Welcome to the /a/ mansion. From now on you will live with a bunch of other dirty /a/nons forever.
"H-Hey buddy, we've got a gym in our van"
No 3DPD or normalfags allowed. Having a waifu is mandatory. Celibacy is obligatory.
We will however have rooms which you can lock yourself in and fap to a variety of physical doujins or go on sadpanda.
No they would ruin the community because nerds always give them more attention. You know how it works and that it's inevitable. We don't need some fat girls which are always worshiped by a bunch of guys. What if they scream sex abuse or harassment because of what some faggots did? Everything would be shut down.
The only thing we can do is to not have girls.
Okay, guys. I think it's only fair that we share property evenly, so for my share I claim...
Library of doujins, manga, A-Z hentai collections, lewd images, audio porn etc in rooms where you can be alone and do your thing.
I personally use a glass and put it over my doujin if I want to cum all over it without dirtying the doujin. We could also do that.
Also thought of having a huge TV screen or projector in a big room where we could watch animu together. We'd need a sysadmin to set it up.
>See magnificent mansion
>push open massive oak door
Reasonably well yeah, I always cook for me and my flatmate.
Also If you fuckers leave dirty dishes in the sink overnight I will release 2kg of live bees into your room at 3am.
>All surfaces are cumstained within a day
>Every female is raped
>All blankets become marbled with cheetoh-dust within a day
>Outbreak of disease due to nonexistent hygiene
>The survivors burn the mansion and vow to never watch anime again before entering the world as well-adjusted people
It's not rape if she secretly enjoyed it.
Could we have a cuddle time for an hour everyday at noon?