ITT: side characters that desperately need their own series, because they were more interesting than the main characters.
MOTHERFUCKING Lancer. That badass came in to rescue Rin, fucking bitchslapped Matou Shinji across the room (and admit it, you were fucking waiting for that shit to happen the entire route), and then mouthed off against the King of Heroes.
And as if that wasn't fucking enough, Kotomine used a command spell to make him Gae Bolg HIMSELF, piercing himself straight through the fucking heart, and what does Lancer do? Die like a little bitch?
He fucking kills Kotomine Kirei; THE Kotomine Kirei. Now then, he's earned his rest, right? I mean, he fucked over a major villain despite having his heart stabbed by a fucking Noble Phantasm. It's enough, right?
Matou Shinji starts fucking with Rin again, and Lancer's like, "bitch, step the fuck away from my woman!" And this fucking half-dead servant scares that little fucker so much that he has no choice but to run away.
Finally, he makes his own funeral pyre to burn in, all while wondering what it would've been like to bang Rin just like she deserved.
As if everything else weren't already enough, the ashes of his pyre also dirty Gilgamesh, striking one last blow. His motherfucking funeral ashes cause the King of Heroes to suffer indignity. Even from beyond the grave, he pisses off that golden-haired faggot.
Holy shit, Lancer is awesome.
While I do love me some Battler tears and small bombs, this little nugget was probably the best thing about Seacats for me.
If your dick is sore and you can't masturbate, then they're pretty terrible. They're also pretty terrible if you're in public and have to worry about concealing an erection, or you needed to concentrate on something other than how hot they are.
I know she has a LN spinoff, but I think that would have sold so much better than the main series, because the main one needed so many more episodes to get fully going.
Also why are most of the detectives if not all of them so much better than everyone else? Just to name some: Lunge, the homo from mirai nikki, Detective neet, Mr. Delicious who else?