Cute girls doing cute programing anime when?

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what browser-tan does /a/ use?

Chrome-tan for me

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>>120207766

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>>120207809
alternate Chrome-tan

Cute browsers doing cute things when?
>About IE-tan trying her best to be a good browser
>Firefox-tan is a kitsune
>Chrome-tan is a robot

>>120207903
>Chrome-tan is a stalker
>goes through all your trash

>>120207951
>Chrome-tan goes through your trash
>then proceeds to mail your garbage to the United States government

>>120207984
alternatively:
>Chrome-tan goes through all your trash
>Sends that information to its bot-net clones, ala Misaka style

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>tfw NTRing IE-tan

>>120207651
>C++ is a slut

no surprise there.

>>120208099
I downloaded IE only for her ;_;
I want to use it but there are no extensions, I'm too spoiled to go back.

>>120207651
>java
>not indon girls

blasphemy

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she tried her best to please you anon

why did you delete her?

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well this is meta as fuck

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>Not using honoo kitsune

plebs

>>120207651
When Japan enters the super-technological age where everything is controlled by the programming languages. Then they'll need a steady stream of code monkeys.

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>>120208099
>Microsoft will officially depreceate IE with Project Spartan once Win10 is released
>Iori will die with it
I didn't ask for this.

>>120208345
Because spartan-san is going to save anime

>>120208469
...how?

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>>120208450
I don't like being sad for a software

>>120208431
>amputation fetish

>>120208450
XP had a long life

>Chrome-tan
>Stalks you and is obsessive

>Firefox-tan
>Bloated titties and different fashion accessories

>IE-tan
>Clumsy and prone to causing accidents

>Webkit/Safari-tan
>Super slutty and popular with people on the go

>Opera-tan
>Relegated to side character that everyone likes but forgets about

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>>120208450
>mfw still using XP

B-best OS..

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>>120207903
When OS-tan: the chinese cartoon comes out.

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>>120208345
Cute girls aren't enough to keep me from deleting files.

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>>120208697
>tfw using Opera atm
It's not the same anymore. Where are my vertical tabs??

>>120208697
Please stop spreading flase infos about ie-tan! She is 11 now and not like that for a long time.
She is just a simple girl that wants to spend some time with you.

>>120208450
>Google Project Spartan
>New shit that comes out with Win10
>Cortana
>Hololens
This is not going to end well, right?

>>120208860
you're evil

>>120208896
>She'll never escape her past, despite moving schools multiple times
Poor IE-tan.

>>120209035
She will be able to die in peace once Project Spartan takes over for her.

>>120208447
>Japan
>technically literate
Lol

>>120208099
Don't use that verb if you don't know how.

>>120209122
She'll live on in our memories, right?

>>120208938
Hololense has the potential to be beneficial for the waifu age in the extremely unlikely case of it not turning out to be basically Kinect 3.0.

Imagine its impact on Japan's birthrates if there is a LovePlus-like game released for it.

>>120207651
I want to bully Visual Basic-tan.

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>>120208762
>ME

"It's okay, at least you tried"

>>120207651
>Python and Action Script
>No lua
What bullshit is this?

>>120209271
Yeah, I just realized that.
We just need some brave developers now.
The waifu age will be here soon.

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>>120209224
I went to IE-tans website using chrome

that is indeed browser NTR.

its similar to fucking another girl in your waifus bed

>>120209355
YABUKI CONFIRMED FOR WINDOWS 10 MASCOT

>>120209394
NTRing someone = stealing someone away from someone else
If you really wanted to use it in that sentence, you could say that Chrome NTRed you.

>>120209394
NTR is using IE to download chrome.
Visiting a lady friend with your girlfriend isn't NTR, even if that lady friend harbors feelings for you.

>>120209334
Python, while it might not be a true programming language no compiling, is a god tier scripting language and a perfect stepping stone to learn programming.

>>120208450
>her vision of heaven is the default wallpaper
God dammit, she's not real. This shouldn't make me feel sad.

>>120209473
>>120209474

its NTR towards IE
Chrome is the NTRer
the user is the subject of the NTRard affection

>>120208756
How do you like those malware every time you go to the web?

>>120209577
Apparently you didn't read >>120209474.

>>120209577
Do you know how passive form of verbs works?

>>120209614
>ever getting malware

Sorry I don't go to 3D porn sites.

>>120209192
>Lol

>>120209577
No, it's NTR from IE.
彼女が寝取られた

>>120209674
They did a study: religious websites host more malware than pornsites

>>120209712
block scripts/cookies/ads

>>120209712
T-then 4chan isn't safe?

>>120207651
>no christmas cake cobol
>no sensei fortran

>>120209790
>4chan
>religion

>>120209828
This ain't reddit, newfriend. Yotsuba channel is a christian imageboard.

How does a thread about programming turn into a thread about internet browsers?

>>120209712
Did they count religious scriptures as malware?

>>120209828
>4chan
>not a Christian imageboard

Why do you think we abhor atheists?

>>120209866
But according to the yearly /a/ polls most of /a/ tip fedora - has no religion.

>>120209641
>>120209643
>>120209709


>used to use IE
>download chrome (with IE)
>delete IE and use chrome
>go to IE website with chrome


basically this is
>have gf
>find another girl who is an associate of gf (like a workplace party or something is were I meet her)
>break up with gf for new girl
>later visits the old gf with the new girl in tow


so who is NTRing who?

>>120209880
Because HTML is the extent of the average anon's coding skills.

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>>120209880
This, let's discuss anime with cute girl programmers

>>120209828
/a/ is deeply religious

just look at all the haruhites and the madokalites

>>120209932
Cross-shits.
>>120209952
Nobody noone, if you go by the original meaning. If you use the extended one, new browser is NTRing you.

>>120209932
I was recently pointed to a store that puts atheist slogans into people's shoe soles.
It was kind of creepy.

>>120209818
>born in 1959
>christmas cake
Cobol and Fortran are both little old ladies. Cobol is the grumpy one who's been retired for years and spends her time sitting on the porch bitching about youth culture; Fortran is serene and calm but also iron-willed and uncompromising.

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Matlab-tan where?
I work with that bitch everyday, I need to fap to her!

>>120210055
Don't forget Lain.

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>>120210082
>If you use the extended one, new browser is NTRing you.

but how?

in this sitation the new browser is the faceless men, and I am the girl who is now addicted to his cock

wouldnt that mean chrome is NTRing IE?

has /a/ been teaching me the wrong use or NTR this entire time?

isnt the NTRed the one who is left alone and betrayed?

>>120209511
It's still crummy compared to glorious lua.

>>120209712
>"they" did "a study"
It is like I am relly reading the 12&b arguements on /v/ and /pol/.

>>120210302
Both are shit compared to the holy grail, C.

>>120210401
But you can call C functions and use C data structures in lua too.

>>120210490
So can you in python or nearly anything. Almost everything borrows C libraries.

>>120210539
Yeah but it's still not the fabtracular lua.

>>120207651
It's like you haven't even heard of D-frag...

>>120210539
>Almost everything borrows C libraries

So is C like their mom? Their teacher? Big sister? Sexy librarian?

>>120210595
That fanaticism.
Yeah, yeah.

>>120210652
C is the "ara, ara~" milf neighbor who let's you borrow stuff from her house all the time.

>>120210247
>>120210652

C# is the protagonist, C is her mom, Cobol is the grandma. Slice of life about the newer scripting languages finding their place in the world.

>>120210730
>let's you borrow stuff from her house all the time.
The Flanders or the creepy lady who wants to get closer to you?

>>120210730
I'm just bitter my languagefu isn't getting equal representation is all, especially considering how fast luaJIT is.

>>120210795
Bit of both. All the doujinshi's have her be a Mizuryu Kei tier slut.

>>120209511
>while it might not be a true programming language no compiling
Don't tell me someone actually thinks like this?

>>120207651
>no yandere lisp-tan
Fucking dropped

>>120211024
It doesn't compile down to machine code, only byte code. It's fact, its not a true programming language, but it's definitely the strongest scripting language due to it's accessibility.

>>120211224
>No yangire headfuck
>No tsundere fortan

>>120211327
>It doesn't compile down to machine code, only byte code.
How does that make it not a programming language? If I run C code in a C interpreter does that mean C is no longer a programming language either?

>>120211224
>No monstergirl Malbolge

>>120211506
It needs to be able to compile down to machine code to be a programming language. Simple as that. Interpreters and everything else are just features.

I personally love python, just stating facts.

>>120208697
>IE-tan>Clumsy and prone to causing accidents
>User user!! I let these fine gentlemen into the house but now I can't find them. I think they went down to the hardware store to copy our house keys?

function tumblingDown(){
tumblingDown();
return "nothing";
} // RIP moot

>>120213290
Shamefur dispray anon

>>120208450
>>120208599
Be happy she had a good life;_;

>>120213290
No do while loop while moot in office.

>>120213290
Wouldn't this just get in a infinite loop?
It would never return to nothing, right?

>>120207651
>C# is the cutest
Accurate

>>120211569
I guess that most programming languages are not programming languages then since they don't compile on a lisp machine :^)

>>120208401
>/v/

>>120213812
if(true.equals(true?true==true:false==false))return true; else return true;

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>>120208697
>Opera-tan
later chrome-tan takes over her mind and controls her like a puppet

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>>120208345

>>120211569
Doesn't that mean that Java isn't a programming language since the whole idea is to compile it to byte code?

>>120214105
You DO realize how machine code works, right? Someone could, in theory, write a compiler for a lisp machine to compile a programming language to machine code that would work on a lisp machine.

>>120209818
>no christmas cake cobol
Man, that would be absolutely perfect too, wouldn't it.

>>120213812
>Wouldn't this just get in a infinite loop?
more like a stack overflow due to infinite recursion. unless the language allowed for extremely aggressive dead code elimination, then it would just return immediately.

>>120214730
>Doesn't that mean that Java isn't a programming language since the whole idea is to compile it to byte code?
Java can be compiled down to machine code though. Java goes to byte code so it can use JVMs to its advantage to work on nearly everything.