"But, /a/, you never seem to smile."

>tfw no ayako dark alley rape

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>>120796839
>tfw no scene where Lancer saves her and loves her tenderly.

>>120796787
That's because there are no burning corpses around.

Who is this /a/ person?

Mitsuzuri canon waifu. Suck scum, otherfags.

>>120796787
There is no reason to smile on this world.
Just some stickys on /a/

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>>120796787

>>120796787
>mfw moot is gone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtC0k1Xr7xE

>oh fuck, anon's smiling for once. wonder what he's thinking about?
>>'if i put on an eyepatch, i'd sorta look like big boss. heh.'

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>>120796787

How well toned Ayako's body after all those archery trainings?

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>>120799452
10/10

I have to hide my smile, I can't let people know I laugh at the stupidest crap ever.

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>>120796787
Yeah it's because I'm a piece of shit loser who imagines having conversations with people I like

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>>120796787
I've been told numerous times that my smile is creepy.

Life if suffering.

I'm terrible at smiling. I used to practice in front of a mirror so I could get it right back when I actually went out and encountered people, because you never know when you'd be expected to smile and not have time to prepare.

It's not that I can't do it naturally, it's just that my natural smile is this crooked thin-lipped expression that apparently doesn't really look like a smile is supposed to look. Photographers for school and stuff would always get frustrated and yell at me for the weird expression.

Smiling the right way takes a lot of effort and is really straining to the face if you don't practice regularly. I try to avoid smiling entirely when I can, because my normal smile just gets the wrong kind of attention and a proper smile requires so much preparation -worse so if there's no mirror nearby to double check. I hate the word cheese.

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>>120796787
Oh but I'm really good at faking smiles, that and fake laughing is my forte. You can go a whole conversation without really having to listen to the other persons stupid bullshit if you just know when to time your smile/laugh.

Master that and the ever important ''mhm'' and you will soon be considered a good listener without having to do all that pesky listening.

>>120801243
Don't forget to drift back in every now and again and repeating the last thing the person said to you in the form of a question.

>>120801243
This,
When someone talks about shit I don't care about I just go into the autistic realm inside of my mind and make sure to laugh from time to time.

whats your plan for valentines /a/?

>>120800790
qft

>>120801830
i need to have a plan? implying it isn't like any other day?

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>>120801830
I'm being dragged to a party by my friends

Shameful I know.

>>120796787
MITSUZURI BEST FATE

OTHER BITCHES ARE SHIT

>>120801830
Probably look up a recipe online, cook a nice meal and then take a picture of it in front of my monitor with a picture of my waifu and figures positioned in the frame to post here.

Then I'll probably just pick at the food for a bit before ordering a pizza.

>>120796918
What a player, based Lancer.

>>120796787
I really can't smile to be honest

When I try it's more like widening the line of my lips than actually arching it
:|
It doesn't look like a smile

People often say I look sad or angry or grumpy when I'm actually completely indifferent

Not that if I could, I'd have many reasons to smile anyway