Please feed me Kirin~
Are those mini croissants on that pizza she's eating?
Fatfags are the worst.
You could just ignore them you know? As long as they don't start spamming images then they're harmless and just pointing out how they're "the worst" isn't any better than just plain shitposting.
I'm not a fat fag I just like girls eating food or feeding them thank you.
Truly there is no greater pleasure, here have some foreplay.
That's it, Anon. Embrace it I believe in you!
I'll eat it, but you can't make me enjoy the taste.
Not really. Imagine if she had this level of softness.
Nope, Italians also don't know shit about pizza as far as I know. Any culture who doesn't understand the versatility of pizza and limits themselves to 2-3 popular topping combinations are doing it wrong.
Buffalo mozzarella with sun-dried tomatoes and rucola (rocket).
I'm totally fine with just basic midwest pepperoni
nerd. When are you going to get a real pizza and stop looking at fake 2d ones
>hating on based 3DPD
Lel, enjoy your faggot cartoons while I eat REAL pizza with my cute GIRLFRIEND.
We'll obviously fuck afterwards
Wtf, just get the regular dinner box, not the double. Its the perfect amount to order in a fit of depression, eat until you are a little bit sick, and have just enough left over for breakfast the next day! With that you are either going to have to get friends or live with your mistake for several meals.
>forgetting to pray to Itadakimasu before a meal
She's going to die.
There's more and more plebs showing up on this board every day, I swear. Yeah you enjoy PAYING for that pizza and getting FAT while I enjoy my superior 2D pizza faglords. Maybe one day you neanderthals will learn to self simulates the parts of your brain that receive the impulses from your taste buds so you can enjoy everlasting costless 2D pizza with you're waifu like me but I wouldn't hold my breath on it.
>Tfw lactose intolerant.
>Tfw exploding diarrhea every time i eat regular pizza.
Get a load of this impoverished neckbeard who can't even afford a real pizza or a prostitute who offers gf experience.
While you cry yourself to sleep on an empty stomach, I'll be pumping my sexy GIRLFRIEND balls deep while she screams how much she loves me and my cock.
I've been eating these Polish cucumbers in brine.
I love how they taste so much, but it destroys my asshole every time I eat them. Liquid, rocketing shits and my anus hurts like mad. I remember it bleeding at one point.
What the fuck do polish people put in their pickles?
>pray to Itadakimasu
Yes, I hear he's a vengeful deity.
Of course she could
I'd volunteer to be her local supermarket, if you know what I mean.
>actually eating japanese food
Sorry, I'm not a weeaboo faggot like you.
I once even refused to go eat sushi with my friends because I didn't want to look like a fucking weeaboo.
I want to share a pizza with Ryou.
So what does that make someone who eats Italian cuisine? Or French cuisine? Or Mexican cuisine?
Sure, if you exclusively eat Japanese cuisine and consider it objectively superior to all other forms of cuisine, then I can see where you're coming from, but eating Japanese cuisine from time to time while varying it up with many other forms of cuisine is not being a weeb.
I just want to see how he'll reply to be honest.
>So what does that make someone who eats Italian cuisine? Or French cuisine? Or Mexican cuisine?
Those are fine.
Japanese cuisine isn't, it makes you a fucking weeb if you try it.
I played fighting games in arcades, went to Akiba with my otaku friends, hicked some mountains and saw some shrines, and then went to less known local manga/anime shit stores. I spent over $1000 on weeb shit while I was there and even had to buy another suitcase. Get on my level.
Actually if you're not wearing a Naruto headband and pretending to be a ninja, no one cares. Hell, half the people on the train are reading manga, playing a handheld or playing idol have on their phones. Even my otaku friends all dress normally, exercise and have jobs. It was really fun and I can't wait to go back.
Why does that make it unacceptable? Isn't Japan just a country like any other? With its own unique culture just like any other country. There is nothing that makes the food or the country itself "unacceptable" unless you're an insecure faggot who is afraid that people will dislike him for daring to enjoy food from one of many countries.
I'm gonna be ordering some pizza tonight. What toppings should I get?
Sorry, I have to keep myself occupied since my GIRLFRIEND is away buying condoms so I can fuck her proper good like.
Mushroom, sweetcorn, onion, bacon, ham, peppers.
You made pizza yourself and the best you could do for toppings was put cancer discs onto it?
That is the beauty of making it yourself. You can get it just the way you want it.
No more getting the paper thin, "so authentic" kind. No more getting the tomato pie amerifats calls a pizza.
>Being at the pizza mercy of "muh authencity" and tomato pie fags.
Friendly reminder pepperoni is basically the worst thing ever.
After my entire life of having this shit topping on my pizza I just can't take it anymore.
go play with your birds or something
Because opinions. Also, by saying everyone hates putting "real" meat and vegtables on the pizza, you would also be talking about yourself. Stop being such an insufferable faggot
>Also, by saying everyone hates putting "real" meat and vegtables on the pizza, you would also be talking about yourself.
He's clearly not talking about himself here. It's pretty obvious that he's accusing others of hating the act of "putting real meat and veggies on" and that he enjoys "putting real meat and veggies on." He's still a faggot, though.
>there are people in this thread right now who don't or can't enjoy pizza with their waifu daily
What's the problem with pepperoni? Sure faggots who think the only pizza toppings in the world are margherita and pepperoni are retards, but pepperoni actually goes pretty nice on a pizza. That's using the same logic as that guy pretending he thinks liking anything Japanese makes you a weeb who can't see beyond Japanese culture.
How good do you think a burger from Ryou would taste? What kind of burger would it be? I think some sort of Teriyaki marinated burger.
Fry a ground beef patty on both sides, pour a mixture of soy sauce, sugar, mirin, cooking wine, a bit of chopped ginger, and simmer til cooked through.
Ezpz teriyaki burger. Should taste pretty nice.