Macaron is the fluffiest and best mascot.
Is he God? Or at least some supernatural being?
>Because he's an alcoholic?
He isn't. If anything Moffle is the real binge drinker in the novels. Macaron is actually the most normal of the three mascots, in that he didn't have a military background, was not a career criminal, and is just a skilled musician.
His wife... His wife has issues.
>So, a slut?
I know that term had been thrown around a lot on /a/, but... Yes.
She couldn't keep her legs closed to any and all comers before they married, and even though we we never told if there was adultery, it is really implied.