How do I go about acquiring a tomboy? I want one in 2D, preferably with short hair and a playful & genki personality. Bonus points if the tomboy fucks like a tiger.
So I've got this kitten with orange spots that attacks hands and feet when they get close. I noticed today that it's looking like its mother did a few weeks after she (the mother) was inseminated.
To get to the point: how would you feel about a pregnant tomboy?
>not posting the god tier tomboy from azumanga
liking tomboys = closeted homo
>>120444256
>>120443988
This. Also, she had a nice personality to boot. Why anyone would like a retard like Tomo, who will stop at nothing (be it consciously or unconsciously) to annoy the absolute fuck out of everyone around her, is beyond me.
>>120444672
I imagine most would like to condition through punishment sex to behave properly.
>>120444793
Huh... I like the way you think, anon. Even I could get on board with that, under the conditions that she starts with short hair, as well as duct tape over her mouth unless I need to use it or subsequently break her of the will to speak.
>>120441715
>Go to space.
>Become garbage man.
>Wait three years.
>Receive new hire
>Train her
>Develop mutual feelings
>Be tsundere as fuck towards her
>Go out with her
>Push her away
>???
>???
>???
>???
>Propose to her
>???
>Profit
Simple, really.
>>120445258
Never thought of Tanabe as a tomboy, actually, but I suppose you're right.
>>120445343
Compare her to Lucy rather than to Fee. She's certainly a shade of tomboy, if not the most intense in the series.
>>120444672
>Why anyone would like a retard like Tomo
muh dick
>Not treating your tomboy like a princess
You know deep inside they just want to be cute and girly.
>>120445501
Yeah, it makes sense, but the classification just didn't occur to me.
Do you think that's a sign of the writing's strength? That I didn't see the characters as archetypes?
>>120445724
Certainly. It's also a side effect of the aims of the series. It wanted you to accept the characters as realistic and human, and this dictated every element of it. Most of the characters do fit an archetype, but unlike most characters they are not defined by it. For instance, Tanabe is a tomboy but you certainly don't think of her as 'the tomboy' when you think of the character. The archetypes they fit are a result of the characters, the characters are not the results of archetypes.
Best Girl, always and forever
>>120445934
Well put, Ai copy
>>120446158
>Planet ES
Did the group doing the BD rip seriously manage to fuck up the title?
>>120441715
/thread
>>120446295
It's actually the little-known Argentinian-Japanese Spanish-language sequel collaboration, Planet ES. It never aired outside South America, and the BDs are incredibly rare. that anon has a very important piece of history there.
>>120446460
nice.
better, pic related.
>>120446533
Yes, the sequel that is apparently a clip show of the most memorable shots from each episode. Not sure why else you'd have a scene of Tanabe's reaction from episode 26 in their episode 26.
This should be of interest to you: >>120446159
>>120446697
>Yes, the sequel that is apparently a clip show of the most memorable shots from each episode.
You've seen it too?¿Eres Colombiano?
>>120446158
As much as we often like to romanticise EVAs, they're probably the only people that could actually have a vaguely romantic one by virtue of experience.
>>120447592
Pretty damn fine way to propose, either way.
>>120443762
i hope someday someone will sub the remaining bento specials with ume
>>120441715
Get accused of molesting someone.
Here is a tomboy and a baka in one
>>120446158
>You will never cuddle with Ai Tanabe, DEBRIS HAULER OF JUSTICE and love incarnate
>>120443762
/thread
Fucking loved Bento for some reason
>>120445692
THIS is my fantasy.
>>120450245
Baka? Yes. But she's not a tomboy, ya baka.
>She was destined to lose the Yamatob owl from the start.
>>120441715
Check around the labors of your local mech police division, you can often find a tomboy on the exterior.
>>120451810
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uanTC9ELCXk
Did they fug?
>>120441715
>Bonus points if the tomboy fucks like a tiger.
What are you, a furfag?
>>120451940
I have never seen that before.
To the point, it seems unavoidable.
>>120451940
That seems even more date-y than their usual outings, interesting.
>>120451977
FUCKS, not LOOKS like.
>>120451940
>Holding hands
Lewd as fuck, it's confirmed.
>>120451940
>policeman actually stops you for jaywalking
God, Japan must be hellish.
>>120452528
Such lewd things shouldn't be posted on /a/. This is a Christian imageboard.
>>120452654
They canned one of the guys who did the OP for Hyouge Mono for smoking a joint. It's like the 1960's never happened there.
>>120452654
It's a cop stopping another cop, even. What a strange place.
>>120452660
I concur. Only the dramatic shouting of another person's name is acceptable.
>>120441715
I think it's swimming. All the tomboys love swimming.
>>120452660
Does it really count as shipping when the writers, animators, directors, original mangaka, entire creative team, other characters and even sometimes the characters themselves all push it?
>>120452700
Their weird integration of (partially outdated) western culture both imported and forced upon them during and after the occupation probably has something to do with it.
>>120444256
disliking tomboys = flaming faggot
>>120452528
With how Japan gets about physical contact, it actually might confirm it.
>>120441715
Are you into tanks, OP?
How tomboy out of 10 is Ryuko?
So, Jupiter or Ai Tanabe?
>>120454388
That is a choice no man should be forced to make.
>>120454388
Once Hachi gets backbecause he fucking willhe'll be a completed man, having accomplished a great deed while still having a long, happy life with Tanabe ahead of him. I think Jupiter was the correct choice, since Tanabe is probably the one person will be happy to wait for him.All this Planetes discussion lately is making me happy
>>120455107
Some people try and draw some direct parallels between Hachi and his father in the ending. While some are present, they tend to miss a very important one: his father was running from his family, Hachi is returning to it. He learned to understand him, but that doesn't mean he forgot what his father did to him and it certainly doesn't mean he would immediately turn around and do the same thing to the woman he loves and their child.
She's also a hell of a woman for waiting seven years, I don't think he really could ask anything more from her.I'm loving it too. Were you here for the stream the other day?
>>120445934
Most characters are written backwards these days. Take one of the most iconic and popular tomboys of recent years, Chie Satonaka.
I like Chie and consider her very well written (in the games) and reasonably well fleshed out (once again, in the games). She is still visibly the result of somebody in Atlus deciding 'the player's party needs a tomboy'. She is a tomboy, she is defined by being a tomboy, everything she does is related to her being a tomboy. When you think of Chie, you most certainly think of 'the tomboy'.
This is not to detract from the character, this is just an observation of the process behind her.
Best tomboy. As long as you don't mind the MC beingNTR'd by her own brother and just becoming a side character.
>>120456140
Best tomboy fights against NTR attempts, she doesn't allow them.
>>120456478
>He just gave her space AIDS
>She gives Hachi space AIDS
>Hachi bleeds in something, entire Von Braun crew gets space AIDS
Good fucking going Ching Chong. Ruined it for everybody.But seriously, that scene was great in a terrible and hard to watch way.
>>120452660
>>120452700
>>120452125
>>120451810
>>120451940
There are no words to describe how much of a best girl Noa is.
>>120457600
She is absolutely Ai Tanabe tier.
I want tobe childhood friends witha tomboy.
>>120458460
I'd much rather be the partner and close friend of one, along with some intense sexual tension and a helping of JUST FUCK ALREADY.
Torako from Yotsuba
>Tomboy thread
>No Kanbaru
I've got one in real life, is pretty rad. Only issue is idiots who assume I'm pretending not to be gay.
She can plan the marriage out all she wants though, she knows she isn't getting it.
>>120458834
>Not marrying your tomboy
You're a shit husbando.
>>120454276
I'd say about 9/10.
>>120458857
She's in a depression right now. Can't stop being angry and telling me that she hates me and so on.
>>120459090
Then try and help her as much as you can.
After that, marry your tomboy.
>>120459090
Err...sounds like someone's about to be dumped.
Tomboys are never good in the long term. She's in her masculine because you're too far into your feminine (read: you're acting like a fucking beta). This will eventually lead to a bad end. Always. Most guys are just too stupid to see it until the breakup hits them like a truck.
Want to fix that shit? Search youtube for Corey Wayne. Read his book. It pretty much explains your situation and how to fix it.
>>120459194
She's pregnant.
>>120459270
I know this seems obvious, but it's yours, right?
>>120459299
I am the only person she has ever been with like that.
She had all sorts of issues with other girls and guys growing up, you know, the whole 'lesbian' thing
>>120459344
I just wanted to make sure, since it's kind of an important detail. You should probably put a ring on that once she picks up, especially if you're planning on keeping it which I would assume you are at this point.
>>120459344
>I am the only person she has ever been with like that.
Anon, I have bad news about 3D girls...
>>120459389
There's a lot of bitches and whores out there, but there's always exceptions to the rule.
>>120459375
I'll make sure to keep that in mind
>>120459389
She isn't a city girl, I'll just leave it at that.
>>120459444
Just saying, marrying the mother of your child is generally a good move, assuming you love her and want to care for your child. There's always other options, but most of them don't reflect terribly well.
But seriously, get a prenup. It's an emergency thing, but it helps take some of the fear out of it.
>>120459444
Does she like anime or manga?
>>120449353
/thread
It's over, pack it up.
>>120459558
Definitely. It seems pretty damn stupid not to.
>>120459578
Baccano!, Dramatical Murder, Miyazaki movies, Yotsuba!
She really enjoyed the Urobuchi stuff and went on to check out Saya no Uta and couldn't stop laughing.
>>120459714
Make her watch Planetes. See how she reacts to the ending. This will help you make your decision.
>>120459270
Well if she's preggers and you're planning on staying with her then i'd definitely read Corey Wayne's book. This guy teaches men how to read women, and has great advice on how to keep shit together in the long term.
>>120459772
Watching his videos now.
>>120459759
Great idea.
>>120459897
that's cool, his vids are great. I'd get the book for sure tho since it outlines everything from start to finish. His vids are supplementary to the book really.
>>120441715
>>120445256
It's probably a safe bet that Tomo will be first Azumanga to lose her virginity. Based both on her personality and complete lack of impulse control. It wouldn't even be a romantic situation, just something to do that suddenly occurred to her.
>hanging out with a dude friend.
>suddenly slams her drink down on the table and jumps up
>"wanna have sex!"
>"uh.. I... ok."
>"sweet!" *poomf* clothes already off.
Yeah. I could totally see her being the initiator in a fuckbuddies relationship.
>>120459270
>>120459344
You've caught something precious.
I hope you manage not to hurt her or yourself.
>>120460366
I wonder how such a scenario would be like for Osaka.
>>120460670
>>120459897
Just remember, crying like a bitch because the onion ninjas snuck into your room and started chopping onions is perfectly normal, as it is for several points in the show.
>>120459344
>the whole 'lesbian' thing
Why is it always women doing that shit?
When a dude tells you he's gay, you can usually believe him.
I was really excited for this, a karateka tomboy becoming a figure skater, too bad it was canceled after three volumes
>>120461680
are these your own? where did you buy them
>>120461475
That bothers me too. Real lesbians must hate that shit.
>>120464468
>Real lesbians
Some are just better at pretending than others, they start to believe their own lies eventually.
best tomboy coming through
>>120461475
it think guys doubting their sexuality are more likely to try to hide it than women
>>120465115
>they start to believe their own lies eventually.
Tends to happen pretty fast with real women anyway.
Nakamura is a tomboy, right?
>>120466970
>you will never tease a qt tomboy about her bedhead and call it cute
You all seem to be forgetting one thing
>>120467172
that's cruel man
>>120465404
Christ people, learn what the fuck constitues a tomboy! Being petite does not automatically make you a tomboy. It's mainly about their personality, and Rukia doesn't even come close in that department.
Reminder that this exists and is a good read if you can tolerate yuri.
Spats.
>>120441715
>>120445643
For long I has been unable to pinpoint the reason why I find Tomo so attractive despite alledgedly unimpressive physical attributes. Probably is because she's a healthy mix between sexy and cuddly. I want to ruff her hair so badly, her genkiness and willingness to try fun/cool things is nice and she looks fun to tease (it could escalate into a full blown teasing contest).
>>120467653
Long or short?
>>120467172
>>120443988
Well hello there
>>120467890
>>120467653
You like spats becausethey are an inverse zettai
>>120467890
Slightly longer than the school uniform's skirt.
>>120467562
>Tomboy and a reverse trap in the same show
I need to pick it up at some point.
>>120468311
Interesting theory.
>>120467890
Not too short, not too long
>>120468311
But anon, I like both.Tanline ZR is fine, too.
Headpatting a tomboy
>>120468776I never implied you didn't
>>120458797
I want to monkey around with her.
>>120467077
She seems so perfect for teasing.
>>120469410
Don't we all?
>>120454388
Uranus
>>120468457
perfection.jpg
i want to marry both of them.
>>120470789
>Uranus
Anon, that's dirty
i wish i knew a real tomboy
>>120459344
....she's pregnant with your kid and people still think she's gay? Or did you IPS or...? I'm confused.
>>120473426
You see anon, when two girls love each other very much, theyhold hands and kissand then a few months later, a stork appears with a baby in tow.
>>120473387
My old classmate was a real tomboy.She was lesbian.
>>120467860
>Tomo
>thought
Ha, good joke.
>>120475109
At least some of her jokes required actual planning.
>>120443988
I wish to rest my head on those thighs
God I'm tired I need a nap
>>120475426
Planning? Or works of nature?
Click her to find out and win a free iPod!
Tomboys don't have to be sportive or athletic, right?
>>120476267
Correct
Country tomboys or city tomboys. Which do you prefer?
>>120476579
I'm not really sure what the difference would be.
And even then, as long as it's a tomboy, it's fine with me.
>>120476344
is this from the second season maken-ki? i only watched the first. does minori get more screentime?
>>120476579
Office Lady who's secretly a tomboy. Country or city doesn't matter.
>>120478531
>>120467423
>We're both girls, but...
Same tier as
>I was just an ordinary highschool student until...
>>120480764
>wrastling
>t
>g
Do you even into wrasslin'?
>>120478236
She gets like a quarter of an episode about her.
Wasn't worth it.
Tomboy is life.
>>120479723
That mouth is freaking me out.
>>120476579
Space
>>120479723
Looks like that one guy who did Iron Wind.
>>120479723
>>120484224
She's got kind of a lizardface thing going on.I'm imagining her as a dragon girl.
>>120484224
But she's a qt
>>120485665
I want to bury my face in her sexhair
>>120485665
It'll take some getting used to.
>>120485665
Crying tomboys are never good for the soul.
>>120479723
Who the hell is this? Hiki Manami gives no results.
>>120487178
Cameron Diaz
>>120487321
Well shit. I just thought that was some celebrity joke I didn't get. Thanks anon.
Traveling tomboy
>>120487670
Probably my all-time favorite series.
>>120453074
That is not a bad question.
>know a few tomboys from university
>they're all butt fucking ugly
Sasuga 3D.
>>120489286
Go to a gym. Tomboys and christmas cakes galore, and tomboy christmas cakes too.
>>120484966
Did somebody say space waifu?
>>120490314
What have I unleashed?
Who was your first tomboy, /a/?
>>120491351
>>120490544
Tell me where it's from, and I'll let you know.
>>120491351
The best
One of the best tomboys right here.
>>120492049
is dat sum hisasi?