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You are babysitting these lolis. How do you keep them entertained?

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You are babysitting these lolis. How do you keep them entertained?
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>>120050237
Want to see something cool? *unzips pants*
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>>120050237
Eating all the sweet stuff in the room and singing songs.
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>>120050237
Like this.
Peekaboo!
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>>120050360
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>>120050237

They look sufficiently entertained already. I'd just watch. Especially as things appear to be heading in a yuri direction.
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>>120050237
me on the left
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The real question is how much am I getting paid to babysit 8 obnoxious brats?
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>>120050237
Me holding the phone
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I give them enemas.
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>>120050451
You are paid in lolisex
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>>120050237

Apparently they're entertaining themselves.

And myself.
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>>120050533
What do you do when they get hungry?
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>>120050523
lolisex doesn't pay bills.
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>>120050586
I think they got that sorted out already

If you catch my drift
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>>120050586
Just order 'em a pizza.
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>>120050237
Me in the slutty night gown going nopan.
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>>120050237
Putting on animu
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>>120050654
You won't need to pay bills where you're going.
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Teach them about a new toy
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>>120050654
It does where I'm from.
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>>120050237
Make them exercise.
All those calories and unnecessary sugars are not what a growing girls need
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>>120050747
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*unsheathes katana*

Get out of my room kids.
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>>120050237
t-t-t-t-that one doesn't have underpants on !
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>>120050689
I do not.Please elaborate further.

>>120050748
What new toy?
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>>120050773
is she trying to pull off her head?

That's what it looks like.
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>>120050237

Whip out my massive 60inch TV so we can all watch tv together.
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>>120050809
They perform oral sex on each other to alienate the thought of hunger with lust
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>>120050866
That would just make them more hungry as they burn all their energy with vigorous sexual activity.
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>>120050842
No asshole, that creature was exercising so she doesn't get diabetes from all those cup noodles she eats
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I turn on the WiiU and set up 8 player Smash. While they're setting names and controls, picking characters, etc., I turn on the space heater because it's chilly and I want them to be cozy in their pajamas. I go to the kitchen to get drinks and snacks, but on the way I turn the thermostat as high as it will go.

I don't know how the rest goes, really. By the time they get bored or start complaining about the heat, I'll be blacked out in a corner, having fainted after furiously beating off to the stuffy, smelly room of sweaty lolis before me.
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>>120050809
My cock and balls. What else?
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jumbo bag of pretzels and MLP on Netflix

>tfw I'll never be a decent mother
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>>120050906
>Watching MLP with them instead of some child appropriate anime
>>>/mlp/
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>>120050781
>tip
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>>120050416
>lolis into yuri
>not pure to be tainted

KUMA SHOCK!
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>>120050892
That's the plan

By the time they burn down all their energy they will drift off to sleep and I'll no longer have to make sure they are okay until morning or whatever
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>>120050900
It was going well and then it got lewd.


I'd order them a pizza or two, prepare some snacks and drinks for them, and browse 4chan on my laptop while they hung out with each other. I can't leave them alone but I don't want to deal with a bunch of kids.

Maybe I'm the MC of a slutty loli doujin, in which case all I have to do is wait.
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>>120051017
It's hard to sleep on an empty stomach, anon.
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>>120051061
It works for me

So I dont see why they can't do the same
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>>120051061
You've never had your pops put stones in a pot of boiling water and put on a stove so that it rattle while you're asking when will dinner be done and pops said it'll be done in a jiffy, the pot's rattling already until you sleep due to hunger, do you?
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>>120051136
No, never.

>>120051092
Well, what do you do when they come looking for you asking for food?
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>>120050772
Thaifag is dat you?
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>>120051136
Anon, it sounds like you've had a hard life. Wanna talk about it?
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>>120050237

Who is the artist? I know I have seen this style of art before
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Play broken phone or another words game with them.
Then cushion battle.
Then they get tired and sleep.

Oh shoot, they didn't brush their teeth. I'll feel guilty for the rest of the night, will be unable to sleep and will spend the time checking on them and tucking their blankets.
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>>120051180
Anon stop thinking about what ifs and let me have a nice peaceful babysitting night, fuck!

I dont get paid enough to deal with this bullshit
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>>120051303
Maybe you'd get paid if you fed the damn kids.
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>>120051292
You could always brush their teeth for them.
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none of those girls are virgins.
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>>120050237
Pop on Black Lagoon and let them enjoy some of the good stuff...
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>>120051350
I dont even care about the kids

I just want some money to buy that fucking Yakuza PS4
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>>120051394
No because I babysat them the week before you
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>>120051437
>not caring about lolis
What kind of heartless monster are you?
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Madoka movies. Turn off the lights. Yank any edgeloli under the bed and so on.
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>>120051505
The worst kind!
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>>120051259
Based Henreader
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Me on the left
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>>120051574
Why do you hold my hand?
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>>120051574
Me pretending to ride a bike
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>>120051574
second right
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>>120050898
>diabetes from cup noodles
How?
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