Did they fuck?

Why does crab look so manly there?

>>121088083
Yeah, it was revenge for Aragi sleeping with his sister.

>>121088212
Some people said it's not cheating if it's incest. I guess the same is true for yuri?

No. She walked her home gently.

>>121088281
>Some people
Literally who

>>121088281
Only if the guy can have casual sex with the 2nd girl too. Also threeways.

>>121088466
Araragi.

>>121088466
Araragi for one.

>>121088281
>I guess the same is true for yuri?
If harem members have sex with each other it's just bonding to make the group sex better for the mc.

>>121088512
>>121088601
My mistake, I thought he was referencing actual people

>>121088083
They cannot have sex as they are both girls.

Sex is by definition vaginal intercourse that ends with ejaculation.

Oral, anal, fingering, sex with condoms (where penis and vagina do not physically touch each other), using sex toys etc. are just forms of mutual masturbation. Same goes for vaginal intercourse where the man pulls out before ejaculating - the sexual act itself is never finished, but instead interrupted.

>>121088083
girls cant fuck each other, baka

>>121088083
no cat is a prude and only gets raped; crab is too much a gentlewoman

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>>121089714
Lies.

>>121088281
Incest is just family skinship, so the fire sisters are okay.
Shinobu is part of Araragi, so fucking her is kind of like masturbating, so she's fine.
Mayoi isn't even really real, so there's no problems there.
Hanekawa is Araragi's freebie (plus Hitagi is fucking her too, and fair's fair).

I think the real question is, is there any girl Araragi can't fuck?

>>121090282
Kaiki

>>121090282
Nadeko? Kanbaru?

>>121090282
>I think the real question is, is there any girl Araragi can't fuck?
I think the question is why any girl would want to be fucked by him?

The whole anime plot is basically, Araragi saves a girl from her troubles, the girl is added to his harem and wants to fuck.

It's one reason I really dislike this series cause Araragi doesn't save any guys in it, and that there's no supporting male characters in it Araragi age who also interact with the girls.

It's like locked world if a girl is in Araragi harem there's no escape to form her own romantic relationship outside with someone else than Araragi, Hana story basically confirmed that in Kanbaru case which was so lame.

All of my erotic fantasies aside, they stopped at "messing around in the shower for thirty minutes". That said, there's a lot that you can accomplish in thirty minutes.

>>121090523
You make a valid point, but the only hole would potentially be Kanbaru. Sure she seems intent on claiming Araragi's butthole, but she's still an affirmed lesbian who desires crab above and beyond all others

>Hanekawa
>fucking anyone

>>121090523
>I think the question is why any girl would want to be fucked by him?
I would
not even a girl

>>121090614
>That said, there's a lot that you can accomplish in thirty minutes.

Most people on /a/ could fuck a girl 60 times.

>>121090655
Them abs bro

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Reminder that Snake never loved Araragi and now he can't even face her, making her officially out of the Koyobowl. Best girl/10

(Seriously though, it was frustrating as shit to find the Fire Sisters, who supposedly had boyfriends and lives of their own, also wanted his fucking dick.)

>>121090767
>wait 20sec for gif to load
>nothing happens
>check filesize
>111KB
you win this round, anon

>>121090816
But it is a gif, her lips move.

>>121090830
oh nvm mozarella furry fox was shitting me

>>121090767
Araragi is a mary sue, what else is new

>oh and his GUILT over not being Sue-perman ENOUGH also created a more powerful oddity than Shinobu X^D

>>121090767
>>(Seriously though, it was frustrating as shit to find the Fire Sisters, who supposedly had boyfriends and lives of their own, also wanted his fucking dick.)

What's your problem with incest?

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>>121090816
What fool d'you take me for? I'm not playing, that's the only sure way to win.

Snake is still my favorite.

>>121090891
It's not the incest. It's that they're less interesting that way.

>>121090917
Incest is ultra-interesting.

>>121090767
How did they get away with showing underage drinking? Isn't that illegal in Japan, and that's why all the underage characters always pussy out and say they're underage when someone offers them alcohol? Or are Jap otakus straight edge faggots and don't want their self-inserts drinking?

>>121090944
its obviously cola

>>121090944
he said she was a kami now, and besides, he didn't give a fugg

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>>121090939
It can be, but not the way it's done in Monogatari. It's just there for jokes and fanservice, it never goes anywhere, it might as well not be there.

>>121090986
>It's just there for jokes and fanservice
it's all there for that, besides the actual plot.

Do you really think Araragi wants to see a grade school girl pantsu?
Are you mentally ill anon? Seek help

>>121090980
Just because she was a deity doesn't mean she stopped being underage?

>>121091023
laws only apply to humans.

Otherwise you'd fine dogs for pissing in public.

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>>121091010
>Do you really think Araragi wants to see a grade school girl pantsu?

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>>121091010
>Do you really think Araragi wants to see a grade school girl pantsu?

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>>121091010
>Do you really think Araragi wants to see a grade school girl pantsu?

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>>121091010
>Do you really think Araragi wants to see a grade school girl pantsu?

>>121091010
>Do you really think Araragi wants to see a grade school girl pantsu?

Yes.

>>121088181
Because Akio Watanabe understands that human beings have jaws and draws them when appropriate rather than going for an oval shape at all angles.

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Bat is best girl, followed by bee.

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>>121091404
Hello, comrade in the waifu wars.

Though, personally, Yotsugi has been growing on me as second best - but, I don't feel like I've seen enough of her to make that determination.

>>121091404
bat is second best girl, after bat

>>121091404
>>121091454
>>121091492
Crab is best girl, plebs.

>>121091503
my african-american

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>>121090944
This and everytime a show has two people on a bike and they feel that they NEED to point out that it is illegal, I cringe like a motherfucker everytime.

>>121091503
>literally no ass
>over 1foot long feet
>cut her luscious long hair
>ntr with a pale 40 years old man

yeah nah

>>121091503
>crabfag
>calling others plebs
You're absolutely right

>>121091522
>cut her luscious long hair
that's just nisio, if you like em long then fuck you and fuck your life

>>121090767
>had boyfriends
>implying their boyfriends aren't Araragi

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What's wrong with you?
There's only one best girl.

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>>121091503
I don't hate crab, so I wont criticize your awful tastes, but that whole ironic tsundere act doesn't do it for me. She feels so dead inside, and even Araragi agrees that he's the only kind of person - 99/100 - that could actually like her.

>>121091522
>implying crab fucked kaiki
can people stop with shitty meme? its not even a question of crabs willingness, kaiki would never ever do that

>>121091598
>that girls looks like she's always in love for the first time

dude

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>>121091598
This. Kaiki is pure.

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>late night Monogatari threads

Only reason I wake up.

Have some Yozuru.

>>121091659
dude it's noon in the part of world that matters

>>121091674
No, it's 6am in the best part of the world.

>>121091674
>>121091683
You're both wrong, It's 3 am and I just got up from a nap.

>>121091683
>there's a literal ape eating bananas in the oval room
>trillions of debt to chinks

sure m8

>>121091713
Go to bed AUS.

>>121091584
I'm confused. It says as109, but she's not being brutally raped.

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>>121091674
>europe
>matters

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>>121091766
>>121091713
Guys we're here for the monogatari talks not the /pol/ talks.

>>121091815
waifufags have arrived already.
Thread's dead in the water.

is Kaiki still alive? Or a ghost?

>>121090523
I always assumed that this was partially explained by him being a vampire - it's his vampiric charm that causes the girls to fall in love with him without even realising. (iirc they mention something about it in Kizu)
As for the locked world, I think it's the combination of Shaft's style with the lack of importance/mention of background characters and also perhaps the isolation the characters feel by interacting being a part of the oddity world or some shit.. I dunno

>>121091837
He's alive.

>>121091837
>is Kaiki still alive? Or a ghost?

The real question is Araragi even real?

>>121091859
it's more like when you have issues and they all do, you are more prone to fall in love for nothing

>>121091766
Shitclaps will talk when we allow them to talk. No one gives a shit about a third world country with tens of thousands of gun murders per year and without proper healthcare.

>>121091756
Now if he could only pull the same thing a few dozen more times with Shinobu.

>>121091859
During Tsubasa Cat in Bake, his vampiric charm is brought up by Hanekawa, but its revealed to be an excuse to justify her feelings for him - or something to that effect. He asks the Cat or Shinobu about it, and they say he's far too weak of a vampire to utilize that ability, and that charm would make them mere puppets and not just fall in love with them

>>121091931
Ah cool, hadn't remembered the details of it.
Thanks Anon.

>>121088083
Pussycat is for Araragi use alone

>>121090523
How the fuck did this happen to Kanbaru in Hana? Did we watch the same show?

>>121090767
this gif makes me want sake

>>121088083
Hitagi feel guilty for stealing Araragi

>>121090874
>Mary Sue
People need to stop overusing this word. It doesn't mean what you think it means.

>>121088083
No, but there was skinship and teasing in the shower. Crab was obviously a veteran of fooling around with girls like so, according to Cat.

>>121089714
>Sex is by definition vaginal intercourse that ends with ejaculation.

We'll wait here while you go Google "female ejaculation."

>>121094101
An yet not with monkey. Why does crab have such shit taste?

Yes.
http://exhentai.org/g/633915/7afe1ffa24/

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>>121094175
Fooling around with monkey would betray every aspect of their relationship, she isn't that cruel of a person.

>>121090362
Araragi is descibed as a male version of Kanbaru's mom. Kaiki wants the Araragi dick too.

>>121091522
>over 1foot long feet
Where did you get this?

>>121094235
Who doesn't?

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>>121094383
It's canon, read the LN's. Her huge feet are one of the things the weighed her down when she was under the effect of the crab.

>>121093454
Kanbaru girlfriend turns to be a ghost, she's dead anyway so that's why it was so safe to play all the yuri from author said as cheap bait.
Only one Kanbaru ever talks seriously with is of course Araragi who helps her solve her problem, Kaiki is just father figure, zero Senjou fanwanking, it's all about Araragi this and that in their whole convo, Kanbaru is even jealous of him in one scene.
There's no escape from Araragi harem if you stepped into it once.
Another example of a show where haremette girls aren't allowed to have other love interests than main MC-kun who must be most important for them cause he exist.

>>121094812
>flat ass
>large feet
>angular face

Why did crab lose the genetic lottery?

>>121094880
To be fair it's an awful drawing.

>>121094875
Seriously? Numachi was never her girlfriend. There was not even any yuri, Numachi was just teasing her. She's still friends with Araragi so that means she can't get over him? She was never really into him.
Also her being jealous of Araragi? That's not how you act towards a crush. She's jealous of him because of what he has achieved, not because she wants to be with him.

The whole point, or one of the main points, of Hana was Kanbaru moving on past her adolescent problems which included her crush on Hitagi.

>>121094896
I'm not talking about that pic, that's true of crab in general.

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>>121094880
Meanwhile he has an aryan/nordic princess living in his shadow.

>>121094175
Monkey doesn't have oppai like Cat.

>>121094880
She didn't. She's described as beautiful and Hanekawa even lusts after her while she's watching her sleep.

>>121095100
But she has a firm and shapely ass.
Do girls go for ass or tits more?

>>121095167
Described as beautiful by who? Cat doesn't count because she's just jelly.

>>121095184
Crab seems to be more fixated with Hanekawa's boobs than her butt. She also really likes Hanekawa's skin.

>>121094975
>The whole point, or one of the main points, of Hana was Kanbaru moving on past her adolescent problems which included her crush on Hitagi.
Exactly her having a crush on another girl is considered a problem so it was resolved, her having crush on Araragi wasn't cause he is a male MC so it stayed cause we saw moments of that in Hana.

Bravo.

Typical Class S bullshit where a "lesbian" must grow out of her phase, Nishio is brilliant writer. He uses words he doesn't know a meaning of cause clearly while writing Kanbaru he didn't check his dictionary what a lesbian means, or maybe it was intentionally used like that to mock the meaning even harder, who knows.

Empty harems with one gender locked world where Ararag only meets and picks up girls, shouldn't be discussed too much.

>>121088083
Anon please, she's just gently holding her hand.

>>121095269
What the fuck are you talking about? Kanbaru's relationship with Numachi was never really clear but she had to grow out of it because Numachi is fucking dead.

Kanbaru never really had a crush on Araragi and doesn't now. What moments of it did we see in Hana? Araragi not being completely absent from her life? How would that make any sense?

And just to expand on your "Everyone is locked on wanting Araragi's dick" theory Hanekawa leaves to travel and Nadeko has nothing to do with Araragi after Koi. Everyone moves on with their lives, they don't orbit Araragi.

>>121095204
By pretty much anyone anon. She's described as a beautiful aristocratic type in the novels.

>>121095388
Anon the novels are told from someone's point of view.
So who is it?

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>>121091815
>anon preps themselves for soliloquy

>>121095412
I think it was Araragi 's PoV. Though he was referring to how other boys in the classroom viewed Hitagi.

>>121095269
This is 4chan so it's possible that you've never actually encountered human females in the real world, so I'll explain this to you. When people are young, especially middle school and early high school, they experiment with lots of different identities. That may include same-sex crushes or relationships.

Then, eventually, they start to figure out who they really are, and may decide they weren't really gay after all. With girls this is even more common because there is no faster way to obtain male attention than to pretend to be a lesbian, but you can only go so far with it before they lose interest.

>>121090362
Somebody needs to post THAT BL drama CD.

>>121094161
You mean piss? Why google that?

>>121096578
>not having a piss fetish

>>121096681
I have a humiliation fetish, does that count?