>Why am I even in this show

>I miss Irisviel's driving
>How come Gil hasn't invited me to drink again

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>What did I do this woman in another life for her to target Shirou?
>Why is my master offering himself in my place? I don't understand.
>Why am I Caster's now? I don't want this at all!
>Why is she making me attack Shirou and Rin? I like them, they're my friends and they make my chest feel funny.
>I just want to eat sandwiches with Rin and Shirou again. They're my grail now.

>I'm just gonna sit here and keep eating sandwiches

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>>118967545
>I miss Irisviel's driving

>>118967505

>This was supposed to be my second chance, my return to glory

>>118967505
>I want my dick back Merlin
>my mouth hurts
>fuck you Mordred, why couldn´t you just die without killing me?
>I miss my Avalon

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>>118967505

to sell the pitching Saber figure

>>118972907
What's the deal with Shirou's man purse?

>>118972929
Saber sandwich preorders are already in the tens of thousands.

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Indeed after watching glorious F/Z it feels like an utter shame to see such a high-quality character lose face by appearing in such a shitty teenager drama and having to conform to the whole cringe-worthy script.

>>118972983
Someone has to carry the sandwiches.

>>118973059
>>118973059
It's just Rin and Shirou blushing at each other, her character doesnt even need to be there.

>>118972983
It's not a purse it's a satchel.

>>118973226
man-bag, satchel sits lower down than that, you know with a shoulder strap rather than handles like that one has

>>118967505
>I'm still hungry

for that awesome fight with baaazakaaa

>>118972983
It's Rin's bag

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>>118973366
Saber's always hungry.

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>>118972983
>>118973474

>>118973474
>It's Rin's bag
You never carry your ho's purse, dawg.

>>118973591
Shirou is pussy whipped by every heroine. .

>>118973703
Hit the nail on the head

>>118973703
Nah, pussy whipped would be not doing what you want to do because your partner/spouse doesn't want you to and only doing what they want you to.

When Shirou wants to do something he does it and nobody can stop it. Most of UBW is Rin telling Shirou not to do stuff and him just ignoring her and doing it anyway. When he does stuff for people it's because that's what he wants to do. He lives for making others happy.

>>118973703
You either don't understand what pussy whipped means or you don't understand SHirou at all.

>>118973059
this

>>118973851
>understanding Shirou
There's a reason why we have ten fate threads a day even when no show is airing

>>118974022
Those are just waifushit between trolls trolling reverse trolls who then troll the trolls back only to be reverse trolled in return. Then Prisma makes an appearance only to have a couple of autists scream at it before going back to trolling each other.

It's even bleeding over into the Tsukihime threads a bit.

>>118972983
It's not a purse!
It's a European carryall!

>>118973059
>>118973917
She was waifu shit before Fate/Zero. Gen just didn't show her waifu side because he hates her and everything she stands for. It's also why he cut out a whole lot to Saber and Iri's scenes together. yuri and moe do not fit with the theme Fate/Zero was trying to convey at all.

>Airs April 2015

God damnit. I don't think I have the will to live that long.

>>118974240
>he hates her and everything she stands for
It really pissed me off how she didn't stand her ground against the ridicule of the other kinds even though she was the greatest of them all.
Perhaps that is precisely why she didn't. Perhaps their treacherous attitude towards their very own people was incomprehensible to her.

>>118974458

Well, in the end she did make them acknowledge her through her actions, which was more fitting for a king anyway.

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>>118974458
Superior King coming through

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>>118974522
>does a king stand alone?
>Gil doesn't answer

>>118974561
That comes with being an asshole

>>118974561
Who's the green one?

>>118967505
10/10

>>118974641
Enkidu

>>118967505
because your a fag

>>118974641
Read more mythology, secondary-kun.

>>118974703
That was just one time with Rin.

Please don't discriminate.

>>118974561
Enkidu is supposed to be a wild, tough beast-man tamed into civilization by a prostitute.

>>118974722

Nobody who has actually read mythology would acknowledge Enkidu as a genderbent bishoujo.

>>118974834
>genderbent bishoujo

>>118974758
Yeah and King Arthur isn't a tiny girl right?

>>118974892

>draw a girl
>say it's a dude

Japan...

>>118974939
King Arthur should have been. it's much less pathetic than being a cuck.

>>118974990
>People get paid for this.

>>118974939
>King Arthur

Saber is obviously Jeanne De Arc.

>>118975078
No, Caster is Jeanne. Didn't you hear Shero call her a witch?