2014 is almost over, were you able to get enough hatred this year /a/? Remember, hatred and darkness is the path to power.
>a river with crying people around it
>in the middle is a ship with obito's head as jolly roger
>the bones are COOLEST! and GUY!!
>borito his sister and salad are on the ship
You're only saying that because you hate yourself for what you've done and want to make me your judge jury and executioner, asshole.
I wonder what, if anything will be able to reproduce butthurt on this scale.
Normally, I think that AMVs are incredibly stupid. Naruto AMVs are a whole other level of stupid. But goddamn, I really want an AMV of Obito and Madara with this playing.
"Everybody come and gather round"
>Shinobi Allied Forces gather around the Obito, Madara, and the Ten-Tails
"Your mad because your girlfriend wants to hold my hand"
>Obito watching Rin fawn over Kakashi at the Chuunin exams
"I could go like this and hit you with a rubber band"
>Kakashi losing his eye
"Now I think I'll go and ask your girlfriend on a date"
"I'll pick her up at 7 and I won't be late"
>Obito waiting with flowers
"And then I'll probably blow her a kiss"
"Have you ever seen me do it? It goes like this"
"Kiss your hand"
>Obito kissing the picture of Rin
"and blow that kiss away"
>Kakashi impaling Rin on his Chidori
"She maybe didn't tell you but I kiss her everyday"
>Kakashi repeatedly impaling Rin
It needs to be done.
I saw levels of rage I had never even imagined.
Why not enjoy the short time /a/ was hyped about Naruto again?
>Kids' movie design reveal
>The Bomb, leaks of 700
>Release of 699
>Release of 700
>First sticky (I can't open it without severe lag, so beware)
>Second sticky (same issue)
and the new threads are these, which is basically the previous two threads:
>Audio confession + camrip of kiss
>Imgur gallery of NaruSaku responses to all the info above:
NaruHinaSaku with a dead Sasuke would have been best ending.
A KakaSaku is fine too. He'd make her do the whole naughty nurse thing.
I see a lot of people comparing Sasuke to Vegeta, but I found Vegeta to be a lot more likeable. Vegeta went from full fucking dick, to tsuntsuntsunderick to tsunstunderick rather well, while Sasuke is just a worthless, obnoxious fucker who goes against everything his brother wished for. I genuinely do not understand how he has any fans at all post time-skip.
If you are a Sasuke fan, explain yourself.
Well there was little to actually discuss once the film actually came out beyond how angry the most pathetic of fans got. When there are decent rips of the whole thing we'll see a couple of threads I guess and there's Boruto's mini series and the film in April and August, but other than that shit's done and over with.
Have NaruSaku fans reached stage 5 of loss and grief yet?
GARBAGE THAT SHIT WAS GARBAGE
Petitions and Chapter 700 remakes.
Well considering that guy who did the 30 minute rants about the manga's end is STILL bitching non-stop about the ending on his blog, I don't think some of them will ever accept it.
It's been, what, nearly 3 months now? Maybe 2 if you don't count the album cover as "the end". Man November 5th was pretty fucking hilarious, the kids leaked then the chapter leaked. Amazing.
Reposting until some amazing translator anon does their magic on it.
I admire your dedication Anon. You got really close a few threads ago too, once translator-kun showed up and you asked him to do this comic the thread was deleted.
It was truly a sight to behold.
Yep, it's easily the most amusing thing I saved from that whole shitstorm.
The rest are fun too, but it's just pathetic anger, like you said.
Those fanart re-draws of hugging/nice scenes to make Naruto murder Hinata in some fashion come close, but bad poetry tops everything.
I really don't get it. NaruHina was literally the obvious end. Like, like it or not, that shit was foreshadowed years ago. Anyone who knows how page layouts work or has any sense of narrative flow and pattern recognition could call it.
The sad part is, I'm sure they aren't any better today then they were when it first happened. I wish they out out more poetry though.
How did these people think it was going to end with NaruSaku when it was mentioned over and over and over and over again that Sakura loved Sasuke? How could they think their ship would happen after the fake confession? Kishimoto literally used all of their arguments for their ship and threw it in the trashcan. Because no matter how illogical it is, no matter what Naruto did, no matter how amazing he became, she would always love Sasuke more.
They really only have themselves to blame.
Moreover, this aint AgK, this aint even Bleach. Unrequitted love was portrayed as tragic. Fuck, Obito was driven by it to a degree.
Did they really think after spending so much building up Hinata's love, he'd end the story with that dangling? And Sakura, too?
I don't get it. Kishi was going to end it happy. They should have known.
They didn't see the writing on the wall so it's easier to blame "Kishimoney" and Studio Pierrot then their own lack of reading comprehension.
Hell might as well kick off this year with shitty AMVs too.
>people coming back to life
>prophecies and chosen ones over hard work
>no vindication on several villains
>it got better
Nah, most people will hate on Shippuden, but personally I enjoyed it up until the end of the Pain fight - beforehand it had Naruto working towards using his own determination and willpower to somewhat of an extent, but afterwards it was pure MC bullshit.
>How could Naruto give up on Sakura (despite never saying he loved her?)
>Why didn't Sakura give up on Sasuke (despite it being one of her main drives to improve?)
>Why didn't the Nice Guy get that girl from school that always turned me down!
I'm about as anti-feminist as they come but so much of the NaruSaku stuff screams MRA neckbears. Ironically, the other side is feminist "SasuSaku is abusive, but NaruSaku isn't because violence is funny when its played for laughs and girl on boy!" Crowds.
Madara was understandable, but not the whole fucking cast.
>no one ever got the prophecies right
Meant more the chosen one bullshit - Ninja Jesus and all that - threw away all the hard work.
>what villains didn't get it?
Orochimaru and Sauce, heck even throw in most of Sauce's gang for being part of Akatsuki.
They probably also heavily confused fanfircs and art with what was in the actual manga.
NSfags generally strike me as the type who were actual fans of the manga wholly unironically and chiefly immersed in that world, whereas others are more diverse, from unapologetic fans to people who enjoyed it despite the flaws or the anons who picked the manga back up when they heard best girl won/the story was ending.
I agree it was a bit too much. That was a big flaw.
Not mutually exclusive. He did work to become Ninja Jesus. His chakra sharing thing didn't come from nowhere.
Orochimaru got some, but Kishi says he wants him for Part 3.
That is some delusional fanart.
Naruto's parents would most likely act like this if they ever met Hinata.
Half-jesus. Sasuke was too.
He then had to work to use it. This is actually a real message: some people are naturally talented. But they still have to use that talent. Sasuke got fucked by Lee until he trained to use his talent and work.
Pfft, he did what he did for love of life, not hatred. Now this guy let the hate enter his body and take over.
The reason why NaruHina works and NaruSaku doesn't is because NH got nothing to do with Sasuke. Nothing. The fact that the edgelord was in their movie for only ten seconds is very telling. NaruSaku only existed because of Sasuke and everything about him brought them closer but he was also the very thing that kept destroying any possibility of a romantic relationship between them.
Also if you look at what she told Naruto to do.
Eat a varied diet, he didn't.
Stay away from Jiraiya, he trained with him.
He isn't old enough for the vices.
So naturally he would choose the dark weirdo because he didn't do any of the rest.
Or that's the parallel I got from it.
He seems quite happy with the vices too, by the time he's gotten around to partaking in them.
He adores his frog wallet as a kid, and must be spending it on something eagerly by the time he's broke for his date with Hinata.
It's shown on his desk (or was it just butthurt assumption at a bottle?)
Come to think of it, I guess that was thrown out a long time ago as well.
I love this album
Thank you Kishimoto for having balls to end the manga properly, with best girl winning, kids and romance movie.
Otherwise your manga was shit.
Wasn't that the third vice?
I just vaguely recalled Jiraiya stealing Nardo's money and spending it on booze and whores.
I'd argue it was a bit more of an innocent thing early on, part of his pranks.
Then again the same culture that produced this also considers someone shoving a finger up your ass a prank.
any news on Nanashi doujin bought or scanned, yet?
Anyone have the whole Hiashi eugenics plan?
They clung so desperately to that don't date weird girls line. First off when a mother says find a girl like them that usually means someone who loves you and will always be there for you. Secondly Naruto doesn't think Hinata is weird; he thought she was because he didn't know her. Kushina also thought Minato was girly/flaky at first because she didn't know him.
He was before coolest guy's speech about abandoning comrades, he didn't care if Rin died as long as they could finish their mission and constantly made fun of Obito for being an useless retard.
>hatred and darkness is the path to power
>Makes me sad that all the hype is finished
Camrip's not even out yet, nigga. Just wait until January.
>an innocent thing early on
His innocence is debatable. He didn't have parents so his moral upbringing is questionable to say the least. But he did say he didn't understand why the sexy no jutsu worked though and why it only worked on older people.
What amazes me more is part of the sexy jutsu was a genjutsu so the idiot of the team had more genjutsu than the genjutsu type.
Crusader Kings 2.
It's a pretty fun feudal politics, eugenics, rape, plot and incest simulator.
There's something about Hinata's eyes that just make her so cute. Like they're so big and inviting yet at the same time you can never really tell what she's looking at.
I guess it's artificial blind moe. Hyuuga girls are a fine science.
Another version complete with more pictures but roughly the same text had a cover with Hiashi, stating that he's a master eugenicist because he plays CK2 on the weekends.
It kinda rolled from there.
Was going to post it but might have to leave soon, so here is link to the story.
How many times did Obito kick Kakashi's ass during the war?
>they need two
thank you biased NSfag, thanks to you we have Boruto and best girl Himawari
>Remember, hatred and darkness is the path to power.
sith pls go
I thought it was 'The Force shall free me'?
Hiruzen spent all his inheritance on hookers and booze and he's too overqualified for any mission. Trying to pay him would probably bankrupt the Fire country.
Honestly Bleach doesn't even seem that popular on Dumblr so the end result still won't be as funny. However if Orihime wins then meltdown would be insane here if that happens.
Did CC2 do justice to his death stare and "I hate people who lie to themselves"?
He hasn't had an official mission since being ordered to take down Kakuzu, most other things have been simple self defense or outright going against orders. After the war there would be fewer missions altogether due to peace-happy lords (happens when much of the continent is demolished), never mind ones in his power- and presumably paygrade.
But really there's any number of reasons to make up for it, like saving up all his money to buy that sweet house in the end of the last, him getting scammed by something incredibly obvious or simply having the cost of the mountains and countries he blew up being taken off of his pay.
Just a reminder there was no way she wasn't checking his body out every chance she got.
No, I'm talking about a far future Sasuke who fucks up even worse than before for some reason going back in time to prevent that fuck up.
Naturally he'd wait till Salad is born before offing himself.
The damage he did can be (somewhat) quantified.
There are probably actual laws/agreements regarding collateral damage on missions.
The saving of the whole world cannot be quantified.
It could be up for a legal case but Naruto doesn't exactly strike me as a legally-minded person and it would be a too long procedura too much of a drag for Shikamaru.
Also the judge might just be a minor feudal lord who was just "saved" from a Matrix dream, still missing his ability to cum money and heroin.
It's up for your imagination.
I personally prefer to go with that situation, then Hinata wonders why he's dirt poor, uses her financial and legal training as former heiress and wins a bunch of legal battles to get his finances back on track.
Just to make best girl a little bit better still.
Fuck you for posting that and fuck me for looking her up. I deserved this.
I like how they did this episode. The look of horror on her face offsets to Kiba who is clueless to how bad off Naruto is. The music set the tone too. Even though I know what the outcome is I still had a little tug on my chest. I wonder how they will portray Hinata when the chackra shrouds start to disappear.
He'd just kill coolest guy and prevent everything bad that has ever happened in the series.
Or prevent Itachi from mindraping him a second time and watch his younger self end up a respectable Konoha jonin with friends and a gf.
'Love' is a bit strong. No one is actually saying the manga was good, people just tend to be happy that best girl won even in the worst of the Big 3.
Also The Last has some good moments in it mainly because someone actually experienced and skilled is involved.
>The Last has a scene with Naruto rescueing Sakura
>NSfags are fangirling about it
eh yeah, somehow I don't get them
oh well, have some edgy MenmaHina
short: Sakura's Sai's bird gets destroyed, Naruto saves her, some platonic talk, finished
also Sage Mode usage somewhere
10 yen equals 1 ryo
She is also a princess so obviously without even thinking she'd take him to a place where the creme de la creme goes out to have a party, only realising her mistake later.
>But for a meal costing in the region of $300 per person, you can expect to dine in ultimate luxury, with expertly selected ingredients from all over the British Isles and Europe a given
It seems to match.
Naruto is love.
Naruto is life.
Have you worshipped your favorite fictional child today.
Here's another creation of the fanbase.
And his counterpart.
Not yet here.
just wait a moment before you panic, there's 8 pages of this
That line outside the balloon on the second panel gave me a lot of trouble, ハミガキ粉 is new to me, never heard of it before. Tooth powder.
>ah... I'm sleepy
>I'm out of tooth powder
>...grew up, huh (either hair or height)
I'm more shocked that they took Kishimoto seriously with the whole "one sharingan, one byakugan" thing. Then again, these are likely the same people who Shinachiku at total face value and felt betrayed it didn't happen.
I wish I had him saved, but I do not. Very sorry about that maybe someone else will deliever.
Hinata was created from the ground up as the romantic interest for the main hero. She has relatively little screentime, but what she does have is relatively well used to establish both her own growth and her evolving relationship with Nardo. She is a fundamentally kind character with family background and personal issues she resolves. Her reserved personality is a good match to a high octane upbeat character like Naruto. Her acknowledgement crippled by shyness is a good counterpart to Naruto's biggest want in life once she overcame her demons.
Sakura was pushed into existence by the editor and Kishi clearly had no idea what to do with her, she just became a useless third wheel to the rivalry of Sasuke and Naruto. Beyond wanting the Sausage D and being the dedicated smart person until Shikamaru was introduced she has little to define her personality. She grows very little as a person throughout the series - the exception being the Last where she is explicitly finished off as a love interest and is an older sister type of character.
She is another high energy character and as such wouldn't really round out the relationship, doing little but comically punching Naruto whenever he does anything she disapproves of. She confessed to Sasuke thrice on Naruto's fucking birthday in front of him.advances.
Their definition of strong woman is someone who can slap around the male love interest and get away with it. The best is when they shit talk Hinata for being weak when Sakura is the one who breaks down every time Sasuke is mentioned in a negative way.
Naruto would've been happy if it's anyone greeting him, though. In fact, Naruto would've been happy making families with anyone, as his problems stem from his loneliness and anyone can fix that.
Except for the Uchiha fucking shit.
>the exception being the Last where she is explicitly finished off as a love interest and is an older sister type of character.
And what an improvement that was. Hyuuga truly improved the series.
One Piece is the best of the three
Bleach goes back and forth but hovers around Naruto quality, with some fun twists or completely retarded asspulls.
Fairy Tail is naruto with 10x the fanservice.
this NaruHina doujin will never scanlated
I have good taste too, but the genres I watch normally are running out of shows. I need something fun to watch 300-400 episodes of while I get comfy.
I would agree with that from the 30-40 episodes I have seen of each
except I like fan service so that put Fairy higher.
>Thank you Kishimoto for having balls to end the manga properly
Also thank you Kishimoto for causing so much Tumblrina butthurt. That album is fantastic.
Do we have North American release or online subs yet?
Of course she does, her sole purpose in life is to desire Naruto's dick.
Meanwhile it a love confession alongside Hinata nearly dying, Neji actually dying, two years passing, a bishounen faggot kidnapping Hinata, getting rejected and Sakura knocking some sense in him for Naruto to realize that he loved Hinata too.
>that little time window between 'the bomb' and the chapters actually coming out
>those claims of them 4chinz hacking and spreading misinfo
>denial denial denial
That was some fun.
>two years passing
Let's be fair, that's just Kishi being an autist and also wanting to do a character redesign.
From the characters themselves, given the confession and handhold, I'd expect a relationship fairly soon after the events of the manga.
Honestly, Naruto not knowing what the fuck romantic love is fucking stupid.
He thought she liked him the same way he liked ramen? Like, fucking seriously? Has Naruto never seen a damn couple in his entire life or what?
>good shounen series
Read Eyeshield 21.
Naruto is surprisingly intelligent considering all. He's just not book smarts.
Then again, considering his childhood the possibility of him being emotionally stunted wouldn't be surprising.
It's still some huge-ass stretch though.
When the fuck would he have time to learn about love? Kakashi certainly isn't going to give him the talk, and he'd probley ignore Jiraiya if he did due to his behaviour. Aside from that he spent the majority of his life being hated by nearly everyone and didn't even think someone could love him.
Thats not really the same thing. He was a kid with a crush. He basically stopped after Part 2. There is, what, ome date and a half-hearted joke about her being his girlfriend?
>He thought she liked him the same way he liked ramen?
With just how much he loves ramen, I have a feeling Naruto gets it, but not knowing how to respond to it.
I mean, he's already pretty fond of her at that point.
He's a fucking tactical genius. He just can't explain why it works.
I'm curious how he'll integrate canon on. Looks like preggo Sakura too.
Fuck, I just want him to do straight up NaruHina. She's built like he pretends Sakura is.
>The Last novel reveals that Naruto wants to run his hands all over Hinata's figure and pays special attention to her soft upper arms
>suddenly a tidal wave of magnificent armfag art
I think I've just acquired a new fetish.
>Has Naruto never seen a damn couple in his entire life or what?
Well any citizens, including couples, he would see as a kid probably threw rubbish at him and told him to fuck off because a bratty WMD isn't really something you want to bother with when you are on a date.
Him being confused at the concept is okay with me although the ramen thing is a bit odd as an execution. They had to justify the timejump demanded by Kishi, I suppose.
It would make more sense if we ever saw him actually get his first non-hateful human interaction in Iruka treating him and introducing him to ramen or something - hence him mixing up the notions of romantic love and thinking you are an awesome person for whom you want to do nice things.
I wonder what's that page with Hinata is all about. Is Naruto going to say fucking Sakura+Sarada is far better than doing it with Hinata?
She's not even connected with Naruto's kyuubi chakra at that point, is she?
I want to see that as an NH moment, but I keep thinking that as Naruto just being an incredible sensor.
Shame he didn't warn him about his other "rival".
according to a website, it's called [まさお屋ン][2013夏 ヒナタ本][とまっと]
the infos on the site: 中古委託販売の商品です。
Who knows. Wouldn't surprise me.
Anyway, yeah, I think its both. See, the point is, whats her thought? Of Naruto. Sensor or not, he just reacts.
Just like the blood oath. Just like nearly freeing the Kyuubi due to his rage at Pain. Naruto has liked Hinata way longer than he realizes. He can't control his reactions with her. Which, add in his accidental confession and his rage in the Last?
I still don't understand how and why people shamed Sakumo into fucking suicide when Konoha is, well, Konoha. It's just so out of place considering the kind of place we've been shown it is.
Yes, but it's the best solution to the problem the writing presented.
Kishimoto wanted Naruto to marry Hinata at the end, but he didn't want to have anyone pair up while the series was still going, because he's a shy battle shounen author. So when he had Hinata confess, it was this elephant in the room that he had no answer for. I mean, how do you just explain away the fact that Naruto ignored her?
He got amnesia?
He responded to her off screen?
He was still sorting out his feelings and was willing to let her stew in the meantime?
None of the options are ideal. I think making so Naruto misunderstood her feelings is the best way they could have handled it, given what they had to work with. But ideally, he would have actually responded to her feelings in the manga and they would have become a couple long before the end.
No, Naruto says it when he invites Sakura and Team Asuma to ramen. Sakura said something similar when she explained it to Hinata, saying that "Naruto doesn't understand the difference between loving a food item (anmitsu, which is Sakura's favourite food just for more of that NS/NH comparison) and the love of a lover."
Seriously though, Sakura's really really good in the Last from what we've seen. Probably the most cunt-ish she is in the Last is when she said Hinata's probably far better than what Naruto deserve after Toneri kidnapped her.
They changed Burrito's eyes to silver for The Last but kept Himawari's blue.
Konoha is bipolar as fuck. And bear in mind most of the bad shit that happened happened under that senile fuckup Hiruzen.
>forgetting Naruto has a wife and is happily married
>caring about titcow Sakura
Sakura is a very cute girl and deserves a happy life. I hope we get an OVA with one of her awkward dates with Sasuke. Maybe they can go camping together, or cry together or something like that.
Do we know how he acts pre-Kyuubi attack? We know he let Orochimaru go, but I think that can be excused as it's his previous student and we know how important student-teacher relationship is in Naruto.
I'd like to believe he started being a beta once his wife died in the Kyuubi attack.
If only anon....
Finally finished marathoning the manga. Never touched the anime again.
If anything, Naruto is just ridiculously overrated shonen. It was at least enjoyable. If it weren't for the fanbase infested with retarded underage muricunts who unironically use epic and spew shitty beaten to death cringeworthy memes to seem clever, it would probably be treated the same as just another shonen. Also happy Hinata won, wanted that since childhood.
I think it's definitely 5/10 at best, but at least that much.
Ino would have been a good second choice, and I could see Hinata hooking up with Kiba.
That'd be a fair way to divvy up abilities. But it looks like Himawari won't get anything since she'll likely never have to fight.
People seem to forget that she's just a tiny babby.
>Sakura breaking Ino's heart yet again
God fucking dammit Pink.
That's Kishi telling the audience that NTR is bad and if you do it you'll get your eyes ripped out by the girl you're trying to steal.
Cowtits always win.
Does anyone have the parody of
where she finds condoms in his bag, and suggests they go to his house? I thought I had it saved, but apparently not.
>What makes the fact that Hinata won so great?
Because she's best girl.
>Ino and Naruto would be even worse than Sakura.
No anon, there is no one worse than Sakura.
Ino is kind of a free spirit. I bet she could fuck like no tomorrow. Sluts are only looked down upon when they are fucking someone else, but aren't really that bad when you date them. Ino being wild and Naruto being wild would make for a spontaneous relationship.
And Kiba has always been a Naruto knock off in my book which is why Hinata would be attracted to him if she couldn't get the main prize.
>Nanashi doing pure vanilla NH sweetness
>Wataru doing NTR
Truly we are living in strange times.
>>119134254 for a simple comparison. She is written fairly simply and as an actual character arc.
She has two fights, one important to the MC and the other is key for the story - she is acknowledged as someone fairly strong but as a minor character she isn't shown as much, so no jobbing or useless whining like most of the secondary cast is reduced to.
Like mother like daughter.
She is still ninja. She's probably killed people off-screen. Not to mention some eye plucking is pretty tame compared bloody massacres of the war.
'Cup ramen' and 'platonic chakra transfer' are weird euphemisms for sex.
Well sure, but the whole B cast was very underdeveloped. The teeming nature of shipfaggotry is precisely due to people wanting to see the established characters fucking interact, maybe that to even drive some sort of 'plot' as you might call it, instead of Kishi inventing new people and shit all the time.
I liked this guy. Why were all the best Akatsuki members jobbers?
>tfw people are saying that Lee of all people tamed this semen demon and that's where the Lee clone in chapter 700 came from
I'll believe it when I see it.
Now I'm thinking of him and Ino hooking up with mind transfer jutsu and chackra transfer going apeshit wild. Ninja sex can probably be fucking great.
Not sure if that compares with eight trigrams forcing chackra to his groin before doing a rotation though.
It's not underdeveloped in the sense that there isn't enough reason for them to get together, it's underdeveloped in the sense that it's purely barebones development. There's just no...casual interaction between the two, just the two of them talking without needing to motivate the other.
To be fair, all couplings in Naruto lacked this.