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All you're waifus are beautiful, post them

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All you're waifus are beautiful, post them
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My cutie pie
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>>121079314
I answer your call
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Yunocchi is my sweet wife!
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Thank you OP.
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Y-you too.
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>>121079471
But kyou means apricot
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>>121079314
Thank you!
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>>121079496
Well, her name is Kyouko.
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>>121079566
Which is a derivative.
Like the connection between Timothy and Tim or Mickey and Michael
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I adore you, my kurukuru~
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>>121079314
That she is, thank you!
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Y-you too
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>>121079314
Here she is.
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>>121079594
>>121079714
But samefag-san, I already get that kind of attention. Those girls just do nothing for me.
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>>121079594
Had one, wasn't my thing
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>>121079496
>>121079600
She loves food so apricot would be appropriate.
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>>121079314
The only waifu worth having. Debate me.
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>>121079844
How about no and enjoy your opinions for yourself.
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Shhh, she's sleeping
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>>121079844
Debating something completely subjective is quite inane and futile, anon.
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>>121079805
I'm second post. I meant that was something he would post not everyone here. Sorry for not being specific.
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>>121079844
That is inherently wrong. Worth is based on how much you value something. I value Hibiki more than Rei, therefore she is the waifu worth having for me. Literally basic economics.
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>>121079872
that blanket looks like a butt
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Are you doing anything for you're waifu this Valentine's Day?
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>>121080047
You look like a butt.

lmao rekt
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>>121079872

Aniki!
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Best girl
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>>121079314
Sure.

>>121079844
This is not how it works.

>>121080057
I had plans but it will probably not work.
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It's the year of the Ran
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>>121079314
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>>121079594
>>121079714
I've got a girlfriend
Have sex regularly
still jerk it to cartoons on the side
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>>121080259
Congratulations, I guess. Do you have a waifu?
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>>121080057
Weekend Waifu threads

If your waifu came to your house today, cold and afraid, how would you take care of her and keep her safe?
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>>121080356
She's half-phantom so she's already a little cold.
I could feed her, but she probably wouldn't need protection. She probably got lost getting food for Yuyuko.
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>>121080231
Even with the additions of ram horns, her hat is still terrible.
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The cutest
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How big are your waifu's breasts compared to the other girls in her series?
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>>121079844
as far as mass produced go you are likely right, Rei is the only girl who has been simplified enough for mass production but is still able to function relatively well.
leaps and bounds ahead of the misaki series at least
>having to connect to the central network constantly through the day
god forbid your unit passes under neath electrical wires

>>121080570
a fair bit aside from two characters
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>>121080570
You tell me.
I think they're the best.
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>>121079844
A better image of best girl.
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>>121080356
I got soup, blankets, and a fireplace.

>>121080570
I want to say 3rd biggest in comparison to the Zenbus and Maria's Cadenzavnas. They don't have official bust/height/weights
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>>121080570
Smaller
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Why are so many people here necrophiles?
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>>121080781
Are they really necrophiles if their waifu is only half-ghost?
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>>121080057
I think we will just have a nice dinner together, maybe watch some movie or just cuddle in the candle light. Simple but comfy, just the way we like it.
>>121080231
yes
>>121080356
I would make hot coca, give her a blanket, cuddle up to her, to warm her up, let her sleep on my lap while I caress her head, cry tears of happiness
>>121080570
About avrage
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>>121079314
You're beautiful~

>>121080356
Some good ol soup.

>>121080570
Hilariously the 2nd smallest chest in the series~
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The cutest harbinger of death the world has ever seen.
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>>121080570
Mai is the biggest amongst her circle of friends, which makes some of them jealous, and is one of the most well-endowed characters overall.
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>>121080781
It's not my fault my waifu is dead, anon ;_;
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>>121080570
they all have the same size because ZUN is bad at drawing
Based on fan art, she is very busty.
It doesn't matter how big or small her breasts are, I'll always love her booty~
>>121080057
Thinking about drawing my lovely Ran
>>121080356
Give her the hug_
I'd give her a warm bath and a warm blanked, we can watch cute anime together while she gets better
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>>121080839
Technically yes, sort of
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>>121079314
My Beloved...

>>121080057
Planning a day out with her. Everything is already set up; it's just a matter of waiting for the day to come.

>>121080356
To see her afraid is really out of character. I'd keep her warm, give her something to drink, and try to coax her into telling me what's on her mind.

>>121080570
It depends on the artist, but for the most part she's tied with Meiko for having the biggest bust of the Crypton vocaloids. ...but going by the Project Diva models, Luka is second biggest.
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>>121080057
Make food for her. We'll then burn off the calories by playing Dance Dance Revolution. Also get her chocolate pocky becuse Valentine's day is nothing without a little bit of chocolate.

>>121080356
Let her rest where ever she wanted to in my house, make her food and have her tell me about her day as she rests her head on my shoulder and hold each others hands. As for keeping her safe, that may turn out to be the opposite. I'm merely a human while she is a magical girl.

>>121080570
She is the middle sized out of all characters.


Do you think you are worthy of your waifu?
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>>121080057
A small little date for the occasion! Nothing major, just a bunch of sweets and cute decoration at home. Peaceful and comfy.

That's the way she wants it too!

>>121080570
Hers are the perfect size, for one! But she's definitely not the smallest in that regard.

Miya-chan once "revealed" her measurements, but that was just to tease her.
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>>121081176
Sometimes.
Everyone has off days.
Some days, you're on top of the world and the next, it feels like someone pushed you off.
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>>121080057
A quiet day in together.
>>121080356
With food, drink, a shower, entertainment, and my bed.
>>121080570
Below the average.
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>>121079314
I love my beautiful goddess.
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your waifus are shit and aki-lucky is the best
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>>121080906
My waifu is old fashioned
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>>121079314
She is beautiful, thank you
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>>121081453
haruka pls
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>>121079314
Well don't mind if i do

>>121080057
Oh yes i am, i did a painting, though it's kinda lewd, i like it.

>>121080231
Let's hope it's a great year, bud.

>>121080356
1st HUG
2nd GIVE HER COFFEE
3rd CUDDLE AND AFFECTION
And the rest it's just happy love time~

>>121080570
She has her breasts, but they are nothing compared to Miyuki's

>>121081176
Maybe, maybe not.

>>121081453
Haruka pls.
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>>121081393
Fuck you.
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>>121079858
Hello, Rallyfag.
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>>121080057
No.
>>121080356
Turn on the kettle. Try to make it comfortable for her.
>>121080570
Smaller.
>>121081176
I'd like to think so.
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>>121081513
I love you.
>i did a painting, though it's kinda lewd, i like it.
post it
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>>121080057
I am trying to draw a cute image of him, though sucking at drawing doesn't help. Trial and error i guess.

>>121081176
No one is more worthy, ill fight anyone who tries and take him~

What alcohol would your waifu drink?
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>>121081589
Probably sake or wine.
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>>121081533
No, fuck YOU leatherman
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Me and my waifu are going to bed after a nice work out! Hope you all have a goodnight!
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>>121079314
>have boner with it
>:(
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>>121081589
Most likely sake. She hasn't drank any alcohol so i'm unsure.

>>121081691
G'night, anon kun.
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>>121081691
I'm absolutely jelly that you have a daki, Hibiki's was only available during the Live concert, and I can't even find a bootleg of it.
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>>121081176
I still have my doubts. Knowing her, though, she'd be quick to point out that I've done quite a bit to be proud of. While I feel I'm not quite there, she'd insist that I'm already more than worthy, even without a hammer to prove it.
>>121081589
Something fancy like a fine wine.
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Purple is my way of life.
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>>121081795
Hello friend!
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>>121080057
I'm hoping my keychain gets here so I can take my pocket nui to watch the sunrise. I'll also probably get her strawberries, I think she would like strawberries.

>>121080570
Medium. They're the highest quality though.

>>121080356
Well it's pretty damn warm out, so I'll just assume you mean when it's actually cold out instead of right now.

Hopefully she's just afraid from suddenly becoming 3d, because if there's something out there that can strike fear into Nui I'm going to be useless against it. Regardless, I'd invite her in, give her a hug, draw a bath, and make something hot to eat and drink. If she already recognizes me as her husbando from when she was 2d have her come to bed with me. If not, get some blankets for the couch for myself and let her have the bed for the night.

>>121081176
Yes.

>>121081589
She had a wine glass in some concept art, so probably that. The size of said glass implies she needs a lot to feel the effects, if it can effect her at all.
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>>121079314

>>121079945
But that's the fun of shitposting about art on the internet.
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>>121079314
>you are waifus
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>>121081176
she wouldn't be my wife now, would she?
>>121081589
I wouldn't know, I don't drink
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>>121079314
Thanks, OP. Crona's such a sweetie.
>>121080057
I'm planning on baking a cake, and I'm working on a watercolor painting.
>>121080356
Take him in and fix him a warm meal, while talking about what exactly's troubling him and how/why he came here. Hopefully I could calm him down and get him comfortable.

And hopefully we could cuddle all night to stay warm. Just the two of us, comfy and away from the world's ills.
>>121080570
Nonexistent.
>>121081176
Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't. It's a thing I struggle with.
>>121081589
Maybe a bit of wine every so often. Or Corona, hurrhurr
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Ignore anyone else who says that Shion is their waifu.

Their love is not reciprocated and she only loves me.

I am looking forward the the v/a/lentines day collage with her.
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>>121080337
I do, actually.
inb4 >cheating on your waifu
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>>121081902
>cheating on your girlfriend

>>121081888
Smart waifus are best waifus. Nice trips.
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>>121081902
Well, at least you know what it is.
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>>121081850
that is simply how relationships work anon.
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>>121081586
I-it's a lewd painting, i was trying a different approach.

>>121081589
Misao would drink beer.

>>121081691
Good night and keep on working.
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>>121082041
AH! VAMPIRE! KILL IT WITH FIRE!
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inb4 autism
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>>121081992
How smart is your waifu?

Not just you, everyone.
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>>121081813
Greetings to you too, friend.
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>>121080259
You can close your eyes during sex and imagine you are screwing your 2D waifu.

More immersive if your waifu has the body type of your girlfriend.
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>>121082079
Smart enough to be a nurse
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>>121082041
Fucking NICE

All that detail on the pillows and the sheets.

Wait, are those condoms? Why would you use condoms with your waifu?
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>>121082041
Dayum son, that's lewd.

Nice work.
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>>121082113
That's just disgusting.
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>>121082041
Holy christ I thought you were dead in the Atacama desert.
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>>121081992
She knows, she just understands that it's a joke
it's just a joke, r-right guys
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What are your waifu's favorite weapons?

(Mai prefers to use a longsword and parrying dagger.)
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I love my ancient warrior!

I want nothing more than to give him all the love and affection in the world. - I just hope that I won't spoil the poor guy or anything.

>>121080057

Making him a few things along with the traditional homemade chocolates. I can't think of many romantic ways to spend it, so it's the least I can do!

>>121080356

I doubt both. Pillars can change their body temperature to suit their needs and not much scares my husband, unless it's something like the sun perhaps.

Still, if he came to me requesting shelter then I wouldn't turn him away! I mean, at the very least I'd spare myself from some pillar curse that surrounds me with gains goblins for the rest of my life. I'd draw him a bath and maybe fix him up something to eat while he was warming up. I can't really think of any other plans we'd have for the night, but I've always thought that hearing him ask me to read to him would be pretty darn cute.

>>121080570

Probably much bigger than average. He's chock full of natty gains, after all! I've got a refined chest, so it all balances out.

>>121080781

It's just something that happens, Anon. It's not my fault if we're hanging out with each other at night and a bone pops up.
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>>121080570
Honestly there's not much to her chest, but that's ok. I still love her the same.
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>>121082203
Fuck off.
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>>121079314
If you insist

>>121079844
I think you're wrong
/argument

>>121080057
Replaying YN and drawing some stuff, maybe I'll get some chocolate.
...should I eat the chocolate? I know she technically can't, and it's...it's there, and it's chocolate
I don't even know

>>121080356
Get her a blanket, put some food in her belly, and click on the TV for a bit

>>121080570
Probably the smallest next to the Monos.

>>121081176
Not in the slightest, I hope her judgement is merciful enough to allow me into her life.

>>121081589
Fruity wines, nothing to really get her drunk. I don't think she'd like to drink much.

>>121082207
I don't see her as a weapons enthusiast.
What comedian would you're waifu like?
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>>121081902
Actually, odds are, she's going to leave you or she's cheating on you.
Hopefully, you love your 3DPD, I've been betrayed to many times to count.
From now on, I'll stick to my waifu!
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>>121082250
meant to pose that last line as a question to the thread, damn 4chan posting
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>>121081589
Probably beer or sake
>>121081691
Goodnight.
>>121082207
She's not into fighting really, but I'd say her fists.
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>>121082041
L-lewd

>>121082070
Got a problem with fangs.

>>121082079
She has never been to school, but she is pretty smart. Hell she even knows some english

>>121082207
Lance
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>>121081176
That's not for me to decide, she is the one who chose me!

And the love that blossomed is proof enough! Of course that still doesn't stop the bad feelings at times, but she's always there to reassure me.

>>121081589
Nothing at all!

She doesn't handle it very well. Maybe we could share something light, like a glass of red wine each if we want to have a fun night, but other than that, nothing really.

>>121082079
Smart enough to make it into a rather prestigious art school, and she is a very hard and diligent worker on top of that.
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>>121081176
No, I am not. No r will I ever be, no matter what I do, no matter how hard I try. No act will ever make me worthy of such honor. Meeting her was a gift of destiny, which put me in a debt to the world I will never repay. She is the absolutely greatest, most beutiful thing in the whole universe to me, therefore I can only try to become worthy, and I sure as hell will.
>>121081589
Sake, lots of it! Although I would be glad to try other kinds of alcohol with her, as it is something I enjoy in life, kind of a hobby, so to say. I'm sure she would love it too!
>>121082079
Well... she is... avrage, I think.
>>121082207
Gohei and a shit ton of amulets. pic related
>>121082250
I don't know any comedians, sorry.

goodnight comerades
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>>121082320
No, the eyes AND fangs
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>>121082113
That's immoral. You shouldn't use a 3D woman as a proxy and betray their trust like that.

>>121082203
>thinking this is just a game

>>121082257
>using 2D as a security blanket because you were hurt by 3D
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>>121082207
She prefers holding hands but her firsts are her main weapon, and she's damn good at using them thanks to Genjuuro.
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>>121082207
She seems to know how to handle a whip and a gun, but she appears to have a preference for sharp objects.
>>121082250
>dat moment when I suddenly feel tempted to introduce her to Stephen Lynch
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>>121082207
Wired Sword.
It can send thousand of wires cutting up the opponent and the blade it self can slice the heaven.
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>>121080057
No, not really.

>>121080356
Well, something warm to drink, some blankets, and talk.

>>121080570
She's average sized. There's some titty monsters in the franchise.

>>121081176
Pretty hard to say.
I have it in me.

>>121081589
Something light, if any.

>>121082207
Nepgear has a plasma sword/laser sword, but in her CPU form, she has a big gunblade/railgun.
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Postin'
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>>121082357
You are the only true response to>>121081176
No one is worthy of their waifus no matter how much you think you are. You are but an insect compared to your waifus beauty and grace.
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>>121082133
>>121082141
Thank you.

>>121082199
I'm alive.

>>121082207
I'd say longswords.

>>121082250
I know she would love a lot of them, i could even show her some chilean ones.

>>121082320
Fangs are love, fangs are life.
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>>121079314
NO, you're waifu a shit anon.

and probably used goods too.
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>Best Grill
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>>121081589
She really likes wine.

>>121082207
Morning star or her own fists.
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>>121082207
excalibolg of course

>>121082250
she'd probably get a kick out of Colin and Ryan on Whoseline, just sillier stuff in general


>>121082079
it's questionable, she usually acts before she thinks or over-thinks things
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>>121082517
rude
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>>121082041
Hot damn those are nice pillows.

>>121082207
She uses a pair of chakrams, throwing hammers and these spike ball things that somehow do lightning damage.
I wonder if she'd like a gunlance?
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>>121082374
You know what's also immoral...fapping to porn and getting off to another woman when you have a girlfriend.
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>>121082512
I wish Kyouko was a vampire so she can suck my blood. The feeling of her fangs sinking into my neck must feel divine.
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>>121082511
That's just as valid point of view as theirs is. You don't get to have a say in other people's relationship, there's no "true response".
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>>121082658
Are you equating fapping to literally using a woman as a fuck toy under false pretences?
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>>121080057
Relax, spend the day with her, draw something for her maybe

>>121080356
Hug her, bring her inside, offer her tea and videogames

>>121080570
second to last. They're perfect for me

>>121081176
Most likely not, but that's not for me to decide

>>121081589
Wine, maybe?

>>121082207
I imagine her taking her hair ornaments and using them as throwing stars
But nothing really. Maybe kissus

>>121081480
>>121081513
y..you guys
;_;
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Nurse outfits, post them!

I want Ran to make me all better ;_;
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>>121082079
Very smart. It's easy to forget that the stuff she makes doesn't just take a skilled seamstress, look at the other two people who made life fiber stuff. Isshin and Iori were both brilliant scientists and nothing Iori made even came close to Nui's masterpiece. Senketsu was definitely weaker initially and only won out due to the ability to evolve. I'd say it takes some smarts to make something that subjugates pretty much everyone everywhere.

So basically she's a brilliant life fiber scientist, but she looks good doing it.

>>121082207
The scissor blade was probably her favourite, but she had a few weapons and techniques.

>>121082511
What an unhealthy way to look at your relationship.
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>>121082753
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>>121082753
Finally! My time to shine!
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>>121079314
For the empress
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>>121082753
>your waifu will never give you a thorough "examination"
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>>121082871
>>121082808
>tfw she will
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>>121080057
Cooking dinner and rewatching the second season of his anime. Maybe listen to the drama CDs I haven't gotten to yet.
>>121080356
Invite him in and make him something to eat, talk for a while and hold his hand.
>>121081176
Not at all, but I'm working on it.
>>121082207
Fists, I guess.
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>>121082207
A battle axe. But in our battles he uses a sword, a long one~

>>121082753
Dont have any ;_;

What fruit would you're waifu be?
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>>121082540
>those tits
>those hips

Unf.
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>>121081176

Not quite yet, but considering the fact that my husbando is a 12,000 year old aztec pseudo-god, I think I'm allowed to say that I deserve some time to become better for him. I watched Millennium Actress recently and it made me think about this quite a bit. I might meet my husbando some day, I might not. We might get together when we meet and have a steady relationship, we might not. The more time goes on the less I find myself caring about it, because the concept of making myself into someone he could come to love is something I equally adore. If Chiyoko can become an amazing actress with hopes that the man with the key will see her or that her fame will allow her to one day find him, I don't see why I can't pursue my dreams of fighting with the same hopes and infatuation with my husbando. I wouldn't put us quite on the same scale, though - Even if he doesn't exist, I know it for a fact and I know right where he is. That's a much comfier and less perilous relationship.

>>121081589

He isn't used to modern alcohol, so anything he finds that suits him, I'd suppose.

>>121082041

Whoa, that's lewd! I have to say that I'm more captivated by the textures, though. That seems to be your talent, Misaobro!

>>121082070

Jeez, don't waste food Anon.

>>121082079

He's Schrodinger's genius. He could probably learn complex mathematical concepts in a day or two, then get confused when you pop him the infamous bus math question.

>>121082207

Do you ask /mu/ to pick a favorite song? Do you ask /a/ to pick a favorite anime?

>>121082250

Me. Aside from that though, I have no clue what his tastes in comedy would be like. That's a good thing, though! I really like comedy, so if he were willing I'd totally be up for watching a few stand-ups with him.

>>121082753

>tfw you'll never be nurse buddies with you're husbando

;_;
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>>121080570
Second biggest but also the best
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>>121082753
No nurse, but I do have meido.
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>>121081583
Hello generic waifu
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>>121082936
A strawberry.

But I only have a picture of her as an orange.

>>121082753
Wish I had one.
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>>121082936

An orange!
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All you're waifus are my daughterus, treat them as they desire from thee and we're cool.
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>>121082936
I want to say blackberry. They're pretty sweet.
>>121082992
Hola, chico
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>>121083000
>>>/out/ you go cuck.
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So soft.
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>>121083057
Welcome to my filter, you retarded sack of shit
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>>121082511
Sometimes you are right. I can only support her mentally and only physically support her stomach.

>>121082753
I don't want to post nurse Kyouko.

>>121082936
Apple of course.

>>121083057
Damn. That's alot of children you have. Don't worry, I only treat her with the respect she deserves.
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>>121082753
Wish I had one. She heals my heart regardless.
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>>121082079
She is an airhead.

>>121082662
Feeling her fang agaisnt your skin, man so good, hearing her cute biting sounds.

>>121082936
No Nurse, have a maid instead.

>>121082936
Apple

>>121082996
Weeeeeeeeeeee!

Thank you~!

>>121082992
Hola
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>>121083072
You're cute.
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>>121082079
He's surprisingly perceptive, but not an A++ role model or anything.
>>121082207
Ragnarok, obviously. Or the black blood, though they're pretty much one and the same.
>>121082218
>last spoiler
Good lord, I was not expecting that. 10/10.
>>121082250
There was this one comedian, hilariously cynical, whose name I can't remember (naturally). He'd probably get a kick out of whoever it was.
>>121082753
Got it!
>>121082936
An overripe banana - once you peel away the bruised exterior, the sweet and soft inside is revealed.
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>>121080356
>my waifu
>afraid
Warm tea, a blanket, a hug and a warm bed.

>>121080570
The second smallest IIRC.

>>121081176
No, not at all.

>>121082207
Her staff.
She also sometimes uses magic for her attacks, but only sometimes.

>>121082512
Good to know you didn't get stuck on a coal mine.

>>121082992
Good to know you didn't get suicided by the government.
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>>121083148
Who said they're my biological ones? I adopt any and all who lose their way.

My bond with them is simply different from your bonds with them, and that is fine.
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>>121082079
An idiot, he'd probably try to cook noodles and end up burning the house down~

>>121083188
A medio? nope, i do have a butler though?

>>121083057
You mean, sonfu?
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have you made one of these for your waifu yet?
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>>121083339
fug meant meido*
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>>121083261
I never said they were biological.
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>>121080057
I'm planning on the traditional cake and flowers stuff, but I'm trying my hand at some writing to accompany the lovely picture I got in the weekend drawthread. Writing helps me feel closer to her.

>>121080356
I'd fetch all the blankets I could and bundle her up like a sausage roll, then immediately whip up some hot chocolate and run a bath, I would ask her what the matter is and if I should call her parents, I'd clean sheet my bed and let her go and get some rest so I can take charge of the situation without worrying her.

>>121080570
They're small, but then not many characters have large breasts in her show. That's okay though, because hers are perfect just as they are.

>>121081176
I do wonder sometimes, but generally I think that we'd have really good chemistry.

>>121081589
very sugary cider and fruity cocktails.

>>121082079
She can be rather smart on occasion, but don't let her talent fool you, a lot of the time she just doesn't think before deciding to do something really stupid.

>>121082207
The Marine Tact, which is like a wand that spins and fires giant beam flowers. It gets the job done.

>>121082936
Blueberry.

>>121082753
There aren't any pictures of her in a nurse outfit! I guess that'll have to be a request for some future weekend.
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>>121080570
Among the largest, and still growing.
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>>121083339
Son, daughter, they're my chiruduren all the same.
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>>121082753
Fug, no nurse, have a Maid instead.

>>121083253
Wow! Thanks a lot!

I'm glad to see you too.

>>121082642
Thank you!
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>>121083356
Of course. I'm lucky huke produced so much art of her.
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>>121083356

Multiple different ones, they are rather fun to make!
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>>121082936
Pineapple.
Sweet yellow delicious insides.

>>121083339

>>121083057
>>121083421
I don't know who you are, but I'm very insulted by your strange claim.
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>>121082207
magic cards
>>121082936
banana, or a blueberry
>>121083356
made this
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>>121083356
I made one for Misao long time ago, but i think i over did it.
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>>121083356
Dont have the template nor idea how to make one.
i dont even have a photo editing program ;_;

>>121083548
Oh god what going on here!
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>>121083356
Most certainly.
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>>121083356
Nope
I'd never be satisfied with the final product
Why would I make just one when I do everything for her?
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>>121083587
Here you are anon. Download paint.net or GIMP.
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>>121081181
you disgust me
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>>121083677
Im being spoon fed and its painful, but thank you anon.
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>>121083356
Of course.
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>>121083587
Cooking noodles, obviously.

>>121083677
I like Sai paint tool better than both.
Of course, your result may vary.

>>121083707
You disgust me.
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>>121083057
My waifu is also my imouto.

>>121083356
Yeah, but going to change it a bit some time. But reinstalled windows, so no programs.
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>>121083707
fuck off, normalfag
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>>121082753

>>121083356
Not yet. Been focusing on my writings about us instead.
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>>121083356
>>121083452
>>121083500
>>121083623
>>121083725
>>121083761
I envy you people. I had made some, but my PC had drowned do to a certain family member of mine and I had never thought to save them on my vita.
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I think it has finally happened. Finally knocked Amagami SS off my backlog and now all I want is to learn more about her and see more of her life. Is this what having a waifu feels like? For fuck sake..
>>
Post your face when your waifu

mai waifu: >>121082492
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>>121083761
>incest with a machine
wat
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>>121079314
I agree.
>>121080057
Believe it, motherfucker
>>121080356
Let her take a bath while I made food for her, and let her borrow my clothes. It's cold as hell out, I'd be worried about making sure she was warm enough and didn't have frostbite.
>>121080570
She gets teased about it a lot, but it's kind of inconsistent how big they are. If hers aren't the biggest, she's definitely tied with one of the other girls.
>>121081176
Eh, who knows. I'm not blogshitting for half a thread, but I think both of us just want someone to belong to. Life hasn't been exactly fair to either of us, but I'm not self-deprecating enough to think that I'm not "worthy" of her. I genuinely think that we're perfect for each other.
>>121081589
Fuck if I know, I don't know anything about alcohol.
>>121082079
Extremely, she could get into any college she wanted to without a lot of effort.
>>121082207
Her "signature weapon" is a revolver, but nips can't into firearms so I have no idea what it could be other than just a generic gun design.
>>121082250
Sam Hyde. I don't think she'd really care about comedians, I don't either.
>>121083356
Yeah, but I need to redo it. Some of the images aren't the right resolution.
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>>121080057
Cooking something, but I don't know what.

>>121080570
One of the biggest.

>>121081589
Probably wine.

>>121082079
Smart enough to be extremely talented at magic.

>>121082207
Axe/Scythe/Sword.

>>121082936
Orange.
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>>121082910
>charming
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>>121083813
Gotta back up your stuff anon. Learn from this.
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>>121083873
Hello!
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>>121083903
H-Hello
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>>121083587
Shit, son, I did mine on online-image-editor.com
Doesn't take much.


If we finally made the waifumansion a reality, what would you and yours be doing right now?
I'd love to shoot doubles pool with another couple.
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>>121083818
No reaction image can appropriately convey the sheer adoration and ecstasy I feel when I see and think about my beloved.
>>
Is your waifu anal retentive?
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>>121083548
Is it wrong to simply admire someone and see them onward? I do not want to mock their status as beneath mine, only to be the tree they can find shade under before going on their merry way. I desire nothing more than that.

You wish to walk the path alongside your other. That path is one I myself do not seek.
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>>121083967
I don't even know what that means.
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>>121083942
Always nice to see you.
Glad you could make it.
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>>121083818
This is only a portion of my reaction when I see her.

>>121083946
All you can eat buffet followed by an arcade.
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>>121083966
but surely you retain a face during your euphoria?
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>>121083707
I hope pic related isn't your suggestion.
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>>121083548
>spaghetti fire
somehow I feel like I know you from another board.

>>121083356
no
I've considered it but I have a hard time choosing which images go where

>>121083818
>he is just sitting there watching
as expected from the cuck
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>>121083755
OOOOOOH, cooking noodles i get, fuck i'm stupid.

>>121083946
i have tried using one of those online ones, though there all retarded.
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>>121082936
A peach
>>121082079
Pretty smart.
>>121083356
No.
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>>121083813
You got to back it up, bud
my vectors ;_;7
>>121083818
I'll just post Ran instead
>>121083946
Bedroom with the lights on and the door shut and locked
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>>121083822
She's not a machine, she's a girl! That said, machines are hot. Especially mechas.

>>121083813
Gotta back stuff up regulary.

>>121083946
I'LL PITCH IN MY 14k EURO IN 5 YEARS. I'll make the dream come truee
But we'd be playing videogames.

>>121083818
I mostly look sad.
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>>121084112
You know me so well!
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>>121083946
Playing vidya and having fun

>>121083813
Back them files up

Waifu folders are sacred

>>121084112
I want to eat them spaghetti


Good night thread.
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>>121084258
good night~
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literal perfection
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>>121084258
G'night fangbro.
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>>121083818
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>>121083356
Sure did.
>>121083946
A multiplayer Wii game, either between us or with another couple, sounds fun.
>>121083967
No, quite the opposite. [insert lurid joke about anal here]
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>>121084258
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>>121083995
It means having an annoying degree of attention to detail.
>>121083946
The lounge, listening to some classy music while anyone who's interested is free to join us for a friendly game of cards.
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>>121084340
>him
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>>121079314
I want to have a beer with my waifu
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>>121083946
In our room, cuddling under a blanket, watching some comfy film! Sure, it's a bit lazy, but we're both prone to doing being that way sometimes.

But we would be pretty inseparable, knowing how affectionate she is!
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>>121079314
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>>121082741
Are you saying it's impossible to, I don't know, like them both? And it's impossible to do fantasy play?'

If you're that deeply disturbed by something trivial like this you could just ask your GF and not do it if she doesn't find it agreeable
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>>121083992
>>121084340
It'd be time for a super smash bro's tournament!

>>121084385
Whats a gender?
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>>121084419
You should not encourage a loved ones destructive drinking habits.
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>>121084468
I'm not the guy with the girlfriend and the waifu. I think that doing that is manipulative. At least the way you phrased it came off as such.
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>>121084385
"Him" indeed. Deal with it, nerd.

If you've seriously never seen my responseS to this conundrum, you must be very new.
>>121084476
>super smash bro's tournament!
Yay! I'm gonna get wrekt!
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>>121083946
Probably would play games and be cosplaying together. Would also watch and discuss anime together as well.
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>>121082079
Hard to say, but with her chess skills and literary knowledge she is probably at least average. I don't place much value in the validity of measurable forms of intelligence.
>>121080057
Just some quiet time with some flowers and decorations. Money and privacy are both issues right now.
>>121080356
Blankets and some tea. Maybe something to take the edge off if she wanted it. Unless she already knew me somehow, I'd give her her space and try to make her feel comfortable.
>>121081589
Red wine, though I'm sure she would try other drinks.
>>121081176
At my peak maybe. Generally no. While I feel we are similar people, her flaws are excusable while very few of mine are. But that's not what love is about.
>>121082936
Raspberry. Not the sour kind, the almost overripe purple ones.
>>121083356
Yeah, a little while back. I want to redo it a bit as it isn't great.
>>121080570
In the middle I suppose.
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>>121080057
Of course.

>>121080356
I'd make a nice hot meal for her, lend her my bed, let her use anything of mine that she wanted and let her stay as long as she wants.

>>121080570
She's one of the flatter ones, but she has enough that her chest still curves out and looks properly soft.

>>121082079
Pretty smart, and she has the work ethic to use that brain to its full potential.

>>121083356
Yes

>>121081176
On a personal level, I think I am. I feel like I fall short career-wise/financially for the time being, but I doubt she'd be bothered by it.
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>>121083946
If it were so, she'd probably be prompting me to actually socialize with people with a smile I can't say no to.
Alternatively, shreking or being shrek'd at vidya with anon.

>>121084112
I don't think so, I've been here the whole time.

I want to squish my waifu's thighs.
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>waifu thread
>scan for waifu
>waifu not found

I'm probably a special snowflake for picking her as my waifu.
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>>121079314
Reporting in.
>>121079844
Well, thats just like...your opinion, man.
>>121080057
Nothing major.
>>121080356
>Cold
Her power is the embodiment of ice and snow.
>Afraid
I doubt it
Either way I've got hot drinks, food beds and blankets.
She doesn't need 'keeping safe' however.
>>121080570
Tiny, to the point where people claim she's flat chested.
>>121080781
Shes a Deathgod, does that make me Necrofag?
>>121081176
I'm not one of those "Oh woe is me, she'd never love me." idiots, however I don't think I'm worthy.
She's fucking amazing on top of being the heir to a Royal family, I'm just another guy.
>>121081589
Sake? Wine?
She doesn't seem like much a drinker.
>>121081691
Goodnight.
>>121082079
She had top grades in her class back in the academy, she's no genius but she's plenty smart.
>>121082207
Only one weapon of choice, her Zanpaktou Sode No Shiraiyuki.
Sealed as a regular Katana released as a beautiful ice-blade with various dances to execute her attacks, once mastered she can even decrease her body temperature to absolute zero.
She also uses various magics called Kidou and when unarmed she's great at kicking.
>>121082936
Peach. For reasons.
>>121083813
>my PC drowned
What?
Anyway, I lost my first waifu folder due to HDD failure, now I learned to back up.
>>121083946
Playing Blackjack.
>>121084258
Byebye
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G'night
Jeelycatz
!YUNOcchi
!2Code
and Tactless
Sweet dreams to everyone.
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>>121085363
Cousin spilled soda on it while I was gone and he filled the sink with water and soap then submerged it while scrubbing it with a sponge.
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>>121080057
Valentine's day isn't for waifus, it's for plotting the uprising.

>>121080356
Towel her head till it's fluffy.

>>121080570
Likely only larger then the main boy's.

>>121081176
Saying no now would mean I'd never get there.

>>121081589
Cheap cans.

>>121082079
Below average. She's never been to a real school, and she wouldn't know another language.

>>121082207
Stop. HAMMER TIME
Also a sword that heavy would be a very bad combination with a dagger. I'm assuming she's stronger than average, but if your opponent's stronger too then you'd need to put more into your swings with a heavy longsword.

>>121082936
Pomegranate.

>>121083356
Yep, back before /mai/ was shit.

>>121083946
Outside, doing anything other than gardening.
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I have a waifu
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How often do you hug your waifu?
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>>121085327
>picking a waifu
that's not how it works.
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>>121085363
>Anyway, I lost my first waifu folder due to HDD failure, now I learned to back up.
I wouldn't know what to do if I lost my waifu folder. I have dozens of original drawings there that I spent hours making. And the more I back it up the bigger the chances that somebody might find it.
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>>121085431
Sweet jesus, thats awful.
I'm so sorry.
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>>121085480
Does falling asleep/waking up in each others arms count?
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>>121085480
Never, because she's not real.
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>>121079314
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>>121079314
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>>121085480
Every day, many times.
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>>121083946
Probably chess and couple things. But we'd definitely play double's pool with you!
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Dead thread. Dead waifu.
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>>121086302
WAIFUMOURNE HUNGERS
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Would you do a sexy strip tease for your waifu
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>>121085480
Never. I only bask in her glory.
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>>121086437
She's a woman, anon
not a fucking lamp
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>>121086437
While she's getting a nice fuck? Just like a cuck.
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>>121086489
>She's a woman, anon
>not a fucking lamp
But she illuminated my life anon.
>>121086513
>While she's getting a nice fuck?
Only if it's from her OTP
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>>121086489
He's a cuck. Even if she were right in front of him, he'd just treat her as an object to look at.
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>>121086436
Maybe to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTishnW8nyc
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i had a dream in wich i met my waifu i was so happy because i was finally able to hug her, and tell her that i love her, we went on a date
at one point we went iside a photo booth and we took a lot of pictures together, we were happy, when the date ended i kissed her and she said: anon i love you , but now you have to go home, after this, i woke up in my room and i noticed something in my desk, it was one of the pictures that we took in the photo booth, i was happpy, but then i realized that i was still in a dream, and i woke up again, for real this time, just to realize that she will never be real and im still alone

sorry for blogging

have you dreamed about your waifu?
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Just ignore the cuck fag.
please
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>>121086653
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>>121086653
Yes, for the sake of the threads please do. It's not like he's going to leave, or change his viewpoint.
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>>121086632
I dreamed me and him were knights and we fought off a dragon, no jokes.

>>121086436
L-Lewd yes

>>121085480
Every night before i sleep i like to cuddle him, makes a sleep more comfortable~

>>121086717
Ebin meme bro.
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>>121086737
>implying I'm the one trying to derail
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>>121083946
It's late enough we would be in bed now, cuddling or falling asleep in each others embrace or making love. All kinds of other stuff we would be doing, but not so much of it at nearly midnight on Monday.

>>121085480
All the time. I just wish she could hug back ;_;

>>121086436
Sounds fun, sure.

How do you imagine meeting her if she came to this world?
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>>121086653
He's an affront to everything you apparently stand for in relation to your waifu. Almost as awful as Rikafag.
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>>121080057
Just sweets and decor. Normal. Probably a really focused fap.
>>121080570
Part of the smallest in the series. I love it.
>>121081176
Not a subhuman piece of shit, career, social, and pretty good looking. I think I'm fine.

Whether or not that means anything, I guess that's irrelevant at this point.
>>121082079
Extremely.
>>121082207
Nails
>>121083356
Of course.
>>121085327
>pick
Out.
>>121085480
I guess never. Unless you mean daki, then every day generously.
>>121086436
When I'm fit, sure.
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>>121084478
Touhou Oni get stronger when they drink.
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>>121086632
Three times.
The most recent one, she died.
Thanks, asshole.

>>121086800
Very modestly. Maybe at work.
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Aren't you guys afraid you'll go crazy?
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>>121083813
I lost mine once. Then I learned what was lost could almost always be recovered in one form or another.
>>121086436
While she's the one better suited for that kind of thing, I get the feeling she'd enjoy seeing something like that.
>>121086632
I've had my share of dreams, one of which where she reassures me that she loves me just as much as I love her. In my most recent one, I was in a room with the people I train with in martial arts, and she was there holding my hand the entire time. ...didn't know she'd be into that kind of thing, though perhaps it was brought on by me seeing her shadow boxing when I first visited her in Project Diva F.
>>121086800
Just a chance encounter. Nothing too elaborate.
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>>121086899
>implying im not already crazy~

>>121086800
I always end up in some weird fantasy setting when i dream about meeting him.
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>>121082936
A strawberry!
>>121083946
A nighttime run, then vidya or a movie before bed.
>>121082753
No nurse but here's a meido.
>>121085480
Everyday!
>>121086632
At least once.
>>121086800
In canon, he went overseas to Australia to attend a school with a prestigious swimming team. In my autistic fantasies, that school was in Los Angeles. I like to think about meeting him there and becoming his friend as a kid, then meeting again in the future and becoming partners.
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>>121086899
>implying we aren't already insane
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>>121086436
It'd be more hilarious than "sexy". Maybe when I've gotten thinnerwhich could actually happen.

>>121086653
Just hide his pathetic posts and etc.

>>121086632
I haven't dreamed of her in a long while. At least not what I can remember.

>>121086800
Just randomly. It'd be more interesting meeting her in her world.

>>121086899
But anon, I am already crazy. In a lot of ways. I'm crazy, insane, and I got enough mental issues for 35 therapists.
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Since I've never seen mai waifu in one of these threads, I'll ask, what do you guys think of her?
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>>121086899
If it's for the sake of mai waifu, I will descend into the deepest, darkest labyrinths of lunacy.
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>>121086950
>>121086938
But I don't want to be insane.
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>>121087004
Needs bigger boobs
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>>121087004
If she's from the series I think she's from, she's a good girl.
Maybe.
She could always turn out to be a spy.
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>>121087004
Cute but strange hair style, and that pose o god that pose is lewd for you

>>121087045
Get used to it, insanity's fun~
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>>121087045
No, as long as you don't start inserting her into your life in every context and become extremely reliant on her emotionally you can just write this off as an eccentricity. Stay away from headcanon and remain self-aware. Look to Yunocchi as an example of what happens when you start to become way too reliant on your waifu.
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>>121086899
Way too late for that, my friend. I was fucked up before I ever met my waifu. >>121087045
We aren't tulpafags, not full blown schizophrenia yet.
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>>121087136
You become a cutey?~
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>>121087136
You really misinterpret Yunobro if you think that way, I know him better than you do.
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>>121080356
Nah, she wouldn't be like that. She'd break my front door more than it is and get me kicked out of my apartment though.

>>121080570
I dunno, go google it pervert.

>>121080781
I don't think Servants count as necrophilia, they're just magic and shit.

>>121081176
lolno
or maybe, idk, probably 50/50. Probably not worthy, but I could see her possibly taking a liking to me.

>>121081589
Manly drinks I guess.

>>121082079
Smart enough to not give a fuck.

>>121082753
So out of character...

>>121083946
Smoking and listening to edgy music or something thats considered being an asshole.

>>121086436
But I'm not sexy.

>>121086899
Nah, already am. It's the shit. I really should go outside more to fully make use of it though.

>>121087045
Sanity a shit.
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>>121085480
Whenever I get the chance! I like to rub or pat his back a little when I do.
>>121086632
A couple of times. The most recent was the one with the concrete slab ko. I've never had anything so detailed and intricate (as far as I can recall) as others have posted about. Maybe someday.
>>121086800
All things considered, a chance encounter seems most likely. Perhaps something involving SCIENCE! or soul powers within his world, resulting in him being sent here? Who knows; it's not often one finds a demon swordsman~! Especially one so cute as he is.
>>121086899
Afraid? Hoho, no.

Goodnight, waifu thread.
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>>121087240
W-Where did you get a nurse mordred, there's no nurse astolfo ;_;
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>>121083946
We'd be hanging out in the living room with a variety show on the TV. She'd probably keep gently hitting me for not shutting up while she's trying to watch TV.
I'm sure we'd be able to make friends with a few of the other couples there.
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>>121086899
Nope. The majority of people got here in the first place because they've got some sort of mental issue, even if they don't realize it. As long as you don't become a schizo, you're good. I realize my waifu isn't real, but I still love her.
>>121087136
Ding ding ding
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>>121087247
>Goodnight, waifu thread.
Night night.
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>>121086436
Most likely not, not even under heavy persuasion.

>>121086632
We were sitting on a couch in some strange void. After some talking she confirmed that she loves the me that I am, and that nothing can change that.

>>121086899
Not anymore, that line is long gone; her appearance in dreams has been increasing recently.
Now if only she'd make butt contact again.

>>121087185
Hopefully, I really wish the best for him.
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>>121087261
Idk. Probably on a booru.
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Figures. Interesting discussion starts up, and my head starts feeling like it's been split with an axe. Gonna have to call it, and see if the thread is still around.

Take care, gents. Until next we meet, this is your friendly neighborhood Luka-bro signing off...
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>>121087352
Good night~
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>>121087352
Parting is such sweet sorrow
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>>121087352
Night night.
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>>121085480
I wish I could.
>>121086436
No.
>>121086632
I have, but I don't remember what happened.
>>121086800
I don't know. it's be a surprise.
>>121086899
I'm not.
>>121087004
Looks cute.
>>121087352
Goodnight.
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>>121086436
I think I could pull that off, but it'd look too gay.

>>121086632
Nothing really worth mentioning, or nice.

>>121086800
Certainly not here.
Maybe during holidays or something, in a small forest meeting her during a hike and having her kicking me out, or kidnapping me because I found her and I'm now too dangerous for her to let go.

>>121086899
I'm too dull and boring to go insane.

Good night.
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>>121086899
Substitute waifu for conscience and you'll be fine
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>>121085535
Set up a holy trinity: have your most important pieces on the internet, then back up the rest in a Hard drive, so you'll end up with 2-3 copies of your folder.
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>>121086899
sometimesi wish i could go crazy so i could live in a fantasy world with her, kinda like Don Quijote de la Mancha
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>>121086899
Only if I let this energy fester and not divert it into anything. Like writing eloquently.
The noggin's fire hungers for the fuel, and I just struck oil.
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>>121086899
Doing what? Loving?
>>121087004
Part of a cute duo.
>>121087136
Eccentricity is quite true.
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>>121087536
Does it bother you that your waifu's a lesbian?
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>>121087247
Fuck off 3D pig.
>>121086938
Fuck off 3D pig.
>>121087297
Fuck off you fucking cuck. Why are you in waifu threads if she isn't your wife?
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How would your waifu handle a terrible nightmare?

Goodnight, thread
Post sleeping waifus
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Is your waifu edgy?
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>>121087570
No she isn't my wife, she's mai waifu.
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>>121087556
If it did he probably would have realized that fuck ugly tattoo was a bad idea
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>>121087570
Why are you being rude to your fellow waifubros?
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>>121087536
Yeah, loving.
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>>121082753
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>>121086899
If anything, she the opposite happened, I feel better than ever. Not like that's saying much, but still an improvement. Crazy in love, maybe!

>>121087136
It's different than how you think it is, but that's understandable since you can only see the tip of the iceberg.

>>121087185
Oh my~
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