What is "shabadadu" supposed to mean?
It means the pleasure of being cummed inside in ancient spanish
Obviously a trillion lions. The sun is massively outnumbered.
A lion has 2 claws attacks per round for 1d4+5 damage and 1 bite attack for 1d8+2.
Let's assume all attacks hit because the sun is so large and relatively immobile. So that's ~21.5 points of damage, or a total of 21 500 000 000 000 points of damage per round.
The problem is the sun has 7*10^21 HP.
7*10^21 / 215*10^11 ~ 325 581 395
One round is 6 seconds, so the lions would need slightly more than 60 years of continuous attacks to bring the sun to 0. A lion's life expectancy is lower than 20 years though.
The lions lose.