These 4 girls come up to you while you're out eating dinner

I'm not rich enough to feed two people, let alone five.

I wake up, being out for dinner clearly indicates that I am dreaming.

cry and run away

Eat them.

>>120375622
>while you're out eating dinner
Why should I leave my home just to eat?

>>120375622
Inform them that this isn't their table. If they insist, summon a waitress to handle the situation.

>>120375934
Also a valid option.

>>120375622
Is this worth picking up just for Salama?

How can water be so lewd and so pure at the same time?

>>120375622
Pump them full of alcohol, bring them home and cuddle

What the fuck is Sylphy doing?

>>120376164
No, this show has far less fairy screentime than I had been led to believe.

It's still enjoyable, and you would probably benefit from giving it a chance.

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>>120376164
Pick it up for the mascots.

>>120375622

They'd say something in Nipspeak and then I'd respond in English. We wouldn't understand each other and the situation would be over.

>>120376164
Yes.

>>120376164
Come for Salama, stay for Sylphy.