>mass ecstasy of anons opens a dimensional rift to the Warp that destroys entire solar systems
I still remember to this day when I missed out on that thread because I was browsing in a cafe due to my pirated internet finally being blocked from me. I could only watch helplessly as I watched endless anons ejaculate while sitting shamefully in public because I did not have the courage to become an exhibitionist.
I don't get it
Like a little over 7 inches, but i'm mostly talking about the thickness.
that sounds really Lewd anon, cant wait for those 9 minutes to pass
>you will never be /a/'s new year's cumbucket
All that wasted semen ;_;
Came so hard I can't even move.
Happy new year eurofags.
Yes take my load anon-chan I'm about to
I can feel it, anon, uggh, I can feel it. Shoot, shoot, ohhhh I going to, ohhh. Oh god cum for me you sweet mother fucker. I cumming too, I'm cumming. Ohhhhhh Ahhhhhhhh oh fuck... fuck.
Catcher in the Rye
I want to be that Brown Shota
I have to wait 5 hours and 30 min to cum. Hold me /a/
Want me to... clean it?
>have to wait 5 1/2 more hours to cum
fuck i'm already pretty close, I should've fapped yesterday
do you have the one where she says she's getting turned on?
Somehow I don't have that one
I-it's not gay if we post cute anime images, r-right?
I know the normalfag influx can't be stopped. But I always figured /a/ will pull through in keeping them at bay. Sadly, /a/ keeps getting worse. 4chan becoming a huge social network site is really killing it for older anons.
Then he must hate you a lot!
Now eat /a/'s load you filthy slut
All /a/nons are sissy bottom boys, it would just be a load of cock rubbing
Of course, I'll be the big spoon and even hold hands with you while thrusting deep into your asspussy.
Speak for yourself, homo, I'm a top.
Please punish me.
>tfw you ruined your new year's by fapping yesterday
Fuck i came not long ago and i'm already getting hard again
I want anon to push me against the wall and start kissing me deeply while I open our pants. Soon anon would feel my feminine penis rubbing against his own.
this, remember guys
The rules are
Don't blow your load before 0000 in your time zone
Don't exaggerate in the lewdposting (if it gets too lewd take it to /ghost/)
Don't straight up try to hook up neither here or on ghost, this threads are about lewdposting not that
If you really must just use the map
Have fun and empty your balls
Right now there's probably several girly and extremely effeminate anons, sitting at their desks or in front of their computers wearing lewd panties and thigh highs; while imagining some big strong anon having their way with them whilst they masturbate their butts.
God, you're making me want to fuck you so hard.
I want to climb on top of anon and ride him all the way till midnight
Just give in, you'll feel so much better.
Its not gay if he's girly, wearing a skirt, and has a tiny feminine girlpenis.
>implying I'm not a 5'4" 105 pound qt
Get stuffed, nerd
I'd rather suck the janitor's cock than be a faggot like all of you. You fags are the worst.
I'm probably bi. I really want to kiss with some guy and cuddle with him
I wrapped my dick in a towel with a series of vibrators taped to the base. There's not enough sensation to make me cum but it's keeping me permanently on edge. In about an hour I'll give it a rest and take a cold shower, then I'll start up again a couple hours after that.
When I'm ready to cum I'll slide my dick into my onahole , stuff the vibrators up my ass and sandwich myself between my dakis while crying about how futa dicks are so good I'll cum just from my prostate.
please impregnate my ass like I'm about to impregnate your friend from being forced to cum directly into her womb
No thanks. But you can kill me affectionately if you want.
Cocks are just delicious, can't help it.
You should have struggled anon, there's nothing quite like the feeling of accidentally tipping yourself over the edge and desperately trying to hold it back, tears in your eyes, until you let out a loud yelp, sinking to your knees while your lewd dick sprays your hard earned seed all over, mere minutes before new years.
That's not the proper way to celebrate the new year.
Mostly cancerous crossboarders and vocal fags. Not to mention traffic goes up around this time of the year. The worst part is that this shit will continue sporadically all through January.
Did all the britbongs just blow their loads or are they waiting for 4chan time?
I want to unload a months worth of alabaster affection into an /a/nons assminge.
I want to impregnate him through his butthole as his tiny trapdick bounces about.
I want him to gyrate his hips as I fill his rectum.
What time zone are you in, /a/? We need to organize and synchronize.
Not exactly. I feel more like this.
It's easy to tell, you can see the drop in grammar and proper writing mechanic, the use of terminology not common on /a/. Only a matter of time before they start posting 3DPD.
I haven't even started fapping.
Give me your best /ss/ manga and I will get started.
It's a little late for Christmas cakes though, isn't it?
words and doujins
almost came several times but I have a low refractory time, as long as I don't pop after 11:30 I can keep up with /a/
My grandfather smoked a lot during his life. When I was a child my grandmother told him that if he didn't stop smoking he wouldn't make it to my graduation. When he heard that his eyes became moist and he realize of how much smoking could fuck up his life.
He stopped smoking but it was already too late. Three years later he contracted lung cancer and passed away soon after.
As a consequence, I never smoked because I knew the damage it can do. But the truth is that I regret it now, because your post gave me cancer regardless.
Wow, that's really cute.
Other than other /a/nons, what'll you be fapping to this New Years?
I want to spend the evening teasing anons and making their dicks feel good, but I'm going to be dragged around by family and have no privacy to do so.
Oh well. I can still watch a little bit. That's almost as fun.
it's rare for me to get turned on because of 3DPD
Same. Though, I feel like that was always in me and these threads just brought that feeling out of me.
Alright, anons, I've accepted my lust for dicks, please squirt your jizz all over my face. You can use my mouth for help with that.
>futanari doesn't make you gay
>traps don't make you gay
>non-traps that are still cute don't make you gay
One day you'll be able to admit it, anon.
>Just liking dicks doesn't make you gay
I have a fantasy being fucked by a a buffed up futanari Mayuri in a public cafe like the one in Nekopara while my family laugh at me for being such a gay faggot cumming while my father tells me i'm now disowned.
im actually just fapping to animated neko catgirls and anon's fapping to me but I thought why the hell not might as well make one of those yearly autistic posts