Pay ¥100,000,000 to send the Spear of Longinus to the Moon.
You can even have your name engraved on the Spear!
ONLY FOOLS WORRY ABOUT BOUNDARIES.
For roughly a million dollars, that's actually kinda cheap. It's still degenerate waste, but there's definitely far worse things to waste a million bucks on.
>almost a million USD to stick a fucking cake topper in the moon
That's false advertising, the image makes it look fucking massive. If it was nine FEET i'd gladly throw a few hundred to them, but fuck that.
I've already "paid" the 50,000yen to have my name on the spear.
There's gonna be a giant spear jammed in the moon with my name on it.
What now, /a/?
Your name among million others on a 10 inchi stick? I really am envious.
This thing will last forever. Whether remaining on the moon, taken off and sent to some museum, or whatever, my name will be immortalised in history. All for a mere 500 bucks.
Sounds like jealousy, poorfag.
Oog the cavemen thought the exact same shit when he carved a picture of his dick into the wall of a cave.
I don't remember cavemen Oog being considered an immortalized figure of history.
How about we raise 100x that and build neo mexico already?
Pay 1 Million dollars to help build three giant walls around your city.
I don't even want to look up the conversion rate to dollars. Thats how much I fucking care about your gigantic waste of money.
According to INTO, it belongs to whichever nations (as long as they're first world and contribute to INTO) or companies feel like developing on it.
In reality, we have treaties specifically declaring the Moon the shared inheritance of all mankind.
the only one people really care is no weaponize space.
moon wise, companies have tried the idea or conquer, they claim that if they sendd robots, and robots explore X area, that area becomes of that company
Just paid for me and my waifu's names to be etched together for eternity.
doing so probably helped us learn a lot of new stuff and make another small step towards something new
sending a nigger dick sized longinus spear to the moon isnt going to teach us much
>sending eva mechanise to the moon
You're the kind of person holding humanity back.
>mfw there will be people actually paying for this shit
>eva racing team
>2 storey rei slide
>eva space mission
Just look at that old otaku motherfucker. He must be so full of himself for doing such pointless thing for the sake of promoting his should-be-dead-right-now 2deep4me franchise, what a fucking joke. Imagining him giggling by himself autistically just make my blood boil with the heat of thousand suns. Just what the fuck is the meaning behind this shit? "lol, mang, i got this cool shit of an idea in my fucking dick, how about, wait, wait, wait hear me for a second, what about we put a fucking made-in china bamboo chopstick on the fucking moon? lol moyocco gonna loves this shit LMFAO". This is blown out of proportion, just like eva, gunbuster and most of his shit. We got it that the guy is a sweet ass animator that had a big influence in the industry, BUT FOR FUCKING CHRIST SAKE, A CHOPSTICK ON THE MOON? Who the hell did he think he is? A fucking troll? Then CONGRATULATIONS MR HIDEAKI FUCKING ANNO, you fucking did it, you finally fucking did it on a cosmic scale that your little autistic manchildren fanboys will dream and cream thinking about you in their sleep. SO WHAT THE FUCK IS THE NEXT PART OF YOUR MASTER PLAN? CRASHING THE FRANCHISE?
>fire a tiny rod at the moon
>through the atmosphere
>implying it won't burn up
>implying it won't miss by a billion miles due to air currents
>implying it'll get anywhere near the moon
>implying they'll even try, rather than just spend it all on hookers and blow
What if the moon isn't full? Won't it be hard to hit?
I am laughing so much right now
>implying ANYTHING can survive passing through the radiation belt
Why do you think they keep satieties in low-earth orbit? We didn't land on the moon and we never will.
That shit is going to first lose its colors and then gradually fall off since that budget looks pretty poor.
Do you know what happened to all your murrica flags? They're white flags now and most of them don't even stand up anymore..
They've already launched my sides in space with this announcement alone, might as well send the lance along.
Anyway, how do you suppose they got there, Aliums? I hope you know the difference between a planar mirror and a retroreflector anon.
I hope that they are going to send this shit on something retarded and it explodes before reaching there, or before even leaving the ground, it would be the perfect allegory for evageeks
The Apollo retro reflectors weren't on the moon before the Apollo 11 mission. Are you saying that the Apollo 11 mission was unmanned and that NASA had a Rover advanced enough to place retroreflectors on the surface in the 1960s?
>tfw I'm too poor to send my dank memes to the moon
>thousands of years later we rediscover it
>archaeologists research rei and asuka
>they write academic papers about which girls is best girl based on historical evidence
>the waifu war begins again
>you need a person to place a fucking mirror on the moon
Not really, it's not difficult. You can literally crash it into the moon and it would be fine.
That's gonna be pretty stupid though
>aliens visit Moon
>what does it say on the spear?
>it says "......."
Why can't they fire a 3 meter spear? Why does it have to be chopsticks tier?
You think this is the face of a liar?
holy shit thats so fucking retarded
>this is what people think the moon is really like
>not knowing this thing will just lay on the surface for millions of years
guessing a good chunk of this people will be waifufags making a final claim on their waifus
>not spending the money to build a lunar rover that will dig a trench forming the letters "asuka a shit" visible from earth
Have you ever sent or received something by mail? You know how the more something weights, the more it costs? It's the same thing when sending things to space.
If you have to spend ¥100,000,000 to send a glorified dildo to the moon, just think how much a giant spear would cost.
NONE OF YOU UNDERSTAND
THE LAST THING REQUIRE FOR 3rd IMPACT WAS GETTING RID OF LONGINUS
>Anno has been waiting years to set this plan in motion by attracting fans and making them believe its just a story
>now he is having the fans pay for the last step
WHAT DO WE DO?
Let's be reasonable for a second- Why even pay Anno to send Spear of Longinus to the Moon when it is obvious it will come back at soon as the instrumentality begins.
Fucking waste of money
Because wee need to strip SEELE of Longinus
>it's been proven that we didn't have the tech to do a moon landing at the time
>it's also been proven that we didn't have the tech to fake a moon landing at the time
Does this mean it was aliens? It was aliens, wasn't it?
>we didnt land on the moon
>we also didnt even fake landing on the moon
I love you /a/
"When the Earth, the Moon and the Sun are all gone, EVA will exist, so long as one person remains. It'll be lonely, but as long as one person still lives..."
Why is Evangelion becoming a self-fulfilling prophecy?
yui isnt talking about unit 01 in that scene
>not going to /x/
It's the greatest source of comedy in all of 4chan.
>using a rover to inject the spear into the moon
>someone's dumping Parasyte manga
Why don't we launch things into space with rail guns like the country of Esthar did in FF8? Are the energy costs seriously that high that they don't outweigh the huge costs of fuel? Not to mention the whole thing where more fuel = more weight which then means more fuel. I mean, just make a huge fucking solar farm and charge a shit ton of capacitors with it, right? The way we do it just seems so fucking stupid to me, but I'm not a physicist.
No material is strong enough yet to build a railgun. The current in the rails is so strong that they arch and end up breaking. Not to mention all the heat dissipation issues, both because of the current for the rails and air friction for the projectile.
use one of theese throw a b-ball into the rings of juptier niga its a launc hhoop athen whe trow jordan or shaq in there and he flyes in there in a space suit with the ball and he dunks jupiter damnnnnnnnnn
>It lands on the moon
>The moons starts to shake
>Anno looks up at the moon "It has taken over 30 years of planning master but your will shall be done. Bring justice to these humans"
>A Eva emerges from the moon, grabs the spear, and have it merge with it.
>Thousands upon thousands of mass produced Evas start to appear
>They comes tumbling down towards Earth
>A new age of mankind enslavement has begun under their rule
>Anno has been given the rights to control Japan
>In the middle of Tokyo there is a golden statue of him with the quote "Just what you'd expect from the master, Mr. Anno."
I only posted laughing_evas.jpg, anon
Some one have to do it
Ok seriously guys.
Anno might have finally lost it again. This is fucking beyond George Lucas tier crazy.
At least this gives me hope for 4.0, he's gotta be nuts to try to get Moon people to watch his anime.
>45 000 A.D.
>humanity is extinct
>aliens find the lance on the moon
>aliens think that NGE was the predominant religion of humanity
>Anno becomes a Christ figure