>Planet full of otakus
>he didn't watch Nadesico
Fuck the jovians
Neptune best girl
I don't see how those are mutually exclusive.
>Neptune best girl
Dwarf planets are loli, right?
Makemake is my planetfu.
She's the Kuiper belt cutie!
I would do anything to protect her smile!
I-I'm still a scout, right guys?
Of course I can.
She may be around -400 F but she still makes my chest burn with love!
>not hot Jupiter
You done fucked up
Mercury is genki, gottagofast loli
Venus is a high class escort with curves and warm skin
Earth is basically pic related in planet form
Mars is that guy who thinks he's cool but is actually a faggot who recites lines from Drive
Jupiter is that fat,rich faceless old bastard who's actually drunk
Saturn is his classy ara ara wife
Neptune is their teenaged daughter
Uranus has a crush on Neptune but is too beta to say anything
Makemake-chan is sometimes over 50 times farther from the sun than earth. She gets pretty cold.
Hey man, that's my plantfu you're taking about
You better watch it. Keep talking shit and you'll hit escape velocity and be on a long trip to no where.
It's simple. Just let her decide.
I know or love is strong enough.