Can someone please explain to me what the fuck did I just watch?

"Ironic" fanservice

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>>119405505
A nice anime.

>>119405505
tsukimonogatari

>>119405557

The only thing that I didn't get was why was letting himself to get killed was the only choice the dude had to avoid being used. Since he was aware of it, why not just skip out on it? Or was killing oddities as much of a defining factor of his existence that letting one go was worse than dying? If so it wasn't communicated very well.

The rest was pretty straightforward for Monogatari standards.

>>119405557
so I'm not delusional in thinking that the story made absolutely no sense and was boring right?

because beside the fanservice, there is literally nothing that made this worth watching

>>119405505
The pre-owarimonogatari arc with the usual godlike fanservice, elaborate dialogue, tons of adorable shinobu and once again the never dissapointing appeareance of best girl at the end.

>>119405664
*But it was rather boring overall comparing to other arcs

>>119405658
I think it was worth watching for Arararagi's moralfagging getting completely blown the fuck out. As far as the series goes it was really refreshing.

My only complaint is that it just didn't look as good as the rest of the franchise so far.

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>>119405646
Appearance wise, he didn't look like a normal human. I don't really know but maybe he wanted to off himself because he was getting closer to become an oddity?

Yay >>> Peace

>>119405658
The story made sense if you have more than 3 active brain cells.

It's as Koyokoyo said: the beginning of the end of Monogatari.

>>119405505
Yeeeeey

>>119405646
I've been asking the very same question throughout the episode.

This ep feels like quite a step down from the last few ones in terms of story-writing.

>>119405744
Wow>>>>>>>yay

>>119405557
But that's all of Gatari

>>119405646
This will be elaborated on later.

>>119405646
He wasn't a cute little girl, he had to die.

i fapped to bathing scene, it could have been better tho..

>>119405827
I find interesting that even with scenes as provocative and lewd as some of monogatari's I dont feel at all the urge of fapping, it feels gross with characters like araragi on screen

>>119405916
i only fapped cause of imoutos

>>119405827
I couldn't fap to it because I kept thinking about how disgusting it would be to have an younger sister fetish since I have one of my own.

>>119406069
>how disgusting it would be to have an younger sister fetish since I have one of my own
I guess your sister is ugly then.

>>119405505
A harem show for pseudo-intellectual tryhards.

>>119406117
How do you see your sister as pretty?
It's pretty hard when you grew up with her and used to seeing her face all the time.
Fuck, give me the prettiest woman to stare at non-stop for a year and I'd tell you she looks meh at the end of the year.

>>119406132
Can't someone just watch a show without basing his identity on it?

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>>119405746
Pretty much this.
Although the fact that someone is manipulating people for some kind of unknown agenda has been out there since the start of the second season.

>>119405699
It was better than Hana.

Araragi started 3rd impact, Shinobu become god and Senjougahara thinks he's disgusting.

>>119405744
Posed Look > *

>>119406337
Yeah, that's for sure

>>119405916

What the fuck?

Did you see Swagaragi's abs? He intensifies my urges.

Generic harem show for people who want to not feel like they are watching a generic harem show.

>>119405916
>araragi makes it feel gross to fap
What are you, gay?
If anything his chiseled body makes my dick even harder.

>>119406186
For me, my sister is goodlooking and her body fits my love of wide hips, she likes playing vidya and watching movies with me, she's the only girl who completely trusts me and treats me nicely, and she's said she thinks I'm more attractive than average

To me, only our blood and her boyfriend keeps her from being the perfect woman

so did Kaiki die or did he come back at some point or was that one show set before he dies? I dont even fucking know anymore what is going on.

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>>119406606
He's a spooky ghost

>>119406525
>she likes playing vidya and watching movies with me, she's the only girl who completely trusts me and treats me nicely, and she's said she thinks I'm more attractive than average

For your sake, I hope you go out more and meet more people...

>>119406606
He is alive.

>>119406525
Take the boyfriend's blood, anon. Your path is clear.

>>119406606

Please remember that at the very beginning of the Kaiki arc, he tells you something very important regarding LIES.

>>119406337
I enjoyed Hana more to be honest.

>>119406728
OP here.
Agreed.

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You have been visited by 'yay'

Happiness and joy will come to you if you reply 'wow' to this thread

>>119406728
Hana is great in that it stand alone better. It sucks that there is not enough of the old cast in it though.

>>119406606
he deceived you

>>119406717
>Kaiki arc
my dick has never been so hard before now

wow

>>119406728
Hana had Kaiki in it, automatic God tier monogatari arc.

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>>119406863
i said with a posed look

>>119405916
Kanbaru is my favorite gatari and I've fapped to her 2 times already
I've marathoned the series last weekend

>>119405505
A shitty harem that really overstayed its welcome.

>>119406661
nah, it's too late for me

>>119406953
Kinda like your mom and her sister.

>GOD TIER:
KAIKI
MEME

>BEST TIER:
EVERYONE ELSE

>CREEPY AS FUCK, BUT MY DICK STILL GOT HARD OVER IT
OUGI

>>119406525
You don't have a sibling. Most of you faggots with your long ass posts are full of shit anyway. To actual find your sibling attractive, you'd have to have a serious mental problem, there's no two ways around that.

>>119405505
Doll became best, that's what happened.

>>119406132
>pseudo-intellectual
HERE WE GO AGAIN
>being so stupid as to not understand monogatari is tongue-in-cheek to the max

>>119407018
Just what the fuck is Ougi

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>>119406910
Kanbaru is awesome and a best but she doesn't give me boners.

I think it's because she's a lesbian and I respect that. I look at her and admire the perfection that is her body but in a mostly platonic way.

>>119407149
I don't know but I'd still let it fuck me.

>>119406778
wow

>>119407034
You wot m8, I think my sister is attractive, I am just not attracted to her.

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>>119407162
GODDAMN IT WHY IS SHE A LESBIAN, I WOULD FUCK HER WITH THE MAGNETIC FORCE OF JUPITER

>>119407034
>To actual find your sibling attractive, you'd have to have a serious mental problem
When your sibling is good looking you'd have to have mental problems to not find them attractive. Finding someone attractive and wanting to fuck them aren't the same thing. You don't need to have a twisted perception to not fuck your relatives.

>>119405557
If it was supposed to make me iron hard it worked.

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>>119407213
>that monkey satan handjob

>>119407149
An oddity that manipulates people memories.

You would meet it the first time and you'd have a conversation as if you had known each other for a long time.

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>>119407296
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>>119406849
It's already been animated, you doofus. It's called Koimonogatari

Chronologically, both story-wise and air date-wise, his last appearance was in Hanamonogatari.

How can you be so bad at it.

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>Imagery
>Symbolism
>Plot
>Character Development
>Underlying themes

yah it's just tits and ass really

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>>119407296
Would you /a/?

>>119407305
Secondary here. Is it the one manipulating people? If so, why is Oshino considered "neutral"? And why not Gaen?

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>>119407149
a qt

>>119406863
Wow.

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>>119407018
Episode should be god tier

>>119407409
Every day.

>>119407400
>that sensual voice
>that perfect body
>that vulnerability
ahhhhhhh!!

>>119407400
You could make a point that Clannad is porn with that logic.

>>119407034
then I guess I have a serious mental problem, because while I'd never tell her about these feelings or do anything to hurt out relationship, I wouldn't even think twice about fucking her if she asked me to

it really sucks having to pretend I'm completely normal all the time, I don't even trust my psychiatrist enough to tell them about it

>>119407451
I haven't watched Neko yet, I don't know what the fucks wrong with me.

Sorry.

>>119407491
didn't clannad start out as an eroge

>>119407416
Ougi did nothing wrong.

Ougi only wants to make things right.

Ougi is also the best monogatari.

Female Astro Boy.

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>>119407516
>he hasn't watched neko yet

>>119407516
Nah man he's jus there for a minute,
he was really cool in kizu tho

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>>119407483
>ah y-yamette

>>119407416
Practically everything that happened in the second series was put in motion by Ougi. That much is evident if you pay attention.

It apparently just talks to people casually, but it says the right thing at the right moment, and then shit happens.

What's most frightening is that nobody notices that something is wrong with her.

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>>119407702
AHHHHHHHH I WANT TO VIOLATE YOU KANBARU
I WANT TO BE INSIDE YOU

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What's this reference?

>>119407420
why is her voice so sex?

>>119405505
Garbage

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>>119407606
>kizu

how long has it been?

>>119407162
She never did much to me but that goddamn scene where she's exhausted in the back seat of Ararararagi's faggotmobile created something harder than diamonds in the vicinity of my pants.

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>>119407824
Because.

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>>119407854
Was it her delicious belly visually mirroring her emotional vulnerability at the time?

>>119407854
>faggotmobile
fucking beetles are worthless gay cars
what the fuck was volkswagon thinking

>>119407887
There are some people that complain about some characters having the same facial characteristics.
I'm tempted to complain about every female character having the same lips.

>>119407162
>monkey
>dyke
She's bi and will shit out a kid or two.

>>119407824
>her

>>119407852
you mean the length of the book or the time since the anime was anounced ?

>>119407966
the only thing samey about them is that they're delicious
and anyone who complains about that is a faggot

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>>119407986
>ougi
>not a cosmic apparition with no gender
tell you what, its gonna take me some time to un-think ougi from CG.

>>119407986
I only care about appearances. Everything that looks like a girl and has a hole is fine by me.

Commie when?

>>119407986
i have a dick
she must have a pussy
it's the proper way of things

>>119408160
Talking about proper, what was with the "proper way" stuff Ononoki, Ougi and even senjougahara talked? What does it mean?

>>119408003
anime

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>>119407162
She can't stay lesbi forever.

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that was a pretty cool sound effect
>tfw studios will never release their sound assets
feeds fucking awful man.

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Do you think Araragi secretly enjoyed it?

>>119409513
#fucking destroyed

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>>119409513
>is araragi a masochist?

What do you think? I bet he had a raging boner while Kanbaru was beating his ass until he couldn't keep it up from the blood loss.

>>119407420

Araragi is a QT for sure

>>119407702
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFA8V9SlZZM

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>>119409623
well, duh

>>119408273
I think it was meant to be 2012 or something

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>>119410319

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>No rule 34 of Ougi
Feels bad.

>>119410912
Somehow her and Yozuru arouse me more than the main girls. It's probably their danger/cunning factor. Like, I feel like Yozuru would cut my throat if I made a move on her.

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>>119411059
No anon, you just want to fug the smug.

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>>119411212
Y-yes.

>>119405505
They had sex at the end right

>>119411564
Why does everyone keep asking this? I thought it was crystal fucking clear that Araragi lost his V-Card to Crab after they met based Kaiki in Nise.

>>119411640
I think he was talking about him and doll.

>>119405505
best show of the year

>>119407034
>you'd have to have a serious mental problem
>Being on /a/
>Not having a mental problem

>>119411681
Yes, he fucked her on his sister's bed while they watched in horror.

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>>119411915
I think you meant envy.

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>>119412057

>>119410912
>jet black eyes
turns me on than it should.

>>119407149
Araragi's self-criticism

>>119407766
>Practically everything that happened in the second series was put in motion by Ougi
Well not everything, but Ougi does play a big part.

>>119412389
L
O
N
D
O
-
I mean, THE DEEPEST LORE

>>119412057
Well yeah if it was a girl but to them she's not a shikigami but an actual doll.

Haven't watched this yet

What happened to crab?

>>119413055
Died

>>119405646

The way I understood it:

>He has to do his job. It's part of who he is. He can't turn his back on it.
>There is no avoiding that from his perspective Araragi and Tsuhiki are targets.
>He can't just not do his job.
>Someone is using this fact. Someone VERY good at using people is using this.
>Refuses to be a tool.
>Still can't turn his back on what he is.
>Fight Araragi and be a tool or let Ononoki do what he knew she was going to.
>Fuck being a tool. I'm gonna die at the hands of my Waifu. Peace peace nigga.

But I feel like I could be missing something obvious still.

>>119413055

Araragi slammed that shit so hard her pelvis is now bent at an odd angle, leaving her crippled and deredere.

This: http://a.pomf.se/avcnpw.webm > yeeey

>>119413540
That's just cheating.
squeak>everything

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>>119405646
It's a Rosencrantz and Guildenstern kind of thing. Tedori isn't given the role to die so he can alienate Araragi's relationship by the darkness itself; it's a role given by Nisio. He was created specifically by Nisio, mentioned in this arc by the characters specifically for the moment, and his importance exists solely for this one moment with Araragi. Tedori was implying that he was self-aware of this and breaking the third wall subtly as has other characters done before. And because he knows this, no matter what he tries, he will never escape his fate because it's his role to die for the story's sake. Hence, the theatrical spotlights and shit shown in the anime when he was speaking with Araragi.

tl;dr Nisio Isin

>>119413540
Is this an edit? I don't remember that scene well but goddamn she sounds like a fucking monkey.

>>119413728
No, wait for Owari.

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>>119405505
>"yeeey"
>"piss piss"

God she is annoying.
Also those eyebrows are ugly!

>>119413773
>i don't remember the scene containing the best sound known to man

How is this possible?

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>>119413856
Is this nigga serious?

>>119413773
how fitting

>>119413903
Sorry. Hana started out so slowly I was auto-piloting until Kaiki showed up but by then it was too late.

>>119414107
I was assuming that was the joke if it was an edit but apparently I'm wrong about that.

>>119406337
Atleast I did understand the story in hana. Tsuki was just a big what for me.

>>119405658
It's wish fulfillment and fanservice masquerading as something of value

>>119405734
I loved the VA they got for him.

>>119414282
>implying wish fulfillment and fanservice are not of value in and of themselves

There is no need for any masquerades.

>>119407149
she's an ayylien

Basically, you waited for 90 minutes to hear Gahara-san say "Koyokoyo."

>>119414686
Not even a crab fan but I would wait another 90 minutes if I could rewatch that dere-as-fuck Senjougahara again for the first time.

>>119414686
Yes, and?

>>119414686
I was waiting to hear Kanbaru
I'm still waiting.

>>119414686
me and my friends started yes chants when that happened

>>119408221

Essentially Ougi, whatever Ougi is, has the purpose of "making things proper". Ougi caused Snail to be exorcised because she was a "ghost pretending to be human", and tried to separate Ragi and Doll because she was a "monster pretending to be human". She also tried to back Ragi into a corner with the origami fella because that would force Ragi to stop being a "vampire-like human", and become a vampire proper.

Basically she's trying to suck out of the vagary that makes gatari what it is.

>>119414686
I waited for Tsukihi/ononoki moment. I closed the tab when Gahara moment started.

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>>119415373
>tab

>>119413245
Pretty much this

>>119415365
This is basically what Nisio wants you to think right now.

Why is there no webm/pomf of Arararagi splashing water on Tsukihi?

>>119417750
there is

>>119405557
This.
I don't need blatant fan service (but as I watched it at 3 in the morning it did make me strangely aroused in a way I would not normally).
Though as always, I enjoy the dialogue.

>>119419313
It's not even ironic. It's just well done and it doesn't interfere with the rest of the show.

>>119406186
Wow.
Have fun never having a long term relationship where you appreciate your significant other.

>>119406132
I think you're taking both it, and yourself, too goddamn seriously.
I'm a cynical person, but fuck, what's the point of living if you can't enjoy cute girls and clever dialogue?

>>119413728
I hope you're pulling this out of your ass because that's shit writing and completely inconsistent with the rest of the series.

>>119407034
My sister is 5 years older.
She is from an objective standpoint INCREDIBLY attractive.
Like Greek god attractive.
I think I sort of always took that as a given and admired her for her strong personality and ability to control and take control of situations, she manages a whole shop full of dudes and they know who's the boss.
But I don't think I've ever had sexual feelings for her, for some reason it just doesn't seem to follow?
If we weren't related there's no way I could not.

>>119413856
go kill yourself, i said with a posed look

>>119407149
Beautiful and slightly sinister.
In other words 'Perfect'... even ... a best..

>>119407409
I'd put a ring on the gorilla finger..

>>119420026
Nice blog.

>>119413773
no shit the lesbian monkey girl of satanism sounds like a monkey

>>119407420
Those black pools for eyes... oh god..

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>>119420256
Why does it make me want to hug her?

>>119406778
wow

>>119420317
because she's cute

Was it just me, or was Tsukihi a bit off-model for Tsuki? Her face seemed a bit bland compared to her usual Akio-style sexuality incarnate.

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>>119420380
Monkey a cute?

>>119420277
>she will never consume your soul while laying next to you

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>>119420474
Monkey a cute.

>>119414276
If you seriously don't understand the story in any of the arcs, rewatch.
If it still doesn't make sense, please keep your criticisms to yourself as they're irrelevant.

>>119420251
tl;dr
Thanks.

>>119414977
>Watching monogatari with your friends
I will never know this feel. All my friends are normalfags that play league of legend and read naruto.

>>119420763
those dont sound like normalfags, just regular fags

>>119405557
Self-aware fan service is always superior. It typically involves better production, better dialogue, and infinitely superior character design

Check, check, triple check. *monogatari is the best fan service/harem ever made not only because it's aware of its own self-indulgence and wish fulfillment, but because its so attuned to its own wallowing autism that creates nearly perfect objects of anime desire

The last guy to do that? Anno, Lord of Self-Hatred. He created two female anime teens that were so well crafted to the tastes of emotionally stunted teenagers that they became the two biggest "waifus" in anime history

>>119420026
>fanfic
>"If other people read it, the fantasy feels more real!"

Internet culture in a nutshell

Peace peace

>>119420763
>read
>Naruto
What?
Your friends get picked up by a special bus in the morning yea?

>>119420763
>Naruto
>read
What?
Your friends get picked up by a special bus in the morning yea?

>>119420844
I agree with much of this.

>>119420763
>read
>Naruto
What?
Your friends get picked up by a special bus in the morning yea?

anyone can explain the joke about the government building?

>>119420886
Are you maybe responding to the wrong post?
Because it doesn't make much sense.
It's not like there's a "let me detail my sweet sexual relationship" or "let me tell you a tale of my awesomeness".

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>>119413856
Can a human being be a concentrated mass of solid faggotry?

The answer is yes and the proof is this anon right here.

I'm not even a doll fan.

>>119421238
Not a building, but a law. Japan recently passed a law that makes it harder to air/sell media that sexualizes underage characters or glorifies incest.

>>119421238
>ordinance
>building

I want to try but it looks like a lost cause from the start.

>>119421364
>falling for bait

For what reason anon?

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Yotsugi's eyebrows are cute

>>119421452

If no one bites, Who gets to post reaction pictures?

Eh, I'm with that other anon. Corpse is the only girl possibly worse than snake

>>119405505
>Can someone please fuck me to explain what did I just watch?

Choppu

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>>119413245
>peace peace nigga

>>119429575
Was Tsukihi always so...genki? I don't recall her being like this. Not that I mind.

>>119429761
It makes more sense in the book, but Araragi's perceptions of everything get more and more distorted as he's exposed to Ougi, until he can break through to the main reveal of the entire series that she's there to represent.

>>119429761
Yep, usually she's genki about justice, haircuts and trying to kill her onii-chan for minor offences.

Today she is genki for Koyomi's dick.

>>119429839
>>119429923
Hmm. I guess being next to Karen made her seem calm in comparison.

>>119429946
Yotsugi got hella legs

Someone post Wow.webm

>>119430054
http://a.pomf.se/aczydt.mp4

>>119405505
yaaay

Watching this made me want to fuck my sister.

>>119407766
I think she can manipulate people's memories. As it was implied in Hana.

>>119430054
Which one?
http://a.pomf.se/bdzndk.webm

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Ugh, just fuck already.

>>119430168
>implying she looks like Tsukihi

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>>119430358
>tfw you want Araragi's hair but you have brownish hair that goes curly when it grows long

p-please help

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>>119430358
>>119430107

>>119430479
You seem to have discovered the course of action on your own.

>>119430479
I have his hair. Its fucking beautiful. Dont have the stick up though.

It seems like the production quality went up in this one.

>>119430790
>Shinobu was suicidally depressed 8 months before this

>>119430479
At least you still have your hair.

>>119430297
I thought that was just Kanbaru not really paying attention to Ougi and it would be kind of tactless to claim someone is dressed/pretending to be the wrong gender if you don't really know them.

>>119430810
They finally recovered from their over scheduling.

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>>119430750
no one does. anime is weird like that.

>>119409513

the face bird does as she headbutts rarararagi is so adorable

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>>119430886
shinobu is a miracle

>>119420763
I know at least two or three people who enjoy/would enjoy monogatari. I think watching any kind of anime with them would be awkward as fuck. Let alone this fanservice-ridden incestuous pedophile-pandering piece of heaven.

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>>119431018
Why is she trying to be a cat? Does she desire the Shuraragi dick?

>>119405505
A pretentious haremshit

>>119430810
I appreciated the lack of 3-frames-long shots with only text.

>>119430684
>hfw you j-jam it in her butt

>>119430790
>yfw Shinobu becomes the ace pitcher for the Chicago Cubs

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>>119431032

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>>119431227
kawaii as fuck

>>119430810
Shaft cannot do 2 cour shows man, they are too lazy.

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>>119431316
It's the fangs anon.

>>119431227
>>119431316
>>119431032
what is with this bitch's hair? I remember a scene where she was hanging upside down and her hair still went in the other direction.

>>119431431
She's a vampire.

>>119431417
Why did Araragi put on a shitposting face at this scene?

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>>119430790

>>119431504
Because he saw a powerful arrogant vampire god brought to tears by a little bit of banter and was trying his hardest not to laugh in her dumb face.

>>119431571
no, more like he saw an adorable little girl all sad

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>>119431504
It was more like "She is so cute when she gets flustered, I want to eat her up." face.

>>119431571
Will Shinobu ever stop being a little girl?

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>>119430750
>>119430479
>>119430749
>>119430895
PLEASE JUST TELL ME HOW TO GET BEAUTIFUL ARARAGI HAIR ;_;

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>>119431417
blonde hair and fangs are my fetish. muh dick.

>>119405505
Best ongoing series in recent memory.

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>>119431648

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>>119431700
You can't.

>>119431700
what about his post-highschool, longer hair? I really like how all the characters change their hairstyles.

>>119431823
nxtlvl

>>119431805
>can't see her feet
0/10

>you will never lick Shinobu's vampire loli feet

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>>119431956
feet, you say?

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>>119431738
These eyebrows are also my fetish.

>>119431984
muh dick

>>119405505
> not posting eva meme ending
thought it was mandatory if followed with "what the fuck did I just watch"

>>119405505
A Visual Novel

>Rare moments of animation
>Mostly just text dumps

Welcome to gatari

read the LN

oh wait you can't

piss piss.

>>119432450
Its translated isnt it? Why cant i?

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>>119431984
>>119432304
shinobu has so much feet service

>>119432677
no, only like 4 volumes out of what, 19?20? are translated. It's suffering.

>>119413728
Thank god I'm not the only one who thought that.

>>119431648
Briefly. However she decides that she wants to be the little girl again almost immediately.

>>119432708
not enough feet service, needs a lot more

>>119431168
Yeah, now they have paper textures that slide into place to go with the text flashes.

>>119432784
Someone finally understands us.

>>119432748
>I-I'm smart too
no.

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>>119432837

>>119413245
Yeah, basically Javert in Les Miserables

>>119432955
>those terrible feet

I'm not even a footfag and I'm disgusted.

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>>119432955

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>>119420763
>tfw you marathoned bake and nise with 3 friends

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>>119432955
Please delete that image from your computer. Here is a replacement image that isn't terrible.

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>>119433005
sorry anon

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>>119406287
Gaen is manipulating everything too. Idk who is the evil one if not both.

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>>119433164
that nose though.

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Today's word is translucent. Can you tell me what translucent means?

>>119433229
Gaen is trying to make things better, not fuck everything up and put Kiss-Shot on a rampage.

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>>119433277
this a shinobu thread now boys

>>119406894
this.

>>119433277
puffy vulva

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>>119433259
:^)

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>>119433360
kaiki second best girl right behind bat

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>>119433402
too 3dpd

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Footfags are going to be happy when Kizu finally gets animated.

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>>119433277
Maybe Ougi is manipulating for evil and Gaen for good.

>>119433514
>brown/purple blush.

Well now she looks like a corpse.

>>119433619
I want someone to put this bitch in her place

>>119434294
She fixes things so hard that nobody really complains about what a cunt she was while doing so and everyone just goes back to avoiding her like the plague.

>>119434294
with my dick

>>119434294
I said the same thing about Cat and she did it.

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>>119431431
>what is with this bitch's hair? I remember a scene where she was hanging upside down and her hair still went in the other direction.
Her hair sticks out at sharp angles at the tips. This is in the design art. This intentionally makes her hair resemble scythes.

>>119434650
Can she attack with her hair and slice things up?

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>>119434650
It also gives her a distinctive silhouette, which is important for making her look like the same character as she changes ages all over the place.

>>119434799
Now I realize that this image doesn't keep her scythe hair at all. Fuck.

>>119434782
>Can she attack with her hair and slice things up?
Why would she need to? She can slice things up with just her FINGERS. You got to realise that she is really, really over powered. The only reason she has a sword is because it is actually overpowered as much as she is.

>>119434897
>Why would she need to?
Why not? If they resemble scythes, what's wrong with them slicing things up?

>>119434650
Edgy.

>>119434650
Damn, those proto fire sisters sure were shit, glad he scrapped those.

>>119434650
the proto-imoutos are adorable

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>>119434650
Wait, Karen wears uniform under her sport clothes? I feel so gypped

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>>119434978
She's feels like Nisio's latest experiment with how stereotypically overpowered he can make a character without ruining the story.

>>119434650
Just to add, Heartunderblade's outfit is themed after "A crow that flies amongst the blood and gore".

>>119435001
>Damn, those proto fire sisters sure were shit, glad he scrapped those.
They are not scrapped, they are just showing the choice of hair and clothing, which was kept. And also the fried eggs are used because straight up flames as decorations is too serious and not fitting them.

>>119435052
Did you not watch the anime?

>>119435152
They have different hair colors, eyes, and facial expressions, they're scrapped designs. Please don't be retarded.

>>119407817
I dont get this either

>>119431700
>someone turned around my oc
top lel

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>>119435052
She's a nisetomboy. Kanbaru is the real thing.

>>119407817
>>119435204
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osamu_Dazai

>>119435323
Ahhh, thanks bud.

>>119405505

You watched SHAFT do its thing while giving the dialogue of Nisio. The usual.

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>>119435323
>died 6 days before his birthday
this upsets me more than it should

>>119435416
I don't know if it was junk science but I remember something saying that most people die close to their birthday

>>119415365

Even more hilarious anon once you realize why it is doing things of that sort and who is actually influencing it.

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>>119435516

Araragi sure as hell has quite the deep feelings of correction.

>>119435507
junk science

Wasn't his hair up to half point of his back for length? I swear to god it was in the LN.

I want to fuck Karen.

>>119435076

Always amusing to think how overpowered Araragi could have been if he stayed full vamp. Considering in Kizu he was bare basic in knowledge and experience.

>>119436170
araragi? in hana, which is set after he graduates from high school, his hair is much longer.

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>>119436479

>>119436479
I'd like this more if she sat on his face

>>119436485

Well suck shit with me anon, he never will go Vamp again throughout the series.

>>119405505
araragi getting laid the anime

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>Just finished Koyomimonogatari

Just went through short story shit to just get thrown a curve ball. Basically Nisio just went "HEY ANON IT IS TIME FOR PLOT. SO ENJOY THE FUN". FUCK YOU GAEN AND FUCK YOU NISIO, WHY DID THAT HAVE TO HAPPEN. He didn't deserve it. Now i gotta power through Owari vol 2. God damn it all. Why, just why.

>>119436945
After that you should go rewatch the Sabi Hakuhei fight.

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>>119436745
please stop, my dick can only get so hard.

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>>119436983
>Sabi Hakuhei

Please stop anon, i don't want to feel more shit than i already do.

>>119436945

Could be worse m8, it could all end conveniently. I fucking wish it didn't as Vol 3 made it so.