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How would you kill sensei?

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How would you kill sensei?
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I would happily blow twenty guys in an alley with bleedy dicks so I could get AIDS and fuck Sensei and kill him with my AIDS
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Point out how a teacher's duty is to teach and bring out the greatest potential in his students, and since Nagisa's greatest potential is being an assassin, he has to let Nagisa complete his mission of assassination by the end of the class.
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>>119755103
By making the writers kill himself.
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>>119755124
Kills too slow. AIDS killing you can take years.
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I'd make him wear this sandwich sign and send him to the Harlem
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>>119755103
Build a dome of that substance around the school while he's inside, or build it beforehand and then use helicopters to drop it.
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>>119755236
He would notice the helis and escape with the speed of mach 20.
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>>119755103
How many hentai doujins are there of the Teacher?
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Deadly Japanese cold maybe?

>>119755155
Why is Nagisa such a cutey
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Modify myself into essentially an anti-Sensei gas chemical pinata, and then threaten one of his students.
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Just nuke Japan again
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Get breast implants made of anti-sensei stuff and tell him to rub his face in them.
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Paper cut.
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>>119755317
>Japanese cold

Combine it with the deadly Japanese runaway van/truck/bus...
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>>119755103
Kill everyone in the class and tell him to destroy earth already.
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>>119755103
Calling ebola-chan
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I'd try through trial and error to find the right kind of poisono
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Force him into suicide by giving him shitty NTR doujins in order to get him depressive.
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>>119755736
That would just give him a half-boner if there are big breasts involved.
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>>119755103
Put an apple on his desk and move to my seat in the back of the classroom. He will guess that it's a trap. And tell me to get more creative. I then explain to him that it's not just a trap. The apple has a 33% chance to be a BB trap and a 33% chance that it could be poisoned and a 33% chance to be a gesture of my appreciation towards a good teacher which I'd like to honor. That one percent? That's a secret.
Refusing it would be very disrespectful towards someone who looks up to him as his teacher. I'd lose his trust.
of course he feels confident and bites half the apple with his big mouth. He then realizes there were BB bullets inside the apple. He laughs and explains that they need velocity in order to hurt him, they don't even work as poison.
Then I pull out the detonator. The BBs were rigged into tiny fragmentation charges. Poison, BB trap, surprise. Seeing as i used "and" between the %'s and not "either", the odds don't stack. When he rushes to take away my detonator, the rest of the class behind him can use theirs.
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Shock him with electricity. Its simple really
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It depends how good his sight is. I rig fiber wire to half the front of the class room and direct fire to the other half. At mach 20 I doubt he'd stop short of being sliced to pieces.
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Nagisa is so lame looking.
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Step 1: make a 50 meters long necklace out of anti-sensei bullets.
Step 2: Wrap the building with it so that any attempt at getting out has him running into bullets.
Step 3: Blow bullet dust inside the building.
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>>119756008
Stop triggering me
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>>119756027
He will notice that and fly away. Or move his tentacles so fast the dust moves away.
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>>119756027
Pellet bomb then.
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>>119756008
>Not liking Nagisa's design.
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>>119756028
I think it's his hair; the overall design is pretty bland though.
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>>119756181
>Liking things
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>Sensei hasn't turned pink even once since chapter 1.
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>>119756295
I think he realized that it would signal to the students that his guard is down, so he tries to keep his guard up when relaxing, which prevents the pink from showing up.
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Punch him in the balls.
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>>119756462
I doubt Koro-sensei even has balls at this point.
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kill everyone in the studio a la charlie hebdo
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>>119756186
The vest is kinda neat but that fucking hair man

I get he's supposed to be feminine because of plot reasons but Jesus Christ that is in no way a voice that would ever come out of a male

I get how dumb that sounds but it's way harder to accept he's a guy with that fucking voice
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Didn't the suicide bomber tactic work in the beginning chapters? Just do that again.
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>>119756798
Maybe he hasn't hit puberty yet? He's the shortest male in the class, after all.
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Have a diet solely based on that substance that kills him to the point my sperm gets impregnated with that substance.

Filtr with it.
Have sex.
Cum inside.
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>not pulling a Frieza
>apply deathball to earth
GG
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>>119755103
When he is asleep.
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>>119755103
Put an anti-sensei material condom on my dick and fuck his ass.
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>>119756854
I hope he never hits puberty. Nagisa is perfect the way he is now.
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>>119755327
>Just nuke Japan again
This guy
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>>119757022
>Nagisa is perfect the way he is now.
;_;
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>>119756854
His mother control his nutritious intake.
Maybe she put female hormone in his food?
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>>119756798
>>119756854
you know his mom is secretly feeding him hormones
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Anyone else think the Moon destruction and the coming destruction of the Earth are actually involuntary on Sensei's part and he's genuinely hoping the students manage to kill him before he needs to destroy the Earth?
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A lot of explosives, like the suicide bomb. Put them in all the walls surrounding the classroom, the ceiling and the floor too. Have some charges drop from the ceiling 0.3 seconds from detonation. Just before start, get a couple people to start a verbal fight, so he's distracted.

From what I understand, one would need to fill the room with anti-sensei bullets faster than he can make it to the window, which would hopefully be covered by one of the falling explosives.

Once all is done, pray that he's dead, or I have no idea what to do.
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>>119757173
>>119757131
>hormones

Based on those child-bearing hips, I'm going to have to say yes
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>>119757197
I don't know about involuntary, but I agree about him wanting them to succeed. He has mentioned that he doesn't want to die, though.
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>>119757214
these kind of traps piss me off, there's no goddamn way a teenage boy can have balls and that kind of body type
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>>119757214
My body can't be more ready for doujins
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>>119757249
His mother literally dresses him up like a girl and pretends that he is female. Like the anons before said, she probably adds hormones to his food.
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>>119757287
>Half of the current doujins are bitch-sensei being tentacle raped.
>The other half are Karma x Nagisa yaoi.
I'm completely okay with this.
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>>119757346
You're completely missing the >Nagisa X tentacle rape, multiple times until he realizes his inner femininity category
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>>119757214
Nagisa vs. Naegi, who would win?

Nagisa
>159cm (5'2.5")
>48kg (106lbs)
>Assassin-in-training, possibly female

Naegi-kun
>160cm (5'3")
>52kg (114.5lbs)
>Ultimate Luckster/Hope, can reach for doorknobs and end up with a fistful of titties instead
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Call Haru to pheromone him into suiciding.
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I already did. When I dropped the series.
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>>119757214
>>119757173
>>119757131

Now where is that caged trap pic when I need it
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>>119755736
>using base 15
This man is a genius. It provides so much more freedom than mere 10.
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>>119757455
Naegi

He's too fucking lucky to die.
He's basically a Komaeda without any of the bad luck following him
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>>119755103
He cant hurt the students cant he? Wear anti-sensei clothes and hug him tight
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>>119757899
He will avoid the hug.
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『A L L F I C T I O N』
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Does Korosensei sleep? Why not just kill him in his sleep?
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