Christmas Cake/Milf/Healthy Thread Let's see them gorgeous

>>119328868
>lonely housewives

Disgusting. Untouched unloved Christmas Cakes are the only way to go.

Fuck off.
>>>/e/

So who's the best Cake/Milf of 2014?

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>>119328947

>>119328997
Stop being a faggot. This board needs its fetish threads.

The blonde ones spine is completely broken and it looks like she's missing some internal organs.

>>119329052
I kind of agree with this. /a/ is one of the most relaxed boards and I think it's because of all the lewd threads keeping anons preoccupied and satisfied.

>>119329086
Except when loli is concerned. Count your blessings that our crimson ape leaves your threads alone.

>>119329059
She also has massive eyes, a non-existent undefined nose, and some of her body's color seems to be overlapping out of her skin outline. Also she seems to have a black outline around her. Very unrealistic.

Then again, it's 2D and she's supposed to be a ship

>>119329137
Well, understandable that one. Not everyone likes loli and it's also illegal in several countries and states. Older women are for lewd, little girls are for raising correctly and feeding cakes to.

>>119329052
Obviously it doesn't, mods have made it very clear that they don't want fetish threads on /a/.

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Enough, post more cakes

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>>119329211
>Not everyone likes loli

>>119329211
That's a shit tier excuse. Move out of your police state if it's illegal.

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>>119329758

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No caeki thread can exist without her

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>Hey anon, come in here. It's cold tonight and Mommy could use the extra warmth.

>>119330185
This is how you DONT do Milf/cakes

>>119330147
This is how you DO Milf/cakes

Too much fat. If you're going to to some mature fat women, take some tips from Yokkora or something

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>>119330295
good man

>>119329086
Yes, yes, stay distracted and docile!

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>>119330379
Don't mind if I do!

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>>119330783

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I don't have any more that are sfw

>>119330697
naoto is best girl

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>>119330147
>>119330295
>>119330368
>>119330992
>>119331078
I see we have some men of taste here.

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>>119331248
Akiko is the best

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Mums

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why are pantyhose objectively the best

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are onee-sans accepted?

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>>119331484
Touka a best

>>119328868
>controlling a boner by calculating PI.

Damn, I though I was only one.

>>119331484

Only if Japan sees her as past marrying age

>>119329137

I actually did some research

On average, cake/milf threads get deleted within a span of under 100 replies

Loli threads on the other hand stick around 'till they hit at least 300 replies and counting, it's not unusual for a loli thread to hit 700 replies before it gets deleted

>>119331885

that reminds me, I really need to check /ara/ on hotwheels chan
haven't been there in months and yet I'm the admin

>>119329059
Nah, thats a pose you can make. Its just a bitch to hold.

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>>119332663

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>polls show the concept of caeki is falling out as a trend
>youth of today think it's old-fashioned
>there will one day be a time when there aren't thousands of over 25 year old lonely japanese girls that tease you and want you to make her feel like a woman again

This is unacceptable

I wanna fuc

>>119332899
Better hurry and wed one now

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>>119333052

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>>119333168
>Naked apron

>>119333168

God mom, put some clothes on! No one wants to see that.

>>119328868
This was way hotter when I wasn't 25.

Now these chicks are just ladies I see normally.

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>>119333168
>all that fat.

>>119333281
>was younger
>wanted an older woman
>am now 28
>want a younger woman
How much older will I have to get before caeki is younger to me?

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>>119333425
>>119333281

I think instead I just realized I have a fetish for that kind of chubby around the belly or soft looking women.

Know what I mean?

http://exhentai.org/g/731127/d44e2fbdb7/
http://exhentai.org/g/445360/4c43e8aa94/
http://exhentai.org/g/163730/157067ceb3/
http://exhentai.org/g/553597/2cbe1c252c/
http://exhentai.org/g/712575/4df243aa68/

>>119333553
It's understandable. It's bred into us, softness and good hips are historically known as indicators of being fertile and producing healthy children.

>>119333848
Damn right. This man speaks the truth

>>119333848
I'm only interested in the process of making babies and not the end result, man.

>>119333553
>>119333848

There's also the fact that a lot of these women are often portrayed as motherly. I don't mean in an oedipal sense, but merely that they're kind and nurturing, and why would a guy not want those things in a girl?

>>119329291
>select all that apply
>internet polls

>>119330147
She a MILF, not a Christmas Cake. I like her, but she does not fucking count.

>>119334226
What are you getting at?
It's from the /a/ census.

>>119334244
Well she does count in the thread context, but not in the cake context.

>>119334279
What I am getting at is that it clearly shows that not everyone likes loli and internet polls are inherently untrustworthy.

>>119334183
yes, a caring and nurturing personality is really appealing. a supportive partner is truly great

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>>119329213
Fuck the mods, I remember when there used to be "official" MILFs threads once a week

>>119333213
Fuck, that video makes me diamonds every time.

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>>119333281
It gets hotter with age for me.