ITT: Shit you absolutely fucking hate in anime. >Girl is

Your tears are delicious.

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>>119246379
I hear you, OP.

>"i will try my best"
>"i must to win!"

>"I love you!"
>"Oh sorry I didn't hear you, what?"
>"N-nothing..."

>>119246630
>watching IS

Attempts at humor during or near dramatic parts, ruining immersion/depth for me. Similar to comic relief which is found throughout so many shitty movies nowadays. Is the show a drama or not? Why are you trying to pump out reddit-tier jokes during something that seemed very dramatic or emotional.

>>119246630
Would be great if the author said fuck it and let based Charlotte win the Ichikabowl out of nowhere.

Endings where everyone suffers

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>>119246379

>>119246777
This, been reading yahari LN and that bad joke of a trap keeps fucking with the whole plot just for some "i want fuck him" from the MC
oh its the worst

I never understood the fixation for caring about who "wins". You'd think people were watching a reality show or some shit. This is fictional entertainment in every sense, getting hung up on who the fuck the MC ends up with seems like retarded haremshit logic to me.

>>119246379
One of many, many reasons I hate harem.
Most of them aren't even proper harems but more like a love story interrupted by 5000 other bitches no one gives a shit about.
Still waiting for a harem with an actual harem ending that doesn't play it for comedy but treats the topic sincerely, anguish and all. Though not an overdramatized mess either.

Things I dislike that come to mind are the typical ball-your-fists-to-summon-your-courage thing.
Also, screaming your emotions.
Or even worse, screaming your emotions with closed eyes.

>>119246806
It wouldn't have been so bad if she didn't have all that time with MC with hiding her gender and teaming up for the tournament, then the bath. Then she outed herself and threw it all away. I blame the author more than anyone else.

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>>119246379
Those fucking weird ass faces they give delinquents in anime, you know the ones with all those lines
usually accompanied with their hands in their pockets and their face looking up. Shit gets to me every time
along with the "trying to make this person look crazy face" by giving them the delinquent face.

Pic related and it's usually worse then that.

>>119246379
Tomoyo a shit. A SHIT.

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>>119246379


>Girl is clearly going to win the MC's love but we're going to pretend the other girls have a chance and give them a ton of character development, sometimes even more than the main girl, only for them to be crushed

The Index author is on a fucking roll with this.

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>>119246379
>Protagonists aren't old enough to drive
>But they're old enough to wield weapons or control mechs

>girl and guy like each other
>their relationship builds up
>there is huge sexual tension between them
>it's obvious they want each other
>the relationship goes nowhere, they never become a couple

Every single anime except the ones entirely about romance.

>>119246777
Sums up shitgatsu perfectly
God what a shitty drama series.

>>119246379
I usually don't mind that. In a harem, you need to focus on the other girls too, no matter if they don't stand a chance against the main girl.
>Girl is clearly going to win the MC's love
Speaking for Endless Paradox, she deserves it for being the best girl for him.

Shallow romance just for the sake of it.

>characters having long monologues in their heads talking about their feelings

Come on, anime writers. That's the laziest fucking way to show emotion.

Worst offender I've seen is Attack on Titan.

>>119248417
>monologues
>lazy
Tell that to Ingmar Bergman. Execution is everything, friend.

>>119248344
Nope. Hatoko, Mirei, Chifuyu and Sayumi are better girls for Andou.

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>>119246988
it's the exact same thing as a sports except the teams are cute girls and the trophy is a harem protag that will make her happy forever with his mary sue-like kindness

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>>119249271
You're ridiculously wrong.

>>119249527
She's bro material, not wife material.

Hatoko, Chifuyu and Sayumi are better wife material than her.

>>119249596
Chifuyu? The eight year old?

>>119246379
>sometimes even more than the main girl
Clearly picture not related.

>>119249636
Yes, Chifuyu, the eight year old.

>>119249650
Picture related. Hatoko got more development and focus on her feelings for Andou than Tomoyo.

>>119249596
If you want a wife so much, why don't you get one?
>>119249698
Wrong. All her character is about wanting a dick and doing nothing because she's a coward. She had zero development.

>>119249698
She didn't. Even if the episodes that ostensibly centered on Hatoko, Tomoyo got scenes with Andou.

>>119249271
>>119249596

Maybe Hatoko, but not Mirei, Chifuyu and Sayumi, especially Chifuyu for a waifu. What the hell are you thinking?

>>119249754
>If you want a wife so much, why don't you get one?
Nice projection.

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>>119246893


awwhhh shit my heart.

>>119249698
>more development and focus
http://a.pomf.se/bmwxsg.webm
http://a.pomf.se/blpvza.webm
http://a.pomf.se/oqqgyq.webm

And your comparison?

>>119249874
You are the one who likes boring wifes.

>>119249903
Her scene in episode 7 trumps all that.

>>119249942
>Chifuyu
>boring

Typical Tomoyofag. No taste.

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>>119249959
Here's outcome of that scene

>>119249959
I'm pretty sure scenes showing Tomoyo's history and compatibility with Andou trump Hatoko screeching and crying about not understanding him.

>>119250000
You said yourself that Hatoko is better which is wrong. Chifuyu is an angel.

>>119250072
I included Chifuyu in there as well. Can't you read?

>When people fall in love

>>119249959
That scene you're thinking of had her venting her angry and feelings, but it didn't develop beyond that. Tomoyo's scene in episode 11 showed more development between herself and Andou to show that they are a match and Tomoyo finally realizing her feelings. She reached full circles whereas Hatoko's feelings was something we already knew all along, therefore Tomoyo developed more.

>>119248138

Look at the bright side. The generic tsundere bitch won't win either.

>>119250173
>bright side

SAO kind of did that. The only difference is Asuna won, she didn't just have a chance of winning, she already won. But the writer keeps pretending like all the new girls are potential love interests.

I never understand that, like everybody knows Kirito is not going to leave Asuna so what is the purpose of these new bitches who want his dick?

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Every anime now trying to teach you about importance of friendship, honesty, hard working etc. This shit ruins all shounen and harem titles, because instead of showing to us action or interesting dialogues we get based idealistic morality.

>>119249903
Dat chemistry and understanding. If that ain't OTP then I don't know what is.

>>119250261
Story of SAO stopped being about romance after ALO anyway.
I woudn't even call it a harem since episodes where it really was harem (so all girls were together) can be counted at fingers of one hand.

>>119249421
I think I understand sports now.

>>119250326
Anon, imagine that lindafags still exist here. This this retarded kind of place.

>>119250232

Deal with it. It's kinda bothersome to see Kamachi destroying all the most interesting relationships Touma developed with other girls while he keeps the poorly written but popular and old ones alive in order not to lose fans, but sooner or later he will have to crush them as well, and that moment will be the most satisfying.

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but girls suffering always give the best episodes

>>119250261
Kinda like in Monogatari, it's obvious that Araragi will be with Crab. Other girls are just plot devices to move plot.

/a/ is obsessed with retarded rat race.

>typical faggot MC friendzones the heroine and goes after NotKazusa

What would kind of shitstorm would be unleashed?

>>119250410
The Railgun isn't going to win, but she is among the few who should for her devotion and pure feelings for Touma. Take your hate elsewhere.

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>>119250452
agreed

Guys, maybe you should stop watching harems?

>>119250579
It's a shame that devotion and pure feelings manifest in a way that does nothing but cause physical and mental pain for Touma.

>>119246379
>Girl is clearly going to win the MC
>clearly

loving that denial

People not dying when they're killed.

Unless it's in the 1st episode

>>119246777
Go fuck yourself. Things should never get too serious to the point that there can't be a tiny bit of humor to brighten things up. That's the kind of shit that the average underage edgy muricunt wants.

>>119250639
>does nothing but
You are full of it.

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I hate abuse jokes mostly. Like the MC does something perverted or accidentally falls into a girl's nipple or something and she slaps him or beats him up. It's not even funny and never has been. It just tells me the girl is a bitch. It's worse when it clearly wasn't his fault and she still beats the shit out of him. It's just poor humor and treating the MC like hes a fucking piece of trash.

It's so refreshing when you see a girl get accidentally boob grabbed by some divine corruption of physics and she understands and isn't sour about it. She blushes a little, laughs it off, I like that. Top tier chick right there.

>>119250760
no one likes sluts

>>119250724
Anon, leave your shipping at the door.

>>119250760
What if MC falls on her like usual in haremshit and she slaps him literally only because he knocked an old, priceless book out of her hands?

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>>119246630
>>119246806
>>119247355

S-She didn't win?

>>119250452
>>119250598

Whoever makes charts like these has to die in a poisoned pit full of spikes and spiders and vipers and flesh-eating ants.

>>119250862
It's ongoing but she isn't going to win because "Nippon Strong".

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>>119246379
This manga page pretty accurately sums it up.

>>119250862
She won in our hearts.

>>119250811
>Said a Misakifag who ships Misaki
Cute.

You are still a lying retard. The Railgun helps Touma all the time, he even seeks her out sometimes.

Why is haremshit the worst genre?

>>119251007
It isn't. You're just a normalfag, so that's why you hate it.

>>119250993
This. There are plenty of times where Misaka has gone beyond generic tsun bitch and tried to express feelings for Touma and help him out. Touma's just always a helpless retard about it

>>119251046
>anyone who hates haremshit is a normalfaggot

Kill yourself, haremfag subhuman.

>>119250993
>Cute.

I'm not the Misakifag idiot, Railgun does turn up and "help" Touma often enough. Sadly that "help" always has it's downsides for Touma, Misato has her moments but they are really out-shined by her bad and/or useless moments.

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>MC claims to be average concerning: appearance, intellect, temperament, athleticism, or any noteworthy ability, for that matter.
>Somehow he still manages to attract various women despite his blandness.

Then what do women see in him if he's so plain and completely inseparable from the rest of the people? Don't pretend being a "nice guy" is the sole factor. Anyone can show courtesy, and in fact, people are more likely to find "nice guys” than it is to find guys who aren't, so why was the MC chosen?

I just don't understand this cliché in anime. It breaks my suspension more than soft sci-fi or magic ever can.

"Main girl" needs to die altogether. Fucking enough.

Speeches about how flawed yet awesome humanity is.
How they can dream, aspire, overcome all obstacles, sometimes waver and doubt but always pull through somehow blablabla.

I can't stand it anymore. Fucking masturbatory material.

>>119250579
>devotion and pure feelings

Oh please. Mikoto is the most selfish, entitled and self-centered out of all the harem members. She's the most undeserving girl of earning Touma's affectoin, and thank god she will never earn it.

>treats Touma like he's something of her possesion
>when she discovered his memory loss, she didn't even care about him, but his memories of her, tried to violate his personal space to see what was lost of his memories, change his mind back and didn't accept him for who he is
>forces herself onto him against his will all the time
>tried to tie him up with rings to prevent him from cheating
>even gets angry at him for interacting with other girls
>is never honest about her feelings and can only show affection through physical and verbal violence

>>119250993
Except Misaki actually respects Touma and never tried to change him or invade his intimacy, when she could have read his memories when she first met him, and even when he lost forever his fucking memories of her. She's one of the most reasonable girls in the cast, maybe only below Will-tan in that regard. That puts her in a much better standing when it comes of deserving to win.

>>119246379
> hips moving on their own

I hate when the girl shyly tugs at the the guy's sleeve around the wrist area. God I fucking hate that shit. I can't even explain why. It's even worse when the two are supposed to be close or something. It just doesn't look cute to me. Looks like it just creates distance between the characters instead like it's saying they're not close enough to interact normally.

Or my other personal favorite is when a girl hugs the MC and he just stands there stiffly with his arms at his side like a fucking plank of wood. MUST MAINTAIN STATUS QUO.

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>>119251218
>MC is fucking god incarnate in his verse
>Most of the girls don't give a fuck about him

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Casual incestual love.

Like every show now has a little sister or something that just inexplicably wants her brother. Like she's not even really in the race for his love but for some reason we must know she's okay with fucking him if it ever came down to it. Or the horny older sister that's constantly telling her brother she really okay with him grabbing her boobs or bathing with her.

It's really trying too hard to make a taboo thing "normal" and commonplace when part of the appeal is it's taboo and uncommon.

>Do you hate me?
>Well I wouldn't quite go that fa-
>So you like me!

And the reverse.

>>119246379
Fucking Sakurasou and spending the entire second half on Aoyama only to completely fuck her over

>>119251066
Or maybe Touma just isn't attracted, attached or interested on her in any way and couldn't care less if she likes him.

>>119251444
>Guy has his dick out
>No, we can't do this!
>You hate me?
>W-well, no...
>OK!
>Rapes her

Is there something being lost in the translation, or is rape just part of Japan's culture?