Christmas is over, it's time for the leftovers!
CHRISTMAS CAKE/MILF THREAD!
>He's so cute! He looks just like a girl!
Christmas cake will never be truly great until they stop this shit.
Which older ladies from last season are you looking forward to seeing more of?
Hentai have made me think woman's breast just keep growing in size, until they settle with a husband.
>>119154403
For me it's that orange cake from amagi
>>119154058
what is the name of this hentai?
>>119153942
Is dat some Kloah dere?
>>119154230
>>119154282
>>119154452
>>119154932
Disgusting fatties.
Why are "they" so big?
>>119155038
You have no taste.
>>119154001
Says you, I love that
>>119155094
I have better tastes than you, fatfag.
>>119154932
>No q.t chubby Xmas cake with big eyebrows to snuggle with
>christmas cake thread
>expecting the girls to be flat twigs
Can you be any more retarded?
>>119155067
Everyone knows bigger = better.
>could you be any more retarded?
Well for starters I could fail at replying properly. And in any event there's no requirement for christmas cakes to be fat.
Pic related.
>>119155557
It's not a necessity but as women get older, they do get plumper
And some of the appeal lies in the cuddliness of bigger women
>>119155557
>And in any event there's no requirement for christmas cakes to be fat.
This. I love me some thing christmas cakes. No hate towards bigger women, but these ladies deserve love too.
>>119155717
I wish anime was real
>>119155792
Don't we all
>>119155717
>as women get older, they do get plumper
The beauty of 2D is in the fact that it does not have to adhere to the conventions of reality.
>>119155792
I wish real was anime.
Ara ara~
>>119155851
>That delicious naked apron
>>119154058
I must have fapped at least 15 times to this one.
>>119155851
Google gives nothing. Exhentai file search gives nothing. Post it.
>>119155873
Well, we all have our tastes anon. Most real life women don't grow to have J cups, hips that wide or are virgins that look like pornstars.
I love 2D for all it can offer, and Christmas Cakes are often depicted as taller, plumper, and more horny. Things I like.
>>119154539
I should probably start reading this
>>119155851
>>119156192
>>119156192
Matsumoto Katsuya is Kloah 2.0
>>119155792
If it was real it could be 3D. Not worth.
>>119155476
>Everyone knows bigger = better.
There's a limit, so far nothing has passed the limit in the thread excluding the giantess, so I'm happy.
>>119154058
source right now
>>119155014
>>119156532
For fuck's sake, you should know who those characters are.
>>119156052
>>119156521
>not wanting to cuddle with a giant milf
I'll never understand some people.
>>119156703
Giant people can't be as clean as a regular sized person. They're bound to smell.
>inb4 2d doesn't stink like 3dpd
What was that one-shot of the vampire nurse molesting a bullied schoolboy?
>>119156851
>applying realism to 2d
>>119156851
>Rules about 3D only apply to 2D when I want them to
>>119157099
>>119157176
I can't help it, its in my subconscious. I can't help but think about it. How do you into denial? I want to learn.
obligatory
>>119157284
Understand that they're different things. I don't think any pettanko-lovers hate cowtits and vice versa. It's just a rivalry that leads them to shitpost and think too hard about things.
Deep down, anons can love anything. Cuddly or harsh, soft or hard, big or small, tall or short. Heck, some anons even love 2D sweat/smell but would absolutely revile 3D for it.
>>119157464
Oh SHIT. Source?
Are there any recommend age gap MILF sadpandas?
>>119157464
Too fat.
It hurts knowing that as I've reached a point where all I know i'd be able to get are Christmas cakes assuming I'm ever able to get anyone at all.
I won't get the girl who still has hopes and dreams in her eyes, the girl oblivious to the harshness of the real world. I've missed teen romance, I've missed the romance of a young adult.
Now all that's left for me is a woman as bitter and as jaded to the world as I am. I'll never be a person someone longs for, but just a person someone will settle with. I'm 15th best. A "break glass in-case of emergency" and I'll never be anything more.
After having been all used up emotionally and physically, they would only consider me as a desperate measure and I know it.
This thread is TOTY 2014.
All this 10/10 content.
>>119157670
Anon please don't kill my boner with these feels
>>119157670
Hey, buddy.
>>119153942
I hate that he draws with such small dicks
Give em some oomph ya fucker, just feels weird when they're little pencils
>>119157670
Innocence is overrated
Younger girls are lazy, unappreciative, and thick. You can't have nice conversations, they're bad in bed and they're expensive.
I'd rather take an appreciative older woman who's learned, initiates things in bed and pays her own way. They're grateful for any attention they get.
Women reach their physical peak between 18-27.
Men reach their physical peak from 24-35
>>119157504
yokkora. he does hairy armpits though which are disgusting
>>119157760
Why are they so delicious?
>>119157615
You, sir, are a homosexual.
>>119157824
>not wanting an older busty woman to tease you for your small penis and proceed to play with it like it were a funny candy
>>119157741
>10/10 content
It's full of fatties, what are you talking about?
>>119155198
Shut the fuck up faggot.
You have fucking gay tastes.
Infinitely inferior to mine or his.
dfcfags go and stay go
>>119157882
>hairy armpits
kill me
>>119157972
that's a lotta ass
>>119157903
>>119158049
So not liking fatties makes you gay now?
>>119155198
You've got no style, you don't have taste, I bet you like cocks in your face.
>>119157901
>>119158005
EXACTLY.
>>119158232
Yes.
Wait a minute, you can like cowtits and dfc, you can like chubby and healthy, but if you don't like fat you're gay?
Fucking fatfags are cancer
>/a/ suddenly likes fat girls
What happened?
>>119158585
We have always been here.
>>119157464
TELL ME THE TITLE OF WHERE YOU GOT THAT.
>>119156938
Where did you get please tell me
>>119158648
God damn you're retarded.
>>119158585
Not entirely sure, but I'm fine with this development
>>119156637
thx for the info that really helped
>>119158970
>thx
Fuck off.
>>119159053
Happy new year.
>>119159160
>ntr
>>/d/
>>119159356
It's not really NTR. The old dude essentially gives him permission to bang his wife and knock her up.
>>119159160
That doujin was shit.
>>119153942
i-is this a real doujin?
>>119159298
Those eyes reminded of things too real.
Do hopeless women become teachers or do teachers become hopeless women?
>>119158232
You can't tell what fat is, so yes.
>>119159890
Anything large than this is fat.
Ass > Tits
>>119155873
But if you're going to draw a young character then just arbitrarily state them to be middle-aged, whats the point of not making them young to begin with?
Best thread on /a/.
>>119160160
Those melons just want to be free!
Strict mother with a soft side or a gentle mother with a 'scary' side?
>>119156938
what is the name of this doujin?
>>119159861
Yes
>>119160160
You mean this.
>>119160597
Strict mother with a soft side usually. I've never really been into the gentle appearance/hidden dominance, unless it involves blackmail
>>119160597
Gentle femdom mother.
>>119160742
Also acceptable.
>>119160597
Which one would breastfeed her grown son?
>25 year old versions
Holy fuck
>>119157670My gf is older than me by a couple years, and as a matter of fact she just turned 26. She's the best. She's jaded and hates many things, and that makes her a realist. She knows I'm not a superman, nor does she expect it; she knows I fap, fart and shit.If you can still be optimistic after all you've been through, you'll find great things.
>>119156938
ANYBODY KNOW WHAT DOUJIN THIS IS?!?
>>119161297
>There will never be more of these at that age
Short haired milfs are my fetish.
>>119161465
I found a copy by Google searching
>milf thread
>no aunt akiko
shit taste, /a/
>>119160597
Whichever one is prone to taking who she wants by force.
>>119160742
Do you have the princess? She needs love too!
>Open thread
>best-cake still not posted
I want to rub my dick all over those legs as she gives me that cold look.
>>119161297
>Adult versions of characters
This is my fetish. Anyone have any more?
>>119156019
What is the name of that manga?
My dick is reaching its limits!
>>119161297
Keima chose the wrong route.
M-Mommy?
>>119161968
nobody wanted to post the bakemono
>>119161789
I got DMCA removal notices.
Coincidentally by that fucking Remove Your Media fuckfence operation.
>>119154058
anybody care to help? The two nip links lead to more nip and no actual pictures of the manga
>>119162646
First result on my Google Search (midwest)
2chbbs net/user/zero/test/read.php/bbs1/1419525915/l50
I can't read any of that but I can figure out the rest
>>119160160
Than I like fat.
>>119162765
i asked the same question and got "you should know" like wdf??-.-
>>119156637
>you should know who those characters are.
and if I don't?
>>119153942
Why are cakes so great ?
They have something special that younger girls don't have.
>>119163063
Then you're fucking retarded.
>>119163063
He doesn't know the ∞man.
>>119163061
When will we get to see FG give Thompson the bayonet?
>>119154058
http://pururin.com/gallery/9510/service-time.html
>>119162964
Then you're tastes are shit.
What does this cake taste like?
>>119163452
FG a cute.
I want to impregnate Aki's sister.
>>119163741
>all of that softness
Would you fuck your mom if she was 2D?
Older women would be great if so many of them weren't cheaters.