>One day you will die suddenly and without warning and your

>>120035232
"What are these? Chinese cartoons!?"

>implying my hard drive isn't encrypted with a 128-char password

Aside from my futa fetish everything else is pretty tame.

>>120035232
>Implying my PC isn't linked to my vital signs
Thank you IoT

>>120035339
What if you die at your computer while masturbating to little girls?

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>>120035232
It's terrifying, but I take pleasure in knowing that I won't be around to experience it by definition.

"Why doesn't it boot?"

>>120035232
>not writing will "If I die, burn me with all my possession"

>>120035412
This will be a problem if I'm found in less than 15 minutes after my death.

Who cares. I'm dead anyway.

>your loved ones
who?

>>120035339
>>120035452
>>120035474
You won't beat the forensics team. Those guys are sorcerers.

Good thing I don't have anything that bad other than some suggestive loli pics.

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>>120035232
>randomly die
>parents go through your lewd anime figures
>they'll probably trash them

>>120035232
I'm dead and left this mortal coil, why should I give a fuck what they think of me?

>>120035232
>not having a self-destruct button

>>120035598
Because this is 4chan. You are here forever. 90% of 4chan's posters are actually dead you know.

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>My afterlife face when they find every possible fetish imaginable and some normal humans wouldn't even fathom that are possible, on my hard drive.

>>120035568
This is probably more concerning to me. What if I kill myself and they look through everything trying to come up with a reason? I fear they would try to pin the blame on something I hold dear and would end up demonizing it in the name of rationalizing my death.

>>120035724
>What if I kill myself

Then take your HDD with you, jackass.

>>120035232
Well, after they went through my hard drive at least I'll have company.

>>120035724
Write a suicide note, keep it on your desk in case you die of literally anything ever

>>120035521
why would forensics teams be going through my computer if I died?

I'll be dead so I won't be able to care

>>120035842
To determine how you died and if there was any foul play involved.

>>120035232
>nothing saved other then weeb pictures
>nothing in my history to be ashamed of other than exhentai, which I doubt they will have the effort to find out what that is and how to get passed.
>Other than that, only thing possibly on my hard-drive is Kasumi Rebirth, Princess Trainer and the one hentai image I ever felt worth saving (which isn't loli or gay so i'm fine)

Feels good.

>>120035724
>"I wonder why he killed himself"
>"Just look at these anime statues."
>"clearly he's fucking crazy and an outcast."
>"Alright through those in the garbage and lets go home"

I can actually see this happening

Why would they look through my hard drive? It'll probably die before they get the idea. It might even die before I die.

Ever wonder how many /a/ users have passed away since this board opened years ago?

>>120036167
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>>120036167

I keep a remote control on me at all times that drops 7 metric fuck tonnes of magnets onto my pc when pressed

>>120036287
Oh yeah well I have a home made lock on my bedroom door thats set to unlock if jiggled too much.

>>120036167
not this shitu again.

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>>120036167
Those glorious bastards.

;_;

>>120036167
who cares
people die ebvery day why should I care about some worthless autists

I will muster all my strength to say my dying words.
"Please bury/burn my hard drive with me."

>>120035412
>What if you die at your computer while masturbating to little girls?
I actually fear this, what with feeling some arrhythmia every now and then.
What if my heart gives up during my funtime and I'm found dead lying on the floor, with Firefox having 184 open tabs with little girls of all flavors and colors?
I shiver at the thought.

>>120036569
>not saying something cooler

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>All that loli guro

Dear lord

>>120036569
And then they go through your hard drive out of curiosity before throwing it away in disgust and leaving your carcass in a ditch.

>year of our Lord 2015
>not naming your folder of unspeakable horrors "recipes/baking"

We're not all Mountain Dew sloshing and Dorito munching neckbeards, some of us actually have healthy habits.

That said, how am I going to make it obvious that I want to be buried with a framed picture of my waifu? I think should pick a specific one out first, I'm really picky about quality.

>>120036719
Just frame a picture now and write it in your will. This isn't rocket science.

>>120036719
Commission someone to make something nice that you'd want framed.

I'll give them full access to every single folder, revealing everything I have.

I honestly couldn't give less of a fuck, I'm dead.

>>120036820
Fuck. You just reminded me of the DArt screenshot about the "anal vore" coming out party.

>>120036691
>Not naming it "Not drawn porn"

>>120037038
>Not naming every single folder on your computer "Not Porn"

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They'll learn about my loli, monster girl, futa, and pissing fetishes. And the others, but those are the big ones. Shoganai it can't be helped

>>120035698
Wouldn't you be masturbating?

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>>120037084
>do this
>cannot differentiate porn from not porn
>accidentally show little sister my loli collection when looking for paint.net for her to play on

Jokes on you. My otouto once found a bunch of doujins I was keeping on my PSP image viewer.

It was full of traps, loli, and monster girls.

He just mentioned it and didn't say anything.

Also, my mom has, more than once, hinted at that she knows all about my fetishes, including loli.

They know. They don't care.

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I'm scared, /a/, I don't want to die suddenly tomorrow ;_;

>>120037191
>Forcing your imouto to play paint.net

>>120037191
There's this magical thing called a search function.

>>120037241
The only thing you can decide is your time of death. If you don't want to die tomorrow, kill yourself today.

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>>120037210
>Parents know but they don't care
Maybe deep down they are disappointed, but it's their fault for allowing me to watch chinese cartoons.

>>120036970
My sides exploded that day

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>>120035292
>tfw my anime folder is named chinese cartoons

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>>120036567
Yeah it's not like I care about any of you guys, b-baka.

>>120035521
>Checks internet explorer history
>Checks the desktop and "my documents"
>"Nothing found after a thorough search of the victims internet history."

Are we being raided?

>>120035651
I'm alive, I'm not dead

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>>120036167
I don't want to think about it.

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>>120037241
It's going to happen to you sooner or later, and none of us will ever know it happened.

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>>120037210
>Also, my mom has, more than once, hinted at that she knows all about my fetishes
>including loli.
My mom puts a heavy emphasis on the word LOWLY every time she uses it around me, and she uses it a lot.

>>120037210
Here's something you might not know Your family is supposed to turn a blind eye to that shit, to anyone else you're fucking crazy

>>120035232
Lol i don't save porn. And most of the weird stuff on my computer is comically weird. There are some pictures of the Keions just being adorable though. Luckily I'd be dead and wouldn't have to explain it.

>>120037419
No, fuck off.

>>120037433
>That pic
I bet that Kumeta did that in purpose.

>>120037442
Wow, what a bunch of gay faggots. Like I'd miss you losers even a little. Yeah, I wouldn't, not one bit.

Why the hell are you all so concerned about what people think about you after your dead? You'll be dead, you'll hardly be able to care.

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>>120037422
>He thinks he is alive

Next thing you are going to tell me is that you people are real and not a figment of my imagination.

>>120037560
I care now.

>>120036970
>Coming out Anal Vore party

Oh boy, I hope that really happened.

>>120037329
My parents are proud of me, somehow.

I guess so long as I am not dangerous to real people, they're fine with it.

>>120037452
I'd be careful if I were you. For now she's just suspicious.

>>120037479
I have normalfag bros and they're pretty okay with stuff. Of course, they don't know about traps, loli, or other specific shit, but they know about me liking hentai and being a kissless permavirgin.

Here's something YOU might not know people don't really care.

>>120035232
>They find my folder of onees being nice to their imouto/ototo

>>120037409
>internet explorer

>>120035232
This is one of the reasons I can't be bothered to kill myself

I'd have to delete all my shit, and if I end up pussying out or surviving then I'll have lost everything and that would fucking suck.

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>>120037422
Then what are you doing here?

>>120037571
But anon you're me

>>120037627
>Whoosh

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>>120035232
>let me make an off topic thread with an anime image so it can somehow be on topic

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>>120037526
It wouldn't surprise me in the least.

>>120037442
I-I don't like you guys one bit. N-not at all...

>>120037571
>a figment of my imagination
You're so close anon. 4chan is a self-teaching robot programmed to spit out automatic responses to please dead souls.

>>120037479
Song related: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0FtrbhfhWg

>>120037676
I have been shamed.

>>120037571
I'm starting to wonder if I died before or after I started coming here.

>>120035995
>exhentai, which I doubt they will have the effort to find out what that is and how to get passed
If they had your history, wouldn't they have your cookies too?

>>120036590
>Oh lord why didn't he use the Open Link In New Window option?

>>120037595
What's the point of caring now, about shit that won't happen until after you die? I mean I could understand caring about global species effecting things, but stupid shit like your family finding out what porn you jerk off too makes zero difference.

>>120036970
I need to see this.

>>120037823
They'd probably guess it's porn from the name alone. Hardly worth looking into.

Except only two people in my family even know enough about computers to find anything.

>>120036590
What if you jut pass out and wake up without knowing why everybody is giving you the cold shoulders.

>>120037880
People really need to understand that the easiest way to keep people away from your porn is to clearly label it porn. Most people avoid looking at porn if they don't want to masturbate, or have other avenues of sexual release.

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>>120035232
>loved ones

>>120037651
I was here when I forgot I was alive and I enjoy the company of the dead

>>120037370
Ha

>>120037906
>What if you jut pass out and wake up without knowing why everybody is giving you the cold shoulders
It takes you a long-ass time to realize you're dead. It took me almost 5 earth years. The afterlife is set-up in such a way that it's like the world without you dead, so you don't pick up on it right away.

>>120038227
How are you literally ghost posting?

>>120038227
>The afterlife is set-up in such a way that it's like the world without you dead
I forget if this is Mormonism or some vision of hell.

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>>120038227
>The afterlife is literally the same thing
>4chan included

Am I really stuck here forever?

>>120038349
It's probably hell, isn't mormonism where you become the god of your own planet?

>>120035521
They may be sorcerers, but I am a wizard

>>120038227
How did you figure it out?

>>120038269
>>120038449
I'm schizophrenic and operating under the delusion that I died in a drunk driving accident several years ago and am currently occupying some kind of hell where nothing goes well for me and everything exists to point out my personality flaws.

>>120038394
>mormonism where you become the god of your own planet
Holy shit, I really am dead, aren't I? This is literally how I've felt for a while now.

As long as they don't mess with my waifu's folder I don't care.

They can look at all my porn all they want, but don't touch my fucking waifu.

I just want my skelebro army of anons that passed away.

>>120038494
Can confirm. I'm one of the "demons" I have to keep on eye on you when you post on 4chan.

>>120038494
>I'm schizophrenic and operating under the delusion that I died in a drunk driving accident several years ago and am currently occupying some kind of hell where nothing goes well for me and everything exists to point out my personality flaws.

Aren't people who are schizos unaware of the fact?

>>120038494
If things have been going that bad how do you feel like the god of your own planet?
>>120038607
If you were a demon you'd at least be a janitor.

>>120038394
That's one of them, there's like, 6 heavens and 2 or 3 hells.

>>120038494
>I'm schizophrenic and operating under the delusion that I died in a drunk driving accident several years ago and am currently occupying some kind of hell where nothing goes well for me and everything exists to point out my personality flaws.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOQnppM5P74

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>mfw they go through all my reaction images

>>120038576
I'd like to see /fit/'s skeleton army
>skeletons calling each other manlets
>manlet skeletons stealing bones from other skeletons to gain height
>skeletons lifting leaves and eating dirt in order to make massive gains

>>120038607
I am a demon too.
Lets remind him about his alcoholism.

>>120036167
Who cares

The amount of illegal shit I have would likely get me in jail.
Luckily, when my loved ones check through my hard drive, I won't be fucked since I will be dead. You can't jail a dead guy.

I intent to make to make a video just bitching about everyone and making a list of demands to what to say to /a/, if it's still around, about how much I loved but liked all of you.

>>120038789
I hope you die so I wouldn't care.

>>120038691
>If you were a demon you'd at least be a janitor.
>Implying we work for free

>>120038716
best psychological horror film of all time

great taste anon

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>>120035232
>Not hiding your porn in a folder called "Educational Games" and checking the "Make folder hidden" box
Plebs never learn.

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>lewd folder is literally named "pants are tight"

>>120038833
Do you get healthcare?

>>120038955
>they actually believe the name and copy it for someones kid

heh

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>When you die you are reunited with your waifu...
>However first you must fight and kill every other person who also had her as a waifu in a massive free for all tournament
>The losers will be condemned to see the winner fucking their waifu for all eternity
>There can only be ONE winner

What are your odds of winning?

>>120038691
>If things have been going that bad how do you feel like the god of your own planet?
Well, maybe more like god-in-training. That's why I'm being shown how horrible I had been up to this point.

>>120038607
Would you be willing to answer some questions? How many of you are there? I think I've identified a few of you, but I'm curious.

>>120035516
Edgy

ITT: Idiots who don't use encryption.

I'll be dead so why should I care?

>>120039090
>wasting time on spy shit

>>120039086
There's nothing edgy about practical hedonism

>>120039033
100%, I have no waifu.

>>120035883
gets hit by car

well we better go through his pc to see if his hentai folder holds the key to this mysterious death

>>120037880
I don't think most normies even know what hentai means.

>>120039076
We are one being with many minds. It is a concept that you do not understand yet. I can not tell you more.

>>120039125
E D G Y
D
G
Y

>>120039033
>fight and kill
But everyone's already dead. So everyone loses?

>>120039076
If you're dead in your own afterlife then who the fuck am I?

>>120039033
So is this single elimination or free for all? What weapons do I get to bring?

>>120039125
How can you be dead if you're living in the moment?

>mfw I only have one folder called "the folder"
>inside that there's a folder called "porn"
>inside that there's a folder called "The Path To Being A Philosopher
>inside that there's a folder called "3DPD"
>inside that there's a folder called "DO NOT OPEN"
>inside that there's a folder called "SERIOUSLY DON'T OPEN
>inside that there's a folder called "I BETTER BE DEAD"
>inside that there's a folder called "IF YOU OPEN THIS"
>inside that there's one final folder called "my darkest secret"

Inside that there's six pictures of the girl I held hands with on the bus in middle school

I think they'd be too disgusted by everything between that folder to even get that deep down, though.

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>>120039166
>Go through internet history
>Discover he was recently in a huge argument with somebody
>That person has the exact same make of car that struck and killed him
>Person is arrested and the population is down by one murderer

>>120039218
Sounds like you don't have enough pleasure in your life. You can assuredly gain more pleasure from something else, like watching anime.

>>120039258
If the moment you're living is the time of your death.

>>120039245
Free for all, thrown into a single arena with the other fags, no weapons.

>>120039229
>>120039132
Cheeky cunts

>>120039033
Pretty high, there's not that many people who have her as their waifu

I'll be alright. As a holdover from my days at home I don't keep an internet history or anything even remotely dodgy on my computer.

Not that the government couldn't find out what I've been looking at but normal people wouldn't find shit.

>>120039033
Does this include tumblrshits and such? I would relish in the chance to fight them.

You get cut in half and only have 10 minutes left to die what do you do?