THESE FOUR GIRLS COME INTO YOUR ROOM. WHAT DO?

>>118987794
shoo them out and buy a new door lock, since it's obviously broken or defective

>>118987812
>wind has a katanna
>what is 21 foot rule

Marry earth, fug fire, befriend wind and rape water.

>>118987850
>what is the 21 foot rule
Something I've never heard of and probably don't care to honor.

>>118987850
he said shoo not shoot

Shitpost with fire.

did anyone ever actually directly address air? like nobody seems to actually talk to her

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Challenge them to Backgammon.

Befriend Muse since she's an introvert and has no friends
Avoid Salama since she'll be tweeting the whole time
Try to convert Koboli from her Fujoshit ways
Get drunk with Sylphy

>>118987794
Sex with Muse and Salama, Sylphy next. Koboli is there's still some juice left.

Get everyone to play 3rd Strike

>Ask Kobori if she'd like to see my leanr and ripped body
>Post in /a/ for reactions

>>118988245
its a good game

>>118988172
She's on a level of consciousness that no one can even comprehend.

>>118988281
And fun as fuck too, all you gotta do is have enough pads since playing on the controller is wacky imo

See what they want.

>>118988245
I love 3rd strike, I hate charge characters and I love waifus, but fucking Urien is just fun as fuck.

>>118987794
poke air see what happens

>>118987794
Play F-Zero

>>118987794
Use the catalog and keep your shit in one thread, cancer.

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>>118988193
>caligraphy Jotaro on loli island
didn't know they made a boardgame... i liked the show

>>118987794
Ask them to sit on my lap.

>>118988020

The only reasonable option.

>>118987794
Escort green and blue blouse outside, gently shut door

>>118988590
and then play third strike?

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>>118987794
Marry Slyphy. Ignore all the rest.

Ideally, take Muse in a manly fashion.

Realistically, drop spaghetti everywhere.

Cry about how I'm ruined for marriage and run out with a towel covering my body.

Watch movies and stuff with them.

>>118987794
Ask them if Sento is coming, if they say no tell them to GTFO.

>>118988827
Why are you naked in your room?

>>118987794
Fuck them in ass, one by one

Hentaiburger.

>>118988881
>what are showers

>>118987794
I play with wind. In a non-sexual way

>>118988881

Sometimes you need a bit of fresh air. Besides, it's my room. I can be naked in it whenever I want.

>>118988773
Muh nigga.

Ask them what they want and tell them to leave.

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Cry tears of happiness. Try to marry Sylphy.

>>118988193
But anon, you only play backgammon 1vs1. What will you do with the others ?

>>118988925
>you will never have innocent fun with a cute retard

>>118988919
>into your room

You live in the shower?

>>118988972
Mahjong, then?

>>118988976
you could have your bathroom apended to it

>>118988881
Why wouldn't you be? I know no one will ever come to my place, and if they do my door is always locked so i can put on clothes if need be. It's also nice never having to close the bathroom door (or any door)

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Sylphy is literally perfect.

>>118989103

>slut

>>118989076
But think of the fairies! Won't you think of the fairies!

>>118989126
but shes just dancing

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>>118989126
she gives great handjobs.

>>118987794
Blow a hole into your fucking head

>>118989170

>slut dancing

>>118989185
She's the type of girl that would give enthusiastic and great everything jobs

LONDON
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Who's fire texting to on her cell phone? Everyone she knows doesn't use their cell phones.

>>118987794
Only invite water kick out the rest
Shit fairies

>>118989150
I don't believe in fairies.

>>118987794
Have fun with Sylphy and make the other girls feel as awkward as possible so I can get some alone time with her.

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>>118989360
No problem anon, the fairies believe in you!

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>walk into your daughters room
>sees this
how to react

Keep drinking. If I wanted people to fill the void, I'd be doing this at the pub.

Can't watch anime at the pub.

>>118989463

Wake up. The day I have a daughter is the day Satan becomes a cute girl and turns hell into a second paradise.

>>118989463
whatever floats her boat.

>>118987850

>21 foot rule

Not applicable where I live.

>>118989463
tweet it to George Takai with a message of my support and become a SJW meme.

>>118989463
Congratulate her for choosing the purest kind of love and encourage further exploration.

>>118989463
Assuming my daughters are 3DPD I would slap the dyke and tell her that only dick is acceptable and to get out of my kids cooch, since lesbianism breeds degeneracy.

>get my gun
>shoot them
>claim self defense as they entered my room without permission

>>118989463
Ask if there's room for one more

>>118989609
see>>118987850

you're even more fucked since you have to get your gun instead of drawing it

>>118989463

>"Continue"
>Turn 360 Degrees
>Walk away.

>>118987794

The threesome I filed in my organizer lists me, Muse, Sylphy but only one of you

>>118990016
lots of loyalty for a cuckolded dancer