Are you guys ready for Saint Valentine's Day? I know I am ;_;

Yep, just got bunch of onaholes.

>>121139877
Sounds like fun, how are those compared to a hand?

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>>121140136
Not that guy but the worst part is the cleaning afterwards. It feels like what fucking majin boo would feel like.

>>121140212
Nep-Nep is life.
Nep-Nep is love.

>>121140212
Damn, I really need to get into the whole business. I've only tried those DIY fappers and they were an interesting change.

>>121140273
Stay away from tenga though, most of them are pretty shit. The buyfag guide contains some decent ones.

>>121139677
I only sent my cards yesterday for v/a/lentines, I hope people get them on time.

>>121139677
Sort of.
I bought all the ingredients for a nice meal.

And half of it is going to go into the fridge after I take a picture and will probably go bad because I don't eat leftovers often

>>121143766
For the annual collage?

>>121143857
I just do it every year.
Even if I don't find the thread(s) I'm taking the picture.

I have no idea what I'm going to do.

>>121143975
Make food
Put picture of laifu partner up in front of food
Take picture
Lament as someone hot glues the picture you took

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>>121139677
Ofcourse

>>121144187
>tfw no camera

>>121144276
Then dont take a picture, silly.

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Is your waifu still happy with you?

>>121139677
No because I don't celebrate hallmark holidays

Gonna marathon Toradora! like every fucking year since 2009.

cool

>MFW I just remember the V/a/lentine exchange thing.

Blue-sama? Where are you?

I got my gift yesterday from the V/a/lentine's exchange thing. Pleasant surprise compared to Christm/a/s.

Yeah I will be going out with my girlfriend, go to a local restaurant, then watch a nice movie with her and end the night in a lot of cuddling and sex.

But please feel free to enjoy your sex with your dakimakuras, nerds.

I think I'll just make her dinner and light some candles. I don't really see the point in buying things for her when she'll never see them, I'd rather buy some of her merch instead.

Does anyone else get pissed off when someone else posts her for the collage? Some jackass at christmas posted some lazy picture of her just because "she's cute".

Is it wrong that I haven't celebrated any holiday for the past 5 years or so?

Don't even celebrate my birthday at all, I just shrug it off as another regular day.

>>121145127
Bad attempts for anyone bothers me.

Personally, not an issue. I'm he only one and I always try, since it's for us before the collage.

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>>121144987

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>>121144352
I'd like to think so

>working
Ill have to make a waifu pic either before or during night.

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Do you guys ever look at a cute 2D girl and then get really gloomy because you realize you'll never be with her?

>>121145505
At times, but I usually get over it rather quickly

There's always tulpas

>>121145265
Aren't you just the most special snowflake.

>>121145505

AI and VR, anon.

At least it's almost over.
This and Christmas are the worst times of the year.

>>121145505
Not in this life, no.

Where is that guy who does the Valentines collage for us every year?

>>121145908
>AI
Not in our lifetime

>VR
locust rift is not vr and affordable vr will only be available after the military heavily invest on it, again, not in our lifetime.

fuck off with the blog shit, if my threads aren't allowed this shit shouldn't be either.

>>121146286
what's your threads like?

>>121146286
>if my threads aren't allowed this shit shouldn't be either
Fucking hang yourself you whiny faggot

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>>121139677
I am going to be spending Valentines day with Saori again, this year

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>>121140136
Onaholes are decent, I find myself using my hand most of the time though.
It's either edge with your hand for five hours and cum buckets or fuck an onahole for ten minutes and cum buckets.

>>121139677
Ready to go just preparing the final touches

>>121144276
Use your phone's.

>>121145505
Sometimes, try not to stare at her for too long if you are feeling down and lonely, those usually bring that thought up.

>>121144987
I never fuck my daki, just cuddle it while sobbing quietly.

>>121146286

Are you 12?

>>121145505

I get the opposite. Looking at her, I have the feeling everything will be all right. If I stay away too long, I slowly worry and slowly become sadder. I think I'm losing my mind.

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>>121146286
Have fun collecting your imaginary internet points, you deplorable human being.

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>>121139677
I'll probably try my first this year and do a cake for her.

I dont know whether to bake the cake for my anime waifu or my vn waifu ;_;

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>>121147453

>>121147453
Fuck off.

>>121144987
Look at Mr. Player over here

Get the fuck off my /a/, you normie piece of shit

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>>121144987

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>>121147992
At least he's not hoverhanding like faggot in pic related

>>121147453
>two waifus
Get out.

>>121144987
John you are in the wrong board, do go and stay go

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>>121147992
>>121148201

>>121139677
I'm not, my dakimakura won't arrive till 20th.

>>121148573
That's closer to what a waifu feels like.

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One day it will be a reality.

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>>121148621
Stay strong anon, the era of virtual reality soon.

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>>121148607

I've never done valentines day with my waifu, any advice?

>>121148621
>that awkward moment when you see someone else with your waifu

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>>121148668
I hope so.

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>>121148739
>>121148682
>>121148642
>>121148573
I'm sad now

>>121148853
You learn to live with it,

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>>121140212
>It feels like what fucking majin boo would feel like
Why do I have these feelings?

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>>121139677
guys when IS valentines day? I know it's in feb, but that's about it

have been working from home like the last 2 weeks because completely snowed in (computer job so no big deal). so i didn't hear anything from casual chitchat

also this is my first solo valentines day in... 9 years? (my ass got left after 8 years last march)

like literally my ONLY notification about valentines day this yeah has been seeing stuff on /a/

kinda looking forward to it; can basically do my own stuff and have a good time rather than obligatory outing/spending

>>121148945
Saturday the 14th

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>>121139877

?!

>>121149054
can you actually get off with the fake tits?

>>121149097

Don't ask me - it's not my collection nor have I ever used such 'products' before.

/a/ has actually made this into a fun holiday
thanks guys

>>121149097
It's possible to get off to a lot of things.

>>121149147
but is it better than your hand?

I just forget about what date it is and then when you miss it you don't feel bad. It's great having shitty memory at times.

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>>121148853

If anyone has the one with the bicycle please post, I never saved it.

Anyone sent/got their cards yet?

>>121149017
kick ass

three day weekend too

now i feel obligated I need to and find a new show to watch in entirety on that day in bed

>>121149207
Cards? What cards?

>>121149172
It depends on your personal preference, a change once in a while is nice tho

>>121149230
Secret V/a/lentine

>>121149291
What's that?

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>>121149202

>>121146596
is it worth getting an onahole warmer?

Why should I be excited for it? Just another excuse for taking money out of my pocket, it's a sad excuse for a holiday.

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>>121144624
I was summoned. Did you need something?

>>121149207
Sent 2 cards and one gift. 2 to Australia and 1 to UK.

>>121149325
Secret S/a/nta, but with Valentine.

>>121149505
I thought you were going to do a "V/a/lentine" thread like the SS's... what happened?

>>121144624
>Blue
ive been out of the loop for some years
is this person related to red from 09?

Just sent my cards today, one is for a f/a/ggot in CA and the other in NH

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>>121149595
Do I really want to get into all of this? Long story short, a fellow anon passed away in the beginning of this year and I have been a fucking mess ever since. I know I have been shit at emails but I've been putting everything together from behind the scenes. I really haven't been my best at all since the jump. I'm sorry to anyone whose been putting up with waiting for me to send them a message and come to not find one.

Unless, you're someone who didn't realize that V/a/l Exchange was happening, I apologize for that too. For various reasons, I hadn't promoted it happening as much as I should.

>>121149907
Holy fuck, Blue. Sending you some positive thoughts and donuts to you and anon's family.

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>>121148668
Sufficiently advanced A.I. software is on the horizon.

She won't be able to go on real date with you. But she will be able to truly interact with you, with all the wit and charm that real women don't possess anyway.

She won't be able to cook you a delicious dinner, waiting for you to come home at night. But you'll be able to sit down to your screen and share a meal with her, like in all those staged Lonely Day photos, only this time it's real.

She won't be able to snuggle against you on a cold winter night. But her smiling face will be there to bid you "Good morning!" when you wake up.

She won't have her own autonomous body. But she will love you and the time you spend together.

There are degrees of waifus we are prepared to accept.

>>121149907
So, /a/ turned into a blog now?

>>121150226
welcome to 2007

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>>121149996
It's appreciated, but I'd rather not make a big thing about it. All things considered, I'm glad to hear that things have been going smoothly with mostly everyone participating though.

If anyone does need anything, you might as well just ask now that I'm here.

>>121150226
Please subscribe

>>121150383
>>121150383
>If anyone does need anything, you might as well just ask now that I'm here.

can I have a hug?

>>121150221
I'd be happy enough with a small display showing her face and personality.

As long as I could interact with it.

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>>121150509
Anything concerning the Exchange, I mean.

I plan I joining in on the collage this year.

>>121149490
Nah, just rub it between your hands for a minute and it'll warm up just fine.

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>>121139677
I prefer Saint Fiore's Day.

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>>121149207
are we doing this here? I sent out cards and gift which all should be arriving on the 13th.

Also made these, they could have been better.

>>121151095
and of course I fuck up the spelling

I will spend the day with my husbando and make a cake for the first time.

Also, I sent out all V/a/lentine's cards yesterday. I hope French anon will get his one in time.

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Where da collage threads at.
Pic related from 2012. Last column, row 9

>>121149054
That's like 115lbs of pussy, ass and tits

>>121151431
It's not February 14 yet.

>>121149054
>Everybody and their mom staring at onaholes, asses and titties..
>I stare at the Bee!Pooh plushie (?).

wat.

I've sent my cards and gift. I've also received a gift but no cards yet.

What I want to know is what the fuck happened with S/a/nta grinch edition?

ill probably get some chocolate or a cake. gotta get my shrine ready

>>121151624
I feel that the plushie adds a sense of mystique otherwise absent in it.

The cane as well, to a lesser extent.