What could these lolis be whispering about?
They're jealous of pubescent lolis.
>p-please stop having fun
>I d-dont like it
If you want to beat yatterman, you gotta take a few gallons of semen to the uterus
>Only going thing about Mashiro's show was Mashiro.
>Hahaha, have you seen this baka's dick?
>I know right? It's so floppy! Even when he's hard his foreskin is still twice as long as his dick
>Totally! No wonder he is still a virgin.
Sometimes all it takes is having a dependable onii-chan clothes.
The lolis obviously claim such men are just asking for it, and they wouldn't wear such clothes if they didn't want to get hugged in a dark alley.
But I personally think a man should be able to wear whatever clothes he wants to without the fear of getting cornered and hugged by little girls.
I wish MMD looked this good.
10~ years ago when Shakugan no Shana, Zero no Tsukaima, KnJ, Hayate, Bakemonogatari, etc aired, loli threads about best girl can go up till 200+ replies. I think probably because anime was so fresh and there was a plot to discuss.
Nowadays even I have forgotten what was discussed, so people just make "creature", "why is she so sexy" threads. And somehow this year is the first time I see so many anti-loli trolls which made the environment so bad mods have to ban them. But by now no one knows how to make a good loli thread anymore (or maybe there just isn't anything to discuss for the current shows. I know people are trying with the daily Illya, Leopard threads but I've seen the same discussion and arguments 10times over already).
But not this one, post a loli.
This is post is to complicated for me, I just like loli.
With /a/ becoming too fast and too big, people flock to "generals" threads to keep a certain discussion topic alive long enough to make it to the next day. Back in the day a thread could live long enough even without many posters, and it just stayed up for a few days or even a week. Nowadays small threads get kicked off the board in half a hour. But as a result of the high traffic of the generals, they quickly run out of things to discuss, and it's all reduces to I want to fug girl X.
Only if they're shitmods, or if there are multiple of the same threads.
About /a/'s last night sleepover.
Ask me anon, I want to answer loli questions.
Here's an older one. I'm off to bed soon so I haven't the energy to make a new one:
You have been granted a loli wish, which one do you pick?
Pervasive token lolis. Almost every series released will have at least one loli on the main cast.
More loli series. There will be more (at least 2 per season) shows with all loli or mostly loli casts. Shows will vary in quality and genre.
One lewd loli show. You will get one really lewd loli ecchi series with top tier production values. All girls will be lolis and will each cater to one or more of your fetishes.
Give me 2nd, I love all-girl shows so this will give me a lot of anime that suits my taste and it will create the most loli characters.
>one loli show over 2+ per season forever
Unless your fetishes are incredibly specific and you are desprite for more of it, then this is a huge waste.
Hey uncle anon, mom says im not supposed to talk to you anymore.
I meant more in terms of why you pick that one, but that is good too.
I've been meaning to cut that down to 1 per season so it's a fairer choice as that seems way too popular.
I am off to bed now, but if people like this kind of thing I will try to think of more questions like this to post in loli threads in the hope that it will spur discussions beyond why it is that Leopard is so sexy.
Enough to give up a lifetime of loli shows? You must really like lolibullies.
Im doing a paper for a class answer these questions;
whats it like being a gross old lolicon who jerked off so much he destroyed his testosterone levels?
why did you choose a lifestyle which causes everyone to despise you and possibly anyone else close to you by association?
were you dropped on your head or had your fanny bungled by a priest?
how do you sleep at night?
do you enjoy the choice you made to be considered sub human by 80% of the human population?
ever wondered why you cant grow a beard?
ever wondered if maybe if you didnt have manboobs you'd get a gf?
do you think japan animations ruined your brain and turned you into a subhuman?
Can you name 4 non-sexual, non-physical, personality trait in lolis that isnt something you can find in an adult woman that isnt "innocence"?
Describe adult women in 3 words.
Because all anime is done in CG now.
I'll take the bait and answer
1. Pretty average, probably as "unfulfilling" a life as anyone else's on this board
2. Because it's easier and more comfortable than actually going into society far enough to care about this
4. In a nice bed, it's pretty cozy
5. Yeah, the opinion of others' isn't important if they're just negative all the time
6. But I can
7. But I have one
8. Not really
9. Sure can't, I don't see the point of the question
10. Really boring extroverts
Didn't know that was a thing. good, I guess.
I'm not gay, so I don't know.
no and no
Quite easily. Also, I sleep during the day
Not really a choice.
But I can! Quite easily in fact. (it grew .0005 inches as I typed this)
it's a possibility
Not off the top of my head, no. I fap to grown women as well as cartoons.
stuck up bitches
>...So I'll tell him I've got two tickets to paradise, and I'll whip out those forgeries we printed for an Eddie Money concert-
>Is he even still alive?
>Yeah, I looked it up. So anyway, I ask him if he wants to chaperone me, then that's when you sneak up behind him with the chloroform.
>Chloroform? How am I supposed to reach his face all the way up there?
>Why do you think I brought this footstool?
The fuck kind of classes are you taking, boy?
But he didn't want to be the loli, he wanted to be with the loli. Such cruel irony.
Also gonna take the bait because I'm bored
>1. whats it like being a gross old lolicon who jerked off so much he destroyed his testosterone levels?
I'm not old, and my testosterone levels have been smothered to dust growing up with a controlling mother and having 2 older sisters, not lolis anon
>2. why did you choose a lifestyle which causes everyone to despise you and possibly anyone else close to you by association?
But no one knows about my lifestyle, that's the anonymity part anon
>3. were you dropped on your head or had your fanny bungled by a priest?
No, and I was not attractive enough as a child to be molested
>4. how do you sleep at night?
I sleep fine. Why would you feel guilty about something that doesn't affect anyone else?
>5. do you enjoy the choice you made to be considered sub human by 80% of the human population?
Yes, lolibutts have improved my life immensely
>6. ever wondered why you cant grow a beard?
I am actually sporting one right now, although it is not the greatest
>7. ever wondered if maybe if you didnt have manboobs you'd get a gf?
Close, but I'm not the neckbeard you're looking for, I'm the skinny white autismo, remember? having a (good) girlfriend is unrealistic right now
8. >do you think japan animations ruined your brain and turned you into a subhuman?
I thought we were talking about lolis? Don't lump every other anime in, anon. And no, I think watching anime was more of a RESULT of me being a loser rather than a facilitator.
>9. Can you name 4 non-sexual, non-physical, personality trait in lolis that isnt something you can find in an adult woman that isnt "innocence"?
lolis have mostly the same characteristics that Japan displays about most women in anime (innocence), but I don't really understand why you you think it's bad to be attracted to something that would be considered innocent.
>10. Describe adult women in 3 words.
It's wrong to generalize women anon. Every woman is a special snowflake :^)
>whats it like being a gross old lolicon who jerked off so much he destroyed his testosterone levels?
No idea, you really need to question your views of lolicons if this is what you think we all are.
>why did you choose a lifestyle which causes everyone to despise you and possibly anyone else close to you by association?
I didn't. Being a lolicon is neither a lifestyle nor a choice.
>were you dropped on your head or had your fanny bungled by a priest?
>how do you sleep at night?
In my bed, not sure why you seem to imply lolicons should have trouble sleeping.
>do you enjoy the choice you made to be considered sub human by 80% of the human population?
>ever wondered why you cant grow a beard?
But I have a beard.
>ever wondered if maybe if you didnt have manboobs you'd get a gf?
I don't have manboobs, nor do I want an old hag GF.
>do you think japan animations ruined your brain and turned you into a subhuman?
No, it did neither of those things.
>Can you name 4 non-sexual, non-physical, personality trait in lolis that isnt something you can find in an adult woman that isnt "innocence"?
Not really, but the same question could be phrased the other way around and still work. ESPECIALLY if we're talking about 2D which, i guess we are due to your use of "lolicon" though I feel that's just because you didn't want /a/nons bitching about you calling them pedophiles.
>Describe adult women in 3 words.
Disgusting old hags.
I must say 90% of those questions are rather terrible. You really should do more research before you ask questions like this.
Would you fuck a starving loli succubus?
Would you suffer eternal torment to save a poor loli's life?