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Just about half the problems in NGE would've been solved

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Just about half the problems in NGE would've been solved if Shinji stuck his dick in Asuka.
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You completely misunderstood Shinji's problems.
But you're right. If Shinji didn't have his problems and had been capable of fucking Asuka, then the whole hedgehog dilemma wouldn't have played out like that.
What a retarded statement.
If I weren't psychologically ill, I wouldn't be psychologically ill.
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>>119559649
>half
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>shinji dicks asuka
>later events still happens
>shinji "rejects" asuka
>asuka counter-rejects shinji
>back to square one
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Let's make this thread an "Asuka best girl"-thread please.
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>>119561978
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>>119562997
hot. keep it up.
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>>119559649
That's because Asuka is best girl.
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no it wouldn't

thing about Eva is that Shinji and Asuka really didn't have anything to do with anything that was happening in the series

People say that it's all about Shinji's dilemmas, but Shinji's dilemmas and all the shit involves Nerv, SEELE, the angels, and the 2nd and 3rd impact were completely unrelated (except the fact that Shinji stopped the 3rd impact after solving said dilemma).
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>>119563748
Yes it would've.
Shinji would've become a man instead of the pussy he was.
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>>119560968
see >>119567041
He just would have become a cuck like Gendo.
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>>119567093
Gendo wasn't a cuck he was a fucking baller and fucked science lady and her mom.
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>>119567685
>spends the rests of his life trying to join his sould with his dead wife
>who doesn't want him
>he fails
cuck
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Didn't piloting the Evas require them to be mentally damaged or something? If both got to the point where they were comfortable having sex with someone else, their performance would have gone to shit
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>>119567990
They picked kids who were likely shut off from one another. This way utterly breaking that barrier "connects" them with humanity as a focal point. Damage itself isn't good, see Asuka.
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They would have both still been crazy, they just would have been crazies with a sex life.

Asuka still wouldn't know how to show affection, which in turn would cause Shinji to feel like she was using him, and that would make him avoid trying to start an emotional connection with her, which would just make her think he was rejecting her, and feel like no one loved her.

Having sex probably would have fucked both of them up even worst honestly.

Experiencing instrumentality was probably the best thing that could have happened to both of them.
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Just about half of the problems with the eva fanbase wouldn't exist if your dad didn't stuck his dick in your mom. Fuck shipperfags
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>>119560968
is that Kaworu Ikari?
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>>119567041
which wouldn't have solved anything

he still would've gotten fucked over in the end because of factors completely outside of his control
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>>119559649
Sex makes shit more complicated most of the time
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>>119568478
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If they'd fucked, one of them would have killed themselves.
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>>119568557
Carl's hair is 50 shades of grey
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>>119568763
I count 3.
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Sex is a good way to help other deal with sadness. It increases happiness, affection with another, and involves cuddling, which in itself is a miracle for dealing with sadness
But that's like if you had a shitty day, or if you aren't sure is someone loves you. Asuka and Shinji have problems that go way beyond that.
They would of needed some serious professional help, the best TLC and support from the ones they cared for, and time.
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>>119568913
>They would of needed some serious professional help, the best TLC and support from the ones they cared for, and time.
I have a better idea. Get in the robot Shinji.
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>>119559649
Would have created even more problems as a result.
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>>119568913
Well all the therapists are dead at the end of EOE.
Hopefully instrumentality was enough to push them into the right direction.
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Who's the least fucked up person in NGE?

Kaji?
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>>119569704
Karl
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>>119569704
Among the main characters?
Shinji.
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>>119569704
I don't know, he has questionable taste in women and careers.
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>>119569704
That one long haired operator guy that played the guitar once. Forget his name, but he was the only one not chasing after hopeless love and affection and was more or less happy
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>>119570188
You mean the guy hiding under a table when confronted with naked girls?
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>>119570188
>the nerd is the most stable and happy
Yeah right, Anno.
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>>119569704
If Rebuild is a sequel, then Shinji and Asuka oddly.
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>>119559649
escapist writers pls go and stay go
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>>119568913
>They would of needed some serious professional help,
Japan, so none of that.
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fourth impact
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>>119570188
Aoba
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>>119569704
penpen
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>>119570767
Penpen was a failed science experiment that had to be rescued by Misato to stop him from being euthanized.

Plus it's a fucking penguin that can read newspapers but can't communicate properly, he must have some thoughts about why he's the only penguin like this, and how his life was so disposable he had to be saved by a drunk christmas cake.
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>>119559649
There's an entire comic series about just that.
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>>119571004
he gets mad pussy though.
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>>119571193
Being a baller as fuck penguin has some perks I suppose.
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>>119559649
Asukafags, like always they fucking miss the point of everything in favor of their top tier annoying cunt waifu.
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>>119571278
I like Asuka more than every girl but Misato, but even I acknowledge that everyone needs a therapist a lot more than they do each other
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What's the best lewd doujin of Asuka
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>>119571004
He should be happy though that someone loves him that much
And everyone loves pen-pen. Evem Ramiel-Chan
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>>119569704
ramiel.
its just a cube that shoots lazer, what else do you need?
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>>119559649
>Just about half the problems in NGE would've been solved if Shinji stuck his dick in Asuka.

Never into crazy, anon.
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>>119571720
>cube
It's an octahedron.
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I CANNOT MASTURBATE TO EVA DOUJINS WITHOUT PRETENDING THAT ITS THE REBUILD CHARACTERS OR ELSE I FEEL EXTREMELY GUILTY
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>>119561978
I'm in.
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>>119571724
But they're both crazy, so it evens out. Haven't you read vanilla doujins with two yanderes before?
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>>119563748
One of the points in EoE is that neither of them had any control over their own lives.
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>>119571858
>Before watching EVA
>Jack it with abandon to a wide variety of hedgehog spank mags
>After watching EVA
>Just remember how legitimately fucked up they are and can't do it
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>>119572055
shinji isnt crazy, he's just damaged.
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>>119571940

who is she?
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>>119572503
Looks like Rei.
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>>119572503
naruto from naruto
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>>119569704
Kaji is a pretty fucked up character. It's hinted in the anime but it's explained why in the manga. He's essentially just as emotionally damaged as the other characters.

I'd argue Gendo is the most well off. He's aware of what he's doing, and has no real problems doing it. He's manipulative of course, but he has reasons and goals, and follows through with them. Chasing after his wife doesn't necessarily make him unbalanced.

Aside from him, Fuyutsuki has no real problems aside from lusting after Yui.
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>>119569704
Kaji is a super fucked up and broken guy, what are you saying?
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>>119572427
I wouldn't even really call Asuka crazy.
Both of them have a pretty decent chance of recovering and being decent people.

They can potentially help each other, but they really do need some decent care givers.
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>>119572643
Isn't Gendo the ultimate hedgehog though?

He even apologises to Yui in EoE that he couldn't bear to get close to Shinji in case he lost him or Shinji didn't love him back.
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>>119572723
yeah but asuka is a woman.
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Just gonna leave this here
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>>119572699
I meant in relation to other major characters. Obviously he's fucked, but he doesn't seem as fucked.
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>>119572821
They seem like a fine group of gents
10/10 would hang out with
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>>119559649
Retake is a overrated Doujin.
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Toji isn't that fucked up.

>>119572856
Misato doesn't seem that fucked either but she's one of the worst. Kaiji was a minor character so you don't know.
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>>119572856
I think he might be even more fucked up then Asuka and Shinji to be honest.

Those two at least have the excuse of being hormonal teenagers.
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>>119572723
Asuka fell into a mind rape coma while Shinji masturbated over her body while screaming at her to abuse him. Surely, the actions of two mentally sound people with a solid chance of getting over themselves
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>tfw i just realized literally everyone gets cucked
>even the creators and the audience
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>>119573177
That was at their lowest point, before then, and after instrumentality, they are in better places.
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>>119559649
Then Shinji wouldn't have been Shinji and Asuka wouldn't have been Asuka, meaning NGE wouldn't have been NGE

Scenarios like what you propose are like when people do "what if" scenarios with real world history; thinking about what could have happened distracts for why things happened the way they did.
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>>119572699
Is this bait?

Kaji has game. He knows how to deal with people. He doesn't "express his love" for Misato because he knows he already had sex with her in the past. Misato acts angry at him all the time, but a lot of anger is actually anger at herself for still being attracted to him. If he "expressed his love" to Misato, her pretend disgust for him would turn into real disgust.

He obviously has a mission. Whether or not Misato falls for him again, is irrelevant to that mission. Misato isn't the only woman he hits on, she's just his favorite. He's not insecure about anything, that's why he does gardening(an odd hobby, for someone who knows the end of the world is nigh) and is unafraid when he knows he's about to die. He's the most grounded person on the show.
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>>119573575
Shinji isn't a baby, and Asuka isn't crazy.
So it would be rebuild.
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>>119573372
As someone who struggles with the hedgehog himself, I can say that I am easily in a far better place than either of them and yet my own issues aren't anywhere close to going away
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>>119561978
Reporting in.
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>>119573751
>As someone who struggles with the hedgehog himself

Do you have a Ron Jeremy infestation?
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>>119567990
I thought they picked kids that had a connection with the EVAs, like Asuka with unit 2 because it had her mother's soul and same with shinji
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A man's job?
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Hand job?
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How do I become a hedgehog like Shonje?
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>>119576750
You cant because first you would need other people to care about you for you to be afraid of hurting with your spikes.
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>>119576750
Is Shinji fast?
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>>119576750
Lol Shinji isn't even there
He's probably in the back of the store, fucking Misato or something
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>>119576921
He's in the fucking robot. Finally.
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>>119576996
nigga shinji got in the robot all the time
one of the times he couldnt even get out
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>>119576996
Did he shrink?
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>>119577296
Sorry for trying to be funny.
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>>119573699
Everything you wrote here is wrong.
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I hope none of you are answering this teenager's terrible post seriously.
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>>119577431
>over 90 replies
Once you're past 20 responses, /a/ gets helpful.
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>>119577431
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>>119577431
This thread's just turned into people talking idly about fuck all in particular.
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>>119572503
No idea who that girl is. Anyway, Asuka thread!
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I am not in a robot.
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>>119577972
Are you comatose?
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>>119578117
Shikinami is so cute.
To bad everyone but me hates her.
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Do Asukafags pretend to be retarded?
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>>119578182
She looks so blonde there
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>>119569704
Maybe that brick wall of a girl Rei. Perhaps Shinji's nerdy friend. Pen pen? Rammiel!

>>119570349
Any normal, emotionally stable person would freak the fuck out.
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>>119578253
Almost like she'd try to force Shinji to start playing piano again.
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>>119578233
Pretend? Please bitch, we ARE retarded. Though if we include the Rebuilds I'm more of a Mari fan.
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So I where exactly do I start on this bloated trainwreck of a series?
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