Your Lords at Shaft decided 2015 to be the Imouto Year. Yorokobe /a/!!

>>119137207
>Yorokobe /a/!!
Translate it, weebs

Where are our the usual fags?
The thread is calling you!!

So im guessing since Karen had toothbrush time with Onii-chan now its time for Tsukihi to have bath time with Onii-chan?

Im ok with this

>>119137207
Tokyo Metropolitan Goverment Building?

>>119139084

Rejoice /a/.

>>119137207
What's with the Grisaia rip off.

>"marathoned" Bake and Nise all the way through
>enjoyed Neko
>Monogatari second season lost my interest having to watch it while it was airing.
Should i just wait for everything to come out and then rewatch it all? i really enjoyed Bake.

>allowing your children to bathe together

Never again.

>>119142743
Why not get up to date? You have Second Season, Hana and Tsuki to watch now

>>119137207
>Metropolitan Ordinance
Sounds like a bad Translation.

Year of the imouto? That sounds good in my book

>>119137207
I know where I'll be spending my new years then.

They are not blood related, so... it's ok, right?

>>119142149
>What's with the Grisaia rip off.

very underrated post

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Wow they're really trying for them sales.

Tsukimonogatari

>skeleton waiting for the bd.jpg
I haven't watched a monogatari when it was airing. Shit's too beta version.

>>119145960
You say this as if every entry in this series hasn't been like this

>>119145960
Yeah it isn't like every other season didn't have fanservice out of the ass. Shit the toothbrush scene was better than porn.

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2015 is the year of the Food, fool.

>>119137207
>>119141496
Tsukihi actually had a hotter wincest scene with Araragi in Neko with feet licking and feet rubbing breasts and Araragui discussing Tsukihi's underwear for 30 minutes but Shaft completely removed the entire scene from Neko.

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>>119149284
What the fuck kind of food porn for ants is that shit?

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>>119149544
I fucked up.

>Big Demo-ther
wtf

>>119150340
sasuga cr

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>>119150280
Never mind that, post more food.

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>>119150478

>>119145496
she is still blood related.
just that some bakemono shit took over her body and made her immortal.

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>>119150478

>>119145960
Erotism sell
it's the same for every anime out there.

>>119137207

What are the twelve zodiac years of Japanese anime calender? There is at least imuoto as we learned.

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>>119150629
I wonder SHAFTy it'll look. Shimbo's directing it (ofcourse) but the PV didn't look very tilted.

>>119149447
I guess the world wasn't ready for it yet.
still sucks though

>>119150629
I don't see any food here

>>119137207
Satan, guide my dick.

>>119150478
My goodness, that food.

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Why haven't you washed your imouto's body like a goo big brother?

>>119143504
The translation is correct. The line refers to this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tokyo_Metropolitan_Ordinance_Regarding_the_Healthy_Development_of_Youths

Why is Araragi so lewd?
He fucks Gahara every day already so how can he be so horny for his sisters all the time?

>>119150991
he's a manslut

>>119150991
Regenerative vampire powers

>>119150991
Gahara doesn't put out because of past trauma.

>>119150991
vampire regeneration

>>119150874
GARaragi

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>>119150991
He has a soul contract with a semen demon

>>119151065
But she does, quite explicitly, at the end of tsuki, I mean
>leave that for tomorrow

Reminder that dicking your imouto is not a valid new years resolution.

>>119150991
H-horny, anon? What could you ever mean? He's just helping them out all the time. There are perfectly reasonable explanations for these actions and having lewd thoughts is a no-no. You're indecent, anon.

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>>119150953

>no imouto

>>119151138
>The courage to be deluded

I liked seeing Kagenui again

>>119150991
nanomachines

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>>119151065
>>119151087
>>119151110
He rejects to fuck Tiger and Snake but okay with his sisters?
I don't get it.

>>119151147
Onee-san then?

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Topless with panties is a very underrated thing.

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>>119151257
He sexually harasses everyone but only fucks Hitagi.
And I can't blame him.

>>119151257
The monogatari series has never had much logical or good writing as much as /a/ likes to believe. Most harems don't.

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>>119150840
The food is their puffy vulva.

>>119151257
he has a girlfriend, its not cheating when you do it with your sisters

>>119150991
Crab is an 18 year old female who is his girlfriend, there's nothing kinky about that.

His younger sisters however, that's taboo and therefore better.

>>119151257
Only one of them is blood related, and he finds incest very erotic

>>119151031
If every man had the opportunity Araragi has, we will all be mansluts. Don't lie to yourself anon, also Araragi show a lot of restrain, I would have fucked Karen and Tsukini at least twice each and lets not even talk about Cat, Monkey or Bat.

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>>119151333
>that mound of venus

>>119151371
He doesn't harass Snake or Tiger (he does only in his own mind though).
If he harassed them they would be willing to suck his dick just right there.

>>119137207
>>119150953
>>119151333

As someone who hasn't watched Tsuki yet, what the fuck is going on and why is this allowed? I don't remember this series being THAT lewd.

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oh fuck its out already? dl at the speed of light

>>119149447
Are you telling me to read the novels like some kind of nerd?
you make it sound worth it

>>119151591
He harasses Tsubasa, a lot, groping and stuff.
Nadeko is the innocent middle schooler so things like perverted twisted suffice.

WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE TALKING

POST MORE PORN

>>119137207
Shouldn't be "your Lord Nisio Isin"?

>>119151478
his mother carried her around for 9 months and she was made out of her blood.

They are related.

>>119151680
>>He harasses Tsubasa, a lot, groping and stuff.
I don't remember seeing this in anime, though I don't remember them very well now.
But if he harassed Cat, wouldn't she just fuck him right there?

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>>119151257
>>119151478
>>119151738
There's nothing wrong with incest. It's ONLY wrong when they carry a baby to birth. 99.99% of sex is RECREATIONAL. No one's planning on breeding and there are NUMEROUS means of contraception.

>>119151630
1. you have shit memory
2. karen was going for a run and asked koyokoyo to prepare a bath for her so she could hop in as soon as she was done, so while he was getting the bath ready he decided he might as well take a bath too and since tsukihi was in the room when karen made the request she had the same idea and they ended up bathing together in as a result of a game of chicken

There was feet

>>119137207
I have had the entirety of the tv version of Season 2nd downloaded for a while and want to catch up now that this and hana are out. Should I just download the BD batch since it is already out instead?

>>119151630
You must have memory issues.

>>119150953
too busy watching anime

Good subs when?

>>119151843
Actually there's a very small chance of birth defects with children of first-generation incest. It's only really a problem when your family keeps producing one sisterfucker after another.

Do I get HS or wait for Commie or Underwater?

>>119150953
>He even touches the back of the knee
This is beyond porn.

>>119151843
that's a good way to put it

>>119151951
There are quite good subs out even though they are horrible.

>>119151961
>there's a very small chance of birth defects with children of first-generation incest
Sorry but this info is pretty much wrong.
It has at least 25% chances of causing birth defects.
Take a look at that incestuous German couple.
Their 3 kids had serious health problems.
Inbred babies carries serious risks of having health problems and should be avoided.

>>119142542
>Even arararagi was dancing it in this episode, he knows it's the best
webm/gif where?

>>119152078
commie for monogatari

>>119149284
Pretty sure every year is the year of Food, since we have to eat it to live

>>119152349
What is it about this anime that's so...arousing?

Tsukihi is perfection.

>>119152078
Commie is the greatest evil out of the three. Avoid them.

>>119150953
WAY TOO LEWD

NO WAY MAN

TOO LEWD

>>119152379
>commie
>ever
die

>>119152598
Now that GG is no more, I suppose.

>>119152349
Usually I hate character development, but it looks good on crab

>>119152690
Commie's the real shit.

>>119152349
Slutgahara at it again.

>>119151843
It's a lot harder to judge as the relationship siblings has develops as they grow up together.
It has a lot more social risks than normal relationships merely by typically circling around childhood
My aunt and uncle apparently fugged once.
Then he wanted to keep doing it and she didn't.
And yeah that didn't end well for her.

There is nothing wrong with it theory, given allowances to avoid conception.
It's just that sibling relationships usually don't transition well into sexual relationships.

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Ara ara

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Is this the food porn thread or am i late?

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>all those doujins incoming

>>119152227
>trust me I'm an expert on genealogy
No, fuck off. Trashy trailer-park families are much more likely to have babies crippled by FAS rather than incest.

But more importantly, 2D != 3D

>>119152803
is your uncle also your father

Araragi dance webm where

>>119152248
Here you go anon.
>>119136637

What was the deal about the curse placed on Kagenui and the other guy? Can't believe there was an actual reason for her acrobatics all the time. I thought that was just Shaft being funky. Where did the curse come from? That guy never really said. Was it because they made Yotsugi?

>>119152824
What?

>>119152867
>>But more importantly, 2D != 3D
Sure but I wanted to let people know their thing better.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inbreeding#Measures_of_inbreeding

>>119152078
>commie

Araragi Rating

Mom>Tsukihi>Kyomi>Karen>

>>119153117
Better than CR.

>>119152891
nah me mom was eldest and out of the house when this shit went down

>>119152810
She's so great. All the exorcists are amazing.

I don't know how to feel about it. Snow scene - serious music, Rararagi being seriously fucked with all the lethal consequences, and then we have Ononoki doing Sailor Moon and posing furiously. OST is AOTY/10 though.

>>119153019
Memory is fuzzy but I believe there was drama around the ownership of Tsukihi because who wouldn't want an immortal zombie cute loli servant?

And I think extreme jealously over Kagenui owning Tsukihi,

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Why did this have to air after C87?

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>>119153023
I'm asking whether food porn is still relevant to this thread.

>>119153304
Where is her ass

>>119137207

sauce for the love of god

>>119153306
If you stop posting shitty pictures then maybe.

>>119153193
>>119152803
>My aunt and uncle apparently fugged once.
>Then he wanted to keep doing it and she didn't.
>And yeah that didn't end well for her.

Tell us more. I am interested in irl incest stories.

>>119153293
Yotsugi said she'd have picked Oshino to be her master, but apparently he didn't want her, so she picked Kagenui over that other guy.

>>119153375
Happy New Yearget the fuck out

>>119153304
>Puts on stockings first
Is she related to Sento in any way?

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And this is why Tsukihi is my 2nd fave. Helps I love Yuka Iguchi.

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>>119153339

>Japanese girl
>having an ass

>>119153375
are you by any chance wearing a bicycle helmet

>>119153528
Suruga has an amazing ass

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get fucked weebs

>>119153243
Nah, only Kagenui and Oshino are genuinely nice people. Kaiki only gives a shit about Crab and Monkey on the other hand and destroys many lives in the process.

Meanwhile, Oshino doesn't bother anybody if you don't bother him and Yozuru will help you for free without any need for money or favors.

Yozuru is the most amazing though because she is the only one who can tolerate and handle Gaen, somewhat.

Shame Araragi doesn't think of asking to be Kagenui's student because that way, he would be able to learn actual japanese exorcist magic.

>>119153527
>she wants to fuck
>she was pissed when karen was about to have a taste of koyomi bowl
she is a jealous bitch

>>119153339
In ass heaven with crab's ass.

>35 days untill OST
At least one reason not to kill yourself in 2015

>>119153525
I think putting on socks or stockings first is probably more sanitary because that is the advice you are generally told when you get athlete's foot to prevent spread.

However, this is anime so it is probably because it looks more lewd putting on stockings first rather than bra or underwear.

>>119153467

Where did the curse come from though? Did they both just cast it on each other in anger?

>>119153380
It's New Year's so pls no bully

>>119153795
I always put my socks on first.

So I guess Ougi is trying to make Koyomi turn into a vampire so it can deify him at the shrine and restore balance to the city area? Might explain why Ougi seems so interested in Koyomi's personality and the way he thinks.

>>119137207
Why would I want to watch a show about a guy that gets a girlfriend when I can't relate. It just makes me feel even more like a piece of shit.

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>>119153527
So she also voiced Index? Well shit, you learn something new everyday.

>>119148904
This. I can't count the amount of times I came to it.

>>119153677
That's why /a/ needs to tell those samefagging trolls who still insist Tsukihi and Karen have real boyfriends to fuck off and go troll somewhere else like MAL or plebbit.

It's like they ignore the tantrum Karen and Tsukihi threw when they finally found out Araragi got a girlfriend and that they are the type of women who would try to get Araragi to become jealous and to "get back at him" when Hitagi comes over for the first time by also bringing over their "boyfriends".

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>>119150953
I am literally crying right now.

>>119153389
She was apparently raped and abused a lot of the time growing up. She was diagnosed as barren which is apparently from the abuse.
He got bored and stopped, moved out shortly after. (I think he was like 15-18 at the time, she would've been like 11-14 I think)
She was fairly psychologically damaged from the whole thing. Mother only found out like 15 years later when he died in a car accident and she told her siblings.
And that itself was another 15 or so years ago.

Not really an incest story, just a rape story featuring incest.

My main point is that early sexual relationships often have negative effects on people when it's all mixed up with having to live with the other person and all.

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>>119153019
lets be honest it was probably Shaft being funky and Nisio liked it enough to write it into the story

So am I supposed to pause during the black screens when I watch this series? Because for all of bake I didn't do that.

>>119153075
It all comes down to how many irregularities leading to mutations and genetic illnesses are inherent in the shared 25% of the genetic code. If there's a history of genetic/congenital diseases in a family there's a very high chance an incestuous relationship will lead to those, if not, not so much.

>>119154029
Wow, fuck him. Little sisters are for loving dearly (sexually or not), not for raping and abusing.

>>119150280

This shit will flop hard.

>>119154012
There's no proof either way whether they have boyfriends or not.

If they do, it's probably just to make him jealous.

So what is Ougi really?

I remember spoilers about Ougi being something like Araragi's anger or some shit, and that Gaen was the real final boss but I don't really remember anything for sure.

>>119153607
I don't want to be Japanese, I just want to speak their language.

>>119154160
You can do whatever you want. I suggest doing whatever brings you more enjoyment.

>>119154029
rape sucks
sorry for her
rapist onii-chan won't get any support from us.
may he regret his wrongdoings in hell for a long time.

>>119154160
I always thought of it as the rushing of thoughts which are only half understood until your thoughts wander to something else.

>>119154197
Yeah but there is not such a thing like perfect human being.
it will be always risky.

>>119153019
The way I understand it is that it's a superstitious self-imposed rule as compensation (big theme in this episode), mockingly called a curse.

>>119154160

Well, if you want. They're mostly just Koyomi monologue excerpts from the novels that might expand a tiny more on the conversations. However you'd be pausing an awful fucking lot if you actually wanted to read them all and some of them disappear really fast.

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>tfw no Kizu

The wait for this and Jenny Death are too much to bear guys.

>>119154208

It's already been shown bro. Ougi is The Darkness that brings world balance by force. That black orb that chases around Mayoi during her last arc was Ougi and the thing that wiped out the village in Shinobu's past when she was playing god for those people.

>>119154430
Personally I think its worth pausing for the ones that last about half a second.

>>119150953
I need to catch up on Gatari.

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You will never be Senjougahara's bf.

That attention to detail with the melted chocolate on her fingers.

>>119154605
No, I'm pretty sure spoilers for the books revealed that she wasn't actually the darkness.

>>119154873
I I went back and counted; estimated 3m28s of screentime and she was easily the best part of this entire thing (at least for me)

How can one girl be so based?

>>119154969
Does this look like /ln/ - Light Novels toy ou?

>>119154335
Of course. That's also what genetic counseling is for. And even if incest is illegal in a country, the geneticist giving the counsel have no right to report it.

>>119153971
Is it weird? I see my little sister's boobs pretty much all the time.

I wonder, is Nisio a kissless virgin?

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Did your opinion change on Yotsugi after Tsuki?

>>119154207
They had fake boyfriends just for that dinner date with Hitagi and Araragi but when it didn't work, they dropped them.

Hana is evidence enough Karen is only Araragi sexual.

Or how about the fact that Karen's daily exercise schedule makes it impossible for dating.

She never misses training of exercising everyday until dinnertime unless it is a Fire Sisters mission and doesn't go out at night and sleeps right on time like clockwork.

Not only that but months later, Tsukihi hasn't even kissed her fake boyfriend yet but Araragi still manages to steal Tsukihi's first kiss and other firsts.

Yeah, the boyfriends are fake. Anyone who believes they are real just choose to ignore all the evidence in the novels how Karen and Tsukihi have no time for boyfriends and the only relationship they could manage with their schedules happens to be with their brother, Araragi.

I have an all new appreciation for Yotsugi now. She's even more fucking kawaii to the max now. YEAH.

>>119154605
No, Ougi isn't Kurayami.

>>119154873
That's not chocolate ;^)

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Who is it?????

>>119155314

Oh shit. I didn't notice that.

>>119155197
You understand that every narrator in these stories is incredibly unreliable, don't you? It's continually restated, over and over and over, but still huge parts of the audience treat everything like it's all absolute truth. Araragi can't deal with the fact that his sisters are dating, so he lies to himself and exaggerates things to make it more agreeable.

>>119155314
Why are Madoka and Homura shy about embracing Araragi's love while Sayaka and Kyouko look eager to get closer to Araragi?

And where is Mami? I thought Araragi was a Tits Man?

>>119155314
Person beside Ai is probably from SZS because of the uniform (everyone from Madoka is wearing the same uniform)

Dunno who it is though

>>119155314
I was actually thinking it was Onodera and Ruri, but I don't think Ruri's hair fits too good

>>119155409
It's a fact Karen has an absurd daily exercise schedule.

It's a fact Araragi stole pretty much all of Tsukihi's first.

Now, fuck off. Even Monkey in Hana accuses Araragi of incest because Araragi's scandalous relationship with Karen had enough public displays of affection that it reached the ears and eyes of the seniors like Kanbaru.

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>>119155510
My thoughts as well. But no one fits

>>119155197
Do you feel "trolled" when someone says they're real? Do you want to believe they're fake? That's probably why you believe it: confirmation bias.

The novels definitely don't paint them as not having time for socializing. It's actually important that they do.

The way the boyfriends get brought up in conversations with Nadeko and Hanekawa really doesn't fit the idea that the boyfriends are fake. Pretending like that would be really weirdly pathetic and out of character for Tsukihi.

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>>119155197
>and other firsts.
Firsto touch

>>119155711
Kaiki go to bed, you're drunk

>>119155711
>Pretending like that would be really weirdly pathetic and out of character for Tsukihi.

So you ignore Tsukihi's base personality and her reaction to Araragi getting Hitagi as a girlfriend yet that apparently isn't considered pathetic according to you.

Yeah, you are sounding more and more like a cuckfag.

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>>119145960
>wow they're really trying hard to animate the source material
How awful! I would much rather they take a page or two from Bones and JC Staff's books and butcher the source material.

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Ahaha!

>>119154873
>>119155033
Slut and a prostitute
worst gatari ever.

>>119155178
I thought she was solidly mid tier before.

I feel the same now.

>>119152568
It's arousing because it's arousing. It's not like it's trying to be subtle or anything.

It's all shoved on your face. Why do you even ask something like that?

>>119150787
Year of the:

Tsundere
Imouto
Nee-san
Ara Ara
SoL
Mecha
Shounen
Shoujo
Harem
Moe
Chuuni
Yuri

>>119149284
Does that mean we'll finally get another season of Ben-to!?

What was the point of teeth marks on the back of Araragi's neck?

I'm talking about the scene where the doll-chan and Araragi was in the fron of Gahara's home.

>>119155314
The hair doesn't fit at all on the supposed Yuno and Miyako. Plus, I doubt even the harem master can defeat Ume-tentei homolust.

Any more Karen scenes in the pipeline? Best girl.

>>119156168
I wish Shaft had the balls to animate Monogatari gore and fanservice in their true form but they either completely cut it out of the anime or tone it down that it barely resembles the action scenes Nisio wrote.

You wouldn't know how much of a Street Fighter/arcade junkie Yozoru was based on the anime.

There's a reason why Touhou is stronly associated with arcades. It is because Yozuruis implied to have a strong arcade fighter hobby.

One of the moves she used on Araragi was basically a Shoryuken.

>>119156770
A Shoryuken is pretty much a generic overstated uppercut

>>119155555
Nice quints

>>119156582
That usually means he just fed Shinobu doesn't it?
Yozoru said its ok to continue feeding her as long as they don't go overboard.

Wow, I didn't think Shaft had sunk so low they're resorting to this to keep fans. Or that this series is so boring that this smut is needed. Oh, well. Otaku's and neckbeards need something to watch and tell themselves they watch 2deep4u animes.

>>119157063
>What is Bakemonogatari Episode 2

Based as fuck

>>119157063
It's new years, come on man.

>>119157063
Why are you so mad? Why can't you enjoy things?

>>119157063
>you will never be this mad

feels good man

>>119157063
You had me up until
>animes
You're either a troll that tried a little too hard or you're a fucking retard; take your pick.

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>>119157063
>you will never be this delusional
Grand bait, chap!

>>119157063

Not the day for this.

>>119156929
But Yozuru actually shouted Sho-ryu-ken so it was more than a Street Fighter reference but the actual technique copied straight from the game.

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>>119157063
Nice bait retard, now go back to /v/.

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>>119157537
Get drunker

>>119151333
>Tumblr nose

>>119157250
>You had me up until the end of your post.

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>>119137207
>Yorokobe /a/!!
Read it in Kotomine's voice.

Based Nisio still hasn't written a wincest scene involving Araragi's mom.

All of my why.

She's a cop as well so cop uniform fetishes are being ignored by Nisio.

Araragi shouldn't have run away so fast when he saw his young mother while time traveling.

That was such a lost opportunity for an interesting conversation.

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>haven't watched anything since Nekomonogatari
I have the feeling I missed a bunch of series.

>>119157537
I APPRECIATE YOUR CONCERN FOR THE HARD FACTS ANONYMOUS

THANK YOU

For real

>>119158080
2nd Season was disappointing because Shaft crammed everything and did a rush job while procrastinating on a poor laid out schedule that they even had to delay Hana despite claiming they could pull off 2nd Season.

Monogatari is better as OVAs than crammed cours if you ask me.

Yet Shaft is a hit or miss on monogatari OVAs, sometimes.

>>119155669
It could be Fujiyoshi with her hair messed up slightly.

>>119150953

What the fuck where is this from? Latest PV?

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I want to lick those teeth.

>>119158211
> 2nd Season was disappointing

Stopped reading there

>>119137207
It was worth not killing myself. Such a good start of a new year.

>>119158308
>This new

>>119158308
Tsukimonogatari is out you massive baka

>>119158211
>2nd Season was disappointing

Get the fuck out of here you piece of shit.

>>119158361
>perfectly even teeth

>>119155314
The girl before Ai Kaga looks like one of the new girls from Kofuku Graffiti.
My bet on the other two is that they are Mifune and Maekawa from Denpa Onna

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>>119158211
Wait. I remember a 2nd season. Was that the one where it was a cluster fuck of personal stories that ended with Snake girl going full retard?

>>119158369
It kinda was. I mean I liked it, but a few of the arcs were obviously rushed and I feel like the animation wasn't quite up to par.

Hana, despite me not personally liking the story and Tsuki were much more polished.

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>>119158477
Yeah it also had the best arc in the entire series.

>>119153019
>What was the deal about the curse placed on Kagenui and the other guy? Can't believe there was an actual reason for her acrobatics all the time. I thought that was just Shaft being funky. Where did the curse come from? That guy never really said. Was it because they made Yotsugi?
Kagenui and the Oragami guy are basically like Contractors from Darker Than Black. In exchange for superpowers they pay some sort of price.

And with Yotsugi's ownership, essentially only Kagenui and the Origami guy wanted to have her, with Oshino, Kaiki and Gaen all passed on their claimdespite all being her co-creators.

The guy is sad because he is being manipulated. He is there, kidnapping Araragi's sisters, because he was tricked into it. And you will know why soon enough.

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>>119158558
>best arch
You best be talking about Snail future perfect.

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>>119158460
and pretty lips.

>>119158469
Oh wow, she does all of those. I'm not one to keep up with seiyuus but she's very talented.

>>119158369
Shaft screwed over Bat's arc. They didn't even bother hinting at how she attempted to commit suicide.

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>>119158649
Surely you mean Nekomono white?

Why isn't Kizumonogatari out yet?
What the fuck Shaft?

>>119158747
This, at least, I can agree with. Sometimes you just can't match up to subtext in anime like you can in literature though.

>>119158361
>>119158730
No femdom Yozuru doujins exist.

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>>119158828
A best and purrfect, but she had the better arc in Nekomonogatari

>>119158883
This is a mistake.

>>119158558
I hate the relationship between Senjougahara and Kaiki, seems like she use Araragi only to forget the love for Kaiki.

Jesus in that arc she cares about him so fucking much, even when Araragi was Pizza'd by Snake seems like she doesnt give a fuck.

>>119137207

is this one of those -gatari series franchise?
Is this like the 5th season of -gatari series now?

>>119158747
>Bat
Who was it again?

>>119158828
NIGGER I NEED MORE ARARAGI'S MOM, I BELIEVE IN YOU ANON KUN.

>>119158941
>is this one of those -gatari series franchise?
>Is this like the 5th season of -gatari series now?

Fuck off newfag and dont comeback here until you watched all seasons.

>>119158469
>Ayase only best girl there
Must suck wasting talent on shitty roles while KanaHana hogs all the good shit.

>>119158993
Unfortuneatley there are only about 14 frames of Ara~Ara~gi out there, and that was the only one worth saving.

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>>119159328
>implying yukino isn't best girl too

>>119159692
I wonder what Mamaragi thinks about Senjougahara.

>>119159883
Sorry mate, she probably is, I've just never watched it.

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>>119159328
HanaKana voices Snake so she loses by default.

>>119150961
>The translation is correct. The line refers to this:
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tokyo_Metropolitan_Ordinance_Regarding_the_Healthy_Development_of_Youths
I know.
What was being said in Japanese?

>Metropolitan Ordinance
Sounds like a bad Translation.

>>119160043
KanaHana's smooth girly voice is fucking amazing no matter what you faggots say

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>>119160043
>all these top tier characters come from one woman's voice
Is this what love feels like?

>>119150430
>sasuga daisuki
ftfy

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Who voiced this dude? His voice sounds awfully familiar.

>>119160980
it's DIO

>>119160980
He's like the fourth dude to ever appear in monogatari

Good for him.

>>119160043
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCXfVbRze9I

>>119160692
>not knowing KanaHana
hownew.ru

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>>119161008
Really?

>>119162192
yes. was Koyasu

>>119160980
Takehito Koyasu, highest tier male VA.

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>>119162311
>>119162416
No wonder he sounds so familiar. This seiyuu was also awesome in Demonbane.

iirc Nisio said Araragi's story ended but Monogatari isn't over, what do think will the novels be about next? Is it strange that I'm sad that this series is over even though all we have to go by is what is animated and not so good translations?

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Is the exorbitant fanserivce in the Monogatari series just Shaft, or were the LNs like this as well?

I like the series, but how could I defend the series against someone who just says "fanservice garbage"?

>>119162602
Oshino's adventures fighting penguins.

>>119162838
>how could I defend the series against someone who just says "fanservice garbage"
You don't. You laugh at them for being afraid of their own biology. Sex sells, and this is pretty much the highest quality animated fanservice you're going to get.

>>119163075
>implying monogatari is only fanservice.

KILL YOURSELF RETARD.

>>119160692
Know, only Chiwa Saito fans feel that.

>>119163395
You're not going to tell me it's not one of its strong points are you?

>>119163494
Series made by shaft yes (obviously its because that shit sells a lot), the LN is another thing with only 10 % of fanservice and other 90% about a good story.

>>119152568
Watanabe.

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>>119163484
I wanna bring her voice to a low boil and pour it into my ears

>>119163494
Personality I don't care either way, I'm not a faggot so I like looking at hot girls with no clothes on, but if it wasn't there I'd still love the series.

>>119163750
That's exactly what I was getting at. People crying "fanservice = shit!" are just starved for attention. You don't have to justify your boners.

>>119155164
Same here. It was not strange to see a naked imouto running through the house to the laundry room to get dryer warmed bra and panties. Pretty awesome for a siscon like me to have his 17 year old imouto running around naked.

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noone posted A+ butt yet

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This is not how shadows work, Shaft.

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>>119164152
Everybody point and laugh

>>119164062
Yesterday i was brushing my teeth and my 17 year old just casually entered the bathroom, removed all of her clothes and started taking a bath. I'm not a siscon though and when shit like this happens all i can think about is how some anon would kill to be in my position.

>>119164229
Actually, based on where she's standing and the shadow of the building, it's the shade on her upper body that is wrong.

>>119164330
I don't think that many anons find the idea of choking on their toothbrush as spaghetti flows from their pockets all that desirable of a situation.

>>119164453
When it's your sister you don't drop your spaghetti anon. My reaction was a lot more like a mix of whatever with trying not to laugh at how stupid the situation was

>>119164337
Depends on if the shadow is a corner of a building or something hanging suspended near the building. If its a suspended roof or platform or billboard, the shadow being casted on her would make sense.

The shadow that she casts is wrong either way though.

>>119164531
>When it's your sister you don't drop your spaghetti anon.
Hentai has lied to me.

>>119164591
The shadow she casts is just at a slightly incorrect angle. If you look at the position of the shadow of the building where her feet are, her shadow should follow that angle, and she should be standing completely in the sun.

>>119137207
Onee-sans > imoutos

>>119164531
anon your sister is cute atleast? or is a fat orc?

>>119164783
Only in 2D thogh. IRL sisters suck.

>mfw neither of my sisters are attractive.

I want to re-roll. This run sucks.

So basically this was about the characters realizing the author is a horrible writer and wants Oshino to come back to make things better?

>>119164871
She's 15Xcm tall , very thin, semi-short hair , tanned skin, a nice butt and a semi-flat chest so in my opinion she's real cute

>>119164682
True. Her shadow is indeed going in the right direction (although not perfectly parallel to the building's shadow).

I'm not sure how they'd fix that in the BD though, since the reason they cast a shadow on her in the first place is to make her look more intimidating (like a demon). Maybe just put her whole body in the shadow of the building?

>>119165064
How you manage to dont get a boner when you see her naked?.

>>119164330
I grew up in a very sarcasm-rich environment. I know that if I had a sister who did that to me, I would just casually quip something like "nice tits" in a monotone. We'd constantly joke around in this way, but it'd be game-fucking-over if she ever saw my boner, or massive collection of her soiled panties.

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>>119137207

I thought the bit about the two specialists not being able to walk on the ground due to an anomaly was the most interesting. I was always wondering why the short haired cunt kept balancing on things.

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>>119165202
It's impossible to explain to someone who doesn't have a sister. You just don't feel anything, like you're hard wired to not consider her a woman. Evidently from the way she treats me she doesn't consider me a man either. Pic related is the best way anime has ever portrayed it in my opinion.

>>119165418
Now's your chance anon. She's defenceless. She'll never see it coming.

I want that opening

>>119158438
Holy shit what???

How the fuck this I miss this? Is it the whole thing?

>>119165418
Wow, that's a nice point anon.

I always think about incest and shit but i really dont believe that happens in real life.

>>119137207
Am I the only one who thought she was Karen? Even after clicking on the thumbnail and looking at the expanded image?

Was Araragi doing the platinum disco dance?