What would you do in this situation, /a/?

>>120919083
enjoy it

>>120919083
Carefully try to hold her hand

Wake up with a succubus in my shirt?

Set it on fire

>>120919083
Carefully bring my face to her ear and sweetly whisper "Maria... I want to hold your hands"
And then snuggle some more.

>>120919083
try not to look like an faggot like mc did in pic

Stop it, you're stretching out my shirt

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Its escapism and its wrong, /a/.

tfw it will never happen in real life

>>120919083
Close my eyes, start panicking and stuttering, scream "they are touching! they are touching!" and "eeeeh, nandatte?!". Then proceed to have a nosebleed and pass out.

>>120920684
10/10
would use in every harem show ever

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I'd try to relax and enjoy the moment cause I know I'll wake up soon

>>120919787
>"Basara, you will have to get around to it eventually. Don't be a faggot."

>>120919083
Wonder why I am wearing a t-shirt that is three times my size.

>>120921159
because the succubus stretched it, she is too fat

Just let it happen, or go back to sleep.

Call the police.

>>120921225
Flawless logic right there.

>>120921253
"Excuse me sir, someone on the internet posted a chinese cartoon image of a chinese devil girl and a chinese guy on bed. Please send cops to that location to detain the person and protect the chinese devil"

>>120921432
"Name and number, please? That Chinese devil's number, please? Her wing color? Height? Her three sizes? Weight?"

>>120919083
I'm not even a lolifag, but I would give that demon her semen.

Also, I read spoilers in the last thread about why they can't have sex. Will we ever live in a world where LNs and manga aren't ruined by editors?

I want to fuck semen demons

>>120921712
why can't they have sex?