing and accepting those defects and deciding to move past them.
>making jokes at Asuka's death in EoE
You're right. Please excuse me for not taking my Vietnamese cartoons seriously enough. Lighten up for fucks sake.
It's my favorite scene of Asuka's, so I do what I can to try and ease the actual bleakness and depressive context of the fight. I see no wrong.
>Why am I even responding?
Because I make u mad and you're lack of self-confidence won't allow you to just give up and fuck off.
I have a better idea, how about you tell me what exactly it is about LAK that flusters your buttcheeks? You probably got pissed off at Asuka fugging Touji in the EoE live action scenes, too.
to begin with, i would have liked them to expand on and properly explain the shit they left hanging like the dead sea scrolls. absolutely everything in the series somehow went exactly as was written in them, and yet they are only mentioned and then left at that.
some backstory on the angels would have been nice as well, things like where did they come from, what exactly are they, is their purpose really just blowing shit up? if instrumentality hadn't been initiated, wtf would have happened, what's the point of the impacts?
some more insight on the evas would have been nice as well.
i mean, they could have done something like in dark souls where you get some bits and pieces that sort of link everything together, but no most of these are outright dropped.
instead, they decided to focus on the characters emotional struggles (which could have very well been done along with the above) and on internal monologues revealing how every main character has a fucked up past that resulted in deep emotional troubles, that in turn led to spirals of self-loathing, doubt, selfishness, irrational/foolish behavior and poor decision making all of which culminated in the clusterfuck we get at the end.oh and there's rei.
but i dunno, maybe it's just me who couldn't appreciate void christian allegory and stereotypical anime characters with psychological/emotional problems and troubled pasts throw in.
>implying I even know what LAK stands for
I don't give a shit about your ships. It's the fact that you're a massive faggot casual that tells me you need to fuck off out of /a/.
How ironic considering you assume /a/ is a hivemind hugbox created just for you.
And the attention whore rears his ugly head once again.
But your anger only makes me harder.
All the plot related holes that were left are explained in supplemental materials like NGE2, they were always meant to be something superficial and extraneous in Eva; the real meat was the characters. I mean, yeah, Eva has a lot of flaws in its execution; but I think for what it was able to accomplish in the medium and the audience is what makes it such gold.
80% of threads on /a/ all contain some degree of people throwing shit at each other; how new can you possibly be?
I mean, this is a really genuine complaint. The plot of NGE is a confusing and incoherent clusterfuck that was only taped together after the fact with supplemental material, retcons, and other bullshit. You really do need to be able to let the plot and lore go if you really want to enjoy NGE.
I disagree with your second point, and I've always thought that Evangelion's greatest strong point was how genuine, realistic, and compelling most of the characters were. I find it odd that you can so easily write them off as cliched.
Well glad you can finally agree.
>yfw Anno actually owns some fujo merch himself
Queue Evageeks going batshit.
> namefag trying to fit in by being all sercastismal lel :^)
Oh, if only you knew.
I hope you at least know that his now wife made a Kawoshin doujinshi in '99.
>Anon-kun is being forced to reply against his will!
Cue the laugh track.
Wow, you guys are fucking delusional. It's actually a bit hilarious, since LAK-kun there isn't really baiting at all, just sorta doing some sort of magical logical-tromp on all the pleb responses in a pretty hilarious way. Honestly, the only thing anyone has said to him is 'get out'. Which is kinda weird since I've seen this crackpairing plenty here before and it never really caused this much of a shitstorm.
Go go LAK-kun, your sole supporter is still here. I was only gone to eat something.
Ironically, this is some sort of double reverse bait, and I'm falling for it.
Sadly I'll likely have to see the results of this shit thread tomorrow in the archive, since I need sleep more than I need this thread.
Nite you faggots.
>I've seen this crackpairing plenty here before and it never really caused this much of a shitstorm.
Yes, it's rather confounding. A couple months back I remember there was a LAK thread and it almost hit bump limit without any major interruption or shitposting. You can find it pretty easily in the archive.
She's a shoujo-loving feminist; a female version of Ikuhara in essence. I'm more surprised Anno didn't marry her sooner.
>nuclear weapons prove useless against the internet
>waifu-based superstates form
>Japan still independent
>Daiz is found dead
>LAK guy continues his inexplicably intricate faggotry for all eternity
The fourth Rebuild movie will get back to the series' roots in the most drastic way possible: by literally focusing on Anno himself. It will be a live action making-of FINAL showing Anno's struggles in pleasing his fans and himself in a post-3.0 world. All hanging plot points in Rebuild are resolved indirectly through the various writing discussions held by the staff. At the end Anno doodles idly in a notebook, making a small flip book animation, and realizes that the simple joy of creating and connecting through his passion is enough, and announces his retirement from big budget anime.
>Events of End of Evanglion take place on Decemember 31, 2015
>Evanglion (Final) 3.0+1.0 is released on December 31, 2015
Anno you crafty bastard you planned this from the beginning
after every single one of them, but extra hard on 3.33. fuck shinji.
i wish instead of 3.0+1.0 or whatever the fuck we just got End of Shinji, a reboot of EoE where instead of succeeding, gendou fucks up in the last step of instrumentality and only shinji become LCL, and then instead of having that whole dialogue between the character's collective consciousnesses Shinji just dies, his mind is banished to oblivion or destroyed, and he becomes a puddle on the ground.
the rest of the movie is all other characters wondering wtf just happened while gendou anally penetrates himself with the dead sea scrolls and dies of anal bleeding.
I want him to make the continuation of Kantoku Fuyuki Todoki.
Anno faps to Kaworu scat? I'm not surprised. Watersports seems like more of his thing though.
His wife made that, not him you turd.
Who cares about this shit?
Where are our NGE HD bds? This is all I ever needed, I never asked for shitty spinoffs.
>implying a true aryan would got go for the volksdeutsche best girl