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Do you need healing?
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>>119676046
BEST GIRL
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>>119676046

I wonder if she instinctively responds with actions to anyone who gives the right trigger words that used to be in her script.
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>>119676046
My heart does.
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>Crunchyroll not translating properly that she speaks in the third person

Sasuga.
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>>119676237
I was hearing that and was wondering if that was the case.
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>>119676237
third person weaboo speak a shit
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What are those things on her shoulders supposed to be?
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Why would a farming bot be lv90?
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>>119676391
Why would a farming bot be specced as a dual-shield cleric?
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>>119676391
Why would it not?
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>>119676311
Stylized armor. She's playing a maid, so it works flawlessly.

Doesn't actually work realistically (except for glancing blows, but those aren't hurting you anyways), but they're in a video game so realism is irrelevant.
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>>119676428
Max defense and self-heal.
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>>119676428
Because it's cool.
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>>119676391
>not understanding what bots are
>2015
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>Not posting best bot
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>Oh Coppelia, your cuteness makes my heart ache
>Do you need healing?
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>>119676617
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>>119676391
Because level 90 zones and monsters would drop the best loot. Most mmo bots start life as grinding until max level and then grinding gold.
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Is this the only episode we're getting with this party? I'd much rather see the adventures of these guys than the scrubs.
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If she's your waifu, you would get NTR'd because some random stranger told her that he needed healing.
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>>119676617
I will make her overskill a healing skill called "marriage" and have her use it one me.
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>>119676617
> I have a cut on my penis.
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>>119676859
But she will use it on everyone, even Landers.
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>>119676566
Wrong.
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>Next episode is a newbie episode
>Which means more Isuzu

Can't wait for more of best girl
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>Coppelia will never learn how to truly love

She can heal my HP, but she can't heal my heart.
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>>119676862
She will wave her hands at your crotch briefly and tell you that your hp is full.
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>>119677054
But that isn't Akatsuki
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>>119677152
Tell her it is a special curse she can't see and needs to use a hands on blessing.
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>>119677217
Then she will do nothing because it's not a curse she knows about.
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>>119676952
Nope, a one time use permanent skill.
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Why would a farming bot have an actual name instead of sdlkfjdslfjsdfls?
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>>119677694
Make it less obvious it's a bot? Does no good if your bots get found and shut down.
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>>119677451
>spend time and money to create a marriage agreement
>convince Coppelia to sign it
>get ready to consummate
>she runs away with Kanami because she is on a new adventure
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>>119678055
Implying I won't be adventuring with my waifu for ever.
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>>119677694

I think FFXI had an auto-name feature (at time of launch), where you could press a button and get a random name filled in automatically, from a database of pre-populated names.

Early generations of bots were mostly named this way, and only later began to have keyboard-mash appellations.
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Amerinardo and Coppelia-bot bestest couple.
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>>119678141
What is the rationale behind keyboard mashing names?

So it is not taken by others? But it is so obvious.
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>>119679677
It could be a courtesy thing to tell players it's a bot so don't try interacting.
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>>119676428
>Why would a farming bot be specced as a dual-shield cleric?

Prioritizing survivability so the programmers don't have to deal with them dying (because then, they would have program them to walk back to the farming area) I would assume.

Also, obscene amounts of survivability means you could probably just autoattack something to death instead of dealing with spell CDs and rotations (once again, more pain in the ass to program).
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>>119679677
How are you gonna come up with unique names for a large number of bots?
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Coppelia must have hundreds of sisters.
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>>119680033
I've read that she has only 18 or so sisters.

But half of them were already banned.
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>>119679792
Good point.
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>>119680122
Do they all look different?
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>>119680122
What happens when you get the banhammer post Apocalypse?
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>>119679792
I doubt that. It was most likely just laziness.
Plus, some older games didn't allow you to directly report players or copy their names, making it a massive pain in the ass for people to report bots or throw goldspammers into ignore.
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>>119680199
Probably not.
>>119680207
You cannot have your account banned post Apocalypse, just like nobody can log out.
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>>119676046
Sghe is not a girl, she is a computer program
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>>119679677
A random string of length X is easy to generate and almost guaranteed to not collide with a previous name.

>>119677694
Technically 'Coppelia' refers to the class of bot. There were like two dozen Coppelias, and a bit over half were caught in the Apocalypse. The Coppelia we see is one who happened to be wandering around France.

>>119680377
Maybe you can, but so far no admin has given signs of life except the guy who's not in his admin account.
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>>119679906

It wouldn't be hard to write a generator that strings together random syllables instead of or in combination with just random letters.
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>>119680411
Computer programs are people too, you know.
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>tfw no gold farming bot waifu
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>>119680377
I'd think they would, why spend time making them uniform? you'd just throw the character together based on it's class and let em go.
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>>119677054
But we just had the episode with best girl, and won't see her at all next one
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>>119680411
Fuck you, she is a girl and my waifu.
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>>119680545
It wouldn't be "hard" but it would require more effort for absolutely no reason.It's easy as hell to detect bots anyway, botting companies don't make a profit through the stealthiness of their bots but through their sheer quantity.
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So The Catastrophe turned farming bots self-aware, what's next? Summons become adventurers?
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>>119681114
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Wait, so even bots get trapped in the Elder Tale world, then why isn't Akiba filled with beggar bots and spam bots?
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>>119681295
He wasn't a summon, was he?
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>>119681297
Why is Elder Tales devoid of BRs?
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>>119681346
He was an NPC, which is basically the same thing.
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>>119681297
Because japanese pride. Only chinese scum has bots.
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>>119681297
I'm more surprised the japanese server isn't full of australians, it's the only servers aussies can use unless they get one in their own country.

>>119681416
Why would BRs be on a japanese server?
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>>119681346
He was a lander who now have adventurer as a subclass.
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>>119676046
Yes.
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Healing?
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>>119681488
Bot=/=robot, racist.
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>>119681482
But there is no indication that BRs are on US servers either.
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>>119681497
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>>119681626
We haven't seen the US servers to know if there were BRs or not.
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Kanami can heal me with her huge tits
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>>119681689
I bet the author is unaware of BRs in MMOs.
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I wonder when will the author start dealing with the possibility of going back to "the real life" and whether they would even want to go back.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXp8Th41rBs
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>>119676046
State your prime directives.
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>>119676046
>Falling in love with a fucking bot
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>>119682170
>not in love with a bot
Pleb.
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>>119682170
I can relate.
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>>119682170
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>>119680411
Machines need love too.
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>>119682499
They need and deserve extra love.
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>>119682328
>>119682360
>>119682376
But he didn't just fall for a bot, he fell for a farming bot. What's next? Are you guys gonna say beggar bots and spam bots are people too?
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>>119681488
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>>119682530
Why are you so bent on bullying bots?
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>>119682530
Farming bot is best bot.
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>>119682541
>Nano buying a 4chan pass
That would have been a funny end.
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>>119682568
Farming bots ruin the game.
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>>119682170
She's sapient, so there's nothing wrong with that.
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>>119682641
Not a game any more so it doesn't matter. I like that she's like a con artist waifu.
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She seems awfully concerned for a bot after Leonardos COWABUNGA scene.
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>>119681488
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>>119682541
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>>119682787
Of course, he looked like he needed healing.
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>>119682791
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>>119682170
can he fill her full of baby batter and have a little botling with her?
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>>119683320
Which adds more confusion to the question of kids. Like will the kids born in game be a lander or adventurer but now add in will it also be a bot or not?
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Watching the episode again, it's very sweet how Coppelia seems to have taken an interest in Leonardo.
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>>119683414
Since Coppelia is self aware and not really a bot anymore, she is no different from any other adventurer.
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>>119683414
It will be a half-robot lander with the adventurer subclass.
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>>119683458
That's only because he sucks and constantly needed healing.
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>>119683539
Is she really self aware though? Yeah she knows she's a bot but she is still following someone else and seems fixated on her creator. It seemed like she showed little to no freewill.
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>>119683610
>she is still following someone else and showed little to no freewill
You can say that about many other people
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Do we finally know what made Elder Tales real? Was it magic? Technology? Is it a seperate world? Or reality overwritten by the game world? Was it a phenomenon or a person that caused this?
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>chinese farming bot
>heals people
Wut?
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>>119683723
But they are choosing to, she is following the one who found her.
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Mamare will be back this time.

Right? ;_;
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>>119683781
She's probably healing people since she gained sentience.
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>>119683781
She heals herself while farming, now she's in a party and heals them.
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>>119683781
Easy enough to program.

I had played SWG ages ago and it was simple enough to set up a macro that would heal anyone who gave you some cash in a trade.

Entertainers were able to do the same thing, and 99% of those were simply macrobots dancing in cantinas until the servers went down.
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>>119683781
She was obviously designed to heal herself, while also having a sky-high defense, so she could solo-farm sustainably over long periods.

Now that she's not alone anymore, she uses her healing for other people, too.
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>>119676046
what is she from?
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>>119676046
Dem monkey ears
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>>119684170
I want to nibble them.
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The Wall is best girl, or at least in the top 2

Got me back into running a gimmicky shield build in Dark Souls. Fuck.
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>>119684124
Log Horizon season 2 episode 14.
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>The Ninja "turtle"

Oh my god I'm dying
He's also pretty cool, hope we see a lot more of him and the Wall in the future
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>>119684355
>can't make a turtle ninja look with armor in the game
>make a frog ninja, since it's the next best thing

Truly, it is a glimpse into the mind of the video game gimmick builder.
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>>119684345
thanks man
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>>119684355
Leonardo is the best
>jumps from a flying dragon to another dragon while he clotheslines two boss and rekt one in half

If he isn't the best then i don't know who is
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when I think of it, can a healer wield shields? It's not specified but I never saw one. Why isn't the fucking wall a fucking tank?
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>>119684451
>can a healer wield shields

Not in modern MMOs at least. At most a dagger instead of a staff but that's about it.
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>>119684451
>Summoner with a Scribe subclass
>get an overskill that breaks the rule of the summoned beasts limit
>run around the world with a massive horde of dragons, fucking shit up
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>>119684417
I'm assuming in-universe, there was a TMNFrog show instead of the TMNT we know.

Gotta avoid dem legal shits, y'know

>>119684449
Like I said, hope we get more from him.

>>119684451
That chart says bucklers and plate for clerics, so yes.

It's probably not all inclusive, though.

And she isn't a tank because the self healing capability enables longer farming with less down-time

>>119684528
IIRC, Everquest 1+2 had it's clerics with plate and such, and that's fairly modern.

Best interpretation of a cleric, by the way.
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>>119684623
brb trying Everquest 2
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>>119684528
There was this MMORPG I played once called ArcheAge. You can choose up to 3 classes, and wield any equipment. So you could easily get a Healer/Archer/Swordmaster with plate, a bow in case of need, shield and sword.
Graphics and art direction was shit, and quest were soon repetitive so I never got much into it, but I thought it was very versatile and nice.
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>>119684761
It was okay when I played it, not sure about it now.

Heard it went f2p, so it's probably a shitty grindfest with an overpriced cash shop, now.
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>>119684816
You can also dedicate to trading with farms, castles, ships and shit like that. Really complete game.

Too bad it's extremely P2Win.
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>>119684623
m still waiting for Black Desert Online, i mean its f2p but its pretty interesting too see what it gives, just free roam with no loading screens in between with a constantly made maps makes me have interest in it and also cant wait for horse carriage pvp battles and having a guild war and sieges
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>>119685061
>korean MMO
Automatically shit, why even bother
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>>119684451
Does anyone have the big list of classes, including international specific classes?
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>>119685140
because i can climb and shit, i will probably take 2 hours on character customization though
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>>119684355
>>119684417

I think our Ninja Turtle friend might also be a Battletoads reference somehow.
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>>119676046

What happens when she dies in-game? She wasn't a real player, so she doesn't have any memories to give up, other than what little she's acquired since becoming sentient at the time of the Event.

At best, pre-sentience her "memory" consists of Log Files, probably loaded with entries like "Obtained 50gp. Obtained 25gp. Obtained 2x Rabbit Pelt..."
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>>119685418
>Implying the Wall can die

No anon, she is indestructible.
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>>119676046
> name Coppelia
> similar to Copulation
> She's a sex bot
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>>119686136
Is not! She's a waifu bot.
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>>119686164
> implying Waifu bots are not made for pure sex.
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>>119686257
That's different though. Pure waifu sex is not a sex bot.
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>>119686333
If you have sex with your waifu which happens to be a bot, she is a sex bot by definition.
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>>119685418
>log files
>** Are you enjoying Elder Tale? **
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>>119686136
Well, if that wasn't already obvious.
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>>119681488

Any robot with enough sentience to want to post on 4chan should be about to figure out that that means "I'm not a spam daemon" and just click it.
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>>119686437
Nope. One function that is not the sole/primary intention does not define it as so.
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>>119686483
Can they even log out of Elder Tale yet? Or are they all just dead & have turned in to AI.
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>>119685418
>Dies after a fatal shield bashing accident
>Has to sacrifice a few strings of her code in order to resurrect or otherwise die for good
>comes back missing several of her functions, can no longer recognize or remember things she does.
>Leonardo forced to care for his now retarded waifu who can't even recognize him.

It's like an adam sandler movie.
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>>119686637
Anon, the Wall cannot die.

Though, that would be adorable, I'd watch it.
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>>119686554
Then by definition, she's not a "waifu bot" that you so claimed and is in fact only a "bot" which primary functions have already been lost since the apocalypse started. Congratulation, you have just proven that she is in fact not a "waifu bot".
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>>119686778
But once I marry her Waifu is her primary function. She is a waifu bot
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>>119686838
Okay, anon. Whatever you say man.
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>>119686136
coppelia is a doll
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>Coppelia
Reminds me of 2010
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Will Mamare ever show up again?
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>>119684417
He made a turtle ninja but it had to be changed because copyright.
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>>119684528
Paladins use shields.
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Something about that whole episode felt disturbing to me. Like it was some cheap Chinese version of Log Horizon. I hated all the people involved, the bosses involved, and the desert that China is. I hope we don't see too much of them. Also why is Nureha so ugly compared to her art?
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>>119684528

FFXI had builds for white mage with Shield+Wand or Shield+Mace.

There was even some WHM-equippable plate-armor, although almost nobody used any of the few options available.
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>>119687309
>hating on THE WALL and Teenage Mutant Ninja Frog
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>>119687309
blame the ugliness on DEEN
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Nah, I'd rather have a fucking dragon.
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>>119686136
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Copp%C3%A9lia

Uncultured swine. It's actually a smart joke, seeing as she is a lifeless bot.
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>>119687309
>hating on THE WALL
>hating on the Keronardo

i too know nothing of having shit taste
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>>119676046
>looks like littlest knight
yes please
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What are Kanami's weapons called?
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>>119689435

They're probably classified as some sort of Cesti, but fantasy-world type, not resembling the real-world version.
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>>119689435
Honkers.
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>>119689435
Unnecessarily large brass knuckles.
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>>119689435
Gauntlets?
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>>119688547
Isn't that the maid for the forgot to turn off my swag guild? The lander?

Not a bot?
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>>119687309
>Also why is Nureha so ugly compared to her art?
Because anime a shit.
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>>119676046
>Leonardo falls in love with the cute shield cleric
>She reveals she's just a robot
>Leonardo is shocked
>Coppelia pulls off her face
>She was actually a Shredder bot all along
>The Apocalypse was Shredder's plan to trap the ninjas and defeat them once and for all
>Rest of Log Horizon is about Leonardo going on a quest to find the other ninjas so they can defeat Shredder and save everyone in the Database
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>>119689645
Better than the new movie.
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>>119690096
That bad?
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>>119684528
Dragon Nest clerics have shield as default.
>inb4 I play shit mmo
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>>119690620
Yes.
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>>119690767
There's no need to tell you since you already know.
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>>119684623
>I'm assuming in-universe, there was a TMNFrog show instead of the TMNT we know.
>Gotta avoid dem legal shits, y'know
Also, the Turtles were often called frogs in various cartoons.
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>>119690861
Dragon Nest is actually one of the less shitty MMOs I thought?
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I wonder what a mutliboxer would be like. For example back in the day in WoW I saw a guy running around AV with 5 perfectly syncronized shamans, they'd just frost shock people and explode them.
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>>119690861
Yeah, I'm stupid back then. I should have play pso2 like now, or stick to console game, or stick to dota.

>>119690984
It's shit but not that shitty. 6/10 at best.
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>>119691413
>6/10 at best.
Nexon brings it straight to 3/10
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>>119691253

When juggling large numbers of characters, many multi-boxers have at least some degree of automation.

For instance, they might manually trigger some healing specials on the healer, but routine cures would be automatically cast by the script.

Likewise, they might have some movement AI to handle the group following and positioning, while just moving the lead character around.
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>>119691253
I'd imagine it would create clones of you.
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>>119691253

>Now neither of us will be virgins
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>>119684528
FFXIV White Mages actually have shields.

Not nearly that cool though.
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>>119691825
with hive mind please.
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>>119676046
no
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>>119692125
Would be OP as fuck.
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Okay Anon here's the deal.

You've just been told that in twelve months your favorite MMO or the last MMO you played will become real and you along with any other player will be sucked inside for the rest of eternity or until you plot device your way out.

You have twelve months of time. If you creat more than one character then they'll also appear in the world with their own personalities. You can invite your friends and tell them of what'll happen. You can get grinding right now and hope you'll be a god for when the time comes.

What's your plan?
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>>119692659
This is /a/ so I suspect many will trick their bro into making a female character so he gets gender swapped to fuck her.
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>>119692659
>Pangya

I don't know what to feel about this.
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>>119692659
>Played TOR yesterday
Oh man, planet jumping is going to be fun
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>>119692782

>my healer friend I've been playing games with for the past 13 years

yes

yes

oh god yes
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>>119692490
that's the idea
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Damn you China for making qt bots!

>>119692659
>PSO2
Nope. I die too much.
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>>119692659
>If you creat more than one character then they'll also appear in the world with their own personalities.
Will create a fucking harem.
My character will be a female too.
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>>119692659

I would play TERA with /a/ again
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>>119692659
start getting out the excel sheets, learn game mechanics, learn glitches, fill my warehouse to the brim with legendary items. And create a female character obviously. Undead if possible to have immortality on my side. Oh, and get all the frilly deco-items that I can get.

Max out int/wis to avoid being reduced to dumb muscle
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>>119692659
>>119692782
>>119692898
>This is /a/ so I suspect many will trick their bro into making a female character so he gets gender swapped to fuck her.

Meanwhile, your bro is doing the same thing. Both of you end up creating your characters as the little girl.
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>>119693489
>Yuri ending
Well, I'd say mission accomplished
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>>119693489
Nah, your bro is a normal, he'll have no idea what's coming.
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>>119693489
I don't see the problem here
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>>119693489
Nah, that's /u/'s plan. /a/ will go for the gender swap.
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>>119693618
Normals play females too.
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>>119693817
Yeah, I just mean he's a normal and won't be suspecting the trick into being gender swap.
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>>119693858
Yeah, but I'd play a girl anyway. I always do.
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>>119694019
You just became the gender swapped one and your bro is after you now.
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>>119693489
no way, I'll play my one male character and then live in a house with all my female daugtheru alts but one will have to pretend to be the mommy because I'm a troubled soul and I'll eventually turn to liquor
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>>119694062

>Implying that's bad.

Every doujin I've read basically states that becoming a girl turns your whole body into one giant pleasure zone and that fucking feels like heaven compared to being a man.
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>>119681482
Because elder tale is fictional it gets to have servers for everywhere, Australia included
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>>119692782
>not wanting to be the little girl yourself
Shameful
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>>119692659
>12 months
that's way too fucking easy.

Get all my friends, sell everything we have except the clothes on our backs. Pool the money, pay for game devs. Make our perfect world (in my case, Dog Days: The Game). Finish game in 11 months. Give ourselves really strong powers and items with GM power. Not enough that it wouldn't be fun anymore, but strong enough so that we can handle ourselves no matter what gets thrown at us, at least in the beginning.
Login, play a little to get used. Wait.

You can't deny this is objectively the best plan.
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>>119694984
There's no way you could develop a MMO that isn't total dogshit in 11 months
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>>119694984
>Developing a good MMO
>In 12 months
Yeah, if this was fantasy land
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>>119694973
You be the little girl all you want. It'll be more fun for me to have.
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>>119695049
>>119695099
It doesn't need to be perfect. We know focusing on gameplay is useless, we just need to make nice skills, safezones, and a giant map that is "filled with awesome things" only in the lore (lore becomes real).

Since I'm copying something that already exists that's even easier. Get the Devs to read all the dog days material available. Make Flonyard. Leave most of the thing to the lore as a copypaste. Write the players in as incoming heroes summoned by the Biscotti/Galette/Pastillage kingdoms. Write about all the characters.

Seriously, you basically only need to do a sketch and have the lore fill in everything. That's what happened to Elder Tales, it wasn't as interesting as it is now.
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If you want lore, Asheron's Call > any MMO you've played.
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>>119681346
No he was a Run.dll code
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>>119695236
This has never been proven.
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Your waifu isn't real that's not healthy. It's time to go back home
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>>119694984
>>119695049

Best I think you could do is grab one of the MMOs that have been reverse-engineered, so you can set up your own servers. Replace the graphical assets and do a little customization.

There is still the problem of having a critical mass of players though.
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>>119684816
>>119684968

NA and EU version is licensed by trion.

Sadly the labor points system makes it pointless to play for more than about 2 hours a day every 5 or so days because even if you buy cash shop labor pots you go through that labor in about 15 minutes.
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>>119695222
If I got into a western MMO, I'd spend the rest of my life regretting not getting into a JRPGMMO instead.

I want my kemonomimi, my lolis, my japanese RPG cliches, muh powerlevels, muh fighting spirit, muh anger/love/friendship powerups.

If I didn't care for that, I'd go for Tibia.

>>119695380
I'd post it on /a/, /v/, /m/ and /vg/ I guess (since Pastillage does research, it's not far fetching for crystalline magic mechas). Even if not many come, I'm fine with just all the NPCs and my buddies.
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>>119689435
Bazongas.
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>>119692659
>STO

The USS Bangbus is ready to launch.
Plus, I'm already a fucking rear admiral, I've got fucking pull.

>Favorite
>SWG
I am now a craftsman that raked in the dosh when it was popular.

Read as: Before the combat update.
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There is something i dont understand, Kanami moved to italy and started playing again, so did she walk all the way from the European server to the Chinese server? and how did she get there without leveling past 90?
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>>119694984
Awesome idea, would gladly be trapped in for eternity. Send invite.

>>119695049
Except that when you consider that most of the mechanics and graphics get auto-updated to 'near-realism' after the apocalypse most of the time consuming parts disappear. I mean all the imagery of pre-apocalypse ET is like something from the early 90s.

I also find it cute that you think that time spent in development equates to a better game, as though that isn't proven wrong constantly.
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>>119694062

that's cool too. Just would make less sense since I'm the one playing buff manly tank classes and he's always a little cloth healer.
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>>119695222
>spending eternity in a western mmo

Disgusting I'd rather spend eternity in a p2w kmmo than that.
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>>119696158
Please, one of my fantasies is to be a little shota cleric/squire helping a buff female knight on her journey.

It's not strange in the least.
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>>119696018
>I also find it cute that you think that time spent in development equates to a better game, as though that isn't proven wrong constantly.
No shit that's not true, nor is that what my post implied. Furthermore, the mechanics are not 'updated to near realism' - there are plenty of mechanical artifacts left over from the game phase in Elder Tale. The graphics get a free update, sure, but nothing else does.

If you want to create a not shit MMO in 11 months, you'd still probably have to make it a MUD.
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>>119696680
>If you want to create a not shit MMO in 11 months, you'd still probably have to make it a MUD.

Or just customize an existing MMO.
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>>119692659
Then I'd need to actually play an mmo type game. Is Neverwinter any good?
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>>119696851
all mmos are not-so-secretly terrible

The only thing that makes any of them worth playing is community
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>>119676309
Look at this nigger. I bet he watches dubs and can't even tell the difference between the voice actors of cartoons and anime.
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>>119696851
It's F2P.

So, take that as you will.

Sub based ones are definitely better.

I'll go back to late 90's/early2000's MMOs and deal with the shittier internet before playing modern F2P grindfests, given the choice.

And yes, I do realize that the sub-based ones were only really better because it gated out the shit people through a paywall
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>>119685140
Have you even seen it? Immersion wise the combat animations look smooth as fuck. I'd play it just so I can horse race around the world.
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>>119691797
So the people who get ported into ET would be half man, half script?
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>>119676046
>You teach her how to heal your dick
>She did it perfectly
>And then you see some Landers answered yes when she asked if they needed healing
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>>119697001
But what sub based ones aren't mostly dead these days? FFXIV?
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>>119691253
I think I'm definitely gonna have to use this as an enemy when I get around to running the RPG. A five character hivemind, capable of synchronizing perfectly as well as independent action.
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>>119697339
These days?
No clue.

I mostly grew out of MMOs.
I played a bit of the SWGemu but due to real life shit I gave up on it for now.
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>>119697339
Depends on your definition of dead. EVE is as alive as ever and is techincally a subscription based game. WoW is still has over 10 million players (who knows how many are bots). FFXI still has 16 active servers, somehow.
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>>119692659
If there was an mmo worthy of living in I'd be playing it right now instead of sitting on 4chan.
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>>119695461
>tibia
Fuck, that game would be nice to go to. Huge world and lore. I wouldn't be able to give up kemonomimis too, though.
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