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>tfw you were born as a male and not as a cute lesbian.

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>tfw you were born as a male and not as a cute lesbian.
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Feels good.
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>>120100944
Hur durr durr durr gril!
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>>120100944
>tumblr
That said, I don't like to think about it, don't remind me how shit real life is.

Is it just me, or is there a dedicated group shitposting this show into oblivion?
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>tfw you were born as a human and not a quadripedal robot with advanced AI and a prehensile chainsaw tail
Can't always get what you want OP
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I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

I just enjoy having a penis.
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Yes it really sucks making more money, getting more respect, peeing standing up, not getting periods, and not having to deal with pregnancy.
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life hurts
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>implying
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>tfw you were born 3D
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>>120100978
>Implying you won't be able to replace your body within the next sixty years
TIME TO LEAVE THEM ALL BEHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND
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>>120101060
>be browsing /a/ with my wireless cyborg internet connection and my cyber-eyes
>someone calls my waifu a slut
>automatically track him
>run at 200km/h across the planet to his home
>he's a cyborg too
>duke it out with a high tech sword fight while rules of nature blasts on the back

future's looking bright
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>>120100944
Don't remind me, OP!
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>>120100944
You can still have your dick zipped out and turn a female.
I actually know a guy who did this, he's suicidal now
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Wish I had been born a superior being to a human so I could forcefully cleanse Earth of all the stupid people polluting it.
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>>120100944
>lesbian but not cute
>3D women are shit
>wake up everyday and be reminded you could experience yuri and have a cute, perfect girlfriend but reside in the wrong dimension
H͏̦͙̮̗̟̣͡É̷͉̗̘̳͕̮͇̥̹̣͖̯̬̩̥͢͡͠Ĺ̵͚̩͈̖͎̮̜͔͙̥̣́͜L̶̨̡̟̥̱̙̮͈̳̯̤̭͇͇͓̫͓̟̙̥͘
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>>120101002
well you can fix the last 2 with some types of birth control and the first one doesn't exist when compared identical jobs and not counting things like maternity leave.
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>>120102230
>and the first one doesn't exist when compared identical jobs and not counting things like maternity leave.

/pol/ pls go
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>>120101002
>peeing standing up
I always sit when I pee to be sure I don't miss the toilet and because I'm lazy.
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>>120102259
Nah, it really doesn't in first world countries. Heck, Google is even paying 100% of maternity leave to women that will only feed and beat a baby for that time, which got increased from three to five months.

>muh special rights
>muh worth for having a vagina and popping out babies
There you go, you got it.
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>>120100944
>tfw Stephen Colbert isn't around to warn of of the threat bears pose to humanity anymore
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>implying is /a/ was born as a girl they wouldn't be all about the penis
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>>120102367
Statistics say 1 in 10 anons wouldn't.
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>>120100944
>mfw
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>>120102152
>3D woman insulting 3D women
?
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>>120102367
>implying /a/ is not already all about the penis.
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>>120102351
>tfw you'll never be a lesbian beargirl
>you'll never feel the warm embrace of momma beargirl
>you'll never go out and meet up with your lesbian beargirlfriend

;_;
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>>120102474
I'm not really insulting 3D women, their bodies can be good plus for some reason when I'm not concentrating in being girly I don't think of myself as a woman so it's not as if I'm insulting myself at all, in my mind.
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>>120102599
So in this situation, are you cheating on your mother with your girlfriend, or your girlfriend with your mother?
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>>120102474
>2015
>not hating yourself
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>>120102285
Also prevents splashback. It's the master race way, really.
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>>120102652
I wouldn't have a sexual/romantic relationship with my mother.
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>>120102771
But anon, how can you call yourself a lesbian when you don't want to fuck your mother? It just doesn't makes sense, it contradicts itself.
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>>120102806
Not her, but because I want my imouto to fuck me and tell me what a worthless onee-chan I am for letting her do that to me, then make me wear a collar that's locked so I can't take it off and has a little bell on it.
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What is this show even about?
I see bears is pretty big deal
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>>120102910
As best I can tell, it's all a metaphor for bullying girls for being gay and forcing them into the closet.
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>>120102910
>bear cubs
>cute

wherever the bear cub is, bear mamma is nearby
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>>120102899
That's gross.
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>>120102771
I can't warm up to the idea of fucking your mother. Although a few scenarios I've read about in other threads sound hot as fuck, like innocently asking to sleep with her and suck on her breasts like a baby to seduce her or when the son kills his faggot father and treats her like a proper loving husband would.

The problem is with the circumstances; parental incest inherently cannot exist without tragedy through the other parent being out of the picture by a failed relationship or death, the latter of which is absolutely disrespectful to the husband and father's memory. Also, I personally believe lovers' bodies should be only or each other. Not only is the mother naturally not a virgin, she's also loved the father first enough to marry and start a family.

Finally, there's no way in hell other younger or older siblings would take kindly to it.
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>>120103009
>I personally believe lovers' bodies should be only or each other.

So if your lover was raped you'd dump her?
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I'll just leave this here.
http://dynasty-scans.com/chapters/my_daughter_has_been_hiding_mother_daughter_incest_porn_books
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>Was born as a male
>Grew up to be a big bara guy

This is the best.
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>>120103009
What about situations like rape and adoption at a young age? The guardian (if a woman of course) would still undeniably be a mother.
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>>120103035
Thanks, Jesus.
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