It's cold outside, /a/. How will you help this homeless bum?
adopt her and keep her away from well dressed pedophiles and bitches
>you will never adopt a Kyouko
Not as bad as never adopting a Madoka, but it still sucks.
Tell her to get off my lawn.
is not very fun being part of a collective of miserable girls
much better to keep her warm in home and give good dental hygiene care
Sure, I'll give her some warmer clothes too.
Just one Kyoko? I don't know if that will be enough....
You sound like you want to stand in the way of your waifu's happiness, Kevin-kun. If you really loved your waifu, you would want her to be with the one she really cares about. You're as selfish as Homura.
Yea, what the fuck is wrong with you. She obviously adores Kyouko with all of her heart. Are you really going to come between that and tear true love out of her life for the SECOND time in her short life?
Only if she helps pay for all the food she consumes.
Sayaka-chan doesn't need a hobo.
This is more than normal puppy love, anon.
How is she still alive? It's -30°C outside! I will adopt her right away and give her all the fluffy blankets in my house so she can warm up.
I can imagine her buried in blankets looking like pic related.
and holy shit that's cold anon. How do you deal with it?
She isn't on the streets though shes my wife!
If you aren't Sayaka you best stay away from my daughter.
i will point my tv to the window so she can watch anime out in the cold, only dubs tho she cant tell what hapening.
hell no would i let that bitch in. if shes homeless, shes probably a thief and rapist too
That's only for Sayaka.
Wait a second, Kyouko isn't a homeless bum. Doesn't she live with Sayaka now?
She has no father and my relationship with her started before Sayaka was even a worry.
She is my musume
her father obviously faked his own suicide after killing the famjam so he could continue shitposting on /a/
also when sayaka saw her, it was love at first sight. no way your relationship could have been anywhere near serious by the time the true lover came into play. sounds like you got dumped
Kyouko is my daughteru and I love her very, very much.
>no option for wideeee face
What a shitty game.
What's wrong with a father leering at his daughter's beautiful legs?
>holding will work for cum sign
>"how much do you need, babe?"
>"enough to make it through the winter, mr. It's cold"
>whip it out
>"I've seen bigger."
>smack her with my sausage
>rub it rapidly in an up and down motion
>"WHY'D YOU DO THAT?!!"
>shoot my grease all over her
>all right babe let me have that strawberry
>"what are you doing?"
>I'm going to cook you.
Kyouko isn't homeless, she has a very nice hotel room.
Why would you be brushing someone else's teeth in first place?
Love at first sniff exists though.
>major histocompatibility complex
So what does it mean if I love my own scent?
So why is my waifu, the beautiful Kyouko-chan, the best?
Kyouko-chan is cute. I would like to brush her teeth.
Then doesn't that mean selfcest? Maybe your optimal partner is one with a more similar genetic makeup? Whenever I find someone with an attractive natural scent I find out later that we have a lot in common when it comes to personality, world-view, opinions.
I totally love how you meant first best girl.
Her sister is best girl.
Sorry, I had none. I'll have to look for one.
He actually meant worst girl, but whatever.
Someone always has to be at the bottom and it's sure not Sayaka because she's at the top!
You're entitled to your opinion, but you're wrong. Best girl is always Kyouko-chan though everyone is just a little below her.
You're a slut, she's mine and only mine.
Sayaka isn't a slut. I love Kyouko-chan and she loves me while Kevin-kun loves
Mami so I cannot help him.
Of course you can't help him when Mami is in love with
I love Kyouko-chan. I only wish I was able to keep up wih her appetite.
>tfw no SoL for Kyouko and Momo before the incident
It would've been nice to see Kyouko's family doing there stuff, but than again a Madoka SoL in general would be nice.
>Kyouko's family doing there stuff
That will only hurt. ;_;
But I wouldn't mind getting a little SoL. I just want to see them smile throughout an episode for once.
You must take all the pain of the one you love. I love Kyouko-chan so whether it would hurt, I would still watch it.
If this show didn't have gay little girls would it be even half as popular?
You're right anon. I didn't realise I was rejecting such a large part of what makes Kyouko who she is today.
I'll beat you up, m8.
They are just firends Kevin-kun. Firends bicker at eachother at times, but they also love eachother.
Yeah, but her love for me is much stronger than friendship.
>we can confirm that the second partial translation patch for Puella Magi Madoka Magica Portable will be released on September 15, 2015
Well, yeah, fuck it.
I very sleppy, but whatever.
So is Kyouko's love for me. However, Sayaka is still friends with Kyouko.
Maybe. She did try and kill her.
not really a point there tbh lad
That went both ways and in the end they became great friends to eachother. Most firendships start off in funny ways.
Death is not funny!
No it isn't, but Kyouko and Sayaka regretted not being there for one another.
>tfw sayaka and kyouko always die.
They are really a lot. If I had to rank them according to how many people I have seen who wanted to adopt them, I would say it goes:
Kyouko >>> Mami > Madoka > Sayaka = Homura
I would say the orphan bit has something to do.
If I was there, Sayaka wouldn't have died.
Ok let's be realistic. If we were with them, how would we save them. We are not even girls so we can't contract Kyubey. You'd be forced to see Oktavia arise and I would see Kyouko sacrifice herself.
She wants a family so badly. That one conversation between her and Madoka before the Oktavia fight is what made me want to adopt her.
I want to watch her eat meals that I made for her.
I got lost on my way there.
I would just talk to her, you know?
I believe you Kevin. I think if you held her hand and comforted her in her moment of despair that might have brought her back from the edge. It worked with Homura when Madoka comforted her after all.
I could see you taking her hand and telling her it was okay and bringing her back from the edge of despair.
I-I'm a girl! I could make a contract with Kyubey! What should I wish for?
That would be living the dream! You get to greet her goodbye as she leaves for school with a smile on her face. When she comes home she'll hungrily ask what's for dinner but since you already prepared the bath she has to deal with that first so you watch her slouch over and walk to the bathroom with a pout on her face.
Nah, I have seen plenty who had her as a daughteru.
I'd imagine anyone (even you) would have a hard time considering even Madoka, her best friend, couldn't. Try to talk sense into her than because Kyouko keeps dying for Sayaka.
You're incredibly cute!
Wish for Sayaka not to become Oktavia.
She would of course fall in love with me over Kyosuke.
Nope, I would totally be right there the entire time!
Something, anything. How many times did shit just stood silent while Sayaka went in one of her emo speeches, or when she let her run away alone? Anything you say even if it's bullshit would be better than nothing.
Good. Show Sayaka love while I continue showing Kyouko-chan mine.
Easy. First, you convince Sayaka that she is more than a hollow corpse and that she still can feel just as she did by
impregnating her repeatedly
Then, you go to Kyouko and show her that she still has the opportunity of having a family and be happy in life by
impregnating her repeatedly
And there, you saved the day.
But I want a family with Kyouko-chan not Sayaka.
Get the Love Angels and have them overdose Sayaka on ai no wave, teaching her that being part of a woman and growing up is failed loves and becoming liches. No more despair forever
Ask Hitomi for an emergency abortion then.
Madoka was too weak. If my best friend was acting the way Sayaka did I wouldn't let her walk away like Madoka did with Sayaka. I'd listen to her then tell her how important she was to me. I'd let her sleep over and I'd let her cry on my pillow as she pours her feelings out. Then we would
hold hands under the blanket
>assuming Sayaka's justice is merely an act and she just needs a sleepover fix
You're no friend.
W-wait. How? How did I also impregnate Sayaka? No screw you Hitomi. Made Sayaka sad. If it weren't for Kevin-kun cheering her up than I would be very pissed.
I dunno if that would work man, Sayaka was specifically in a "shun all contact from people I love because I'm not worthy" phase. She'd just run away, it's not like you can stop her because you're not a lich.
Don't feel bad. It was already too late.
Why adopt tsundere hobos, when there are soft brown girls who would be eternally grateful?
You don't sexualize waifus
You never sexualize waifus faggot. They are supposed to remain pure.
But nothing NSFW!
Stop trying to taint things, faggot!
You don't have a waifu then, you have friendu. If you are not willing to give your goddamn wife the pleasure she deserves with the man she loves and chooses, then what the fuck are you doing?
And purity means shit if you are not willing to let go of it when the person you have been waiting for actually comes.
>Purity means shit
Get out you fucking faggot. Your semen dripping asshole reaks.
what happens in the bedroom stay in the bedroom anon! you dont go around telling everyone about all the ways you would fuck your waifu and show then lewd pictures of her. why sexualize the one you love to others?
Nah I really do care about my friend. I wouldn't do that.
That's just the beginning. As I said, I was talking about my friend. Hmm, Sayaka felt like she didn't deserve any love. Telling her anything would feel hollow to her. I would ask her for time instead. I won't need to say anything but I'll show her how much I care for her.
You have any ideas though? Friends isn't exactly my area of expertise as you can see.
Run away? As if I'd let that happen. I'll even drop down to the ground and grab her legs to stop her from running. Bitch you're my friend I won't let you go fall for suicidal impulses just because of some dense fuck.
I think that's me. I remember posting something like that when an anon said we should fuck to were I said "So he fucks Sayaka while I fuck Kyouko, OK"
Kevin-kun. When did your ban end?
Go back to /r9k/, Kevin. That is the place for you.
Of course I wouldn't sexualize my girl other than in private, but I am talking about those who don't sexualize her at all like she was some kind of expensive jar or hardly more than a decoration.
Why don't you go back there?
I usually get bans that last 3 days or less. So a while ago? I've never been permabanned or anything like that. My longest ban was for 2 weeks and that was years ago.
Madoka also let Homura be driven to suicide instead of just confessing to her. Density kills.
I was only banned once and it was cor a week. It sucked because during the week Christmas had arrived so I wasn't able to reply x-mas eve/day.
I got banned around the same time so I couldn't do the Christmas picture.
You're right, she can't pay. That's why she lives with me. So faggots like you and
can't take advantage of her. She only loves me so you never did anything like that.